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>>768376510
Fuck off Jew
Kike
>>768376510
why are jewish people the scum ridden pests of the earth and hows it going to feel when ur mechanisms for world domination crush ur pathetic country for the nth time?
>>768376632
אחותי*
ella ayalon
>>768376760
נראה כמו אחי
ואני לא יכול לדעת אם "זאת" באמת את
אבל תאמת לא אכפת לי , סתם משעמום רציתי להראות נוכחות
>>768376510
wanna get married and make some babies?
>>768376510
tits and timestamp.
this is not reddit
>>768376510
does the way you fucked over Palestinians prove the holocaust was justified?
ציצים או לכי תזדייני
>>768376510
Bulbul gadol
>>768376510
Nice try Israel, I'm not joining your army because you post attractive females, Take your propaganda elsewhere.
>>768376510
>Ask a israeli anything
Is it true you hatch from eggs?
>>768376510
The Torah explicitly disallows Jews from claiming a homeland until the return of the Messiah.
How do you justify Israel's existence, aside from being given the landmass and having absolutely no one stop you from killing the natives to expand your borders?
>>768376510
Do you understand that when the word “a” is used before a word beginning with a vowel, an -n is attached to a-?
So the proper way of saying “ask a Israeli...” is “ask an Israeli...”
Also, do you approve of Netanyahu’s recent presentation about the Iranian Niclear program (the one where he presented 40000 CDs of old intel, presented in English). Do you think it swayed trump to abondon the Nuclear deal?
>>768377048
יש עוד תמונות?
>>768376510
would you ever let a goyim blow a fat load in your chosen pussy ?
>>768376510
Are you scared of Germans?
>>768377387
yea, you got anything to post in return?
الموت لاسرائيل
>>768377720
Fucking arabs man and their terrorism
שיער יפה
מאיפה את בארץ וכמה זמן לשחרור?
>>768376510
boobs ?
>>768376510
Do you like racism?
טייםסטמפ עם ציצי או שזה פייק
>>768376510
Show tits or GTFO
תשאלו גם אותי דברים, זה אני בתמונה :)
>>768378079
tits or GTFO
fake.
>>768378079
תמונה יותר עדכנית? זאת נראת תמונה מ2015
>>768378079
This is role play right, militants can't be that pale, right?
>>768378079
טייםסטמפ עם ציצי או שזה פייק גם
Fight your own damn wars!
>>768377941
אחי אתה מודע שרואים את השם למעלה בצד שמאל , כולם עכשיו יחפשו אותה
>>768376510
I support you friend. Shalom.
>>768378245
don't give a shit. that's from her public instagram.
>>768378154
>>768378181
>>768378215
there are no girls on the internet
>>768377298
Yes.
>>768377941
חיפוש קטן וכבר מצאתי את האינסטגרם והפייסבוק
fuck off jew bot
What's with all the moon speak in this thread? Is it a secret code or am I having a stroke?
>>768376510
I just purchased an original copy of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion from 1940. It is irrefutable proof that you guys have always planned for global domination.
Explain yourself, Juden.
>>768377943
I fukin love it mate, it's grouse as fuck. Aw shit thoht this was a cuntin STRAAAAYA thread. Sorry cunts, Aussie out.
>>768376678
Reported -- Violation -- Acct on Ban List
>>768378193
she probably had an office job
Her real Name is Vered Drugobitske facebook. I think a some beta is pissed for not getting her and tries to place a bait
>>768376694
Reported -- Violation -- Acct on Ban List
>>768376510
I have 12 thousand dollars us and want a hookup. how do we make this happen.
Pro tip- you're not getting any of my money unless you prove to me you can cook first. Then I take you out of your shithole country and give you a better life.
>>76837651do you guys have nukes?
>>768377277
How do justify columbus'& co. rape of the "new world" and the slaughter of the indigenous native americans
>>768378394
תעביר את זה. אנא!
Israeli chicks are hideous compared to other Jewish chicks around the world. It's just propaganda to get some lame Jewish neckbeards to join the national service. I've been forced to join the Israeli national service and I was born in that shitty country out of my own will. The ideology and brain washing is disgusting. We know the land belongs to the Palestinians (jews and Muslims alike) but we're just made to dehumanize them. It's sick, Israel is the worst.
