post your million dollar idea /b/ and others tell you why it will never work
the internet but no canadians
solely cuck porn
>>768358050
This one might actually work though
gulags for weebs and furries
>>768358021
Deep web cafe
A internet cafe with TOR or I2P, Freenet or some other shit
>>768358021
an app called Shitter.
take a pic of your shit (in toilet or wherever) and upload it to the app and people vote on their favorite shits. every day the shit with the most votes wins Best Shit on Earth. ad space could be sold to toilet paper and bathroom supply companies
>>768358021
If I did that one of you autists might capitalize on it and then I'm out a million dollars. Never share trade secrets
Olive garden cutlery roll up machines.
>>768358021
A 10 tog duvet that you can curl over your feet so the monsters can't get at you anymore and a noose at the top so you can fucking hang yourself.
>>768358604
They have that. Ratemypoo.com
Newfag detected. Gtfo
>>768358590
But that would involve going outside, so...
>>768358604
categories of competition could be biggest shit, messiest shit, corniest/nuttiest shit, splash damage, color, length/girth of logs
the app icon would be Andy Sixxs face
>>768358730
dammit, friendzoned again
>>768358770
Yeah
But the computers will have linux and the router will have a VPN
Phone taxi service with only black drivers with starbucks. They can also "drive" women for extra.
>>768358021
Weed
Waiting for why it wouldn't work...
Any second now.
Keep up.
On cooldown.
A virtual country. if we get a few million people the UN might even recognize it, first virtual country.
>>768359128
I'm in
>>768358021
summon some koreans to make a game where 100 players drop of at an island and kill themselves, probably name it entirely in caps do everyone will notice. not sure on the name yet
>>768359128
I like this
>>768359017
Pffft
Cigarettes and alcohol exist you stupid teen
Go eat tide pods and vape juuls
>>768358050
>>768358110
I'm sure there is a chat room for diabetics somewhere.
a Xfactor or Americas got talent, but instead of singing, or shit.
its a reality show of a competition of actors to star in a upcoming film.
Wouldn't work becauz it's a billion dolar idea
>>768359216
those dang millenials am i right
>>768359128
Kekistan
>>768359216
Show me how
>>768358021
>Reallife lifebars
An actual 1b or up to 1t thing.
Is an actual thing but wont be released intill 2300-2500.
>>768359273
Dam straight
They don't want a damaged liver and lung cancer
Pussies
triple layer socks
flip them inside out so they're clean for an extra two days
a videogame that's just opening lootboxes for gun skins
Mining asteroids
>>768359172
Maybe something with Battle.... Battle King? No..... Battle with cheese? Battle Middle class?
mint garlic spread
so you don't have to brush your teeth before a date
>>768359293
You pour the liquid in the glass
You light the radioactive crushed leaf covered in bleached paper
and you wonder why you traded your youth and happiness for money
>>768359337
This is an actual multitrillion dollar investment. So you'd be able to see your lifebar.
Pokemon Go but it's a battle royale game
>>768358021
An operating system that does ONLY what you tell it to do & NOTHING else
>>768359470
BATTLEDEPRESSIONt
The purge, except only niggers can be targeted for violent crimes.
>>768359499
>Mfw imagine you don't have youth, happiness, and no money.
>>768359499
I'll take your word for it. Ily niga.
>>768359546
BATTLE BATTLE
>>768359534
so basically just reading off of RAM directly to see what the fuck is going on and injecting instructions onto the CPU
an app that measures your cumshot speed in mph OR kph instead of just in kph
Chaturbate Cyber Fuckbelt
The camgirl/gf/wife wears an electronic belt on her hips that is connected to a device that transmits her movements across the web to a device that mimics those movements that a guy can strap to his groin and insert his favorite fleshlight into. Literal fucking over the internet.
>>768359575
That comes later
It's called retirement
Okay so i have actually thought this through, a movement stabilizer that uses several heuristic systems to detect and isolate nerve signals that would usually cause instinctive muscle movement, but in a way jittering is not stopped completely because it would cause bad side effects in the nervous system for your hand, but the idea is for a more precise hand with stable movements.
Oh were talking retard and entertainment.
sandals that look like shoes
>>768359628
If you say so. I just know what I want, not how it would work
>>768359534
Linux?
a reality show featuring Danielle Bregoli, Woahhvicky and Lil Tay living in the same house
>>768358021
A pocket pussy that works as a hand crank battery that you can plug into your phone to charge. I call it, Fuck Energy, the slogan: The power is in your hands.
