>tinder is easy
Made this account last night. Woke up to like 40 new matches. What’s stopping you guys from getting laid?
Being ugly
>>768406926
Let's see your profile
Being ugly
>>768406969
yup
>>768406926
>talking to a chick = fucking a chick
Cool fantasy.
>>768406926
using tinder is one tier above of simply paying a hooker
>>768406926
Being ugly
>>768406926
I used to use tinder very often and got laid with minimal effort.. I've got this roommate that just moved in and he's so fuckin autistic he cannot get laid off of it for the life of him. The guy has tinder plus and blasts money on it constantly bragging about all the hot bitches he matches with but he always manages to fuck it up with his social retardation.
No-one is using fucking tinder in my fucking country. And also being ugly af.
>>768407087
lol there’s literally only 1 reason girls go on tinder. If you match and still can’t seal the deal then you’re a garbage conversationalist
>>768407189
I didn't get many matches when I used Tinder. How often did you swipe?
Though it might be how I look that deterred them. I'm not unattractive, but long hair. \m/
>>768406926
>no profile pic shown
>what are bots?
Sage
I laughed fairly hard at all of you who admitted to being ugly af. Think of it this way, your parents are ugly af and made you. Go fuck an ugly chick because that is what your dad did but you dont see him pissin and moaning because he lost his V card which is more than you can say.
>>768407276
If you swipe right on everyone, you’re basically destroying your profile. Tinder works off of an algorithm to determine who to show your profile to. The more people you swipe right on who don’t also swipe right on you, basically lowers the “rating” of your profile and causes you to get buried deeper and deeper and not shown to anyone.
>>768407223
yeah women are known for always wanting sex with random strangers, they're not the sex limiting gender like men are
>>768407593
I wasn't swiping on everyone. At most, maybe 40% of the girls that popped up.
>>768407223
wrong
there's literally millions on girls on tinder that are there so their ego is boosted and they feel pretty, without actually planning on meeting anyone
there are also lots of girls that surprisingly just there to meet friends
>>768406969
I can guarantee none of you are ugly enough to get no matches. If you’re fat, clean up your diet and hit the gym. If you’re fit but have an ugly face, good lighting and different camera angles will make you look better. There’s always something you can do.
>>768406969
Bro tell me you haven't seen some beyond goofy looking couples together and wonder what the actual fuck. There's nothing wrong with you dude unless your a complete mouth breathing asshole you can do that shit
>>768406969
Second post, most accurate post.
>>768407593
Why would they do thst though? That only means the ones who already are well liked get liked even more. If you match with everyone you see, why would you need to pay for benefits?
>>768407711
Wrong
If a girl is on tinder, she can be persuaded to meet up. If you’re getting ghosted it probably means you either came off as weird/creepy or just didn’t seem interesting or charismatic. As far as girls that are just “looking for friends” they only put that in the bio so they don’t look like sluts. They all want to fuck, or at the very least, they want someone to convince them that they want to fuck.
>>768407975
Not necessarily. It just means you have to know how attractive you are and what types of girls your profile attracts. Don’t swipe right on girls that are out of your league. You want to maximize your ratio of right swipes to matches. A high ratio essentially “boosts” your profile and makes it more likely that people will see you
>>768408041
Wrong.
There are literally millions of girls on tinder that won't EVER EVER reply to your comment, it doesn't matter if you're the hottest dude on the planet, they are just collector of matches so their self esteem is validated.
Asexuality exists, maybe your small mind cannot fathom this simple fact.
>>768406926
That arika girl is wife material, do not let that opportunity slide faggot.
>>768408041
They all want to explore their options
They only fuck if they consider someone good enough
>>768408449
I’ve never had a girl not reply. And I’m aware that asexuals exist, I just highly doubt that they’re all hanging out on tinder. But yeah, you could be a 10/10 and if you lead with “hey” they’re probably not gonna reply. It all goes back to being interesting, funny, and charismatic.
Too ugly and half-dicked to get matches. Also have no personality and I'm afraid to make an account on Tinder or something like it because people I know locally might find out.
>>768407711
Wrong
Those small group of women looking for tinder 'friends' are specifically looking for guys knowing that the guys are looking to hookup and then proceeding to friendzone the shit out of them to make themselves feel good, which is why most of these girls are usually 6/10 at best.
>>768408717
>It all goes back to being interesting, funny, and charismatic.
