>Be me
>Worked at porn studios
>Fired
AMA
get to fuck any sluts
why were you fired?
>>768381392
Nope, I worked makeup backstage, and trust me, you don't wanna fuck any pornstars.
Did you jizz on the camera?
>>768381479
I accidentally gave a dude hand sanitizer instead of lube. On the set they cover all the bottles with black tape so you can't see any brands.
What was the most gross thing you ever saw on set?
>>768381501
No, after seeing a porn shoot for once its not sexy at all. sometimes a single scene will take half an hour or more.
>>768381485
Why not? They are pretty hot
How many guys use fake dicks? Or fake semen/saline?
>>768381596
One of the girls had to get an enema twice for a anal shot, we didn't have a bathroom on set so we had to use a bucket.
>>768381642
Most creampies they put a fake cum like substance inside the pussy first, then record. The guys fresh jizz mixes with the fake and makes it look real. Sometimes cumshot scenes will have a tube running under the guys dick to shoot fake cum, other times we use a squirt bottle off camera.
Fake dicks are common, especially at blacked. They are pretty convincing too and hard as hell to put on the stars.
>>768381638
Not really, do you know how much makeup we cake on the stars between scenes?
What does a typical set smell like?
>>768381600
we need some more details... what causes a single scene to take 30 minutes? seems like most clips these days are more or less just a single take to make them seem more real..
>>768381876
Fish and air fresheners, for obvious reasons.
>>768381757
what is the average size of a male adult models penis? do porn movies really try to over exaggerate male penis size?
>>768381343
give us the link to one of the scene you worked on
>>768381757
So you're telling me most "professional" porn is fake dicks and fake jizz? I mean I guess I knew, but still.
Do the fake dicks have any tells, that peoole could see if they look carefully enough?
what was the weirdest thing you mastrurbated with ?
>>768381897
A lot of the time makeup gets runny or smudges, or the male loses his hardon and has to whack off till he gets rock hard again. Sometimes the actors get stubborn or tired so we have to delay the scene. When we prepare things like creampies and such that also takes some time. We also have to record the cumshot first so it doesn't mess anything up, then we have to clean up and record the normal scenes.
>>768381543
That's just stupid
There are many different colours of electrical tape available, why cover everything in black so it looks the same
>>768382093
"Professional" Yes. Sometimes you can see mistakes in scenes but usually the team does a good job finding them. Fake dicks can be notices after you stare at it long enough usually.
>>768382319
why the fuck would anyone care about what color the tape on a lube container is? that's some 'tism
>>768382115
england?
>>768382319
At some studios they do that, others they don't.
>>768381948
Can you smell the difference when more anal scenes are shot?
interesting thread
how were the actors? Did you talked with them? Stuff like that.
>>768382421
Dumbass
You put green tape on the lube, red tape on the hand sanitiser. That way you can tell them apart while covering the brands
>>768382421
different colors for different products.
dumbass
>>768382499
Actors usually are chill, its awkward at first, but usually we spend a good half hour getting to know each other. Usually the set has a table with food stuff on it and we snack and talk till we are ready to shoot. A lot of jokes are made on set too.
>>768381657
That should have been the porn
>>768381543
he's lucky you didn't give him toothpaste. that shit burns like fuck.
>>768381543
But surly hand sanitiser wouldn't be covered in tape because it wasn't supposed to be in shot?
>>768382679
Actually, we usually don't have toothpaste on set. We give the actors mouthwash and water if they need to clean their mouth.
>>768382679
Fucking idiot hand sanitiser would hurt worse.
>>768381343
Is everyone short in order to make dicks look bigger?
>>768381962
Bumping for this question.
>>768382157
>Sometimes the actors get stubborn
bitchslap. read your contract, precious. you perform or you don't get paid and we blacklist you and you're back to using your giant dick to stack shelves at wal-mart, baby.
>>768381343
So you could switch to another studio (if it's in your area ofc) right? Or is it the type of fired here banned everywhere?
>>768382790
They cover everything up in tape, even off camera products because they don't want people to pick favorites by brand name, but by how they preform. Also it makes it so the studio doesn't reveal which products support us. We get freebies from a lot of companys.
>>768381600
They take hours what are you on about. The end scene is 30 minutes so how can it be half an hour to film inc cuts and stuff.
>>768381343
How much money did you make? Was it per scene, hourly, salary?
>>768381757
Every porn star on blacked has real dicks you fucking Larping bitch
>>768381343
What were the perks with the job?
>>768382863
Some adult stars do have massive dicks, about a third of the time the massive dick stars got surgery. But the average run-of-the-mill actor usually is around 6 or 7 inches.
>>768382854
Usually we try and find small girls and larger guys to make the dicks seem larger.
>>768382981
Oh yeah of course I forgot that hand sanitisers have a big promotional budget for porn companies. Fucking pleb.
>>768382793
i would think that if these bitches get any more "stubborn", you could show them some SFM clips and remind them how precarious their jobs are.
>>768382811
>Fucking idiot hand sanitiser would hurt worse.
I've never used "fucking idiot" brand hand sanitiser. what's the active ingredient?
my second GF was into S&M, and she once rubbed toothpaste on my dick. that shit burns like a motherfucker. try it now, if you have any toothpaste in the house.
>>768383044
As a stagehand I got payed hourly, but actors are usually payed by scene. My highest paycheck was 19.50$ an hour. The usual pay is around 17$ an hour for stagehands.
>>768382115
the fuck is going on in this?
>>768383071
Perks? Free food, free porn subscription, the job is pretty easy, just tiring.
>>768383207
Two guys teaming up to pickpocket the guy in the middle.
>>768383232
>pretty easy, just tiring.
Welp so are most jobs.
>>768381343
How good is the opportunity for advancement? Job wise
Well i'm off, might restart this thread later. Tally' Ho.
>>768381962
This
>>768382981
Are they any big companies that are surprisingly giving support and freebies towards the porn industry?
>>768381343
How many of the women only work with boyfriends or one guy all the time?
>>768383207
pick pocket in red shirt, you got robbed, leg guy decoy.
>>768383273
OH okay I guess I would have realized that if I watched the dude on the cellphone catch up with the red shirt guy lmfao.
>>768382421
>why the fuck would anyone care about what color the tape on a lube container is?
So you don't make the same mistake OP did and get your ass fired like him.
>>768382679
toothpaste doesnt burn you idiot thats just a meme. it feels good. minty flavor equals tingly minty feeling on your cock and balls.
admittedly it can be unexpectedly intense the first few times you do it so start small but like hot sauce you quickly leanrn to enjoy it the shit out of it.\ and want more and stronger.
>>768383545
This.
I have been putting a lot of salt, toothpaste and other things on my cock and nothing hurt.
>>768383311
i don't think you start off managing the hand sanitiser and get promoted to fucking the bitches, somehow.
OP here, sorry but I should of told you that I only worked gay porn
>>768381543
KEK
One day on set the fluffer did not show and I had to stroke the male actor for 2 hours.
>>768384807
'should of' please explain what you meant by this
>>768382509
Well of course now in hindsight that seems obvious. Why weren't you this useful last week?
