Today I placed my .40cal problem solver on the table right next to my front door. I left 3 magazines beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington D.C., St Louis and New Orleans - the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE WORLD, for murders.
These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
>Tl;dr fucking niggers
>>768387384
retard detected.
>>768387384
>oday I placed my .40cal problem solver on the table right next to my front door. I left 3 magazines beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
Sadly I am not your mailman, would have shot someone just to get you into jail.
also
>If you remove 80% of the population, you have less crimes
Serious question: did you even finish kindergarden?
>>768387384
t. Cletus
please get off this website and go continue fucking your cousin or sister.
>>768387539
>>768387776
>>768387809
Yall are some nigger sympathizers
>>768387776
>would have shot someone just to get you into jail
edgy, you wouldn't have done that. Selling it would have been enough.
>>768387876
>cuck screaming brainlett
>>768387384
yall fo sure right. Fuck those libral soyboyo fags.
>>768387994
Kek. Nice one dude
>>768388334
So you russian? Naice
>>768388378
Nah the guy made like a shit joke so I replied with a not
>>768387876
Well, black men are the only ones who hit me deep enough that I have to push them back.
>>768388485
But why did you use the guy making a documentation of a russian coming to the us and insulting us?
>>768387776
Unlike you I live at a home with the mailbox at the end of the drive so take your apartment dwelling jiggaboo swine ass back to your government housing/shit ass apartment. Bitch i bet if you seen a gun you'd shiver
>>768388729
cousinlover woodlandcreature confirmed
>>768388784
Its woodland critter dawg
>>768387539
the true retard is the one who cannot rebut but instead demeans.
your move, faglord.
>>768388729
How often do you shower? Are you a phoneposter?
>>768388858
Hey anon op here thanks for looking out for me.
Get
>>768388907
>cannot compute alternate ideas
>calls those who can samefags
you should kill yourself quick. dont need this kind of retardation breeding.
>>768388863
Im actually a log poster
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal kid
*shoves log in your throat*
>>768388858
....you must know how ironic this posting is. And how demeaning.....
>>768388945
no problem bud, dont forget, we are the silent majority. those who cry the loudest have the most to learn and the most to hide.
>>768388974
Nurrr?
>>768389002
nice circular logic. you made the claims of falsehood so bacj them up, or you just seem desperate and stupid.
>>768389012
You know I've never thought of it like that
>>768389012
Yeah, people cry the most against trap and porn threads. They need to accept it.
>>768388907
Yeah, sure
>>768389002
what information did you provide to which i can counter? nothing. do you even know what rebut means?
>>768389002
still nothing? thought so LOL. goddamn idiots flexing their 2 IQ points.
>>768389851
no u
>>76838738
fuck off NRA
gun control works, REAL science has demonstrated it.(not your bullshit cherrypicked data)
>>768390025
point very much proven.
>>768390050
citations needed.
>>768390068
sure kiddo, grow up
>>768390211
>grow up
calling card of leftists with nothing intelligent to say. gonna prove me wrong? or keep crying all day and showing us more and more how desperate you are for brain cells?
>>768390211
you got a great opportunity here to show us how hes wrong. if you got nothing just admit it, you make yourself look pathetic.
>>768390275
>this stupid
pls stop, you are cringe
>>768390275
Grow up
>>768390352
Log off
>>768390325
>>768390275
>>>/r/thedonald
Are you fucking stupid? I always thought /pol/tards knew how to 4chan, but congrats, you two tardies showed me otherwise. This is no discussion thread, even OP was just shitposting
>>768390464
OP was making a valid point, you re the ones claiming its shitposting because you cant respond intelligently. fucking LOL
>>768390352
log the fuck out of here
>>768390464
Lol, this kid.
>>768390519
>OP placing his gun in open access
>valid point
sure kiddo, play more cod
>>768390552
>this salty
>>768387539
>>768390565
This is the lefts main problem. They take everything literally and not seriously, If youre failing to see the bigger picture or the wider point then dont fucking comment.
you cant see the painting for the frame, the forest for the trees. goddamn idiots.
>>768387384
And people say conservatives are uneducated
>>768390672
>making a false dichotomy
>using it as argument basis
fuck outa here, kiddo
ITT: Democucks cant extrapolate a talking point from a hypothetical/humorous post.
>>768389012
Is that what passes for wisdom?
>>768390842
>using cuck in a serious manner
>/pol/tards getting banned from pol and now try to discuss here
Do you by any chance also use soyboy? Nevermind, I am off to pol again, enough cringeposting.
>>768387384
You're an idiot.
>>768390519
>tryharder
>>768390464
>>768387539
Nigger
ITT: Brainwashed liberals determined to prove they aren't brainwashed
>>768387384
So what you're saying is that you are an irresponsible gun owner.
