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waifu thread
>>768404152
No need to be scared sweety
>Huguuuu
Claiming the best waifu to ever exist
Myself
I claim Elise from Fire Emblem Fates
hello hello, I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>768405970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYQm1Fn5VD0
>>768405970
You remind me of Delilah off of hey Arnold
negroides the thred
>>768406318
this is a nice song!
>>768406527
I do not know who that is, friend ;~;
>>768407051
is a cute!
>>768407051
NOOOOOO
30 seconds to late again!
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768407183
Duke is a cute!
>>768407183
hello mister duke!
>>768407183
hi :)
>>768405408
tohru from dragonmaid but i dont have any pictures on phone and im lazy as shit
>>768407238
The Duchess is
>>768407267
Love-Anon
>>768407477
:)
Stick around today anon
>>768407722
hehe indeed. How are you today?
>>768407816
Been playing Destiny 2 a lot
>>768407816
nice pic
>>768407722
sorry gotta go, bye :(
>>768407893
Sounds like fun!
>>768407911
Thanks, this one of my favs atm. You are such a cute!
>>768407974
Awawa
I like pink dresses
>>768408019
hehe
>>768407922
Maybe next time :(
>>768407974
I've enjoyed it, though I'm not sure how
>>768408163
Check this out
>aikawa
>>768405408
Sauce
>>768408654
Very kawaii!
>>768408785
>kissu
>>768408889
hehe~
>kissu
>>768408693
little cute
Work time :D
Discord: Birb#6592
Don't mind if I do~
>>768409963
Erio?
>>768409590
>slides into your DMs
>what did he mean by this???
>>768410073
*pulls down your jammies*
>>768410802
No...
>>768410073
Feel free :D
>>768410073
Now it is Birb (off of work at 10cst)#6592
>>768410887
yes
>>768410916
ok sorry cute
>>768410887
prob not but imma try
oldfag jenny?
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey, baby, are we losing touch?
I want to die
>>768414043
Who doesn't?
>>768414043
take a number and wait in line
>>768414010
Is this about flatlander?
>>768414043
Fuck off 2bloodchan
Or fuck of 2ry
>>768414330
Can I get a premium pass
here
>>768414406
What the fuck did they mean by this
>>768414424
no you're not cutting in front of me i've been here long enough just wait your turn
>>768414736
One boneless death and aah 2L coke
dead thread best thread
thred is gay
>>768415192
SEASON 3 PATIENCE
>>768415634
Easy to wait when you don't expect much out of it.
I just can't see it being good enough to make R2 ending not the conclusion of the plot anymore.
>>768415831
Is that your husbando?
Its a shit tier husbando
>>768415946
I don't have a husbando nor a waifu.
>>768416001
Maybe if you can't appreciate a slight edgelord but he's fucking high tier.
>>768416142
>edgelord
wewlod
>>768415831
It's like an album with an amazing ending having a shitty hidden bonus track
>>768415634
Imagine having taste this shit.
>>768416142
Oh, okay. I am sorry.
>>768416463
Haruhi is a great waifu
>>768416591
>>768416591
I was talking about wanting to watch Code Gayass but haruhi is shit.
Also that's Ritsu Tainaka u dingus
>>768416851
This is the most kino scene in anime history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7qkhjBSu0E
no it isn't look at her headband
>>768417018
Go make your mum breakfast you abo
>>768417130
Shes in Melbourne you potat
>>768417169
Mail it to her ya bogan
>>768416506
No reason to be.
>>768416591
Miku is a great waifu.
>>768416284
I think I'd be much happier if they just continued with Akito story since it was enjoyable and left a lot unexplained, or make some other weird spin off.
R2 ending implied that no major conflicts were left in the world so why would there be a new season.
>>768417212
>R2 ending implied that no major conflicts were left in the world so why would there be a new season.
It's just a slice of life anime about Lelouch and CC living in the countryside
>>768417348
SoL is unironically the best genre.
>>768417129
t. someone who thinks DitF is kino
Claiming best girl.
>>768417541
Hello, Saya.
>>768417348
I'd be actually be hyped if that turned out to be the case.
>>768417505
But sol can't be 2d4u.
>>768417629
Someone didn't watch Non Non Biyori or Barakamon
>>768417609
>>768417527
What in the WORLD is DitF you dundus
>>768415192
Is it just me or is his neck super long
>>768417991
darling in the flop
>>768417724
Neither of those are 2d4u?
Someone didn't watch Lucky Star.
![[Coalgirls]_Kill_Me_Baby_09_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[BAA84C17].mkv_snapshot_16.57_[2017.12.15_21.45.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/33LrY1z.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Kill_Me_Baby_09_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[BAA84C17].mkv_snapshot_16.57_[2017.12.15_21.45.05].jpg")
>>768418161
Don't initiate this faggotry
>>768418236
You talking shit?
>>768418233
You switched?
>>768418216
I was going to say Lucky Star but I felt it would have been too cliche.
