WWYD if you were in a club taking a piss at the urinals and this guy walks in, stands 18 inches behind you, unzips, and starts pissing against the back of your legs?
Turn around and piss on his dick.
>>768409393
kick him in the nuts
>>768409393
Ask him if he is alright in a very serious voice.
If he immediately apologizes because he did this because he was completely fucking drunk and missed the toilet then tell him to fuck off, and leave because I'm nice.
If he is a fucking degenerate nigger and thinks he is funny, then slam him on the ground and beat the shit out of him.
>>768409393
Take a piss in the stall.
>>768409393
Kneel down to catch it in my mouth. Silly question.
>>768409393
"Dude you can't start a piss war when I'm half unloaded."
Then proceed to pisswar him. I can hit his head easily.
>>768409393
Fucking laugh then call him an absolute cunt.
3 words:
involuntary tattoo removal
>>768409393
>turn 360 degrees
>blast him with piss
>>768409393
grab his dick and rip it off. Then stick it in his asshole while he is writhing around in pain
>>768409393
I'd turn around and smash smash my fist right in his faggot hipster face.
>>768409393
give him a swirly.
what's that spade on his shirt, is he a nigger lover too? what a fuckin pussy.
>>768409633
found the underage. kek
>>768409869
You are one angry 12 year old.
>>768409866
>grab his dick
faggot
Stab him in the butt with your dick.
>>768409393
ask him if he would like to speak to the manager
>>768409944
And you're a massive pussy if you say you'd do any less to a guy that walks up and starts pissing on you.
I bet you'd wait till he was done then give him a blowjob.
>>768409393
>mid-piss
>feel warm piss on my leg
>get boner
>turn around
>piss shoots straight up into his face
>high-five as piss goes everywhere
>make new friend
Unsheath my katana and tell him that it was nothing personal kid
wait for him outside with a glass of acid to throw in his beautiful face... sucks to suck .
>>768409393
I'm American. I'd turn around and kill him with my penis
>pisses at urinal with pants all the way down
>back up until it's bare ass on his dick
>get teeth knocked out
>>768409393
Glass him in the face and kick his head in.
>>768409921
>a very serious voice
>pisses at urinal with pants all the way down
>back up until it's bare ass on his dick
>get teeth knocked out..
Knock him out and fuck him until he loves me
>>768409960
kek
>>768409393
>in a club
Wrong website
>>768410264
>>768409921
found the underage
>>768410032
Is there a problem with that faggot?
>>768409960
What if it's a feminine dick? dumb fuck
Would piss back.
Dont be frightenend cause this Guy looks like a Mongoloid Hipster.
Are you all Pussys here or Cucks or what.
>>768409393
I wouldn't be in that shitass club in the first place. I have a life to lead.
>>7684097
>turns 360 degrees
>continues to piss in urinal
>>768409393
I would turn around right as the first amount hit as I would already notice his approach, and I would go "what the fuck are you doing, there is no need for that." And in a genuine way I would look at him and say "What's up?" without squaring up but flexing a bit. He and I would either get along and get over it, or he would begin to start some shit.
And if he approached and then started talking shit, and subtly I would be ready. He would then swing hard at my face, I wouldI would roll left or have to do a whirl duck left and then I would underhand grip my left hand on his throat where my four fingers are at the front of his throat and the thumb on the back, and I would squeeze at an angle like I am pulling a string from a bundle of twizzlers. And when he started to go down I would keep a grip and talk to him peacefully, and hope we could come to terms. If not I would just get him kicked out and tell him to just chill and dont do shit like that. I would still try to get along with him lol. I know people go through stuff, and want to meet someone tough who can match them and that would want to still reason with them through conflict, and not get to mad about it.
And to add I have no training, dont lift, and have an otter type build and I had to do something like that before. He got kicked out but we actually got along after that and laughed about random stuff for a good amount of more parties over the course of 4 years.
>>768409393
>starts pissing against the back of your legs?
Pull out my pocket pistol and shoot him in the crotch. Then piss on his face.
Smash his face against the wall and take his scalp.
I'd probably get a boner and start jacking off
Id smash the weak ass chin he's hiding under his faggy beard.
bump
>>768409393
I'd beat the shit out of that weak ass looking hipster cunt.
>>768409869
No you wouldn’t
>>768409393
quick look around look at odds
say its just him
start right punching him in the nose and face into the wall behind him
just keep punching him in the face
he'll eventually go down
just start kicking and stomping until hes silent and not moving
>>768411473
Kys
>>768409393
I'd turn around piss right back at him and show him my bbc. Whiteboi will be trembling and bow down taking my golden shower in fear ans awe.
