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>>768409395
I'm 30 and I messed up a little girl, and now I wanna die
R. Kelly farted in my dinner tonight.
jews
>>768409395
>GENERAL DEGENERACY
I met a random guy when i was walking home one night. Five minutes later we were going at it in a park.
No idea where that even came from. Totally no homo, had never done anything gay before then. And nothing like that since.
>>768410777
Trips confirm. But at least I can sometimes beat off to shit in these threads
I don't seek out sex anymore because Electric Stimulation (estim) is fucking awesome and gives me stronger orgasms than any woman's ever given me (been with 40 women).
>>768411850
Hmmm. Plus not having to put up with any bullshit? Can see the appeal
>>768411448
These are my favorite threads (RIP infographic threads) personally. I get off to the hot stories and rapey confessions, get jealous at some folks' good luck, and feel better about myself when I read others' shit luck.
>>768411967
Estim-dude here.
If you're a mgtow-type, it makes the separation from women much easier. Saving a ton of money and headache. I keep a few close female friends just to chat with and hang out with so I don't feel forever alone or anything.
>>768412074
This. Interesting to know what my fellow btards do (or don't) get up to.
Greentexts of anything, random, criminal, sexual, family or relationship dramas are what I lurk for.
im interested to be a sissy but i haven't got any experience whatsoever and don't know where to start..
kik newuser235
I'm a Paraplegic male and I love getting my ass fucked .. It's the only way I can get off
I'm apparently the only heterosexual male on this website.
>>768412608
Can you feel it when you get fucked?
I strangled a cat with my bare hands once. It was a mercy kill. My arms got scratched up real fucking bad. Not like it is in the movies
>>768412808
how exactly was that a mercy kill? go in detail anon
>>768412790
I can feel it if they have a long dick .. It can actually give me a bit of a hard on
I’m a normal person, I don’t have anything to confess. Sorry.
> be kid
> Live in a great semi rural area
> Overnight neighbourhood changes. Housing developments take off behind our property
> on weekend evenings when no builders about ride my bike through deserted streets and explore the houses
> most are just frames, no doors so can walk right on in, great adventure for 12 yo
> notice on a sliding door being put in that the keys have been left in
> Hang on, this is also happened at a few different houses
> Start taking keys and write down which house they came from
Couple months later
> Houses all completed and people starting to move in
> Ride through streets at dusk with pocketful of keys
> Walk right up and let myself in
> Some homes just filled with boxes that are half unpacked shit, other fully lived in already
> Profit!!!
> Cash, DVDs, games, whatever I liked the look of
> Didn't bother with jewellery because what's a 12 yo gonna do with that?
> Always checked fridge and stole chocolate
> One house a dog came up to me wagging his tail, I fed him and we played for a bit
> Another house the kids room had lots of Lego. Loved Lego but didn't take any because I knew that boy would be gutted
> One home found a couple playboys, did a powerwank there and then
> Never got caught, not even close
Got away with it for a few weeks because no one knew any neighbours yet. I was just a regular weedy kid on a bike who didn't attract any attention. And I assumed even if someone saw me walk in with a key they would think I just lived there. Word got around quickly though that someone was robbing the places, made our local community news. So it was only a short crime spree.
Never graduated to a life of crime, kept my nose clean since then.
>>768412907
Car ran over half its face
>>768413707
Ouch. You did the right thing. Mercy kill. Fluffy would've known s/he was a gonner, would've just been working on self preservation instinct.
Fuck welfare and state disability and anyone receiving it. I dont qualify for it, never will and I'm sick of having to pay into it.
Dismantle the entire program and.fuck anyone who can't get their shit together.
Fuck prison and anyone in one. I'm tired of paying to support these faggots too. Release them all into the UAE and surrounding region, armed, with the only instruction being have fun. Let ISIS and other gay groups deal with them, and let them do what countless active duty military have to deal with, relieving most of them to come back to their families. Or force them to do pay per view death matches-all income from that supports them minimally with anything left over placed into trust for victim restitution.
>>768409395
Cheated on my wife a few years back and she recently found out about it. To make it fair I gave her permission to go fuck any guy she wanted for a day. She sent me this about a week later. I knew she was going to sleep with someone when she texted me she was going to be coming home late from work but I really didn't expect this...
>>768414287
that's a dildo you cretin
>>768414068
> I was born into a life with minimal misfortune so fuck everybody else. If I can overcome my challenges, why can't everyone else? I have zero empathy and care only about myself.
