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>"That will be 6.99 plus..the tip ;) " What do you do?

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>"That will be 6.99 plus..the tip ;) "

What do you do?
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tarp snacky
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Kill him because traps are gay
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rape
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>>768373733
>i'm not tipping you shit faggot, the pizza box doesn't even have a lid
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>take pizza
>no tip
>close door
>vidya
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>>768373733
I mean, obviously, give him the "tip", it's only gay if balls are touching!
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>>768374262
>Not seeing the lid at the bottom
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I'd probably ask her if she'd like to watch a movie at my place and share a six pack of beer. she looks like that kind of girl
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>>768373733
sneaky is n fgt
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Fucking yell at her because my job is shitty and there's pineapple on my pizza and while I like it, I just wanted a pep and ham not a Hawaiian.
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Get autograph obviously.
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>>768373733
ask him to show his benis so i can suck it
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I mean if he looks as good naked and doesn't mind if I top i'll fuck em.
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>>768373733
pener activate
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My tip is don't dress like a slut and you won't get raped next time you deliver my pizza
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>>768373733
Too much sausage
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>tip 100%, apologize for not tipping more
>enjoy Hawaiian pizza while watching curling
>feed leftovers to pet polar bear
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>>768373733
>6.99 is really cheap for a large pizza.
>$10, keep the change
>wait, wtf is the box open when you deliver it?
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>>768373733
Where are his nudes?
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>>768373733
ask her how much her boipucci worth
gonna tap her boipucci
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bump for nudes
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Itt: faggots
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tell sneaky to stop being a trap fag for publicity
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>>768373733
God I envy mutts, $7 it's like nothing to you so you can eat pizza everyday, for me $7 is like a shitload of money, but I don't have a job though
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>>768375240
Huh? A large pizza? Looks very small to me, I'm usually get 45cm pizza for $8
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>>768374985
nigger
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>>768373733
I would sneak my tip in his asshole
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>>768373733
I give her a really good tip
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>her
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>>768379137
>shadpic
>notgay.jpg
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>>768373733
>give it 7 dollars
>buy yourself something nice
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Tell her shes cute
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>>768373733
Give her 6.99 and the tip.
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>>768373733
> Is that pineapple on my pizza?
> Are you serious?
> Go get me a new one you fucking weaboo slaaaaag
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Tell him he looks like a pretty lady, but I'm not into DICK
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>>768380337
Face down ass up...
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Can you all faggots stop refering as her,since its a male? Your autism is like overextending to the limits
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Give her 6.99 and tip of my cock if you know what i mean
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>>768380386
>Comes into trap thread, complains about terminology
>calls us autistic
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>>768373733
Stick dick through pizza and make her eat it for a cheesy entandre
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>>768373733
give him 7.69 and eat pizza.
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>>768380848
ok these are starting to get good
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>>768373733
He's honestly the most passable trap I've seen.
I'd bang hiss girlfriend though, she's a superhot korean cosplay slut, and she's the one that dresses him up like this.
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>>768373733

Whats "her" name?
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>>768382094
c9 sneaky. he's a league of legends pro
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>>768382361
>league of legends pro

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>768382703
I don't even like league of legends but the pros make hundreds of thousands of dollars in a few months playing a shitty video game and sometimes streaming it. What's so funny about it?
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>>768373733
My tip is live in a country that pays a liveable minimum wage.
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>>768380382
anal is for gay men in denial
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>>768373733
Nothing because that would be gay.
Like actually gay, this person is not a trap, it's literally a dude, who identifies as a dude, cross dressing.

Ya'll gay as fuck.
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>>768374262
Bruh. It's folded underneath. Dip shit.
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>>768382361

WTF!!?? I used to know him when i was playing leauge and watched LCS on daily bases... What a strange world we are living in... never expected the day will come when ill fap to him.
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Give 6.99 and tell her not to invest in short term yield bonds,but to go for higher interest long term ones
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>>768374387
It's a guy
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>>768384382
traps and trans people are just as gay btw
just drop the denial, it makes it even gayer
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>>768373733
Hey dude, up for some league?
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>>768373733

Bend over and prepare for the tip.

I'll hide my disappointment at there only being 6.99". I don't want to be rude.
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>>768373733
Ask if she would rather be at MSI
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>>768374509
>her
Obviously centaurkin polysaccharide
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>>768376922
Unemployment is everywhere bro. Jobless niggers get no pizza here, either
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>>768373733
ask her to carry me in league
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>>768383278
If you can't see what's funny about it, you are the joke.
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For anyone who wants to know her twitter is @estherlynnhhj
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