אתם חיים בסרט אם אתם לא חושבים שיש איזה ילד משועמם ששולח את התמונות האלו
>>768379453
too old to have a belly button piercing.
>>768379482
wait, what, these are Jewish women?
I like them, I want them!
>>768379269
>>768376510
Dear IDF Special Forces lady :
if you press XXX on you phone, will it blow up the headrests in Hamas' CiC's [commander in chief ]
stolen Mercedes?
I read in US press that yal did that --- all that was left for rescuers was the CiC's headless corpse sitting here...
...and a bit of a mess.
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Remember UN Resolution 181, The Partition of Palestine, 1947, aka, The Deal of the Century for the Pales;
and of course, they blew it --- rejected it --- got violent instead [ surprise ]
and forfeited all the land 181 gave em.
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Forget the Pales -- theyr the puppets of terrorist, jihadist Iran;
And Trump doesnt LIKE Iran ---
Uh Oh !
.
on an average day, what is your ratio between
a) denying that israel is an apartheid country and
b) accepting that it is one, but believing it's justified because the palestinians are animals who want to kill you
my sense is that these days it's mainly b, right?
כמה זמן אתם הולכים למלחמה עם איראן?
>>768376510
why is it that every 70-80 years you manage to piss off the rest of the world with your antics and then cry 'antisemitic' when you are called on it?
>>768379820
got me. yes, b) is it.
>>768376510
Tits or gtfo.
>>768379883
היהודים שולטים בעולם. תתמודד עם זה!
>>768376510
As a regular citizen, not a politician or mover-and-shaker, what's your opinion on the Palestinians?
What is the solution? (And pls don't insult me with "there are so many muslim countries...") Barring ethnic clensing, what's the solution?
Thank you
>>768377032
Ignorant.
Pales = Hamas, Useful Idiots of terrorist iran.
GOTA be idiots : they keep charging Israels' border and getting shot by Israeli guards.
wtf? Anyway, f*** em.
Trump + Israel will bomb & destroy Iran's illegal nukes,
Like the US backed Israel's bombing & destruction of Saddams and Assads.
Heh, they wana be martyrs for the prophet of peace...
fine --- have a nice trip.
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>>768380353
ethnic cleansing. In fact kill all muslims globally and then exterminate the jews also
not OP btw
>>768376510
Do you think NetiPot rigged the last election with the assistance of the military and relatable industries? His election was a surprise, no?
Tits or GTFO
>>768376510
מאיזה חלק את בארץ?
>>768380353
What's with the leddit spacing in your post?
Why don't you just go back if you want to play the victim to the PC police you mudslime?
>>768380314
I mean I would have to fill her up in Israel for it to do any good. And she would have to stay there for 9 months. Oi vey!
>>768379820
Pales are free to leave israel in the event theyr really solooo OUTRAGED over what?
aparthheid? huh?
BUT the Israelis made Israel a 1st world nation,
and the Pales of course wana leech on that lifestyle,
rather than the 4th world in Syria & Yemen & Iraq &...
Why are the moslems bombing & burning their "Caliphate" and the sunnis & shiia in the ME?
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Anyway, f*** em -- We have our 1st world lifestyle.
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>>768380353
You have to realize that Palestinians are also Israeli, and, in that respect, Jews.
>>768380314
whoa! nips on top!
now THEM'S TITS !
>>768381421
West Bank and Gaza, not the Christians and Muslims in Israel proper, with citizenship.
As for them being Jew, I'm sure if you go back far enough, they were. No matter, if you're really Israeli, then you know that the Euro settlers treated the indigenous Jewish population and the migrants from Arab countries like shit. Stealing their children and barring them from certain occupations.
>>768381712
No. All of Jordan, and yeah. It's a tough life. Now I know why Europe wanted them out so badly.
>>768380912
You're not even Jewish are you? A fat fingered american troll. KYS.
>>768376510
Do you enjoy giving head and if so are you swallowing said load?
>>768381888
Nope, Jordan does not count. That's ethnic cleansing. The rules are simple, five million pals cannot leave your borders. No one will accept them. So what's the solution?
>>768382033
Well maybe if you start with attempting policies of inclusion in the west bank then it will eventually spread to all the people. I mean, I am just a freedom-loving American Jew.
>>768382236
And never forget the Will of G-d is always with the defender.
>>768382236
Which then changes the political make-up of the country.
>policies of inclusion
Is that sufferage?