>>768414287
That's obviously a dildo, you brain-dead monkey.
>>768414068
fuck idiots who blame societal shit for their poverty.
You want more money you fuckin retard? Kill someone rich or shut the fuck up.
>You won't tho, because you're poor and stupid and you'd rather work for someone who's life is better than yours than to try and topple their reign.
>>768410180
Messed up how ??
i am anon texting my wife's ex boyfriend trying to get him to contact her.
I’m having daily sex with my older sisters best friend
(Pic related that’s her )
>>768414287
You're lucky she cheated on you with a dildo and not a real BBC
>>768414415
>people suck and expect me to pay for their shit and get mad when you tell them you don't want to and shouldn't have to.
>>768414890
>I thoroughly believe that I got to where I am on my own with no outside assistance! I want my tax dollars to go towards only the roads I drive on!
>>768414571
SF? Looks like Alamo square
>>768412745
Me too
>>768409395
Children in general annoy me. For some reason though everytime I'm introduced to a child from ages 6-11 they get uncomfortably close to me and I have to stop all contact and inform their parents.
>>768412745
>>768416824
Nah guys I reckon most of us are heteros. But if anyone is gay or has tried homo shit you know their gonna make a noise about it here.
Kinda skews the perception and makes it look like 95% of btards are fags. It's just that most of normal people aren't going to bother making a confessions post like 'once at a party I ate out a girl'
>>768412127
this is a secrets thread, not a rekt thread
>>768413004
that would make you abnormal
Bumps
>>768414504
uh I kinda touched her
and she liked it very much so she started to ask for it everytime we met
and one day she suddenly started to behave weird, like she wants her mom very close to her everytime, or else she'll cry; and her behaviour toward me is kinda bipolar: sometimes she treats me like I'm a garbage bag, and some other times she is super clingy and lovely dovely.
I think I broke her and it's so painful.... I really didn't want anything bad happens to her, since I love her, but I can't go back in time
>>768418312
Is she related to you?
>>768418312
cut yourself off from her and hope for the best
If you love something set it free
I wanna fuck my friend Tyra
My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy
My name is blurry face and care what you think
Grew up in a family were sex or nudity was not such a big taboo like in other families. It wasnt just my fam but my extended family as well, on my moms side. Growing up I "practiced" making out and groping with my cousins. I think this led to me having a high sex drive and a fetish for forbidden sex.
>>768419166
That's OK .. My old roommate taught her daughter how to shave her pussy .. The kid had a bush ad it needed shaving
I want to lick and fuck my best friends girlfriends feet.
>>768418454
no
>>768418500
it's hard to cut yourself off when she calls you and tell you to go to her home
>>768419300
I understand this .. I grew up naturally being naked with my older sister and my mom ... My sister and I learned everything about sex with each other .. It was just normal for us ..... But now I'm addicted to sex and taboo shit
>>768419330
Ya i dont think its bad or anything but not something id post on fb or tell her parents or other people in general
A girl I like kissed me, I'm starting to feel love towards her but she is going back with the guy that dumped her.
My heart hurts. She also is stunning and has a great heart.
Help me guys :(
wish i was a 13 year old girl who met up with dirty old guys for money. I would love getting abused, pissed and shit on. Being a slut in general, taking dick, especially big black ones has always been my fetish
>>768419693
communication dude
talk to her about it
if you have the confidence to kiss you have the confidence to talk about it
>>768419693
Go get a hooker
Posted in another thread >>768419124
>but TL;DR used to fuck around with my ex's boss so she got special treatment at work
>>768419611
Nice to see someone else can relate. Have u acted or done anything else as an adult?
>>768419541
>it's hard
fucking and?
I wish i was a 13 year old girl who meets up with old guys to fuck. I wanna be abused, pissed on, shit on, and impregnated by old fat white men. I wanna be their sex toy and fucked everyday regardless if im pregnant or not. I just wanna be a huge slut servicing any guy that wants to be relieved sexually.
>>768420003
We stopped after I moved away at 18 .. Lol sadly as an adult I am a total freak .. Bi sexual , so I play with both and tend to end up in a crazy situation ... But I live a totally normal life on the surface
>>768419861
My biggest fear is that she stops taking to me given the current situation. Otherwise yeah I should tell her my feelings but I don't know what will be the outcome of it. As of now will most likely just get rejected and I don't know what she will think of me.
