Better YLYL because other one is shit
>>768378554
>labels the country rather than a city in it because he doesn't know geography
>>768378798
>misses the obvious point that all of syria has been bombed and there's nothing left
>>768378798
>lost
>>768378919
>ate ass for dinner
>>768378554
>>768378900
Not even close. You need a 500MT bomb to flatten something as big as Syria, but I guess you are a product of american education, so...
>>768379317
you're actually retarded if you are literally trying to put science behind a joke
>>768379317
or 7 years of lot of little bombs
>>768379278
sauce
>>768379998
Or 49 years of fireworks
>>768380087
fireworks wont destroy building, airstrikes and suicide bombs however
>>768379278
Thanks, Mister Skeletal.
What does ylyl mean?
>>768380277
it is leet speak for "facebook cancer"
>>768378554
https://youtu.be/Hz0tny34LsM
>>768380437
What does leet speak mean?
>>768380024
BackroomCastingCouch Charlotte
>>768378554
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768383705
That was not worth telling. Literally nothing funny about guessing a high school relationship wouldn't work. Story sucked. You suck.
>>768383705
that story was awful and you should feel awful.
>>768383705
10/10 story
>>768383705
Oh, this again?
>>768382306
lolol
>>768384442
how long has this been around ?
i can't remember to have seen it b4 a month or so
>>768382306
lost
>>768380169
Those RUIN buildings. They don't FLATTEN them.
>>768382197
Kek'd
>>768378554
So is this one so far.
>>768381050
Haha fresh and relevant meme gramps!
>>768383705
Is this pasta? Or is it just the shittiest story ever?
>>768379317
It’s clearly a direct representation of the city even though it’s supposed to be a joke right? And your right, agree in America they don’t really teach us about how to blow up our own buildings and the amount of explosives needed to do so. We leave that to you so that you all can worry about killing each other and keep your country 3rd world. We will be over here enjoying freedom while you rebuild your dirt city block by block so you can run and hide in the buildings and shoot at each other some more. Clearly more productive than us Americans.
>>768388588
How can you have such a nice pair of digits and be so dumb...
>>768380808
kek
>>768388781
Atlanta in a nutshell.
>>768379317
fuck off retard
you'd only need a 3MT bomb.
go the fuck back to preschool
>>768388718
Hello fren
>>768383705
I prefferd the banana.
>>768378900
I'm Syrian and I can confirm that you're full of shit
And I also predict that you're americunt so it doesn't surprise me
>>768378554
Testament of American Education right here.
>>768379278
Why is her head so fucking big? She looks like an alien from Mars Attack in disguise.
>>768382197
Clamp your ham?
>>768384010
Typical methed out pipeline welder
>>768378554
>guys, i found... a bugged online store! $0
>>768384010
And that's why you wear helmets even if you think you won't need it.
>>768383705
Why do you keep posting this? Is this some sort of next level bait?
>>768378900
Found the inbred Americuck that gets all their learnin from Fox News.
>>768389596
Somebody's triggered
>>768387698
shits still fucked either way retard
>>768380612
LURK MOAR
>>768383925
You must be new here
True story
>be my life
>finally fucked
>go and post on fml
>finally got a dm
>it's my ex-life
>"i have some bad news, anon. you have to get tested for metaphysical crysis"
>mfw
>>768390445
So leet speak is some sort of creepy stand in the bushes talk? Is that what's going on?
>>768379361
your joke is faggot level, too bad for you ameritard.
>>768382358
wow havent seen this one in years.thanks anon
What's some funny or interesting youtube channel to watch?
>>768388953
>The entire country
>3MT
woah
suck it
>>768389430
hes not welding nor is that pipe
you meth head
>>768392952
Going with your mom and dad doesn't count.
>>768392378
idubbbz
>>768394118
I'll have you know that among those places I marked there is one I've been to without either of my parents.
>>768395527
Source: Postal: The Movie
>>768395527
What is this from?
>>768396317
Can you actually not read? Look at the post directly above yours.
>>768396317
Don't know, could someone post sauce?
>>768383705
Thanks for make me lose my time
>>768396465
HAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING RETARD
I saw the guy post it above me and thuoght it was funny to ask for source and you took the bait like a fucking retarded nigger fuck
pwned
>>768396612
>>768396687
But seriously, could someone post the sauce on that gif?
