I found this orange peel under my couch. Its probably been there for 6 months. There is a Dr. Pepper cap literally grown into it on the bottom. Trips decides what I do with it.
>>768333102
Take a bite out of it
Not a little bitch bite either faggot
Eat that bitch
>>768333102
Throw it away
>>768333102
>https://imgur.com/nf8wdWW
Thank me later!
>>768333102
Jerk off with it
>>768333102
Insert it into your anus
>>768333102
Put it inside your foreskin. Post pics.
>>768333467
what if op is kike
>>768333102
Pay a homeless man $50.00 to eat it
>>768333487
He can still pull up enough skin to engulf the orange
>>768333467
OP here, circumsized so no foreskin.
put it entirely in ass with proof
>>768333615
reroll
cook it and eat it
>>768333381
\reroll
>>768333645
again
Eat it
>>768333666
WINRAR
>>768333179
Rollin' for this. Big ole bite faggot.
>>768333666
.
WINNAR
>>768333102
I think you just created an organism new to science. Be a good dear and take care of it.
>>768333666
OP DELIVER WITH PROOF
>>768333693
Haha OP needs to provide proof.
>>768333666
>>768333381
WE GOT A WINNER IN THE HOUSE NIGGAS
>>768333666
OP here, fuck man two trips in a row and 666, can't argue with that. Give me like 10 minutes and ill be back.
Microwave it for 5 minutes. Post pics
>>768333777
WHAT THE FUCK
captard in the thread ?
>>768333777
Oh shit
>>768333102
Take a picture of it next to your dick and text it to your mom. Tell her it's for scale.
>>768333777
>>768333666
This thread is nuts. Include me in the screencap.
>>768333899
Fuckin newfag
>>768333777
OP again, its all moist and kind of getting mangled. It's almost getting juiced around my cock. The mold is kinda furry. Not sure I'll be able to cum but I'll give it my best shot.
>>768334030
post webm
>>768333381
>>768333666
you don't stop til you nut.
Take a dick pic with it to make it look like a growth and send it to your mum asking her if you should be worried.
>>768334030
u betta nut on that sunofabitch, or u'll neva get laid again!
>>768334030
The Dr pepper cap should give you the energy you need to keep going.
>>768334160
we already got a winner dude
Amazing
>>768334170
>u betta nut on that sunofabitch, or u'll neva get laid again!
in, I meant, in that sunofabitch, but yea, go nut IN it
>>768333777
Holy dewey
>>768334207
wats diz supposed 2 be?
>>768334193
Bonus round.
op give infos about the situation
Don't scrape your dick on the bottle cap OP
>>768334030
OP once more presenting a problem. It kinda fucking collapsed around my cock. Would it be OK if I just nutted on it? Pic related.
>>768334374
Bottlecap fell off.
-OP
>>768334501
lets roll again then ?
>>768334501
Take a strip of it and penetrate your asshole with it while jerking off
>>768334501
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>768334501
No, you faggot. We don't even have proof you jerked off with it. You have to deliver, OP
>>768334579
How is that proof he did it? He could've done that without it even touching his dick. OP needs to deliver
>>768334625
OP here, I mean tbf I probably still could jack with it if I squished it all down and reformed it. It's just that it would probably make it harder to jack with than it already is.
>>768334577
>https://imgur.com/a/R2K4w2c
Thank me later!
>>768334784
NO MORE EXCUSES YOU PANSY
>>768334784
Send video of what you already have
>>768334876
Die pedo
>>768334876
OP here. Get out of my thread faggot.
>>768334888
OK bitch fine I'll do it. My phone takes shitty video so none of that. There will be an image of me jacking with it (multiple possibly) and then I'll take it off and but on it. Is that fine?
>>768335044
that will do
>>768335044
*nut on it
Damn my that thumbs
-OP
>>768333666
Satan is fucking on fire,and fucking gross.
>>768335134
Op here. So you guys can nut too here's the porn album on imgur in using
https://imgur.com/a/bDJkj
>>768335321
Stop stalling
>>768335321
Difficult to stay hard
>>768335321
Just do it
>>768335517
Well done Anon my faith has been restored
>>768333102
Bro how the fuck did you not notice a piece of rotting fruit for 6 months? Check these trips tho i want to see that peel going in your mouth to moisten it up then I want you to bust a load with it.
would you look at that op aint a faggot
>>768335517
>hovering above the sink with a moldy orange peel around your dick
>>768335517
OP again. Using dirty paper plate to hold stuff to nut on. Its so moist, cold, and squishy im not gonna be able to cum with it on. See ya in a few.
>>768335517
today, op was a pretty cool guy
Fucking eat it
Finally, a fucking OP who delivers.
>>768335517
> this whole fucking thread right now
Use it as a fleshlight
>>768335917
OP here.
N U T
>>768335517
Put me in the screencap
>>768336596
now let it grow mushrooms and check back in 6 months
>>768336596
OP here. Image I nutted to
thats it i'm out
>>768333102
take off your pants,walk into nearest waffle house, throw at te first nigger you see
>>768336596
Bless u OP.
>>768336596
What a fucking legend, this wouldn’t be complete if you didn’t eat it now.
>>768336711
OP here. Sounds like a great one if there was a Waffle House within 50 miles of me and there wasn't already a winner and my delivery. Your a little late son
>>768336724
OP here. Not in the mood for both dick disease and stomach disease.
>>768336788
well, the next time u find an ancient artifact under the couch, keep us in mind, yes
>>768336654
and then you fap with it again
>>768336596
schway
>>768337038
>ancient artifact
I like where this is going
OP here commenting for the final time. I will be sure to talk to you guys next time I have a terrible idea. Have fun and all make sure to deliver when you are OP.
>>768333102
I'd post the screenshot collage, but the 4chan jews don't allow images over 2 MB
>>768337474
Put it on imgur or some shit
>>768333102
Try to make home made penicillin with it and then go catch gonorrhea and inject the penicillin to cure it. Take pictures of your experiments and results.
>>768335517
based
>>768336596
Now eat it.
>>768337799
Triple double
>>768337709
Holy hell
Nope, I'm done
well done OP. I am not disappoint
>>768333102
good work op
>>768337709
fucking based lol
>>768337709
GLORIOUS
