EUROVISION THREAD
Who do you think will win?
Who deserves to win?
Who doesn't deserve to win at all?
>>768400377
As long as this fat feminazi kike doesn't win i couldn't care any less.
>>768400377
All i give a shit about is the UK finishing above Germany and France
Portugal again
>>768400377
>EUROVISION THREAD
Epic Sax Guy's band
>>768400676
I hate that the UK never actually tries to send in something that might win. So painful to watch every year since they clearly are never on the same level as the rest of the acts.
>>768400898
spotted the american
>>768400676
Well, Germany's result at least cannot get any worse than last year.
Cyprus will win
and I will be happy
>>768400498
this girl is ugly , fat , cannot singing , sing like a chicken . this girl win = world war 3 . iran fire 300 billion rockets on israel , i swear
>>768400377
Honestly, I missed the semi-finals (if they existed this year) and I didn't even bother to listen to any of the songs till now. I will probably read a book in parallel and only listen if an interesting song or show comes up.
I don't care who or which country wins , I just hope that a few nuggest are among all the dirt.
>>768400377
Jews for the motherfucking win!
I'm cheering for bulgaria tonight.
Insanely underrated schlager.
>>768401175
My guess is that all the pyrotechnics of her show are just to distract from her.
just wanna
eat
eat
eat his ass
>>768401337
Benjamin ingrosso FTW
VOTE
https://www.strawpoll.me/15683247/
https://www.strawpoll.me/15683247/
https://www.strawpoll.me/15683247/
>>768400949
i'm disappointed that morrissey will never do eurovision for the uk
>>768401392
>>768401337
Yeah, but he's so booooooring!
Its the same shit we've seen 1000 times before.
Spain!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO4mDiJRH6Q
>>768401337
Sweden won't win again, this kid is basically the same as Måns whom won a couple of years ago.
>>768400377
Cyprus
>>768400377
Always rooting for Finland, happy they made it to the finals this year at least. They won't win but i can only hope.
>>768401802
shuta fuck up
Nederland natuurlijk
>>768401802
Mans is sooo much sexier
this shit is not a song contest, but a political message. is there anyone who thinks that the best song is gonna win? give me a break. nobody cares. pathetic little parade
i feel sorry for countries who don't get to listen to graham norton
>>768401962
why do the Netherlands always send in some country/folk songs? Is it because the Dutch are the Americans of Europe?
>>768402114
it used to be a contest then all the former soviet and yugoslav countries joined and spoilt it
>>768402114
Thats why the glorious Jewish nation will snatch the victory this year with our powerful feminist anthem!!
>>768402121
ikr, he's the reason i watch the broadcast from the BBC instead of my local network
Yes please Sweden win. So you fucks can pay for this bullshit next year.
>>768402438
MONSTERS
>>768402681
somebody say monsters?
Just vote for the wurst
>>768402771
if that's how you spell saara aalto yes lol
Marcel Schulte ftw!!! Better than Ed Sheeran! Go Germany
D'yall honestly care about eurovision?
>>768403061
Fuck off you cunt
Hopefully it's Hungary. It's a decent metalcore song which makes it better than 99% of the shit there.
>>768403093
Go jump in a lake mate. It's shit music.
Last place for Germany confirmed!
/int/ is blowing up now for Eurovision
AH YE-AH YE-AH
Let's make Germany the Wienner
>>768403379
Germany will Winter the Top 10! Already confirmed by Ralf Siegel!>>768403379
>>768402241
yeah, no. like, fuck no. this leftist gay propaganda machine couldnt work based on eastern europe. the name of conchita wurst says something to you? its always the propaganda.
the former soviet countries hate each other, doesnt vote for each other. but the west, or more like the north and baltic countries always vote for other. it is a coincidence that these countries appeal better places ALWAYS? because their good music, right?
report in with your homeboard
>Babsi with the cringiest playback ever
>>768403614
Dude, everyone votes in blocks. Balkan votes Balkan, Scandinavia votes Scandinavia until Sweden betrays the rest like they always do the cunts, Indoeurope votes Indoeurope. Always have been, always will be.
Germany will win 100%
the gay ass mods deleting euroivision threads on /sp/
>>768400498
Cringe power level is over 9000
!!!
>>768403798
lel came here from /sp/ too. I would go to the Eurovision thread on /tv/ but apparently threads are moved/linked to /int/ as well. Fuck /int/. It's the only board I wont go for Eurovision.
Let's make a big mess, by voting the worst
Slovania favourite so far.
hello sailor
Who is the hottest?
Hey Germanfags. Is Kraut channel still down?
