How did you lose your virginity
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How did you lose your virginity
A moment of inattention
>>768347589
By having sex with a member of the opposite gender.
Quickly.
>>768347589
Dunk and high as fuck
>>768347668
Fucking faggot
on the day of my brothers funeral
>>768347668
A trap is not opposite gender faggot
>>768347589
Well, this one time, I put it in a sack and then went online and then completely forgot where I put it. Looked everywhere and eventually found it, thank gods. Still a virgin to this day at 38
I didn't...
>>768347589
I got raped when I was 17
Pretty nice way
>>768347955
>>768348004
SHE HAD A FEMININE PENIS YOU FUCKING SHITLORDS.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN SWEETIE.
No but in all seriousness I lost my virginity to a genuine woman whilst listening to the self-titled Deftones album the day it was released so around 20th May 2002.
>>768348117
Lucky
>>768347935
You must be tall
>>768348117
Lucky!
>>768348117
Greentext
My babysitter laid in bed next to me and played with my cock till hard and then pushed it inside her
I was about 11
>>768348383
Fuckinngggg greentext
>>768348263
>>768348291
>>768348341
Not lucky
>let her sleep in my car one night because she couldn't go home
>she came in in the morning
>had gf at the time and she had been asking me to fuck for a week and I said no have gf
>I'm exhausted and don't even go to school because can hardly keep eyes open
>she comes in room and keeps bothering and asking to at least suck my dick
>just wanna sleep and say yes if she leaves me alone
>blowing me I'm falling asleep
>She holds my arms down and gets on top of me and fucks me
Haven't told many people irl
>>768347589
Well, depends on your definition. I had a girlfriend who would give me head and let me fuck her tits, but she had a severe anxiety disorder and had had some bad experiences with sex, so she’d never let me actually fuck. We wound up breaking up before I got pussy, so I dunno if that counts.
About a month after we broke up, though, as a result of being blueballed for two years, I said enough was enough, and got an escort. Hot as fuck tall, slim, half-Latina. Amazing tight little body. Got a 4 hour session with her and did pretty much all the nasty shit in porn I’d always wanted to do. So I guess that was my “official” first time.
>>768348620
Faggot
Rape is when you don't want it
your only excuse was a girlfriend
14 - raped in the ass by a guard while in juvenile detention.
Lost to my brother's gf when I was 20. We were smoking pot and drinking wine only 2 of us, we was watching movie, laying on bed, somrhow we get toucky with eachother, i was rubbing her belly.I slowly moved my hand upper and touch her tits, her nipples were hard. She was smiling, I did the move, making out. In minutes I was licking her shaved pussy, handed me a condom, and we fucked like rabbits. She is the same age as me, skinny, 45 kgs with 170 cm.
Its been 11 years, my brother knows it and forgave me since he has a different gf now. But I still feel guilty. It feels like a huge betrayal.
>>768348820
I didn't want it, I said no, and I said no also because I have a GF.
Rape is about consent. I didn't want her to fuck me and she did it anyway to spite me for rejecting her (her words)
>>768348620
FUCKING LUCKY!
>>768348984
Yes.
When I finally got stronger than my mom
>>768348685
Yeahhhh. That first part doesn’t count. You lost your virginity to a hooker
>>768349002
No you virgin fuck
>>768348117
R u grill or homosex?
>>768349128
Quit being a faggot.
>>768349026
Steven is that you?! Go to sleep now!
I was at a hookah bar, myself and four friends. It was my buddy's birthday and the owner took him to the back room for a "special" surprise. He came back 15 minutes later saying that the owner's wife was very "nice." Owner asked who wanted to fuck her. I of course volunteered. Two of my buddies, not wanting to be left out, came with me. We took turns fucking her while the owner took pictures. I was 18, she was mid 40's. It felt like putting my dick in a warm bowl of jello and ultimately was one of my biggest regrets.
>>768348831
>IT COUNTS!
>>768349130
Straight cis male of the patriarchy
Being raped isn't fun, it makes you feel like garbage, wish I had punched her in the face
>>768349155
No u
>>768349123
Eh, that’s fine. Was over 15 years ago and I’ve been with a bunch of chicks since then. Zero fucks given.
Plus, I mean, most dudes lose their v card to some fat chick in a bathroom at a party or some shit. I lost mine to a 10/10. I’m cool with that.