Fascinating, don't be coy about your looks. I can be all that and still not get replies, because I am not sexy enough. Don't be an idiot anon.
>>768408677
If they match with you, you’ve already passed their initial criteria. After that it’s all personality based on if they’ll meet up or not.
>>768408717
>>768408717
suuure buddy
>>768408449
>>768408449
I actually know female friends that do this, it's weird.
erectile dysfunction caused by testicular damage.
getting on trt soon tho fuck thsi shit
>>768408849
>I actually know female friends that do this, it's weird.
It's just another form of ego feeding from Facebook likes
can we get tinder slut stories/screenshots/pics of hoes?
>>768406926
standards
>>768408833
I can get a pretty decent amount of matches just by my face, but I reset my Tinder a lot (deleting it, making a new one) and sometimes I blatantly put that I have a monster cock in my description and you'd be surprised the amount of women that swipe right from that and asking for proof
>>768408717
>can fuck countless hot sluts
>spends his time bragging on 4chan instead
>>768408449
LOL asexuality is a scapegoat for women to suddenly drop anyone they figure they want to stop fucking. Several tinder bitches have told me "I think I may be asexual...." like they just had some fucking epiphany after trying to date instead of just screw. Sorry you fell for the slut meme man. Try to instead think a little more freely.
>>768408717
True tho
Pretty sure the last thing an asexual would do is register on a hookup app
>>768408929
Exactly, I'm just saying that it's retarded to assume that EVERY GIRL on Tinder is there to fuck.
>>768406926
b8?
>>768408968
standards are a meme. Women are all slutty whores just waiting to predatorily break your heart.
>>768409055
Good idea, I am cute enough to get quality matches, but taking it from tinder to real life can be a challenge. I'll try the monster cock, if only more pictures of me existed.
>>768408041
Or they just want the man to fuck them and leave cuz they are not looking for a bf they are just looking for a fuck buddy
>>768409068
This
>>768409179
Found the incel
>>768409133
Um... Tinder is a hookup app nigga.. That's like saying it's retarded not everyone on Grindr is a fag. They fucking obviously are, otherwise they wouldnt get the app.
>>768409222
kek I have a wife faggot
found the beta virgin
Has anyone had any problems with tinder the past few days?
The other day i tried to log in and its like my account is gone. I tried to log in with my phone number, did the txt verify shit but it only gives me the login with facespace (which i dont have) or create a new account. I tried contacting their support a few times but the only email i got back told me to use my facebook to log in... i was like did you not read what i said?
I eventually said fuck it after a few days and tried to make a new account but now everytime i try and upload a pic i get some error oops something went wrong please try again, but it never does anything when i try again
So now i cant get into my account, cant make a new account, and their tech support wont answer me. And to top it all off my current slampig is busy this weekend, wtf am i gonna do??
>>768409097
Are you literally this closed fucking minded? Wow.
If they tell you that, it's probably because you're a fucking creep and they want to stop talking to you, yeah I would understand that they want to come up with a lame excuse to ghost you and I'm sorry that it had to happen to you, especially if they were "several".
I'm not talking about "suddenly tell that to anyone they want to stop fucking", those girls are obviously lying about being asexual.
It seems that you don't actually understand what asexuality is, plenty of girls (and dudes) are on Tinder to just meet friends and have fun, that are 0% interested in fucking someone.
What do you guys think, should I swipe right?
>>768409509
I know exactly what asexuality is. A scapegoat for women to bail, lol. It's a complete meme dude. Sorry you fell for it
>>768409660
Cute bragging, swipe left, you'd fuck it up anyway you homo.
>>768409271
It may seem like that to you, but there are literally millions of people there that want to meet other people.
I use it mostly to fuck, yeah, but if I see someone that I'm not attracted sexually, but seems like someone fun to hang out (especially if she says she's there to make friends) I'm willing to meet them to have a good time without the intention of fucking them.
>>768409679
You are absolutely retarded and I feel sorry for you.
>>768406969
S H U T
U P
I can't believe any of you can even feel like you'd have a chance of hooking up with any random woman from a hookup app. How do you even have the confidence to download something like this
>>768407975
Actually what really happens is that they match your profile in priority with people who have a similar rating
The issue is that Tinder is not a fair game, as there are more males than females on it and as most women can basically get dozens of matches a day if they want to. It means that there are very few low-rated women, and enough male profiles to create a decent pool of high and medium rated profiles so that normally-rated women will have to go through hundreds of profiles before finding the low-rated ones
>>768409679
>>768409679
Wow dude either you're trolling or you don't know what you're talking about, or maybe you're just ignorant.
https://www.asexuality.org/
Girls only fuck guys that are porno-material. Not beta cuck /b/tard trash.