Any kind of battle royale game that resembles Fortnite
>>768359973
You could also have cranking the power as a slogan, I think it could work so that's the idea I'm sticking with
a 3K TV
the resolution looks the same because no one can fucking tell
and is 25 precent cheaper
>>768358021
A tool which cleans your dishes immediately after use so you don't have to scrub the caked on grime later.
>>768359865
Ya, but I'm a dumbass so it would need a "windows" interface. Is Tails any good?
Battle Royal
Foothumans, the sex workers of the future!
>>768359973
you'd make billions
>>768360144
No
Start with mint or Ubuntu mate
I recommend ubuntu mate
Cereal Milk. It's milk with cereal sugar in it so it tastes like how milk tastes after it's had cereal soaking in it for a long time.
>>768358604
>yfw people already do this
>>768358021
Let trump be president and have his second term.
>>768360144
Tails is for more seasoned people like me
Linux mint is a Windows gui
Ubuntu Mate is a Max gui
Both are VERY begginer friendly
>>768359672
wait wut?
>>768360324
No
Republicans had their chance
>>768360343
Can confirm mint is extremely beginner friendly. Perhaps Canadian but cannot confirm
>>768360237
Thanks. Here's a cumslut for your trouble
>>768360270
sooo sugar milk?
>>768360211
I have been thinking about making it use a magnet and some copper to make electricity from the back and forth motion, but also make it quite pleasurable in the process, will make sketches and try to sell my idea to someone or start making it myself, which I don't know how I would go about the products and such but I can star a local liability company called Fuck Energy with the fleshlight/ pocket pussy battery being called a hand crank, like "cranking one out", I have many ideas for it and I am hoping to get it up and running sometime soon, if anyone has any help for how I would go about making this a reality that would be nice! I feel like it would sell really well.
>>768360491
yes but it's like cereal flavored
>>768360126
You mean a sink?
>>768360603
No it does the cleaning.
>>768360467
Thanks
No trouble at all anon, as long as it gets someone off Windows
I recommend you install in a old spare laptop you don't use anymore
Linux has a STEEP learning curve, but it's like a secound language in computer
Super useful and rewarding
>>768359697
Shit that's smart. Make a shit load of money too with people with enough money that can personally fuck their own cam whore
>>768360540
It wouldnt even have to work. It would sell anyway because it sounds awesome
>>768360603
MODS
Pedo has a kid washing dishes
>>768358021
>DEVELOPE CURE FOR SUPER AIDS
>GIVE EVERYONE SUPER AIDS
>SELL SUPER AIDS AT EXTREME PRICES
>MAKE IT SO THAT YOU HAVE TO BUY NEW DRUG MONTHLY
>?????
>PROFIT
>>768360710
Yea wish I had some cash to make it.
>>768360807
That's economics.
>>768358021
A clothes washing machine that also dries the clothes
>>768360710
ideas are cheap
Execution is everything
>>768360882
MODS
a republican adult got into neckbeard town
>>768360884
Good luck engineering that shit
>>768359388
already multiple versions of this
>>768358021
harry potter
>>768359388
Microdick
Microsoft
Micro transaction bitch
>>768360886
>>768360833
True but I bet if you made gofundme for it got a few prototypes working and go it patented it could work. You could probably sell the idea, pretty nicely.
>>768360823
It's so clever you wonder why it hasn't been done before.
>>768361120
To gay
Harry pothead might work however
>>768360981
You take that back.
>>768361240
MODS
Republican still believes in respecting others and has faith in humanity
>>768360183
>Not ArmPeople
You are a fucking filthy person
>>768361156
>got a few prototypes
this is what I don't have money for
>>768360823
Isnt that what tin foil people think they do with cancer?
>>768361338
Okay so i have actually thought this through, a movement stabilizer that uses several heuristic systems to detect and isolate nerve signals that would usually cause instinctive muscle movement, but in a way jittering is not stopped completely because it would cause bad side effects in the nervous system for your hand, but the idea is for a more precise hand with stable movements.
>>768361430
MODS
I...
I don't even know how to respond to this one
>>768360118
Hello there,
Excellent idea - I'll take it. I'm with the ScrewYOver Corp. We gonna produce 8k screens, slap 50% bigger price tag on it.
>>768361369
>needs money for prototypes
LMFAO
You should of majored in engineering
>>768361687
MODS
I need my shotgun
the internet but no australians
>>768358021
No elections just pick random people
>>768358021
Generic legos that fit namebrand legos
>>768361726
Is there a plateau for this kind of thing like with manual razors?
>>768361888
you are describing mexico
>>768358021
>What's the dumbest ban you've ever gotten?
