How do I get the girl in the photo?
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How do I get the girl in the photo?
If you help me I will post moar.
>>768349758
Take a photo with a girl in it
>>768350080
Is this any better?
I could drop her facebook if y'all could help me.
Come on you dirty nigger do something.
>>768349758
1. get a gun
2. kill her
3. kill yourself
4. meet her in Heaven.
5. post pics
6. ???
7. remain virgin.
>>768350412
I don't have money to buy a gun. I thought about buying fentanyl, but I saw a guy overdosing on it yesterday and it was not pretty.
>>768349758
start doing meth and act like a loser and she'll probably get with you, that's the type she seems to be
>>768350501
Yes, but how can I do it in one day?
>>768350140
>>768350383
I said girl
>>768350629
What ever, Anon, help me get with this thing.
It's actually a girl. She has the dysphoria.
by not posting pics of her on 4chan
>>768349758
the first trick is to not be fucking obsessed. Oops, too late..move on.
>>768350740
>>768350753
Gentlemen, wait, surely we can work this thing out can't we? Are we Anonymous not supposed to win at everything?
>>768350753
>>768350852
Besides if anybody asks - I was in a different thread and wasn't looking.
Now please help me, /b/.
>>768349758
well you almost got her in the photo I think it would help if you backed up a little.
>>768350997
That's deep, Anon.
>>768351446
Impossible to get someone to love you that doesn't love their self. cutters have deep psychological issues that they cannot get over.
>>768351373
You want to get with a dysphoric cutter? Jesus Christ have some standards dude
>>768351624
Maybe that's good, right? I bet it can be exploited.
>>768351640
Yeah. What do I do, make her feel bad about herself now?
bump
*feels welcome*
>>768352766
newfag
I miss her.
Anyone want to raid her Facebook?
Wait a minute, I just realized that only moralfags post in this thread. What happened to /b/, it wasn't supposed to be like this! Now it's just full of edgy redditors.
>>768349758
30 feet of paracord rope, a Van, snd some chloroform (this is optional, if you o the hit on a risky place for screams) just plan it out well and have back ups routes and plans
>>768353803
No, nigger, that's a felony.
Her boyfriend did this.
>>768354109
what the fuck would even make a wound like that
>>768354481
Cigarette.
>>768351328
>>768351373
>>768351446
>>768354109
So um why the fuck do you want any of this again? What are you wanting to happen if she has a boyfriend anyway?
>>768349758
Be a lesbian
>>768354628
>le edgy alt grill
>>768354628
Tell her boyfriend bye-bye.
>>768354824
DUDE BRO ITS FUCKED THERES NO TIME OR RESOURCES
>>768354860
Literally just put a dress on theres problem solveddd
>>768354908
It didn't work. Now she's chatting with someone else all day and if you mean outside IRL then I got the face problem as in I'd have to laser that shit off which means either finding a job or fucking killing myself, because you know that feel.
>>768355049
Age? You guys like kids. She looks young
>>768355151
16. Legal in my country.
>>768355271
Man honestly just go for someone else. Little emos are to much trouble. They either want ur cock always or are to insecure to even let u twist there nipple
>>768355352
Screw that, by this point we must have enough personality to be able to work something out with this, right?
"How do I get the girl in the photo" wait outside the middle school building she goes to and grab her before she gets on her bus home
>>768355503
Thats honestly the best option
Just grab her by the pussy and be done with it
>>768355503
>>768355560
Can you PayPal me some money for the chloroform?
>>768355587
Someone already did that.
Think hard, /b/.
>>768355597
No because PayPal is a shit service and anyone that uses it should kill themselves
>>768355597
Lol u dont need chemicals just hit her over the head
>>768356013
Okay well literally what else do I do? Everything you can think of she's already tried. I need some next level stuff and pronto.
>>768356072
I'm not a troglodyte, you mongrel.
>>768351446
Please don't pursue OP, you don't want this to turn into an episode of 13 reasons why...
>>768356226
Tell me how to have my cake and eat it too.
>>768356312
Well I would say cut it into equal pieces, but I suggest getting the knife back off your crush first.
>>768356466
How do I do this if currently she is all-the-time chatting with someone else like she dud with me and has told me IRL she doesn't want to talk.
We hang around at the same park where there's a bunch of benches and it's basically the same semi-large group of people. She has a boyfriend who she says is perfect and there's also some other dude who said he likes her and basically she might be getting into a polyrelationship because I told her there's nothing wrong with that.
If there is a knife, it's BENEATH Aperture Laboratories.
>>768356664
If this isn't the most pathetic bait attempt I've ever seen, then it's certainly the saddest love story I've ever heard. Let's go back to the point where she mentioned having a boyfriend. Why the fuck did you still think you had a chance after you found that out. If you wait around for her to be single, you're essentially a vulture. Move the fuck on, she looks like the type of girl ugly girls hang around with to make themselves look better.
>>768356964
I was thinking I could get her to break up with him and it actually worked for a few days.
>>768356664
Grow up or kill yourself
>>768357052
So you're a vulture. Let's just assume you don't feel guilt for a second, even if you did somehow end up with this girl, through some convoluted, unorthodox method, you actually manage to convince her you're worth her time. Why the fuck do you think she'll stay with you. You clearly lack empathy for anyone but yourself, you're obviously lonely enough to pursue a girl with such momentum and you post on 4chan which means you're at least kind of odd. You have a bunch of baggage and you're going for an ugly girl that can get fulfillment from guys who have half as much baggage and don't go to all this effort to stalk her like a weirdo. I'll repeat myself, move on. If she's not interested she's not interested, you're just wasting time.
>>768349758
Dress like a emo and tell her you like to write poems about your butt plug.
>>768357586
I saw a guy overdosing on fentanyl yesteday. It did not look good.
>>768357616
I have nothing better to do, so tell me something else.
>>768357616
Moralfag.
>>768357730
Why don't I just post this on my facebook timeline?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
>>768357733
Then grow up
>>768358131
Well I am getting over her by talking to her friends and posting about her on 4chan so I wouldn't brood all the time. Isn't that a better thing to do than fapping to her pics like a c*nt?
>>768357733
I'm not gonna give you advice on being an idiot. My advice is the best advice for you, anything else is just enabling your stupidity.
>>768357798
So getting someone to do the right thing which will benefit them is a moral fag. Idiots like you put any word you can think of followed by the word fag and think it makes you cool. I bet you call your dad a moralfag when he tells you to go get a job and stop being a useless piece of shit son.
>>768358312
It's a meme, newfag, I'm calling for /b/lackup.
Sorry for talking cancer, but if you have any insecurities and unfulfilled wishes this is the way to let them out. If the world has messed with you then tell me what I need to know and I'll get back at it for messing with you.
I just gave you the info on my situation.
/b/ros for life, faggot.
So help me God.
I miss this little creature.
>>768349758
Are her initials D.T.?
>>768359369
Nope.
>>768359369
Unless that stands for Dick Tease.
>>768359596
I shouldn't have said that. I apologize.