>>768378541
lies
>>768382447
Limited suffrage to a regional government. Then they're children can join Service and gain full-suffrage, which I'm assuming would involve the tally for an executive.
>>768376510
If you found out Israel was the bad guy (hypothetically) would you stick with Israel or would you side with truth?
Basically, do you have any values worth something or are you trash?
>>768376694
I've seen quite a few shops in my days
>>768376510
Gonna need to see dem tiddies.
>>768380353
Pales are world class footshooters;
way back in the day, 1947, the UN in Resolution 181 offered the pales a large amt of land in gaza, west bank and on the Lebanon border.
The US and the USSR advised the Pales and Arabs to approve the Res...
but of course, they started a war instead,
and of course, they were humiliated by the new-born state of Israel,
AND the Pales forfeited all the land given them by Res 181.
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its almost comical that to this day the Pales are stil trying to manipulate some outa the world bc of
their "plight!"
Even the Arabs are through w/ the Pales.
Only shiia. Persian Iran keeps them around as Useful Idiots and cannon fodder.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamas.
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Hamas has been declared a terrorist group by the European Union, US, Can, Japan, Israel. It's banned in Jordan
x
http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/31/world/meast/israel-gaza-region/
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"Most Arab states [led by Egypt & including Saudi Arabia]”
.
“are actively supporting Israel against the Palestinians,
.
“– and are not even doing it discreetly.”
.
"This is unprecedented in the history of the Arab-Israeli conflict :”
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>>768382568
That's very ambitious: to turn the next generation of pals into flag waving, patrotic Israeli citizens. I like the way you think anon, dream big.
>>768379840
Not going to happen
>>768380824
>>768380353 lmao, "spacing"
all you got ?! gtfo, dumb juvie
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>>768383008
That's like saying every Israeli is a flag waving, patriotic citizen. And I suppose the alternative is to be a constant Militaristic Authoritarian Imperialistic Hegemony.
>>768381551
she won the Ms Best Tits in IDF Award...They'r dynamite!
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>>768382904
Shitbird, you're not reading my question. There are 5+ million people living with no rights in a very small space of land. They have as much right to be there as anyone else.
The issue being, they cannot be deported as no one will take 5 million armed fugees with chips on their shoulders (Lebanon and Tunsia both saw how bad that works out).
What is do be done with them? That's the question. And the one rule that cannot be broken is that they cannot be expelled.
Don't recite the past, anyone who follow the situation knows it. SOLUTIONS.
>>768376510
Can i ask for nudes? No offense at all it's just a question, have a nice day
>>768376510
tenaani at ha dagdegan shelah im ha rove ve tizlemi bishvilanu.
>>768383181
I mean make them proud to be Israeli citizens.
>>768383619
There's alot to be proud of I'm sure.
>>768382153
nice, big bulge
>>768376510
A gun manufacturer I bought a gun from sent me a picture along with the gun, it was some cute girl in the IDF which they claimed made the gun. Why does your country do this? I assume it's a lie but I didn't mind it.
>>768382236
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Jordan
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"Half of Jordan's population are of Palestinian origin."
.
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pales go home
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>>768383807
And if Israel was in charge of an Educational Curriculum? I guess the would mean funding an infrastructure.
>>768376510
Do you guys see the irony of how you have become the new nazis??
>>768383942
Or imagine just giving the regional government funds to build it themselves with Israeli oversight. Hopefully they wouldn't kill you if you're giving them bread.
>>768378521
Henry Ford had copies of the Protocols printed in the early 1920s, first Russian editions date back to the beginning of the 20th century. Whatever you believe to have purchased is not an "original".
>>768379453
have never seen a prettier face. This is the kind of face I would do anything in the world to keep for myself for.
>>768384169
Keep myself for**
>>768383565
topkek
>>768384273
yes I saved it. I never save girls pictures, this is the only one I've saved in years. Her face is perfect to me. I could stare at it all day, night and day man, pure love, no gay shit.
>>768383451
HUH? the Pales made their bed and they'r lying in it.
they dont like it [duh,] so?
"done w/ them? " ---
NOT our problem ---
Leave them as an example of what happens to ppl w/ chips on their shoulders
who make themselves the Useful Idiots of terrorist, shiia, Persian Iran.