Germany has to win or ww3
>>768400377
fuegoooooooo
>>768404524
nice TITZ on Estonia
>>768404524
No one. There all leftist Cuck's
I can't look at that ugly jewish pig.She is the definition of cringe.
>>768404885
And she will probably win...because politics
>>768403748
> until Sweden betrays the rest like they always do
Oh, we know you like it.
>>768404764
Can grills even be cucks?
>>768404632
You're not invited to ww3.
>>768404885
disgusting from every angle. so... 100% win.
Burn fucking vampire
/pol/ mods being cunts as well
>this Urainian tranny
them meme eyes are an older than dirt trick
>>768405181
Fire did not reach long enough.
Also i don't know why i watch this, i don't even hate me that much.
>>768405013
Besides, the french song is about imigration and multiculturalism. So they can win. Eurocuck.
Germany again!
Isreal can't win guys, we need to stop them from winning
>>768405415
Lena is back? If so, she's got my vote. The cute little troll.
>>768405415
Want more nudes first
>>768405453
Nope, unless she has changed her gender
>>768401962
Nederland overwint
>>768405415
cutest contender ever
>>768405517
Is the cute video not enough?
tfw when a poor country wins and they have to pay for organising next year
Fuck this shit! I'm staying here now. /bundes/ reporting in!
>>768405617
Ireland wins and it causes another Potato Famine
>>768405664
lul
>>768405601
What cute video?
Let's vote for lithuania for helping germany in ww2 to gas the jew's
I hope we dont win, because that would mean we have to host it next year and I rather not have my tax money to be wasted on this stupid shit.
Probably some tranny faggot like last time
>>768405826
http://www.nudogram.com/videos/69/lena-meyer-landrut-leaked-the-fappening/
literally who fucking cares
>""""""Austria"""""""
>>768405968
Who are "we"?
Schokolädchen
The poorest country has to win, lets vote for greece
>>768406367
Greece isnt allowed to win anything until they pay their debts.
Estonia looks like a big nipple
>>768406550
Reminds me of that man from a few years ago. I think he was from Romania.
>>768406629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA
not that little faggot elf again
Are there any hard rock acts this year?
Gay
>>768406750
nope
norwegian boi looks like he just stepped out of hobbiton
Norway best until now
I want Moldova to win. Did they sent some trolls again?
"Enjoy the small things, in time they'll get big"
*winks*
How to sing a song?
I prefer To sing a metal song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanj_R4ZqUE
>>768406831
Norwegians are so annoying with their phony happiness.
>>768406708
I see the similarity
dykes up next
Retard alert
>>768406787
Damn it. The only times I've actually voted was for Lordi, Manga and Getter Jaani, and once for Ivi Adamou as well.
Estonia best voice
>>768406916
I see the similarity too although estonia this year was much more... Areola-ish
>>768407023
indeed, usually opera songs are boring but this was intense
>>768406550
And prostitution is legal there.
Just saying, its a nice place to go for a holiday.
what... only 6-7 songs in and already lesbos with their pink hair
>>768402183
I am absolutely triggered by this.
However, it currently sounds a lot better than most other garbage you hear here.
I wish they had more songs like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSueQN1QvV4
>>768400879
Doubtful, she's a decent singer but the song is boring as fuck. I don't like our chances this year.
Don't vote for the pink haired Feminist
>>768407014
>Getter Jaani
kek remember that. based Vanessa Hudgens double.
>>768407246
Or the short haired feminist
WAT... wat is this...another lesbian haircut
gorram britain looks like an ugly boy in makeup
Less terrible than most UK entries.
>>768407405
>>768407498
Annie Lennox reborn
was that supposed to happen?
Wtf did that guy say?
>>768407513
what the fuck just happened on stage?
"Spray your love"?
She's singing about a cumshot?
Oh what you could do with all the tax-money
Wtf, someone assaulted the stage
Damn they almost ran out of lesbian haircuts this year.
>>768407579
some nut climbed on stage and randomly took her mic
I bet he's a regular here
>>768407609
Didn't that happen last year or the year before, too?
That sould have taught them about security
That Ukrainian doesn't even speak English, wtf?
>>768407665
I wonder what he said, it doesn't sound like English to me.
France sing Mercy and meanwhile
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-one-person-dead-after-12525476
>>768407684
Yeah, a catalonian fag jumped on the spanish song 4 or 5 years ago
>>768407756
Asuka best girl
>>768407831
I hope he gets necked for such shitty taste, smfh
Was I right in seeing the UK girl stop singing for the stage invasion but her words continued? So not singing live.
