Celebrity NSFW encounters. Have you ever had an encounter with a celebrity that was decidedly nsfw, peep them changing, fuck one etc. Share your story
>>768344529
Will bump with fappening pics
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>>768345029
Ive heard one a couple times about a guy who got to finger j-law while she was filming winters bone
>>768344529
Emma stone gave me a handjob at Denny’s in Burbank a few months ago in exchange for a grand slam.
Apparently Britney Spears was totally cool with being naked around people backstage. She’d just change and not care who was around
>>768346148
sounds like where she's at these days
>>768346330
back up dancers are notoriously gay
saw Mel B Scary Spice walking by while friends and I were sitting in a beer garden in Sydney, she blatantly bent over in such a way to show off her arse in leggings to us.
[for US readers: she showed her ass in yoga pants]
>>768346525
how was her ass?
>>768346502
wasn't just dancers,sound techs and stage hands and shit too
If you honestly think anyone on /b has done anything with a celeb you’re high.
Closest I’ve come is banging Kirsti Lovett in my truck. She’s a cam model with basketball sized fake tits. Sucked cock like a hoover. Thanks Tinder!
>>768346770
she charge?
>>768344529
>>768344678
Oldfag here not up on the latest bitches. Who dis?
>>768346838
Nah, we hung out for a bit, then went off reading in the truck for a while. Found a spot to park and went to town.
>>768346889
Alison Brie
>>768346926
Off roading. Fuck you autocorrect
>>768346330
If you can't change in front of strangers you shouldn't be in show biz.
>>768346926
looked her up. Damn her tits are awful
>>768347085
Yeah, but I figured hey, how often do you get to fuck a pornstar. And, I mean, they’re bad, but I still wanted to see what they were like to play with.
Literally felt like basketballs. Rock hard.
>>768347032
true that. When you got to do a quick change there's no time for modesty.
>>768344529
i titty fucked Jessica nigiri not really a celeb but I left a skid mark on her chest because there was no toilet paper left on the club we met at. She seemed oddly ok with it if she noticed at all.
>>768347194
she a good fuck? I always figured cam girls would either be awful or way over the top, like too much fake moaning and shit
>>768347305
how'd her tits feel?
>>768347334
damn meant >>768347186
>>768347496
In the passenger seat of the truck she couldn’t do much. But she could suck dick like nobody I’ve ever had
>>768347802
nice
>>768346580
toight like a toiger
>>768347872
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55918b410ec4e
For reference.
Like I said, kinda bad, but at the same time, you get curious. Had to see what was up.
>>768348135
i do not judge you my man
>>768344529
No, nobody here has, and never will.
>>768348260
I much prefer my fiancé’s. natural is always so much better
I slept with Taissa Farmiga in 2013
>>768348397
damn those are great! any more?
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>>768344769
Jesus her tits and nipples are damn-near perfect. Wish there was a better shot of her pussy so I could see how it compares. It'd definitely be a lighter shade of pink based on her nipple colour.
>>768348657
None that I’ll be sharing. Lol
I saw your dad blowing Artie Lange.
It pissed me off a lot because I really wanted Artie's autograph but the people in line for your dad wouldn't let me get anywhere near him without paying.
>>768347439
Like two rockmelon halves stapled to her chest. They look great but they're not really functional boobs any more. Insecure bitch ruined her body for fame and I left poop on her chest, lol. Kinda fitting.
>>768344529
It's not what 4chan wants to hear but...
When I was working at an Aeropostale in Wyoming I saw Jason Weaving come in. I'm a big fag for Lion King so I told him how much I liked his singing as young Simba. He started giggling and pulled out his cellphone, took a pic of me, and then ranted about how Disney is the worst company in the world (I tried to interject about the Koch brothers or Dole but he kept shouting "shuuuuush and pressed his fingers to my lips, made me very uncomfortable tbh).
He then left while giving me a thumbs up and shouting "thumbs-up emoji" over and over. I don't think he even paid for the shitty beanie he picked up when we started talking.
Never meet ypur heroes.
>>768348397
But well her face can’t be commented on
>>768344529
I got a blowjob from Björk back in 99.
Turned out it was just a homeless chinese woman.
Good times, though.
>>768349031
Fine by me
>>768348828
i agree. love her little bush
I saw Mike Stoklasa from RedLetterMedia at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>768348829
awww c'mon ;)
I met RLM too.
I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore."
I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is" .
Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball",
It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mile then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jays boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
>>768344529
>https://imgur.com/a/j0P9fUp
Thank me later!
>>768344529
my (female) roommate fucked Rotterdam, the SC2 commentator a few years ago
>>768349178
your copy pasta is olllldddd
>>768349734
Cry moar faggot.
made it to third base with soccer player Morgan Brian several times...sort of a celeb
>>768350205
nice tits?
