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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: prove you're 18 or older
>>768333015
I still kept my pogs.
Command and Conquer: Tiberium Sun
>>768333015
i drink every night to help me sleep, to excess
>>768333015
I made club penguin montages with an unregistered hyper cam and edited with movie maker between 2008-2010
I watch porn
Dabbing is for trendy faggots
I'm able to recognize my poor life choices, where they have gotten me, and am actively making better one's to improve myself
>>768333015
I don’t want vengeance against those who have rejected me.
Also
>19 years old
>super sheltered as a kid
>don’t get most childhood references
Front page ‘98
>>768333015
I jerked off to an underwear ad
>>768333015
>Roody poo.
>>768333015
I'm starting to enjoy watching Matlock
>>768333015
Im not a liberal.
>>768333015
I actually enjoy the taste of beer.
>>768334384
>implying this board isn't full of underage edgy conservatives
>>768333015
I don't argue politics on 4chan
The initial pokemon craze way back when is what got me into video games.
>>768333405
Damn
>>768334462
Whoa.
I made over $400,000 selling subprime mortgages in 05 and 06.
I spent every last cent.
>>768334434
> implying anyone under the age of 18 has enough life experience to be conservative and understand how they got there
Conservatism =/= le edgy alt right 'gas da joos' kekistanis
Haha
>>768333015
I know there are better races than others
Get off my lawn.
>>768334672
Why didn't you reinvest them and make more money?
Pools closed
>>768334678
All conservatism is edgy. Some kinds are just edgier than others.
I had an AOL account.
>>768334782
Noko
>>768334672
>I spent every last cent.
I've never understood this mentality. Money is points and you're supposed to have the most points not blow the points on all manner of things but accumulate points so you win because you have the most points.
I have 1.7 million points.
>>768333015
My first console was an Atari 5200
the neversoft intro that had the skater getting pulled into the sewer freaked me out when i was young.
Would go to prison if I fucked and underage girl and would get caught ....
.... in the US but Im from the great EU so I could without worrying but Im mature enough to not do this shit anymore
I downloaded Duke Nukem 3d on Netscape Navigator
>>768333015
Like bags of sand
>>768334807
> traditional values like working hard and having a family are edgy
Underage mocha latte sipping commie spotted
>>768334917
holy fucking throwback.
>>768335000
Oh you're the traditional kind. *tips fedora*
>>768334749
I saved a bit and kept a couple rental properties. Lost my ass in the 08 FC crisis though. Owned a fair bit of Lehman Brothers stock.
>>768333015
Well for one, I was having my 6th Birthday when 9/11 happened. And two? I was also around this shithole before /b/ became full of angry SJW Autist.
>>768334895
I only have 25,000 points. :(
>>768335193
Don’t use Autism as an insult, faggot
>>768334895
I never saw it that way. I'm getting, at most, 80 or 90 years on this rock, and none of us have any idea what if anything comes next.
I'm going to enjoy every second I can while I'm young enough to enjoy it. Money is just a means to access the pleasures of the flesh I desire.
>>768335069
> confuses traditional conservatism with le edgy alt right kekistanis
Ive already said one is not like the other. Can you not read or are you just retarded? What am I saying, its probably both.
>>768333015
I believe men walked on the moon, the earth is round, and Al-Qaeda did 9/11.
>>768335193
I was 23 on that day. Fuck off my lawn
>>768333015
ADULTS SUX! LONG LIVE TRIFORCE! how do i triforce again?
>>768335287
Kill urself
>>768335104
Good for you taking the risks anon.
I've never had 400K but I've been happy with the dull life of making money through salary and saving up for retirement. I make more than enough to sustain the quiet middle class lifestyle I like.
I know the difference between deep web and dark web.
>>768335332
And I've already said you're an edgelord either way. And a fedora tipping one, in your case.
>>768334908
a tad younger, my first console was a nes , actually I think it was the original Gameboy but eh whatevs. Still have Pokemon blue in my teal GB color , also been in new construction about 6 years and military before that. Till I got kicked out for underage drinking lel
>>768333015
Fallout 2... best game ever
>>768334236
Kids today will never know the struggle. I used my imagination back before the internet.
>>768335332
I was with you initially, but you're obviously just insecure. Read a damn book rural American.
>>768333015
I was up until 6am playing Super Mario Bros. the first Christmas that followed the original NES console's release
>>768333015
>turn down your lights
"IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE...."
>>768335623
You know the point of the thread is to prove you ARENT underage, right? What happened, did your moms new boyfriend vote Trump and refuse to pay for your hormone treatment?