>>768396687
>>768396742
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AAAAAAH
RKEKEKKEH#EJH#JHEJHFJEHG
AUTISMOOOOOOO
DUUUUURRRRRRR
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>>768396853
I know it's frustrating that you don't have sauce on it either, but hopefully someone will
>>768396742
The Blue Waffle.
>>768396956
Sorry,
The Blue Waffel.
>>768396956
That sounds like a nice restaurant, what sauces do they have?
>>768392298
woah what legos are those?
>>768388718
> And your right, agree in America they don’t really teach us about how to blow up our own buildings and the amount of explosives needed to do so.
>Bob, I'll take 'What is 9/11' for 100 dollars please.
>>768397049
Kekd hard.
>>768383705
youre lame af and ur sisters a ho
how many kids/cats does she have?
>>768378554
>wtf happend here??!!??
>>768378554
oh no :o in your pic no germany :O
>>768397621
Dude, Amsterdam is included in the op pic...
>>768378554
this thread is awful
>>768397873
amsterdam is holland dummy
>>768398003
Isn't that like a german state?
>>768398224
>US education
>>768380808
Black man no likey children
>>768380808
'ad a gigl I did
>>768383705
tl;dr
>>768392298
this is actualy incredible piece of art
>>768392378
guga foods
>>768387097
more worthy as a person than half of humankind
>>768398303
2016. That copyfaggot needs to know that he's being a newfaggot stupidfaggot, faggotfaggot
>>768399612
why they have chocolate?
>>768399612
Such a waste
>>768388718
>enjoying freedom
Dude are you seriously that stupid?
>>768401583
It's GTAV you god damned sperglord.
since when syria is a town?
>>768402122
dubs of wisdom
>>768383705
At least there's only one of these per thread unlike the fucking banana
>>768382631
Lost
>>768402122
since england is a city
>>768397005
Four cheese sauce
>>768399612
Someone must have video of this
>>768379317
A 500MT bomb would also vent about 80% of its energy into space because te fireball it would create would be far thicker than the atmosphere dillweed
>>768403764
Scat fetishists need to leave!
>>768383705
this is the demon child of the fucking banana
>>768403968
That's why you detonate bombs in the atmosphere far above the target city, in order for it to spread eavenly, instead of on the ground where it would just go up in a mushroom cloud.
>>768392298
my dick has hit a new low
>>768404589
The weak must fear the strong.
>>768383705
that it? cause that's a stupid fucking story.
>>768404911
It's a copy pasta. Nice numbers tho.
>>768378554
Why wouldn't you have the ny skyline?
>>768404272
>doesn't know about the ground blast
They really don't set them of that high, ideal height for the full size 100mt tsar bomba would have been less than 1 km above the target area, don't talk smack about bombs to me boy. That bomb would've literally made a direball as thick as the atmosphere is large
Besides, I don't know if you've noticed but we only used nukes for teir intended purpose twice, that's not nearly enough to say we usually want them to explode at high altitude.
>>768396612
>DamageControl.exe has failed.
It's ok, little boy. You'll be a grown up someday.
>>768398224
not yet...
>>768397621
Black bean soup
>>768406404
10/10
>>768404116
For the joke u idiot
>>768378554
Out of all american cities... Miami? Really?
>>768379317
That's not even close to enough, it's a logarithmic scale relative to area...
>>768405044
Was thinking this.... or even Chicago.
>>768391798
Post more EDC
>>768397072
Looks like bionical peices. Used to have a bunch of them when I was a kid. Shit was so cash.
>>768382358
>>768382408
Anyone have the version that loops it in a circle?
>>768408344
Just write nigger athogra.
>>768379278
This is nice.
>>768400629
mankind faggot
>>768406404
lost
>>768398525
anons sister has a boyfriend, father predicts that they'll break up and they do
>>768409087
Lost hard
>>768400547
Love sous vide everything, man
>>768397326
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhHAhahahahah
>>768409304
Speaks volumes
>>768397331
>a Florida man needs no introduction
Lmao retard americans wouldn't know what an Aleppo was so they put Syria
Thats all.
>>768408208
Okay, I kek'ed.
>>768382197
kex
>>768403764
its fake as fuck
>>768392298
i have a lot of lego since the 2000, bionicle or something like that, i think i can build this if i find the stuff
>>768397049
Lost