>>768407684
Yeah, some Ukrainian guy with Australian flag climbed on stage and mooned
almost time for our crine lord. Pls make us get 0 points.
Oh what you could do with all the tax-money
>>768407884
There is the chorus of 5 Girls on the background
>>768407884
The crowd were already singing during the chorus earlier in the song and they carried on for her until she got a mic back.
Mad props for SuRie for getting on with it like a pro. Gotta get at least one sympathy point for it.
Holy shit germany is the worst, he has to win ;)
Germany's song's actually decent. They've got my vote tbdesu
why does the german dude think he's ed sheeran?
>>768408103
You heard her voice as well
>>768408202
Cause he's big gay
Germany's song sounds like a rip off of an existing song
Abania is pretty gud
It's offical, GB will sing a second time at the end.
>>768408601
what did the lad said?
>>768408601
inb4 she gets a shoe thrown at her
>>768408500
That was /Pol/ performance on Eurovision if real, lol
Prepare your ear canals for some more libtard propaganda about refugees.
french always have huge noses lmao
They are as good as there performance in ww2
>>768408670
It makes me wonder, why are most artists and performers pro-refugee. Where is the opposition?
>>768408706
and their song sucks ass
>merci merci
ffs france
i could do better with a shoelace and a bottle of jack
merci for fucking up our country even more, k bye
>>768408670
I don't understand French so it's fine.
>>768408775
>Where is the opposition?
Not allowed to compete, obviously.
>>768408790
>they didn't take into consideration that most people would think they're begging for mercy instead of realizing they're saying thank you
Lol @ czech show
lmao at czech swaggery
>>768408670
paris was being shot up as she was singing
>>768408894
Now this is what I came to Eurovision for
what is even happening?
Wtf is going on czech
>>768408894
>>768408939
I kinda like it
Czechia, fucking explain yourselves.
Go back to kindergarten boy
czech republic son is a rip off of jason derulo song 'talk dirty'
>>768408162
To be honest, it was the best Song so far...
>>768408950
yeah, remember the russian grannys a few years ago?
he just dabbed, some youtubers in usa must feel proud
Czech fuckin gay
Czech Republic tries to become the new Moldova
techno vikings reporting in
what the fuck is that jesus ripoff jew from denmark
>>768408642
I want to know that as well, cant find it on news pages.
Go home and play with lego danish boy
All songs have been shitty at this point.
sexual viking pop
>>768409143
Yes, did you expect otherwise?
Denmark paid dancers to walk funny
Denmark song should be heavier
hold the fuck on is that Floki on his right?
>>768409112
Something about british press nazis
>>768409253
Yep. Was just saying this. Doesn't suit the Viking image
>>768409226
the walk when your turd is poking out , but you have viking shit to do
Should be more Skyrim and less gay
why the fuck is australia in the EUROvision?
Shuffling Danish vikings waving a white flag.
>>768409314
Why Israel too ?
Will Australia strike again?
>>768409321
NO FUCKING IDEA but I want them to win.
>>768409286
according to the french commentator his whole gimmick is based around a pacifist viking, so it sort of makes sense
Her ugly hip swing in the beginning
>>768409298
That's how I walk when TP is finished and have to get some far from far away
Fat australian makes me puke
Since when have Australians been competing?
>>768409481
at least she looks good, wait for Netta
>>768409481
i like the chub but she couldn't be singing anything more bland and generic
This aussie is how amy schummer things she looks
>Too little didgeridoo
> No kangaroos
> No murderous insects
0/10 would not listen again
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/paris-knife-attack-latest-stab-victims-police-shooting-opera-district-france-french-a8348976.html
During this time in Paris
>>768409623
This.
serbians about to rape the host?
>>768409624
How do you know that wasn't a murderous insect wearing a human skin?
I just heard fromt the dutch commentator that england is allowed to perform again because of the microphone being stolen. ( if the singer also wants to perform again )
>>768409692
Yeah that was creepy as fuck.
Another fucking sjw
>>768409692
What?Please explain this to me.Dont remember seeing that
>>768409624
She needed some petrol sniffing aboriginals in the background
SUOMI
>>768402183
This dude wants to be American tho
>Just deport him and Richard Hammond and be done with it
Finland has gay gestapo dancers very nice.
vittuuuuuu
>>768409989
Kek
Finns version of ghostbusters looks as bad as the recent remake
Finland and the SS dancers
why are dancers always gay, like 99% of the time??
Perkele
jew star in background of finland performance
I'm Turkey, will you accept me in Eurovision pls?
>>768409989
The only thing missing is that there nipples are showing
>>768409989
>>768410023
Dont forget the star of David in the background