I fucked 2 american idol contestants on 2 separate occasions. Brielle Von Hugel and Haley Reinhart
>>768350838
Who was better?
I once paid for a photograph with Erica Durance and our hips were touching for like three seconds. Well, okay, more like two, but she moved so they would touch.
Also, I gave Emma Watson cunnigilitis.
>>768350838
how'd they keep their pubes? bush? landing? shaved?
>>768344529
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Itt: everybody claiming anything, pic related
>>768351203
I'm guessing by your pic that at least the last story is fictional
>>768349304
I swapped emails with Mike, but I’ve met Jay. Very nice guy, laughs at all the jokes. I was dropping off some equipment for them to use as props, and had a nice chat with him for a couple of hours. I think it was more that he was avoiding work than anything else, truth be told, bu5 still had a nice time.
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>>768350838
Brielle is much better in bed. Haley is sort of bland. Both of them were shaved.
>>768347305
Did you hurt your dick from all that silicone?
>>768351534
where'd Haley take the load?
>>768344529
Posted this on /g/ awhile back but I was in a relationship with Bella Thorne for a bit.
>>768352162
no way. details bruh. how was she in bed??
>>768351989
i loved Haley
>>768348397
Please more omfg
>>768350354
very small tits...great little ass. liked cum
>>768352432
bush?
>>768352567
little landing strip...then she shaved. pussy tasted really good. She could have multiple orgasms
>>768351203
I licked Emma Watson's anus at a private screening party of Deathly Hallows
My friend and I double teamed Kristen Stewart one night when her girlfriend was away. She said she missed cock and tried to get as much as she could when she was alone. She even did ass to mouth on me.
>>768348500
... She's my favorite. Tell me more...
>>768353053
how was her bod? Not that I believe this, but still
>>768352432
did she suck your dick?
>>768353348
her bod is smoking hot, and she has the cutest ass dimples
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>>768351534
I came inside Haley
>>768353428
yes...have a pic somewhere
>>768344529
Going wayyy back. I was in college and was working the summer at the Timberland outlet in Maine. It was 1990 or 91. This shitty kid, around 14-15, came in and wanted boat shoes. He's criticizing everyone in the store, and is just an ass. I'm helping him try shoes on, and his mom comes over. She looks familiar, and I asked if we'd met before. She gets piss faced, and says she's Talia Shire (Rocky's wife in the movies). I just said "nice to meet you" because I didn't care. She wanted me to help her with shoes, so i did. She was in a skirt, but I saw her panties. Hairiest thing I'd ever seen. Couldn't see the vagina, because panties, but the fucking hair probably went halfway to her knees on the inner thighs. Grossed me right the fuck out.
>>768353563
awesome...no condom?
I've fucked every celebrity out there. Men, women, your waifus especially. True facts.
>>768348397
perfect body
>>768353475
bush?
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>>768353774
no, we used a condom. we were in high school
>>768354190
she loud in bed?
>>768354190
wish u had pics
>>768354149
Brazilian Wax Bald, like a 9 year old
>>768354468
surprised by that. how was her bj skills?
>>768354533
she could take my 7 inch cock all the way down her throat. real pro
>>768349304
i like this new pasta
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>>768354291
>>768354190
Haley is definitely a moaner. I know 2 people who have pics. They never leaked and sadly theyre both people who are still friends with her so I'm sure they never will. But the win does exist.
Met Olivia O'lovely in a bar back when she was pretty big and she kinda liked me b/c I was the only one not fawning over her. I was preoccupied with some dumb shit though and really was ignoring her. Also my cousin tried to cockblock me, he's like oh he's got a gf
>>768354940
good to know...how were her nipples? Bush?
My mates sister worked as an au pair/dogsbody for an insanely wealthy and connected family ten years ago.
Was always in places like St Tropez, Bermuda, the Caymans.
She has stories. Best one was seeing Paris Hiltons cunt irl. She was coked up on some megayacht. Passed out. Got carried to a bed. This chick came along to make sure Paris was ok and not raped or some shit. She was hauled onto the bed, lay there and completely opened her legs. She was going commando so pussy on full display.
>>768355079
>>768354940
She's shaved as I mentioned. She has cute perky redish nipples.
>>768355264
that's hot...she ride you or missionary?
>>768355285
who?
>>768355158
what was her review of the cunt hilton?
>>768355504
Shaved and puffy.
Apparently theres a low quality sex tape off her from like 16-17 years ago. Never been interested to check it out. Not sure if she shows her axe wound in it.