>>768420275
Try not to sweat it too much. once you get out of high school you will meet lots of girls
>>768409395
I'm physically incapable of being brought to orgasm by someone other than myself and have no clue how to fix it. I've fucked plenty of girls and guys but pretty much every time it results in me making them cum, and then me lasting like three hours afterwards jacking myself off before I finally finish. I think part of it's from watching porn and masturbating, but I think a bigger part of it is mental anxiety, especially when I'm with someone I'm legitimately attracted to.
>>768420423
Deep breathes
>>768420275
I get how you feel, that's how I initially felt before I started dating my current girlfriend
If you're good friends, then you can keep it that way.
Remember that it only gets awkward if you both make it awkward
Just go out there and talk about feelings, if you fuck it up then you'll meet someone later in life even better, assuming you're in high school or something
>>768420034
wat?
>>768420250
Nice
>>768420423
i had this kinda
what i realised is that if im getting a hj or bj, my instinct is to tense up
so it feels goos but i dont cum if im like that
after i catch it, i consciously relax the muscles im my body (particularly legs and lower body)
then u start to really feel it, just stay relaxed
helps if u are comfortable afound the person i.e. not a one night thing
>>768420423
Damn I'd love to be like that, I usually don't last more than 10 seconds because of my hypersensitivity and anxiety
>>768420854
Trust me you really don't. Half the girls I've dated I wind up fucking raw given my size and how long I last, so I'd only get to have sex about once a week with most of them.
>>768420397
Have been out there for 10 years, and this girl is so pretty is leagues ahead plus she is wife material.
>>768420706
I don't think I'll find someone like her ever. That's the problem, I've already seen what's out there.
There's maybe a path that leads to her, but I just have one life and one chance to do it right, and I don't know what should I do.
>>768420835
It's a bit messed up but I get off remembering all the times my sister and I fucked . She is almost 4 yrs older and it was always her that would instigate sex . I would just wait for the signal ,, she would tap me a few times or knock on the wall . I would follow and we would have sex , nothing porn star like , just sex
>>768413004
Never stole a piece of candy? Even when buying them end only tasted one of a whole bag full?
>>768421082
Ok then , Just tell her how you feel
>>768420423
mental anxiety stopping you from nutting? now this is interesting, there's hope for me to last longer than a minute
>>768421082
you'll feel more guilty not taking the chance and missing out completely. believe me, we've all been there
Just remember she's just a girl and just as flawed as you are. You putting her on this mental pedestal of glory gives you this anxiety. Just act natural and talk ffs
Seriously the one thing we struggle to do nowadays is to communicate
Try anyway, see where it goes
>>768409395
I am going to die if I don't get proper weed also I pooped my butt
End of senior year a bunch of us planned a camping party for a whole weekend after graduation. Just about everyone showed up and we were set for a blast, lots of alcohol, weed, Molly you name it we had it. Night comes and a few of us stay up and continue to drink and smoke after most have gone to bed. Buddy is passed out in his chair drooling on himself, his girl in the chair next to him is nodding in and out of consciousness. I’ve always lusted after his girl she’s tall, blonde, and had double e boobs. She mutters something about needing to pee and walks off into the woods. About ten minutes after that my buddy crawls to his tent, gets in then sticks his out and throws up outside the tent before going back in and passing out. Twenty more minutes go by and I’m the only one left out but I noticed my buddies girl never came back so I went to look for her. I found her passed out face down ass up. She had been peeing and passed out while peeing and fell face first into her piss. I went to pick her up and as I bent to get her I could see straight up her skirt, she had her panties down still and I was looking at her glorious shaved pussy. Dick was rock hard instantly and I spent 30 sec that felt like forever deciding if I should go for it or not. I touched a finger to her pussy and she didn’t move I took this as a sign unzipped my jeans and jammed my cock in her. Plan was to go slow but the moment my dick went in I pumped on pure instinct. When I knew I was gonna cum I just said fuck it and came in her. Fireworks and electricity shot out my dick. I pulled her panties up and carried back to her tent. I hoped they both would assume they fucked. Next morning everyone was all smiles and good times. Weekend went great and I never got caught.
>>768414571
Umm.....age?
>>768421390
Smoking Pink Kush and Gorilla Glue right now
>>768421243
I never had sex with my sister but I did get a bj from her once. It was mostly with cousins that I fooled around with. Now I mostly get off on risky or "fobidden" sex.
