THE LORE OF ALICE 3D
/b/ has been putting up with Korean Alice now for 7 years. How much do we even know about this highly autistic apartment meal preparer?
Do we even know if she's a girl?
>>768334500
Alice is so cute!
Alice is sweet. I like her.
Excuse you, I'd s-say that making a thread about m-me is far more autistic than anything I've done.
she's nice
>>768334612
All you do is make threads about you.
I'd fuck him
>>768334612
Considering I've seen you on 4chan ever since you invaded /a/ back in April 2011 with your autistic speech patterns and posting of Alice pics, you're probably right.
Doesn't make your autism any less autistic, though.
>>768334500
probably has extreme autism, works at a fast food restaurant, gets welfare benefits.
>>768334500
Near monthly reminder that Alice is actually trans. He is pretending to be female, even chopped his dick off, and has various more mental problems on top of it.
He is supported by lonely idiots, some of whom actually believe he is female because he never never actually admits to it and refuses to prove it. He is also supported by other trans people and he, in turns, encourages them to chop their dick off.
He pretended to be a psychologist for a while, and lied about many other things including getting into a fire with her flesh almost melting off.
>>768334565
Faggot
>>768334583
>Her
Faggot
>>768334675
>she
Faggot
>>768334718
T-that's sad. In a l-lot of ways.
https://www.strawpoll.me/15681161/
>>768334612
>>768334761
Prove Alice is trans
nnn
alice-fags please follow this example
When are you gonna stream again alice?
>>768334798
M
>>768334751
Meh. I think he she it is mostly harmless. People really have a hair across their asses about those threads though. At least it's OC
H
gotta admit i love the shitstorm she, he, it, kicks up.
>>768334761
keked. don't care if pasta.
>>768334761
You obviously haven't seen "those" pictures yet if you think Alice is male
Don't mind me just horny. Maybe ill pull out my hand puppets
>>768334500
It doesn't matter if Alice if trans. It's OC, cool, and if your problem is that she's trans, then you're the one being a faggot about it
>>768334928
>oc
>uses an already existent character as avatar and a very cloning circle jerk persona
sure dude
>>768335022
holy crap is that a nipple peering out from her bra???
>>768335022
>not posting the pic of "her" face
any guy with hrt can look like that
>>768334500
>https://imgur.com/a/R2K4w2c
Thank me later!
>>768334500
In my 12 years of coming here, Alice threads fill me with more rage than black dick threads and awful bait threads.
This person is a fucking spastic, and people that allow it and encourage it are equally as retarded.
>>768334868
N-next week. I t-took vacation days at w-work.
>>768334973
>
we have enough cancer, please don't spread it
>>768335068
Compare it to this pic, and judge for yourself.
>>768334500
not likely
>>768335166
>bra moves up in that pic
>nipple is pressing against top of bra, becoming more defined
NANI?
>>768334799
at least he was nice enough to help with the mess
>>768335022
>>768335166
thats a man if I ever saw one
>>768335124
Glad t-to hear it.
>>768335265
clearly you never have
>>768335143
not sure if b8 or newfag
>>768335176
Wow it looks like some dark succubus feeding on the cum of 4chan's /b/tards
>>768335166
If i had to complain about anything.. dick. no dick.. whatever.. it would be that she, he, it, doesn't dress like this every. fucking. time.
>>768335022
>>768335068
>>768335166
It's a shadow.
>>768335260
>>768335247
>>768335239
>>768335226
>>768335213
>>768335197
>>768335154
>>768335143
Just what breed of autist are you?
those tiddies aint real
>Alice spamming cat pics hoping people don't post more pics of her
Holy crap you do realize we'll just make another thread when you've made this one hit the image limit, right?
We're getting to the bottom of this Alice 3D mystery RIGHT NOW
>>768335022
AHAHAHA
That's the body of someone that has been taking estrogen since they were a teenage.
>>768335068
>Her
>>768335346
that's Alice obviously. or one of
>her
orbiters
CONSPIRACY THEORY
The "real" Alice 3D left 4chan in mid-2012 while a fan who liked Alice took over her spot
>>768335337
It only w-works in summer!
>/b/tards refuse to believe there’s a female attention whore actually posting here
You guys never been at Russian 2ch
Girls are real, although I’m not sure
Alice, post nip slip, I love you
>>768335400
There was a whole website about it at one point. Alice had it taken down.
>>768335400
N-not me dear. I d-don't care enough
>>768335459
>>768335422
>>768335400
STOP SAYING MY WAIFU IS A MAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>768335422
S-sorry, I was born female
>>768335459
P-pretty sure it's Nevada
>>768334500
https://discordapp.com/invite/YwWKVsY
>>768335546
N-no thank you! That w-was very embarrassing!
>>768335541
I'd like to see you in a one-piece swimsuit.