>>768409393
Jerk off
>>768409393
I would turn around and piss right back at him. I don't give a fuck. Maybe I'll even start beating my dick while I peepee
>>768409393
Beat his ass. My dad thought me to never back down when I was a kick, or I'd get beat at home. I was a pretty good wrestler in school, I'm positive I can get bigger guys down(I'm 6ft,215 lbs) with a single if needed. I only have a bjj blue belt recently, but it may help. Even if I get my ass handed to me, I tried!
Turn around and piss on him
>>768413212
Also, he just looks intimidating to some. Do you know how many nerds got tattoos and fag haircuts, juiced up a bit just to look a certain way? Looks are not everything
>>768412612
You're easily intimidated are you? That guy is clearly all show, just look how much he cares about his appearance. He wants to look like a bad boy so desperately it's comical. But yeah, be scared of the though boy hipster xD
>>768409671
This tbh
>>768412800
lol Im quick as fuck. But dont get too pissed, as men should try to resolve conflicts that way. What are you pissed about? What do you have an issue with my post?
Spinning backfist to temple.
>>768409393
Punch his drunk ass in the stomach and hit his head against the toilet.
>>768409393
If That fagot hipster and I are in the same bar, need to start thinking about my life choices
I don’t wanna play tough guy or anything, but anyone who cares about their appearance that much and deliberately tries looking like some twisted image of “badass” probably isn’t too dangerous.
>>768409393
Put him down with a single punch like the little hipster bitch he is
>>768409490
>18 inches behind you
>running start on piss covered floor
This can only end well for you, anon.
>>768414436
>12 inch reach
>>768414512
Are you aware that 12 is less than 18?
>>768409393
Rape his tight asshole ruthlessly
>>768413752
A fellow man of taste tbqh
>>768413078
kek, friggin chortled and got rum water in my nose
>>768409393
Start a sword fight. This wannabe Viking motherfucker brought a knife to a zweihander fight.
>>768409633
This.
>>768410081
This is fucking dark. And I have a hard time believing you wouldnt.
let's not lie to ourselves. If 99% of us were to try to fight him, we'd lose. Thank fuck I'm in the 1% that can kick his fruity ass.
>>768409921
hahahaha NO.
>>768409725
Underrated
>>768415067
So he is faster than a bullet?
>>768410553
Not him but that's gay
>>768412751
You have clearly never been in a fight if you think you can just punch him in the face multiple times and he won't do anything.
>>768412612
found the pussy
>>768415088
What the actual FUCK
>>768414436
Whose leg is less than 18 inches long?
Part his hair with my balls
>>768412612
Just because you're too much of a fucking pansy to stand up for yourself doesn't mean others won't. Man up or gtfo
>>768409393
contact the authorities
>>768409393
I'd probably stab him
>>768415440
he is the authorities what then fagot
Spinpee.jpg
>>768409921
<--you
Punch him in the face. Even if he is bigger than me I don't fuck around and I'm not a pussy. If he wins I took a beating but I didn't take him pissing on me like a fucking pussy.
>>768409393
>Get out of the way
>Take off pants
>take off shirt
>Im always looking for excuses to get naked in public
>toss clothes at him
>tell him to go back to his metalcore faggot circus
>leave
Suck
>>768410014
Ew. That stupid cunt. I forgot she even existed and my life was better. Thanks for reminding me she is still alive and well enough to continue being a backstabbing worthless whore.
>>768409393
>wwyd
Before or after I murder him
>>768410081
Britbong detected. How's life with Muhammad as your wife's bull?
it seems to me there are many underage faggots and pussies in this thread. let me make it clear. >>768409633 is approximately right. some will challenge the guy outright even if he's drunk as shit, that's their prerogative. they point is this. even though you may know this guy will pummel you badly for sticking up for yourself, you have to do it if you want to be respected, have dignity, be considered a man. being a man doesn't mean you can't go into situations knowing you'll lose or fear losing, it means you have to defend yourself even knowing you have a good chance of getting put down.
>>768414436
Go get a ruler..... now look at it. If you cant kick THAT distance plus 6 inches you have child legs.
>>768409393
Show him who's boss
>>768409393
Kill him, his family and anyone he's ever had contact with..then I'd go to work on him
>>768409393
probably submit like the dirty fag I am
>>768415511
contact his supervisor and the media
#metoo
>>768415226
Let me suck your dick!
right hook to the body, right uppercut, left hook to the chin, liverhook
>>768416544
*dodges your attack
*faces backwards
"too slow kid"
>>768409725
Only real answer
>>768409869
>smash smash
Someone's been playing too much smash bros
>>768409968
>your dick
My dick anon? That'd be gay..
Pull down pants and projectile diahrea to show dominance
>>768412800
>>768411473
Anon who actually wrote out long post is bro status, the other faggot is the leg pisser
>>768415088
please tell me this isn't real...
Punch him in the throat and balls
>>768414115
Truth
>>768409393
Beat the shit out of him, at least i'd try to.
>>768414599
>doesn't account for 6 inch average dick length
>>768409393
Knew him... He's me!