>>768421487
Awesome
im wearing a cock cage pretty much 24/7, the key belongs to my female best friend
>>768421709
I was always scared to play with others because I was scared my sister would find out and stop letting me have sex with her . I need the risky stuff also , I go cruising sometimes .. have a thing for older married guys and love watching any gf i have get fucked by young guys . I tend to attract like minded people
I found my middle school science teacher on fetish site. Basically i recognized her by her arm tattoo on all her pics face was hidden. Catfished her into sending me a video of herself anally fucking a wall dildo.
When I was teenager, I used my younger brothers lightsaber to masturbate.
>>768422114
Send or its not true
>>768409395
>when bugs... become real! nicee
>>768414068
>I dont qualify for it, never will and I'm sick of having to pay into it.
you just karmatically cursed yourself, anon. enjoy your future disability, you dimwitted fucktard.
>>768421357
>>768421378
Ok I'll try to meet her, tell her and look like an idiot, since asking her out right now has like 99% chance of failure.
My idea was along the lines of waiting for her to get dumped again in some months and build something during that time and see the best course of action.
I really don't want to mess it up and lose contact forever. But fuck it then, I was going to suffer twice maybe, let's suffer just once.
Poor me. Wish me luck or at least strength :(
>>768422112
I too have a thing for treating my gfs like whores but could never get them to actually act on it. Ive hinted to my wife about open relationship or hotwifing but she wont go for it. For now I settle with fucking her friends and some of my moms friends.
>>768422327
if this was old 4chan i would probably deliver......but now no way i have 0 respect to the people that lurk today.
>>768415430
we've got a real winner here in the brains department.
>>768414504
oh I also did some oral sex (licked pussy, sucked clit etc)
>>768422597
So not true nigg
>>768422692
sure its not
>Be me
>Be 11 yo
>was new in my neighborhood
>got some new friends
>they all were 13+
>one day, the oldest took a key out of his pocket
>"Hey guys, remember that old building, we saw yesterday?"
>The key was for that building
>We went to it. It was a closed school with a lot of old stuff
>We discovered the whole building
>seemed like kids were here before us
>there was poster on a wall
>playmate.jpg
>one of them said that it would be cool to jerk off together
>I was scared
>remember, I was 11 yo
>there were no bullets in my rifle
>they all pulled their dicks out
>"Hey anon! Why is your head so red? Thats natural. Jerk off with us, anon."
>undress.png
>They noticed that I got nearly no pubic hair
>Everybody is laughing
>"Anon, thats ok. But you know the rule, right?"
>"Which rule?" I asked
>"If you got no hair, you have to take care"
>The one who said this came near and took my hand to his dick
>I felt weird, like this wasn't right
>"You have to do it with your mouth"
>I was confused
>I felt used but they were my older friends and they said this was the rule
>Started sucking the ones dick
>After a while he came in my mouth
>disgusting.tiff
>Now I was crying
>the second one promised me to warn me before cumming and just pushed my head on his cock
>started sucking again
>The third one spitted on my naked ass and started rubbing my asshole
>I tried to stop sucking
>I was not able to do that
>feeling his cock entering my ass was the worst feeling ever
>he fucked me
>i still got fucked when the one who was holding my head came in my mouth
>They laughed at me and then left the building
>I was sitting there alone, crying
>went home
>told mom I was just in a bad mood
>went to bed
I never told that anyone. Im 25yo now.
>>768422588
I have stayed single and mostly get girls into sharing by 1st opening up to them about me being with guys .. If they aren't cool with it , then I find one that is .. right now I have a friend that loves how easy I can get a guy over for just NSA sex with both of us .. I use cruiseline and squirt.org
>>768422560
Have you ever met her in person or is this some internet thot
>>768423030
In person, I say I'll try since she is becoming more distant each passing day.
>>768423296
Then you got nothing to loose
>>768422326
how old were u? are you m or f?
>>768422930
that was a bad experience, are you still holding some kind of grudge/feeling bad about it?
>>768423387
It's like it was lost already, but the thought of being a choice after she gets dumped makes it look like losing her right now puts me ever farther.
I guess I just have do it now. But oh man how many bad feelings I'm going to get from this one. And I really really liked her :'(
I keep abusing remote viewing to look at gore in my mind. It's really sad and about 10X more of a reason to please stay the fuck away from trains your guys.
>>768423822
Sometimes. I wasn't sure how to feel about it for years. I felt guilty for some reason. I try to live with it and I try not to think too much about it.
>>768423848
Then wait if you think she will get dumped . Maybe try to find another girl to help ease the pain .. There are sooo many other girls out there
>>768424107
So are you gay now?
>>768424239
Nope
>>768424107
But you're still thinking about it... why you're saying that you felt guilty? Did you somehow enjoy what happened?