>>768335550
Is there a waybackmachine website archive of the website?
Surely there's a place somewhere with information about who is playing this character.
>>768335600
What's Reimu doing in this picture? Please clarify.
>>768335600
uh huh
>>768335527
What are the grounds for your theory? I'd like to hear it.
>>768335747
'tis a dude
think i figured it out!
>>768334500
The white knight crew surrounding her on her streams are cancer
>>768335677
I'll s-see if I can find a good one....
>>768335813
Nope.
>>768335886
then she's female
>>768335851
man confirmed
theres a pic of his face somewhere I think
>>768335600
You avoid the question. Do you or do you not have XY chromosomes?
All M2'F' believe they were born female when they were not.
>>768335747
There's an archive I think. Just google some of his screen names and it should pop up. I think it was called alicelied or something.
>>768334612
implying you are him
>>768335851
wowee
>>768335886
Why not?
>>768335941
I am a b-biological female. No Y, only X.
>>768335960
I am d-dear.
>>768335274
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>see someone shopping in supermarket
>body kinda looks like that one 2hu poster on /b/
>whatever, don't care
>2 days later, come to /b/ and see that 2hu poster with a thread using the exact same ingredients that were in her shopping card
Uh oh
>>768336014
>I am a b-biological female. No Y, only X.
>I am d-dear.
>people keep saying "oh there's a pic of Alice's face floating around"
>nobody ever posts it
>>768335550
I remember seeing it once, after some anon posted the link. Basically about >her being a fraud etc. if I recall correctly.
>>768336014
W-why do you p-p-pretend to be me ?
>>768336014
>I am a b-biological female. No Y, only X.
honey you are Y only.
>>768336126
I love Okuu.
>>768335851
I made this so they'd notice me. :)
>>768336145
alice never double stutters try again
>>768336132
Someone who remembers that site needs to post a link to an archived version of it somewhere because without evidence it's all just a bunch of hot air
>>768336218
the real alice does
>>768336132
>>768336221
I'll see if I can find it again. Most of the links on it are dead.
>>768336185
0Y d-doesn't tend to be viable.
Alright, I'm going to post my newest cosplay and get out of here. You all can feel free to discuss me all you like, but it won't change reality.
I'm female. I'm not doing this for attention. And I'm not leaving.
Enjoy your butthurt.
>>768336267
no she doesn't
>>768336221
Don't get your hopes up, there was just a bunch of speculation and hot air on the blog too.
>>768336338
>she
>>768336294
>post schoolgirl skirt
>don't do skirt flip showing panties
What was even the point then
>>768336132
>>768336221
Here's part of it
https://alicelied.blogspot.ca/p/testimonials.html
I don't know why the guy took the rest down.
>>768336267
>>768336218
>>768336145
And now these fucks arguing over their stutter. i cant. lbl my sides are already flying past mars...
>>768336294
post more pics like this
>>768336390
bookmarked
>>768336335
>>768336294
This is so cute. Please remember the people that love you outnumber those miserable souls that persist with the tiresome nonsense.
>>768336294
Remember Alice, the burden of proof is on the prosecutor. Ignore the haters. I hope you find a nice one-piece swimsuit.
>>768336294
You can take as many hormones as you want but it wont make you anymore female. Your shoulders are part of your bonestructure and can't be changed by hormones. You were a dude, you are a dude and you'll always be a dude my dear.
>pic is alice before shaving
>>768336294
>I-im f-female
Said the obviously trans man. Keep telling yourself that, any the other homosexuals you call supporters. Maybe one of them will buy it or maybe they just have a fetish for the mentally ill and go along with it.
>>768336493
> the people that love you outnumber those
n-no thats w-wrong!
>Alice supporters spamming the thread as fast as they can
Holy crap
>>768336523
idk man.. that chick has broad fucking shoulders tho.. kinda fucking up your theory there aren't ya?
>>768336294
C-cute!
>>768336520
You fucking idiot. The prosecutors have to "prove it beyond a reasonable doubt".
The burden of proof is not a legal claim, it's used to for debate. He made the original claim that he was female. He alone has to prove it. Responding to the claim and asking for proof doesn't count as a claim that needs to be proved.
>>768336637
implying he didn't already cut his dick off
:I
remember flame or shitpost him in his thread, don't spread this cancer k thx
>>768336294
>And I'm not leaving.
Thanks. It's good having you here. <4
>>768336754
oh so you're saying that's a dude that cute his dick off.. k
NEW THREAD:
>>768336863
>>768336863
o crap new thread: >>768336863
>>768336390
Thanks anon. Interesting stuff.
OP, more archives here
https://archive.fo/M4cGo
>>768336474
MOVE OVER:
>>768336863
>>768336863
>>768336523
you realize her shoulders aren't that big right? It's just a perspective problem?