>>768355158
We all saw Paris Hiltons pussy
>>768344529
Some anon of ours apparently fucked john barrowman. In a gay 3 way.
Pic related full story.
>>768355808
your friend didn't cop a feel? Normally I wouldn't but celebs don't count. How often to you get the chance to feel a famous pussy
>>768344529
I fucked, and continue to fuck, Allison Brie.
I released her nudes and she wanted me to.
She gets off on that shit hard, my guy.
She likes BBC and I get her to say the grossest shit when I fuck her balloon knot.
>>768355973
I wanted to ask her that. I mean come on, who wouldn't?
I'm just assuming she did but would never admit to it. She's just not the type of person you would expect to admit to doing that
Say if it was me in that situation and someone like Johnny Depp or leo DiCaprio was passed out. I'd probably cop a feel. Nohomo.
>>768356102
??? there's nothing here bruh
>>768356274
no homo at all! she have any other nsfw stories?
>>768356166
>>768356381
who is this please?
>>768355379
>>768355264
Both. We fucked in a car.
>>768348983
I don't think you want to hear this but he took a picture of you so he could jerk off to it.
>>768354190
Well then you didn't cum inside her, did you. You came inside a condom.
Also that's a lie because you didn't fuck either of them, you're just a roleplaying faggot.
>>768356864
details. How was her bod and what was the sex like?
>>768356825
Morgan was great...loved to be fingered while eating her out. Loved to get cum on her little tits and nipples
>>768356329
She mentioned a few things about British or German celebrities. People I never heard of though so can't rember names much.
Apparently there was some German popstar having a train run on her on a yacht in Ibiza. Was about 2007. Again no idea who she was but apparently was mega famous at the time.
Some Dutch guy who was heir to Philips fortune held a party off Corfu or somewhere for his best friends. Paid for about 25 Russian Ukrainian models/escorts to serve drinks and food naked. Whenever you wanted to have a go with one you just took them to a room and away you went. Apparently by the end of it, some guys had managed to stick their dick in each chick. My mates sis wasn't on that boat, but heard all the stories.
>>768356166
>>768356578
As a curvy woman I can accept this I just wish he wasn't a dick about it. If you know him tell him I'm down for a coffee or something.
>>768356579
Yes, I came in a condom, while I was inside of her. And I have no regrets, we were teenagers. You don't have to believe me of course, it's 4chan. But I'm not roleplaying by any means.
>>768356930
>>768356864
She was 11 when she was on broadway. Anna didn't lose it til years later. Read her book. She strongly alludes to being into kink
>>768357262
oh? any hints as to what?
>>768356930
The story isn't too good. I was in a band that was on the road a lot. She liked my band/we hooked up a few times. She knew her away around a cock. I don't remember too much about her body cause this was like 11 years ago
>>768357050
>.loved to be fingered while eating her out.
So she loved to be eaten out then? Because slowly pistoning a finger or two in and out of their pussy is kinda standard for that.
>>768357262
>>768356864
she did more than 1 broadway show my dude
>>768357221
Typically when you say you came inside someone, it means sans condom. You're trying to redefine it to mean "whilst with a condom" to make your experience sound less boring and vanilla.
You fucked a girl with a rubber on. Wow, you're such a sexual crusader.
>>768357429
she keep some pubes?
>>768346770
Dude her tits were nice before she got those stupid implants. I used to watch her on MFC when she was new. Breaks my heart.
>>768347305
No you didnt
>>768357717
negative
>>768357987
damn. she swallow? make noise?
>>768357987
what her pussy/nips look like if you can remember
>>768357644
no she didnt. She has only been on broadway once, in High Society.
>>768357669
Never said I was some kind of crusader. We went to hs together, we hung out with the same people, we hooked up. Its not that crazy but it happened
>>768349133
kek
Cockblocking doesn't fly in here bro
>>768358232
So dude fucked her when she was 11 then.
She's revealed she's into "kink", maybe that's why?
Back when the fappening happened, I downloaded some celebrity bitch's pics and jacked off to them. Then she said people looking at her pics was basically the same as rape, so I jacked off to them a lot more. So I basically raped some celebrity bitch. I don't remember her name and don't care. She wasn't that good.
>>768344529
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago.
>>768357986
yes he did he cucked me and I watched
>>768344529
I sniffed Kay Panabaker's used panties at a party.
got sucked off by katy perry five years ago, shit was cash
met lil dicky, said meek was a dick
>>768361334
>>sfw story
>>768344529
Bump
>>768351296
My Kisrti Lovett story was 100% real. But hey, you do you.
>>768358287
You should have actually cummed inside of her, then you could have been a father.