Blackmailing UAE government with Sharjah Ruler's secret tapes.
Build a giant wall on Mexican border.
>>768362281
Who would pay for that?!
>>768359973
Sounds bulky. I'd rather just masturbate with my hand the way god intended.
I'll just plug my phone in, then jerk off.
>>768362326
Mexico to keep the US out
We flood them with guns and drug money
A woman that is as horny as a man and doesn't like to "Talk"
>>768358604
This already exists, its called ShareMyShit, it's a website
>>768359128
Basically already exists. Danny Wallace's 'Lovely'
A company that actually achieves all of Elon Musk's lies.
>>768362479
A mute slut?
How would she say lets fuck?
>>768362337
I would run tests, make it small as I can but the silly idea might work, and you would be putting the energy you have from masturbating then putting some of it into a battery, other energy being heat energy and other kinetic energy, though I could see it being bulky, which is why I would make many prototypes, though this is all theory rn and I am tired, so this could just be all bulls hit ya know?
>>768358021
a federal service each and every seller of devices consisting of more than one part must register too
service gets all plans and part numbers and allows people to get parts for each device to repair it wherever they want
parts prices are set on weight or volume part in the real product, whatever is higher.
so everyone can repair their tv, car, mobile, home appliance, you name it, or can let someone do it, and not go to the f*ckin apple store and have pretentious hipsters say "uuuh, that's like 325$ for a charger cable".
>>768362695
Oh ya i forgot about affirmative consent. So she can only say yes.
A car radio that the presets can by for anything not just am, fm ect.
My car has like 25 for Am 25 For FM and there are not that many good stations.
>>768362771
a federal registry sounds gay as fuck bc as we know with foiamrequests the shit takes forever and costs all the sudden sky rocket.thats more of a law anyway but i agree right to repaor lawa should be put inplace just like with acrs
easy
an app to tell you what the fuck to wear by looking at your pictures
this means the app records the pictures date, time and weather conditions
>>768363047
i'm not in murrica so a federal thing here actually is a good thing
a private company needs to make moniez, that'll make the service hard to use.
>>768363134
already exists
dunno the name, but you give it types and colors of your clothing (an inventory) and it chooses for style and weather, and also gives you tips like "you should buy a red skirt, color like *picture*, it'll fit better to $list of occasions"
>>768362971
>still am
the 70's called, they want their radio back
dab+ is the shit, you're fucking oldschool with fm only, and you're calling for am?
also, ever heard of rds? automatically sets station according to your desires, like, i want my mtv and it stays, i listen to country and you always get a country station wherever you are, or i want the nearest local and you get every fuckin garage station
where in gods nigeria do you live?
>>768363269
>>768362033
Don't get me started on that daylight robbery. it's sorta made out of steel and my facial hair is winning every couple of weeks. come on - like cigarettes a highly engeniered product that's about to fail after a week's use. hoarder of patents too. once in a while some good guy hopping along and does produce a decent long lasting blade just to get sued into oblivion.
>>768358021
1) Beef Jerky Gushers
Little nuggets of beef jerky, but with a little pocket of bbq/teriyaki/hot sauce in the middle.
Beef jerky on the outside, sauce on the inside. The sort of shit you'd find by the cashier at a gas station kwik-E-mart sorta' thing. You know, next to the reconstituted beef sticks.
2) Gookly-eyes
Like Googly-eyes, but narrow and shifty.
3) 'Called it'
A website where you can make predictions about the outcomes of events. Users can post their own events, specifying a list of possible outcomes for other users to choose from. There could be site-sponsored events for shit like elections or major sport events. Ideally, it wouldn't just be another betting site, but more like a place for smart-asses to collect imaginary internet 'I-told-you-so' points and argue about shit.
>>768359973
genius
>>768361521
'Some buzzwords I heard once on NPR'
Fuck off
>>768363961
3) is what 4chinz is for
2) is actually a nice idea
1) how'd you achieve that? fill cows with sauce?
>>768364356
I have yet to actually try to make this-- but I imagine it could be made a few different ways:
make double-thick jerky. cut a pocket. Inject with the sauce. seal.
Make a thin and flexible sheet of jerky. Die cut a shape that could be folded into a nugget. Fold. Seal. Inject.
Die cut small circles of jerky. Dry or heat-press the meat into a sealable pocket. Inject with the sauce. Seal.
Inject massive quantities of sauce into cows' circulatory system before they are butchered. Saturate the meat with a succulent bbq concoction. Every strand of muscle and sinew will be bursting with delicious sauce.