>>768336532
prove she is male
>>768336615
this is nevada, it's quite obvious
>>768336637
but she doesn't
>>768336670
no, YOU made the claim SHE IS MALE. Back it up.
>>768334500
>7 years
Has this avatar fag really been here that long?
I usually just hide avatar posting, but I don't recall seeing her for longer than a year or two ago
>>768337139
yep
>>768337099
Where? Provide evidence
>>768336294
Even if everything else you say is true, you ARE doing it for attention.
There is literally no other possible reason to do what you do other than for attention.
"Im just expressing myself through cooking and food etc".
Self expression is by definition a cry for attention.
"I just want to show people how to cook"
Well first of all there are much better sources than yourself on the internet. Next, you could easily do exactly what you do without the autistic typed stutter and character etc. thirdly you feeling as though you for some reason should be doing this or its your divine purpose or w.e. shows how egotistical & self centered you really are.
"I just want to make friends"
Worst of them all. This is also by definition wanting attention but its even worse than just that because the only "friends" you have on b are virgin incels who are horny. 13 y/o kids who are horny. And people who are trying to crack the fucking mystery. Or some mix of the 3.
Unless someone literally has a fucking gun to your head making you do this shit, the fact you post these at all for others to see makes it "for attention".
>>768334612
Please come back.
>>768337036
>thats not a penis, it's just perspective
>>768337099
YOU made the clame HE IS FEMALE. Back it up.
>>768334500
Who cares?
>>768335055
This.
>>768334761
How the fuck do you know all this shit?
>>768334500
Just some dumb faggot.
>>768337764
I looked into it a few years ago after hitting a nerve when I said that he was male and retards rushed to his defense. I only post the information now and then for anyone that is interested.
>>768334500
How about you faggots do something original and then I wouldn't need Alice? No, just going to bitch about how her OC is cluttering up your trap/cuck/whiteboi board?
Seriously, kys.
>>768334500
alice threads may be trash but it's the closest thing /b/'s had to original content in years.
>>768338318
>>768338421
Hello shills
Lots of orbiters in this thread. I didn't know Alice orbiters were competing directly with Ciara orbiters.
Sad!
>>768338612
so sad tbh
>>768334761
I believe it. I remember when he first started posting vocaroo links with the threads. Sounded straight up like male to female voice training, People said things and suddenly he started sounding like a real girl. Probably a software driven voice mod.
>>768338759
this
and the fact that alice goes ape shit when gender is mentioned.
you can post literally anything to try and derail the thread. but if you call 'her' a dude, this person becomes VERY defensive.
>>768339145
Ah I see. So I should just ignore it in the future. Good tip <4
>>768338759
what are you even talking about, no such thing exists
>>768339191
It was fun trolling the 'Ask a psychologist' threads though. Like asking an autistic person how to live a normal life.
>>768339191
prime example.
if you were female you wouldn't feel so insecure. such questions wouldn't even phase you
but thanks for proving our point even further.
how many other lies have you stuck to as well?
Yeah I saw a mooseknuckle.
>>768339218
lol, yes it does. I have a soundblaster Z sound card that gives me the option to sound like an old man in live chat. Technology can do some pretty crazy things.
femanon here alice is a male. no doubt. tries WAY too hard with the femine attitude. its really cringeworthy too
>>768339398
You still have that after you get your dick converted. Google bottom male to female surgery if you don't believe me.
>>768339398
Sure it wasn't frog-eye?
>>768335022
Check out the shoulder-to-waist ratio, clearly a male skeletal structure. The bones don't lie
>>768338759
I wish someone still had that recording so I could repost it in the threads
>>768339641
Yeah I noticed that too. Why is that? something to do with the way skin and the male body is structured down there? not sure how to put it into words. Like it's more defined down there than it is for women
>>768339689
I'm a guy. At one time I had the same shape as this Alice character, sans tits.
>>768334500
Just look up encyclopedia dramatica. I don’t need your shitty thread about this
>>768339854
You have something called a Mons pubis, I think it's latin for pubic mound. Anyway I bet that men still have it and so there's a mound of fat after they get their dick inverted, so to speak.
>>768339799
It's old enough to be plausibly deniable anyway. I don't really care what people believe. I just find the whole thing hilarious. Since I have the same body type, I could have done this shit and got orbiters. The world is a crazy place.
>>768335886
lmao there are actually people who think that body is female
how does a dress or bikini top blind some people so easily to male structure
>>768339854
>>768340132
Looks like it gets bigger from estrogen as well
"The size of the mons pubis varies with the level of hormone and body fat and tends to be larger for women"
>>768340164
I don't know, it's kinda like that trap shit over on /r9k/. He encourages the mentally ill to transition and pretends that he, as a psychologist, is treating them.
