ITT favorite wrestlers
mine is Large Spectacle
yeah i like the humongous situation too
Cadaver Preparer
The Family Man
Rock Hot Stan Houston
Gargantuan Gary
Bulk Logan
Agent Kyle
Excellent soldier
General Genocide
obvious choice
The car park attendants
someone post Bravado Boy Frisky Severe
booman stains
Hollow Man
>>768369258
Go back to /asp/ carder
The old night
>>768369258
undertaker obviously
The small outbuildings
>>768369258
Hahahahahaha how do we even come up with this stuff? Other people from “le reddit” would just not understand us 4channers cleverness. I mean, we are saying the incorrect names of famous people and it’s hysterical. Other people from other sites wouldn’t even understand what’s happening. We are future we are anonoymoose we are legion.
>>768369552
beat me to it
Denied Joe
>>768370590
i DON'T see what you did there! :^)
>>768370701
Don't fucking start with the 'old /b/' shit, everyones fucking tired of hearing it
>>768370701
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>768370814
What are you even talking about?
Nospeak Engrish
>>768370849
What the fuck did you say to me kid? I’ll have you know I’m a 4channer, I have clever memes and funny fake celebrity names in every city, you’re dead kiddo.
>>768370900
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>>768371003
dont post pictures of my girlfriend!
>>768371056
i dont give a fuck. i have a slight of intelligence and brain power which makes me older than most of you retards here. i can understand 4chan before even having been on the site. You can't. All you can do is repeat random garbage because thats all you are. Basically what im trying to say is you're a fucking faggot.
>>768371056
i only have around 90
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>>768371084
Fucking hell, hold the front page, we've a quasi intellectual here
>>768371084
Ok, that’s just, wow.... uh... that has to be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard...
>>768371230
well shit.
>>768371084
niggerfaggot
>>768371084
>says is an intellectual
>uses the naked banana meme
>>768371303
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>>768371314
I only post on /pol/ when I'm drunk and lonely.
I will quit drinking and get a hobby. Fug you guys. You are not my friends - you are horrible people. The most disgusting people the world has ever known. You are the destroyers of people. You know no bounds. You are not humans. Fuck you /pol/ - you are nothing but a blank soul.
That was fresh new pasta from last week and you NEWFAGGOTS are too obvious
>>768371344
>Doesn't recognize fresh pasta when he sees it
Back to plebbit, faggot!
>>768370928
How the fuck did you make this.
>>768371378
NEWFAG
KYS
Tornado Terry
>>768371291
>>768371303
>>768371314
>>768371332
>>768371344
>>768371378
the cancer that kills /b/
>>768371291
>>768371303
>>768371314
>>768371332
>>768371344
>>768371378
I'm glad that guy baited you meganewfags!
>>768371393
kys new fag
>>768371291
>>768371303
>>768371314
>>768371332
>>768371344
>>768371378
>2018
>Falling for pasta
>>768371517
>new fag
hahahahahahaha
Stupid kid! Go back to plebbit!
>>768370849
Gonna be a copypasta.
the real deal supervisor
Steve Employable
>>768371560
>Gonna be a copypasta
>Gonna
>be
KYS NEWFAG
>>768371560
>Implying that it hasn't been posted since before 2011
JUST
FUCK
YOUR
SHIT
UP
>>768369258
i would totally bang stephanie mcmahon i would destroy her pussy and ass goddamn
Bulgarsev
>>768371615
Shit. Well I'm new here. But at least least I'm not that other guy, right guys?
>>768370849
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
Real Neat
>>768371727
>But at least least I'm not
>least least
>>768371745
nothing personnel but i've been looking for this pasta for ages to save in my "catch the newfags" collection / arsonnel
thanks fam
>>768371745
I'm sorry, but did Trump already lose? Oh, that's right. The primary isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only Iowa. Does not having the lead in corn holing central count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the caucus is still on? Trump is still campaigning ight now and they have been the top of the polls for how many months now? He's campaigning againstvone of the worst senators in the Senate who just happen to have a lead because he conned.a bunch of Jesus freaks. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Trump is one of the best fucking businessmen in the nation, he rocked the polls last year and would of won the last debate if Megyn Kelly didn't mediate. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Trump wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Cruz just dropped a point. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the Trump because hes good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking people on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>768371759
Fuck. Okay so I've discovered today that I am actually retarded.
>>768371878
this post really razzled my johnsons
I'm Your Daddy is the obvious choice.
Crutch aka the Giant Maroon Device
>>768371003
God damn those half-Japanese girls, they do it to me every time...
She needs to work on her eyeliner-placing skills though.
>>768372546
Asuka isnt half Japanese
>>768372597
Really? She doesn't have the whole slant-eye thing going so I thought she was mixed.
In that case she's REALLY hot, for a full on Jap, or whatever she might be.
>>768372546
me too anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN50q3AM894
Bacchus "The Hairstylist" Porkpie
>>768369258
Shelton Benjamin is my favorite of all time
Turbulent Roidy Flutist