>>768348453
>Be me ~11 years old
>mum had just moved away from dad and joined up with a religious cult where families like in "community houses" in a bid to get far away.
>asks one of the older girls to babysit me and my little sister while she goes to a meeting,
>I wasn't tired so me and the babysitter just talked about stuff.
>tells me she's too hot and takes her t shirt off and lays down on my bunk bed
>talk about random things and I remember her pressing her boobs against me
>end up asking to feel them,she takes her bra off and let's me feel and suck her nipple's
>shitwascash.gif
>"hey anon try this" she pushes my hands down her.panties and shows me where she likes to be rubbed
>never had an erection in my life until this point.
>she slides her panties down and pushes my hard little penor inside then rides me slowly .
>she moaned quite loud and we kept hearing people come up the stairs so she pushed her pussy straight down on my dick and clenched up,get like her cut was giving me a BJ
>>768347589
>https://imgur.com/a/j0P9fUp
Thank me later!
>>768349617
Fuck off
>>768347589
Some roastie I was infatuated with.
I'm fine with it overall, learned a lot of hard lessons early and at once, but still disappointing.
She was a serial "monogamist" in that she was always in a relationship but always cheating. Sounds like someone who should be good at sex right? Nope. She was terrible, and I later found out that this was an open secret that her exes joked about. I, a virgin, had gleaned a bit from porn and because I wasn't an autist about it she literally interrogated me about my claim of virginity. Refused to believe it because, compared to her, I was too good (read: I knew how to keep rhythm and not thrust like a spaz).
We were in my room, Later with Jools Holland was on as background music, and I stopped without cumming because I was getting close and the bitch said "Just don't cum on my face when you pull out, (ex's name) did that once and it sucked." Could keep going much more after her talking about her ex in the middle of sex. Almost purely out of anger, not like it mattered that the "mood" of teenage sex was ruined.
>>768347589
Drunk
By my right hand when I was 12.
>>768347589
>I was 13 at Bunnings, and it was about 7pm on a school night one winter.
>I was supposed to be going home but dad called and asked me to stop there to buy some candles as there was a storm coming.
>It took me too long I guess because before I knew it the storm hit and the lights went out leaving us in the dark.
>A voice came out in the dark saying not to panic and to please stay in the store for our own protection.
>There was a man in the same aisle as me who noticed I looked scared.
>He asked me if I was ok, and I told him I was here alone.
>He said everything would be ok then he put his arm around me.
>It was dark so I couldn't really see and I was too scared to react so I just froze.
>Before I knew it he put his hand on my knee and slowly slid it up my leg.
>He went under my skirt and started touching me through my knickers.
>I knew I should say something but I was both scared and aroused.
>he slowly pulled aside my knickers and started inserting his fingers in me.
>>768349732
U got a loicense for that radio m8?
>be me, 20 years old
>virgin
>in Amsterdam on vacation with family
>tell them I'm going off on my own for the day
>go to De Wallen (RLD)
>walking around feeling like a fat guy at a buffet, gorgeous women in the windows everywhere
>see this one smoking hot blonde with big tits
>walk up to her window
>she smiles and opens the door
>I make a little awkward chit-chat, where you from, what's your name, etc.
>heart is racing
>about to lose my virginity to this 10/10
>holyfuckholyfuckholyfuck!
>I ask her how much
>she looks straight at me and replies "I'm gonna need about tree-fiddy"
>it's around this time that I realize this prostitute is around 8 storeys tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era
>I yell at her "you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! I already told you I wasn't gonna give you no tree-fiddy!"
And that's how I lost my virginity.
With my vacuum cleaner.
>>768350632
Sterling!
>>768347589
I put my weewee into a girls vajayjay
>>768350517
le epic south park maymay XxDdd
upboat
>>768347589
33 and a wizard. Been on 4chan since '05 Getting drunk by myself tonight. Good times.
>>768350312
Cont?
>>768350493
...what?
>>768347589
>insert
>>768350988
https://www.gov.uk/licences-to-play-background-music
>>768347589
I’m pretty organized. Never loose things.
>>768351142
luckily I'm American and this was when I was 16 back in... fuck, 2007? 2008? I forget if it was Autumn or Winter.
Plus those instances seem justifiable actually, since those businesses are using the music as part of the experience they are selling. When I worked retail the only music we were allowed to play were corporate-approved and produced compilation CDs... though we also sold those, so that's part of the reason.