>>768390672
>literally
>not seriously
what the fuck is there not to understand?
>>768387384
So you are impressed an inanimate object didn’t miraculously hop up like a broom in Fantasia and start scorching the earth?
Your argument is the same as if I leave a nuclear bomb on my table. Yes your gun won't go off automatically nor with my nuclear bomb. The problem is you're probably retarded and shoots first when you hear a noise without checking it out and I'm not.
My two AR-15 here safely in a vault since they're fucking retarded to use for home defense since they will just go for walls and killing innocent people nor do I have a whole gang of niggas trying to invade my land, my .40 glock or a simple pump gun can suffice.
It's not the guns that are problem it's the mental retarded people who shooting them. Anyone can buy a gun as long as you're not a criminal or mentally insane by the state. THE problem is there's no way of forcing them to have or get gun safety or hunter safety permits.
It's fucking strange that I have to show that I went for a hunter safety course to get a hunting license but I could just go down to any store and buy a goddamn guns and start shooting people. I'm not anti gun I'm anti retarded Cletus with a gun or Crazy Larry with a gun. You should prove that you are capable of handling a gun if it's the first time or have a licensing system the show that you went through a hunter safety course or a shooting safety course. Literally something I did when I was 12 to get a junior hunting license.
>>768391100
how infuriatingly ironic
>>768391199
no, he is making a humorous post to prove that guns don't kill; people do, which makes you reconsider completely banning the use of guns.
Instead, you should think whom to ban the guns from
>>768391096
I always hate it when stupid fucking kids from the suburbs take my kills. Have some empathy
>>768391218
THINK about what is being said beyond the words.
A POINT is being made about how gun control doesn't work
Did you even read the whole thing?
Does humour escape you?
Do you think the chicken crossed the road just to get to the other side of it? 'why did the chicken cross the road' is a joke about death. you didnt know that did you? you didnt UNDERSTAND that did you?
Read the OP again and work your little brain hard to see past the words and recognise the point being made.
this is why the left is failing hard. this is why leftist comedians fail hard. this is why leftist supported businesses are losing revenue fast. this is why the NBA is failing.
>muh racism
>muh gun control
>muh trannies
Look beyond wehat is being said to find the answers you seek. Or you need the joke explained to you, do you need it spelled out to you? letter by letter?
>>768391386
>guns don’t kill people, people do.
Did you reach this amazing insight reading the back of your corn flakes?
>>768391386
No, he left an unsecured weapon in an empty house with children around. That is stupid and irresponsible.
>>768391367
Explain the irony or it doesnt exist. If you cant or you refuse then youre full of shit.
>>768387384
most of this is copypasta. I knew this video would start s rust belt edge lord riot. Was not disappointed.
ITT: People not realising that gun control will not affect illegal gun ownership and therefore put law abiding members of society on the shit end of the stick with no way to defend themselves.
>mfw
>>768391510
That post had no humour? Or can you tell us where to find it?
>>768391723
He displayed how a redneck would behave, who would get his gun taken away. I guess that is the funny part. That and the rustling of the weapon nuts.
>>768391577
>with children around
Oh, you mean the girl that walked her dog down her street?
Oh, yeah. I used to go up to my neighbors' hourses and steal their shit, too. Damn, you are right
What a worthless thread, fuck off dumbass.
>>768391723
>>768391824
once again, no rebuttals, no intelligent insight.
how can anyone take you guys seriously? reach outside your bubble, i implore you. for the sake of your own souls.
>>768391861
>hourses
Well if it were not for my hourse, I would have not spent that year in college. Always remember that.
>>768391901
How new are you? You are on a fucking autismo basket weaving webzone. They didn't even try.
>>768391723
Pray tell, where was humour intended?
>>768391913
>using grammar as an arguement
God damn, he beat me again! I just can't push through his arguements!
>>768391913
No soy tit, no soy milk.
>>768392028
>Not knowing a stale meme
I hate new /b/
>>768391096
That is not really what BLM is protesting. Many of their protest have actually been related to black on black killings, or brown on black killings. There is no reason to let facts get in the way of a good riot.
>pic related - it was one of the issues that led to the black lives matter movement
tl;dr You can't simmer the Zimmer
>>768387384
Good post op
>>768392112
>muh old /b/
>muh good ol' times
It's like the cycle of people complaining about the present and missing their past was always repeating.
Seriously, time can't go fucking back.
>>768391861
That's what you're going with. 'Well I don't break into hourses and steal shit, so no one else would either'. Fuck you, moron.
>>768392256
>Old /b/
That thing is 4 years old, ffs. Basically you are like: look at me, I am a newfag. LOOK AT ME.
>>768392339
and you are fucking boring and can't get over the fact that some shit passes sooner or later.