> ITT : insecure basement dwellers refusing to believe that someone could be good looking and successful with women
>>768406926
i'm about 5'5
>>768409808
>>768409957
>reddit spacing
>literal meme site
I think we both know who's trolling here, buddy. Nice try though. Have one more (you) for your effort
>>768406926
>Op is assuming all of his matches aren't just fake bot accounts
Open a zoo for fat roasties
>>768408250
>>768407593
that's not how tinder works
>>768406926
OP, post your bio/pics. Give us virgins some tips to help out cause I have tried Tinder so much
You don't meet girls in a fucking app you meet them in person you meet eyes and walk over and speak to them I'm fat as hell and I'm less of a cuck than some numpty on tinder. Be confident be natural be charming and kind. It's fucking easy. Never had any problems getting girls.
>>768409194
ok but you actually have to have a really big dick. Unfortunately I have like a 6/10 face at best and I'm a skinny 6'0 tall 120 pound lanky ass motherfucker but I was blessed with a huge dick
>>768410061
I am smaller than you and have not been single for more than a couple months at a time since high school.
Also got laid with every girl i've met from tinder. Never made my height obvious on my profile yet none of them got turned off when seeing me irl. The last one was taller than me, I've been dating her for 1 year and a half now.
Bottom line : being hobbit is not what keeps you from getting laid.
>>768406926
I'm good looking and got maybe 15 matches a week. Will post pic if requested. Maybe I live in shitty area or have shitty pictures
>>768410380
You sound like me, I got 7.5 inches of cock that surprises girls. My face is like a 7 but my hairline is receding. Its a hard life, my man.
>>768410417
>>768410316
Explain yourselves anons. How the fuck do you do it. What do you even put for your bios
>>768406926
Let's see your photo, qtπ.
>>768410584
Lmfao and half the time my dick doesn't even work like I'm so fucking nervous all the time. I have to be really comfortable with a girl and then I can rail her every night. It's hard to get past the first time having sex because I usually just can't get it up. After that though I have no problem
>>768410690
>Lmfao and half the time my dick doesn't even work like I'm so fucking nervous all the time.
Yep, you are me. And the ghosting, these motherfuckers in here are lying if they are saying dating is easy in 2018.
lol
>>768410967
You are under 20, I am guessing?
>>768406926 Fact is,as has been posted elsewhere in abundance,Tinder is a scam.
It’s that simple.
>>768410596
They just talk about "getting laid" without mentioning the looks of the girls. Anyone can dumpster dive.
>>768410967
>>768411191
Grow up then faggot
post your photo with eyes crossed out
>>768411224
>>768410596
my bio was a one-sentence quote from some obscure band, and my pictures were basically close ups of my nostrils or pics of me doing silly stuff
the thing is to know your target. at the time I was after clever qt nerdy girls and I know that looking confident and absurd at the same time was the best way to reach them
after that I wanted to gauge my popularity with art hoes so I put on a more personal bio with pics of me wearing weird designer shit. turned out well, no more nerdy matches but tons of artsy cunts swiped right
a tinder profile is exactly like a resume : you got 20 seconds to grab your target's attention so you must think it through. no useless stuff, only things that make you look interesting to the kind of girls you're after
unless you're good looking of course, pics are enough when you're 190 cm and swollen
>>768411280
>>768411379
>>768411417
>>768410127
this, especially if they're all hot. This nigga is delusional.
>>768411474
I know how to spot a fake account lol. If you don’t then you’re actually retarded
>>768410045
I'm not saying you're in that boat I'm saying that me and the others are.
>>768411294
Thanks for providing decent advice anon
Let's see ur profile op
>>768410584
That isn't "monstrous" in any regard, bro. No girl is going to be surprised by an average penis.
>>768406926
having a gf whose not a slag
>>768411048
Actually, uglier looking women have the higher standards than what you might consider prettier ones.
Wish OP would post his profile to back his shit up
>>768411567
whatever nigga. lets see the convo then, we'll see what's fuckin fake. I ain't seen no wins yet faggot.
>>768411798
this
>>768411439
This is a repost. I've seen this same account posted on here before