>>768424107
Sadly thats all you ca do is try not to think about it .. everyone has secrets and that is yours
>>768409395
I've been with my gf for three years and I i wish she would end it cause I don't really know how to do it. I've told my friends, hoping it would get to her, that i wouldn't care if she broke up with me.
>>768424256
Good for you. Sorry bout your experience tho
>>768424308
I really can't tell why I felt guilty. I really did not enjoyed this, but I sometimes asked myself why I believed this stupid "rule" in the first place.
>>768424435
you feel guilty because you let it happen .. I mean that as an adult you wouldn't let it happen so when you think back on it now you wanted that 11 year old to stop it .. also the fact that you never told anyone
>>768424435
People will believe anything at 11.
>>768424435
I don't know if this helps, but man, you were just a kid and that wasn't your fault at all... Those guys were dumb jerks and i'm sure they would have done stuff to you even if you didn't follow the rules. Be in peace with yourself :)
>>768422930
What ever happened to the guys? You know how to find them today? Ever think about getting some revenge?
>>768409395
When I was 3 or 4, I got my dick stuck in a compass.
I don't know how or why it happened, but I remember that my slightly older cousin suddenly heard me scream out in pain, turned around and found a compass clasped around my foreskin.
Also, what the fuck is this board? I came here out of curiosity and I am utterly disgusted by almost everything I've come across.
I'm not a particularly sensitive person, I can handle quite a lot, but ever since I arrived here, I've seen, just as a few examples, an incest thread (which, thankfully, hadn't gone anywhere when I went past it), cunts posting their GFs' nudes (presumably without them knowing), pedophile confessions (like in this thread) and there's even one guy saying he'll post the nudes of his dead, former girlfriend. Thankfully, nothing has come of that last one, but the point still stands. Have you people no sense of decency?
>>768424669
>>768424633
>>768424416
>>768424311
>>768424790
Thanks, anons
>>768424834
I don't know what they are doing now. Except of one who is permanent in psychiatry, because he suffers from schizophrenia
>>768424834
Don't listen to this guy, revenge will just make you the giulity one. Unless ofc your "revenge" is just something like turn em to the cops. That would be ok.
>>768424941
And by the incest thread having not gone anywhere, I meant that I was thankful nothing had come of it and that there were no replies, not that I was happy it was still up.
Just thought I had to clear that up because otherwise, people might misinterpret it.
>>768409395
I wanna open little girls with my old European family sword, fuck their corpses, drink their blood and pee.
I am not saying that i do it.
It just really turns me on.
I have dreamed about it all my life.
Makes me laugh in happiness when thing about. I am not sure if it happiness.
I just like to laugh for no reason.
>>768425003
All I'm going to say is mental hospital staff are really easy to bribe. Up to you what you want to so with that.
>>768425356
I guess the voices in his head are bad enough.
>>768425158
So you were expecting vanilla secrets ??
>>768425322
Have you ever tought of going to psychotherapy? Since you did nothing wrong, you can talk about this with a professional and get some help.
>>768425611
I used to go and cut vanilla in my neighbor's yard every night.
>>768425715
Thanks for the suggestion.
But i actually like myself this way.
Last time i did go to a therapist.
They called me a alien.
So i wanted murder them.
I was in my head like these people do not know what they are doing.
They do not get my money.
Some times i am like maybe i should go.
But then i am like.
I do not have time for that non working bullshit.
They just going to call me alien again and that never worked.
>>768426780
Thanks. Looks cute.
>>768409395
at 29 last year i was dating a genderfluid pansexual 21 year old (dont worry i allready hate myself for it) and we did this daddy daughter roleplay like legit she dressed up like a schoolgirl and i pretended to be her daddy it was both silly and crazy hot. but never again.
>>768414571
Not worth it.
>>768425611
No. But I'm talking about the whole board here, not just this thread.
Since this is 4chan, I expected some level of filth, but I didn't think it would be this bad.
>>768427811
How new are you my dude
>>768427993
Completely new to this board, but I've been using others (primarily /his/) for a few months.
>>768414287
I can see why you cheated, she looks fucking gross.
>>768409395
I left the cake out in the rain...
A friend and I started fucking because we're both into s&m. Started out pretty basic and we just keep upping the sexual control and violence. Last time we fucked I was punching him in the face so hard I bruised my knuckles, was really fun for the both of us. We're talking about getting a sleeper cage so I can stay over and service him on our off days sometimes. Shit's pretty cash honestly.