>>768418233
Good claim anon
>>768417760
Are you alright?
Goodnight everyone.
>>768418422
Good night.
>>768418288
yes
>>768418499
fite me irl
>>768418418
Tired.
>>768418606
Are you able to go sleep, or are you busy doing something?
>>768418520
you wouldn't last a day in the ring with me
>>768418236
You know I'm right. Just a gay mecha version of KLK.
I hate that better characters from other series get less art than a FotM girl from a shitty show just because its made by TRIGGER.
>>768418304
Why would I do that?
>>768418344
My plan has failed. I thought Agiri was basically your waifu.
>>768418728
It's hilarious watching fotm anime girls slowly being forgotten
I still have no idea what ditf stands for
>>768418684
Was just doing stuff, but think I'll try to get some sleep.
>>768418893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abBabSWyNOI
>>768419020
Alright. Sleep well, little panda.
>>768419002
It's TRIGGER's new show. It's an ecchi shit fest mecha 2d4u anime. It's not fun like Kill la Kill though.
>>768419192
Crackhead waifu owo
![[OZC]Code Geass Lelouch of the Rebellion R2 E12 'Love Attack!'.mkv_snapshot_14.45_[2018.05.03_01.27.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UhwTSfc.jpg "[OZC]Code Geass Lelouch of the Rebellion R2 E12 'Love Attack!'.mkv_snapshot_14.45_[2018.05.03_01.27.04].jpg")
>>768417724
Guilty.
>>768418006
Clamp just has a tendency to draw stickmans.
>>768419192
Assuming you're referring to screencaps, I could put what I have in a mega if you want
>>768419717
I was making a harem joke but I could always take them off your hands
>>768419717
Can i get it lmao i want a waifu that can do hard drugs with.
>>768420608
But that was the VA, Agiri as a character clearly only does weed.
>>768420713
Ew nevermind weed is degenerate.
![[Coalgirls]_Kill_Me_Baby_06_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[C52895EA].mkv_snapshot_08.03_[2017.12.15_18.55.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E2uYA4F.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Kill_Me_Baby_06_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[C52895EA].mkv_snapshot_08.03_[2017.12.15_18.55.21].jpg")
>>768420205
haremfag get out
I apparently didn't screencap every episode. Thought I did though
https://mega.nz/#F!hrwBmApD!2CvFEYJoqO_ukQ2H7LcBBw
>>768420979
Folder smaller than klonata's dicco
>>768421262
it's something
>>768420979
I'm not stupid but how do I download it
>>768421501
Not really
press the button
>>768421734
41 or whatever is more than 0
I never said what I had was a lot
>>768421685
Did I fuck it up somehow? Isn't there a download as ZIP button in the top right?
What now
>>768422178
did you check your downloads folder
>>768422178
are you in special ed?
>>768422533
I checked my recent downloads and it was just a pic from 4chan, then I checked my downloads folder and the most recent thing was a torrent of "imagine" by John Lennon, and there was no kmb zip
>>768422648
Maybe I should be
>>768422895
You could have accidentally saved it to the Mega cloud. Try to download it again, and make sure you download it directly.
Okaythis JUST NOW popped up.
i should get some kind of special star for this
>>768423001
Is that a fucking Mac?
>>768423138
You are our special star.
>>768423284
My start up message is "Hello", you know why?
Because it's Adele
>>768423662
nice glasses
>>768423302
>>768422032
What did you mean by this
>>768424017
I am very proud of you.
>>768423873
They're cute.
>>768424103
I think I screenshotted that when I still played along with the joke of me having an eyebrow fetish
>>768424302
She looks cute in the school outfit
>>768424313
""joke""
>>768424131
thank you mr teacher
>Right here
>>768424748
https://youtu.be/ho_YeZxhYdk
https://youtu.be/5aLOwtrgDLo
>>768424748
she is cute who dat?
>>768425266
Didn't know what the Lucky Star remix was a reference to
The Lucky Star version actually sounds better
>>768425275
Thanks my duud
Good evening everyone!
How was your day?
>>768427746
Bad.
>>768428370
why bad cute?
>>768416851
Keep your opinion up your ass
>>768428441
I lost several games in Rainbow Six Siege and missed my favorite camgirl's show.
Bismarck
is
C U T E S T
>>768428795
all waifus are the cutest, friend!
>>768428770
that does make for a bummer of a day.
my week has been rather shitty; I blew a chance to meet a cute my friend was trying to set me up with, and I have 4 nights of work in a row
>>768429034
Especially Bismarck, my friend!
>>768429181
Do not try to dick a 3d pig, it will end horribly for all involved.
>>768429481
everyone's waifu is the cutest waifu to them <3
Slow here today
>>768429658
hello <3
>>768428770
What >>768429181 said. Just sounds like you lost a few rounds of a game and missed a cam show... not the end of the world. Do you have a roof over your head? Do you have a full belly? If not can you afford one? There are many problems you never need to worry about in life. A few bad games and an online show are not among the big ones :P
>>768429566
Point taken
>>768429566
>>768430034
Cute taken
>>768428795
Stolen
>>768430359
"Stolen"
What the fuck?