Shoe0nhead knows what my dick tastes like
>>768346525
shit the most i ever got was just a phone call when my mom worked catering at her birthday last year
>>768363314
Is your dick armored and skeptical?
>>768363314
and she went back to skeptic? your dick must be pathetically underwhelming, what a joke!
>>768364618
or black
Fuck it, I’ll bite.
I fucked Carey Mulligan at a house party in 2004. We had just been at some rave at Brixton Academy and then went back to a mutual friends house. We had spent about 3 hours chatting and smoking. She had just got done filming her first big film. Then when people started passing out I made a move.
Very good fuck. Didn’t use a condom and she sucked my dick without being prompted. Odd shaped tits I seem to remember. I think she was only 19. She was no stranger to fucking randoms though. After I remember asking if she was on the pill and she said something like “of course. I always end up hooking up with someone after a rave, and who can be fucked with condoms when you’re smashed”
Proper slut. I saw her again about a month later. Wanted to fuck again but she was seeing someone
>>768365283
Well done mate.
I have no idea who she is but just binged her, shes a damn fine decent looker that one.
>>768365642
Just did a quick search and it was Pride and Prejudice she had just filmed. Also, her hair looked EXACTLY like this.
She wasn't famous back then, but I fucked the girl who would later be known as IJustine back in either 2001 or 02.
She was a nice fuck, and I remember her tits being stupendous. My friends and I laughed when her first video went viral.
>>768365932
>Also, her hair looked EXACTLY like this
Bullshit. There's no spunk in her hair in this picture. ;-)
>>768346525
we call those leggings too
>>768366160
That’s because it’s all up her cunt!!
;)
>>768365971
What about her back?
>>768366802
Her ass was nice and smooth. I remember squeezing it as she giggled.
Back before she became famous on One Tree Hill, I hooked up with Sophia Bush a couple of times.
>>768344529
I once licked out Emma Watson's pussy in a changing room
>>768348397
I wonder who else she's fucking lol.
>>768344529
does dating someone before they're famous count?
>>768344529
I saw a few Victoria secret models nude at a fashion show once. It was like God himself blew the curtain open just enough to catch of glimpse of tiddies and ass. Had a 10/10 boner
>>768367215
Yes. Yes sir it does.
Please contribute.
>>768367215
Pics or it didn't happen
I fucked this cunt before she moved to Hollywood to try and be an actress. She hasn't made it yet but she might later on. Does that count?
>>768347305
You post this in every thread
>>768347305
>there was no toilet paper left on the club we met at
do you usually wipe your ass with your dick?
>>768366983
No you didn’t.
>>768367633
You would too if you titty fucked Jessica nigiri not really a celeb but I left a skid mark on her chest because there was no toilet paper left on the club we met at. She seemed oddly ok with it if she noticed at all.
>>768368180
I don't know why you don't post this about someone actually attractive
>>768349133
Underrated post
>>768349178
nice pasta
>>768354802
ahh, the weinstein era.
>>768344529
I heard a story on the radio the other day where Cher was Slash’s Nanny (from Guns N’ Roses fame) apparently when he was in his teens he saw her nude/getting changed in the bathroom
Through the crack of the door. Kind of a weird story but it was straight from his mouth - so look it up.
>>768354863
How did you meet her
>>768345482
>>768345029
>>768344769
who even are these people?
>>768368794
why would Cher be working as a nanny?
>>768344529
>wtf? bugged price!!?
>>768348397
Have you ever noticed that the right one is like a 3rd bigger. If not, good luck trying to erase the memory now.
>>768369245
Alison Brie you mongloid.
>>768348037
I see you're a man of culture
>>768346770
those things are disgusting.
>>768369682
sorry. I stopped caring about celebrities a long time ago. I never understand why amerifags go crazy for these people.
>>768370071
lol you're so cool man. try talking to the japanese.
>>768370071
theres a difference between caring about celebrities and watching a good series like "community". if you had any taste you'd at least recognize her.
>>768370071
>stopped caring about celebrities
>who even are these people?
fuckin kek
>>768369322
Not working just a famous person looking after some kid for some reason. Dunno, look it up. Story came straight from Slash
>>768369322
Here’s another one for you though... Slash walked in on a David Bowie fucking his mum.
>>768367615
No. Also she looks like she's 4'11.
>>768357669
He’s not crusading calling someone a crusader he was just telling a story, fuck off.
wouldn't say celebrity, but was fucking local newscaster here in Louisville - she was a divorced mom, blonde, that loved to fuck, very surreal seeing her on TV knowing I had just fucked her few day agos
fucked a dancer in Portland that used to be in porn, well worth it, great fuck
>>768372609
Her initials CC?
>>768373705
yup..fuck her too? or were you at the party?