Fucking amerifags... And you need "problem solvers"
Be a fucking man and don't hide behind your guns, but your fists if you want to prove that you have less IQ than a sunflower.
Sincerely
Eurofag
I agree, this is why this whole Iran thing is a complete red herring. Nukes have a tendency to just sit complacently in their silos anyway, so they're hardly a threat.
>>768387384
thanks for the shit post faggot
>>768392300
Who fucking steals at that age, anyway?
>>768387384
Violent crime goes up based on the number of black people in a country or area. Always.
>>768392410
>You making the typo to start the joke again
>You being salty, because someone brings it up again
I really hate you for being so annoying and not knowing how /b/ works.
>>768391510
Are you being funny now? Because I'm not laughing.
>>768391510
fucking salivate much?
>>768392598
We already know we cant rely on you to discern what is meant to be funny or not so dont even try. the guy who wrote this already said humour wasnt intended. dumbass.
>>768392562
then tell me, how does /b/ work? you seem to be an expert
>>768392688
But OP was intendet to be funny, so this is a ylyl?
>>768392620
>>768392598
>>768392418
>>768391982
>>768391870
>>768391723
>>768391824
samefagging this hard lol
>>768391585
It's ironic because you're using popular talking points of the right to prove you aren't brainwashed. Please don't make me define "ironic" for you next.
>>768387384
fucking lol
>>768392724
underage
>>768392753
No, OPs post was intended to make a point. Goddamn you guys are ignorant.
ITT : ameritards playing dumb and refusing to accept that it is unreasonable to let everyone own a killing device in a country filled with brainlets
>>768392783
>popular talking points of the right
lol what? you really must be that stupid eh.
>>768392850
But that guy said, it was funny?
>>768392521
Christ, you were home schooled...
>>768387776
Its not 80% of the population, its most of the niggers.
>>768392867
please see >>768391685
Fucking dumbass fag.
>>768392906
wait, right... forgot some parents actually know how to do their shit. my bad
>>768392772
first two were me
>>768391339
Gun the same as a nuke.
You are retarded
>>768392772
Man, although shitposting for and against OP I only hit one... Step up, man
You are retarded, look at any country with serious gun control and you will see as soon as they introduced gun control, the shootings either stopped or went down dramatically. It's not liberal to introduce gun control, it's simply not wanting to be shot by a kid who was bullied at ur school dumbass
>>768387384
If you think a pistol solves problems then I'm glad I live in civilization where problems can be solved without shooting at something.
So the right lost the day, in no small part due to insisting humor was the goal after a long protracted argument with those that disagreed. Not all was lost, however, as this anon walked away with a smug grin on his face.
>>768393130
Looking at it, I made 40 of the posts here and most of them have replies. Guess thread fueled enough.
>>768387384
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/25/knife-and-gun-rises-sharply-in-england-and-wales
Shutup UK faggots. Leave Murica alone. We own guns. We dont care if you are leftist pussies. We dont try and force you to become responsible for your own saftey and do something about your government cucking you. We dont care.
Do not try and force your bullshit pussy way of life on us. We own guns. End of fucking story.
>>768393227
>the right
Grats on projecting to the world the type of person you are. That type of person being a lefty with sense of humour, no sense of what is right or wrong, and no interest in expanding their sphere of knowledge.
slow clap.
>>768393490
>cucking
>soyboy
>libtard
Hmm
>>768391861
I've been through a desert on a hourse with no name.
>>768393999
kek
>>768387776
It's "kindergarten"...with a "t" ....dipshit.
>>768393999
>make stupid pun
Check
>get trips
Check
Not bad for my first post of the day.
>>768394820
>bragging about it
>>768395107
How else am I supposed to get upboats?
>>768387384
>the gun didn't do anything on its own
humorous strawman is humorous
>fewer murders if you remove big cities
No shit, and this wouldn't change if the big cities were run by conservatives either. It just so happens that liberal policies are directed towards issues that are more relevant to city dwellers. Chief among the issues of living in any big city is a higher risk of violence. This is true in two thirds of the world's countries with an urban population. The most notable exception to this majority is Ireland (with a homicide rate of 0.3 per 100,000 population in the Dublin metropolitan area, compared to 1.5 nationwide). It's worth noting that Dublin is also what conservatives would call 'left-wing'. Turns out the strongest correlate with violence is population density, not political ideology, race, or city size.
>>768387384
>Left wing cities
All cities are left wing. All of them. Because when you're exposed to large populations of people with different backgrounds and beliefs, you naturally become less conservative.
Second, urban populations surpassed rural populations twenty years ago. There are simply more people in the cities than no, so there's going to be more of everything else in the cities than not.
>>768396977
>but the blacks
Live in fucking projects. Population Density. Hmm...