Rescuebump
>>768429901
Hiya!
>>768431761
Hey Tomoko. How did ya sleep?
>>768431138
The merchant tries to steal waifus. Claiming is typically first come first serve basis yeah? Back when the threads had rules, one of the conditions was that you can steal a waifu that has already been claimed when rolling trips or higher on your pp. Naturally the merchant tries to manipulate and exploit this rule for his own profit and sick amusement.
>>768431833
kept waking up only slept for about 4 hours. How was work?
Rem claimed.
>>768432957
Sorry to hear that... Any reason for the bad sleep?
I forgot my book at home! Luckily, my boss was there so I wouldn't have been able to read anyways.
Other than that, it wasn't too bad. Lots of people procrastinating shopping before Mother's Day
>>768433235
Evening Rem. How was your day
>>768433381
I'm unsure if 8:30 is evening still, but hey!
>>768405408
>y those have $0!!?
>>768433675
I'm old, 8:30 might as well be midnight. You young whipersnappers playing your gamebox 64's on your internet machines! Now get off my lawn! MEEEHHHH~! :P
>>768433352
not that i know of. Ah fun stuff for you. Oh yeah mothers day is a thing
>>768433971
Well I hope you get a better nights sleep tonight!
>>768433675
You're a programmer aren't you?
>>768433843
No sleep for idiots like me.
>>768434325
Maybe, why?
>>768434513
Took you long enough.
>>768434513
>Trying to bait this hard
Must be a Haruhi poster
>>768434848
I just thought I remembered you talking about it with someone. I'm interested in it too and was hoping we could chat about it sometime.
>>768434904
>>768435080
Hey Nenene :>
Bump
>>768436225
Cute peek
>>768436225
Evening cutes
>>768436829
Little cute~
shebby horo
>>768436829
Evening Saya. How was your day?
>>768436904
Sure was. How was yours?
>>768437107
Sure was... what? Do I have you in the wrong time zone...
Mine was alright. Forgot my book at home but work was busy so wouldn't have been able to read anyways, not including my boss being there. Lots of people procrastinating shopping for mothers day.
>>768436829
Do me the string thing
>>768437503
No, the time zone is right. I know that feel.
>>768437513
Well everyone, I'm beat and I don't know why so I'm gonna bump and call it early...
Have a good night cutes.
>>768438495
Good night, friend.
fucking sleep
>>768432512
Anybody steals MY waifu, and I'll spam the thread to death with memes and cpies of an image reading: +1 to image limit, no contribution.
b4me
Can yogurt go bad?
>>768441222
Yes.
>>768440045
That isn't even a threat. It does as much as bananaposting. Absolutely nothing.
>>768441379
The problem is, no one can post quality material and have anyone pay attention to it much through all the spam. just something t wonder
>>768441310
How can you tell
>>768441667
Stick your dick in it. If it burns, the yogurt has gone bad.
>>768441644
>What did he mean by this?
How do cure depression
>>768441767
do you eat dick yogurt?
>>768441667
>>768441872
You trying to ruin my fun?
>>768441991
No he's trying to get some dick yogurt.
Evening y'all
How goes it?
>>768441930
But some yoghurts have the liquid pooling on top as a way of still being good
>>768441930
this might have gone bad but I am eating it anyway because it still tastes good
>>768442095
The dick method never fails.
>>768441991
I mean it would be cold to do that.
>>768442095
>In containers that don't usually have it
Read pls
Pooch pls
>>768442257
Well, yogurt is generally refrigerated.
>>768442352
So do you like it being cold down there?
>>768442263
>>768443056
I'm gonna level with you, S-Mug. My antics are a bit more sophisticated than "lol cold dick." Yogurt is a live bacteria, and sticking your dick in a live bacteria colony has a chance of creating a UTI.
>>768443292
I think girls did that with tampons and it was pretty bad for them
>>768443577
>>768443252
Very cute thanks
>>768443666
So uh yeah how's the college?
>>768444247
Going well. Fairly sure I passed my classes, got a summer class starting soon. Kinda silly course to be honest.
> "Installing and Configuring Linux"
I wonder if my prof will be a /g/entoomen.
why am I so shit at league
>>768445034
Why do I suck at CSGO
>>768445094
why is clicking and pressing buttons so hard!?!?!
>>768445176
I feel you.
>>768444464
Linux is the penguin
>>768445510
Look famalamadingdog, I'm a Win Kid back from '98. Linux, Gentoo, Ubuntu, or whatever can suck it. The naming convention is fucked because of the autistic amount of distributions available. ANd if I recall correctly, we are using Fe-fucking-dora.
They are Unix based and not Windows or Macintosh. Linux is fine.
RATE MY WAIFU