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PS: they COULD stop breeding
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>>768376510
genuine question. Why don't you just fucking gas the Palestinians? I mean they hate you, They want to kill you and wouldn't it be poetic for the Jews to be the ones gassing for once
How does it feel knowing that due to the extremely small geographic footprint of your country, Iran could wipe you out with a massive barrage of missiles? No matter your nukes, fancy American provided weapons, or well trained military. All of your major military/government facilities and population centers are in Haifa and Tel Aviv. Well within reach and small in size. Perfect targets for missiles.
>inb4 Iron Dome. We have seen how spotty the performance of your missiles defense system is when it’s overwhelmed by large salvo of missiles.
>>768376510
how many arabs did you kill ? How many of them were underage ?
>>768376510
more cute grils in military?
>>768385703
>implying other countries don't face similar problems
>implying Iran wouldn't be turned into the world's largest parking spot in retaliation.
>>768376510
HOT
>>768376510
I pray that israel conquer the entire muslim world.
>>768376510
What's the deal with airline food?
>>768376510
Why are Israeli women always so hot?
>>768384099
"hopefully"
IF you keep feeding them.
wow, whata deal.
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this is why the world, including saudi & egypt,
hav washed their hands of the Pales.
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its a tough world -- if you [the pales] spit it its face enough,
it will abandon you;
you glaringly, repeatedly, made your own bed of nails.
Bye
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http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/31/world/meast/israel-gaza-region/
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"Most Arab states [led by Egypt & including Saudi Arabia]”
.
“are actively supporting Israel against the Palestinians,
.
“– and are not even doing it discreetly.”
.
"This is unprecedented in the history of the Arab-Israeli conflict :”
.
"it's no longer the Muslims against the Jews,”
.
How the fuck could a french goy like me fuck an israeli qt ???
>>768376510
Is the weather pretty explosive?
>>768386450
this is what stupid americans actually think
here mutt something your jewish overlords won;t show you
average kike women
>>768387137
Am Israeli can confirm
>>768387137
Yeah, we know. All white, gentile women look like Norse goddesses.
>>768385703
we can only hope
>>768387369
That's still more attractive than the average bulldog faced kikess
>>768387639
If you say so.
>>768386072
Not by the Israelis cuz they won’t be around anymore. And with Israel no longer around to give orders to the US, i doubt they would do it either. So basically the worlds problems would be solved.
>>768386222
Trips demand truth.
>>768376731
How does it feel to worry about chemtrails and Jews and Bohemian grove?
>>768376510
Do Israelis laugh about the 1967 “war”? You guys beat the piss out of everyone in the region.
>>768377508
>only the brown ones
>>768387751
As long as Iran doesn't have a certain number of functional, missile mountable nuclear warheads, I don't see how they should be able to wipe out Israel in a surprise attack. In the past Israel has scotched all attempts of neighbouring states to set up nuclear weapon programs and they will continue to do so. So, no.
>>768376510
Can I have cute jew babies with your young supple body?
>>768376510
GOD BLESS ISRAEL.
GOD DAMN NUTZIS, ISLAMOFASCISTS, AND THE USUAL ASSORTED NUTBAR /pol/tards.
>>768378521
I just purchased Protocols of the Fuckwits of /Pol/
See there you are a fuckwit. Irrefutable.
>>768379269
Sour grapes. LMAO
>>768379820
>apartheid
Kek. False analogy. The Islamofascists don’t want to be a part of Israel, they want to destroy it.
>>768387077
Hilarious cartoon, Akbar.
>>768387887
Good times. Good times.
>>768389637
>what is information warfare
>implying not everyone and their mother are doing it
>>768378521
>words on paper are proof
I, Benedict Cumberbatch, would like to congratulate you for putting the pieces together. I'm certainly not some fat American loser, I'm the famous actor BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, and I secretly am a nazi as well. Well, not so secretly now I suppose. Still, since you believe that only Jews can write a book that is supposedly written by Jews, you must believe that I, Benedict Cumberbatch wouldn't be able to say my identity unless it were true.
>>768379269
>3
damn what was it like is it common to see combat or basically just state brainwashing version of boy scouts
>>768389792
>>768389792
Well put, sir. Kindly remind me, what was your name again?
>>768376510
Why are you always dragging 'Merica into your stupid bullshit? Why should 'Merica give you billions in aid when you have all the Jew gold?
Why do you Jews still cut off dick skin. I mean that’s pretty crazy in it self are god hates dick skin cut it off even though I put it there
>>768390048
What even is it more like to be when you do
>>768376510
Will you marry me?
>>768389886
YOU NEVER PAY ATTENTION! WHY DO I, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, EVEN BOTHER?!
>>768376510
ציצים או לקבל את לעזאזל
>>768390048
To be honest, it's not the Jews doing it that I find strange. They have a religious reason. The majority of Americans do it too, but for insane reasons.
1) Because it "looks nicer"
2) Because I had it done, and so did my father, and so on
3) Because it makes it "easier to clean"
It's ridiculous, and this is coming from a guy who got snipped. I got away lucky, fairly even, clean scar, and no dysfunction. That's not always the case.
>>768390176
I'm terribly sorry, sir. But in my defense, you have to admit that your name is a difficult one to remember. Nevertheless, I've written it down now and will henceforth be able to reproduce it correctly.
Again, my sincerest apologies to you, sir.
>>768379269
(((true facts)))
>>768390502
It's okay. Those are all acceptable spellings. Sorry, I get carried away sometimes. It's so lonely being Benedict Cumberbatch in a world of not Benedict Cumberbatches.
>>768390953
Sir, this is the former editor's supervisor speaking. Please accept my apologies concerning my subordinate's rude behaviour. He will be heavily sanctioned and subjected to a whipping with wellington boots until death occurs.
I hope this suffices to convince you, sir, that incorrect spelling of the family name Cumbersome is not accepted behaviour in our editorial office.
Yours truly, &c. &c.
>>768376510
Do you like anal?
Israel is a terrorist state, free Palestine
Ha ha, I just watched an advertisement for Israel Aerospace Industries before a Youtube video. Thanks, Google.
>>768380314
>>768392053
what the fuck are you even talking about ???
what the fuck happened to /b/>?
israel should just enjoy cultural enrichement as they promote it so much in the west
>>768392235
I was just referring to the fact that Youtube chose that ad to show me before the actual video started. It might have been sheer conincidence, but maybe Google picked up on the fact that I keep writing "Israel" in this thread. Probably not the case, but what do I know, right?
>>768376510
How does apartheid feel?
>>768376510
Jude da fuckin gazen!!
Nobody likes jews so gtfo you filthy piece of shit.
>>768376510
Have you a (translated) political cartoon to share?
>>768392961
not for little fags like you
>>768376510
jews are fine and you're hot
*flies away*
>>768376510
Better hope we'll never meet on the battlefield and you wont be on the opposite side otherwise i'll rape the shit out of you and cum inside so that you'll have something to remember of that moment.
Or i'll just rape you and kill you right after, i'd depend on my mood probably.
>>768393117
Well, thank you anyway, OP.
>>768393163
>you
>on the battlefield
Yeah right, internet tough guy.
>>768376510
>Ask a israeli anything
Why are Jews so evil?
>>768376510
אין בנות באינטרנט וגם אין ישראלים באינטרנט.
אז השאלה: האם את מדוכאת ואובדנית כמו שאר הישראלים בגילך?
>>768377088
>>768391860
Answer the question Shekelstein.
>>768376510
Why do you think many parts of the west consider Israel to be the "bad guys" in the whole Israeli/Palestinian thing?
Even though most of the time it seems Israel is retaliating (maybe too harshly) to shit they didn't start.
>>768394563
While most western governments support Isreal to some degree, the western public and mainstream are much more hostile towards Israel than 4chan's anti-semites will try to make you believe. Support for Palestinian causes is openly granted by media and NOCs and the tendency of presenting Palestinians as the sole victims of the conflict is very present. At least that's the case in European countries. I can't speak for the US.
>>768393163
History says the more likely outcome is you getting assraped by her.
>>768376510
What do you think about the Palestinian argument that Israel shouldn't excist, not being racist actually want to know
>>768394563 <same fag
>>768394888
I noticed that while at uni, alot of pro Palestinian things around the grounds and not a single counter opinion was allowed.
On a brighter note, what would you say would be good tourist things to do in Israel for a Britfag ?
>>768376510
You're hot.
>>768395350
I honestly can't tell you, since I've never been to Israel, sorry.
>>768376510
Where can we're convince you to move to just nuke the whole area?
>>768376510
Why do a lot of lebanese hate israeli
>>768385849
Hopefully thousands!
An LG g4? Really nigga?