Owned an apple lle computer with 5.25” floppy
>>768335569
That's where I am now. It's pretty good and I have a bunch of great memories and stories. Thankfully camera phones weren't really a thing back then.
>>768333015
teletubbies
For my best Christmas ever, I got a Millenium Falcon.
A Kenner one, not that trash you get now.
>>768335870
Im not even american, kek. What book do I have to read that conflates traditional values with Pepes, shadilay and 1488 alt right people? Sounds like a fucking retarded book.
>>768335822
Sears catalog. Woods porn if you were lucky
>>768335907
You're the one who seems so intent on getting the last word.
>>768333015
I remember this on the news
>>768336060
you need not address the fact you're not american. I kinda figured when I read your post 3 times and still get only half of what the fuck you are babbling about
>>768336151
And yet you still responded.
When I was 12 I carried my first computer, a ZX spectrum, home from Argos with the strapping cutting into my hands! Fucking loved that computer!
>>768336207
This was a weird fucking day, man.
>>768336207
me too. Watched it in 5th grade math class over and over and fucking over
>>768336318
Don't act like I'm the one dragging this out you obvious incel.
>>768336382
>incel
You failed this thread.
>>768336326
Yeah and everything was closed, I didn't understand why
>>768336349
Woke up to it cuz I lived in CA, I think it was on repeat on the news
>>768333015
Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay luigi?
>>768333015
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
>>768336473
I'm an adult still capable of adding to his vocabulary. Incel probably isn't "traditional" enough for the edgy man.
>>768336382
>>768336473
you are both underage. Period
>>768336287
Okay, ill break it down for you because clearly you have problems with comprehension
> I claim that traditional conservatism is not the same as alt right kekistani shit
> you tell me to 'read a damn book'
> I say id like to see the book that says traditional conservatism = edgy alt right kekistani shit
> I follow that up with 'id be a fucking stupid book' because anyone who has any knowledge of politics knows they arent the same
> this is apparently beyond your comprehension
Simple enough for you?
>>768333015
My '99 Silverado is half a decade younger than me.
>>768333015
I thought Halo CE would be the best graphics achievable
>>768336382
> he said, while still replying
Sounds like youre the triggered incel who cant let it go. I dont particularly care, im just finding your butthurt funny.
>>768336207
Shill your 911 shit somewhere else fag!!
>>768334319
Nice reference CandyAss
>>768336730
I don't care in the slighest. I just find your edge funny.
>>768336765
With jews, you lose
>>768335282
>Only 25,000 points
Here is your (you) faggot
>>768335816
>Fallout
I think you mean S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>768336964
I think you both mean Morrowind tbh.
My primary e-mail address is @msn. Had it since '96 and still works fine.
>>768337064
This checks out.
video games on the pc had cds and then a serial code to put in.
it would take half hour to load a flash game on dial up.
>>768334895
i have 12 points
>>768337064
It says over 18 not over 81
>>768333015
I want to fuck 16yo girls
>>768337064
How many unread emails do you have? I genuinely want to know.
>>768336621
lol I'm not the one that told you to read a book xD
>>768336810
The fact that you think values that were mainstream up until a few decades ago and are still widespread now are 'edgy' just shows how underage you are.
>>768337302
kek so true
>>768337465
And yet by using 'lol' and 'xD' youve proven youre a faggot, therefore opinion discarded.
>>768333015
I think about others more than what I used to.
Want me AOL email?
I bought a scratch-off yesterday
>>768337489
Kids with those "traditional" values were always the autists nobody cool would hang out with. Is that you? Or are you just a hillbilly faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9qvR2ih8C0
I remember all these
Dial up really wasn't that long ago
>>768337832
Downloading porn on dialup was really hard, but once you finally finished downloading something, you'd appreciate it way more than we appreciate our instant-loading encyclopedia or porn these days.
>>768334917
Same
>>768338142
of porn, rather
>>768337758
No, im married, have children and a very successful career. Just cus youre a kid doesnt mean I am.
>>768333015
The first vidya I ever played was the lion king on the sega
>>768338597
>No, im married, have children and a very successful career.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>768337374
I still use it nearly every day through Outlook desktop app so it's all clean, I assure you. Although I will say that I've had a few strange things happen since it's so old.
When Microsoft bought out Hotmail I had some forwarding issues at first since I refused to give up that e-mail handle. That happened before Windows XP came out.
And a few years ago when Hotmail was phased out for Outlook I had to call customer service because my e-mail wasn't working. After getting it resolved my inbox was flooded with several thousand old miss-categorized spam going back 15 plus years so that was interesting to sort through. Most notably I still had my confirmation e-mails for Steam beta back in '03 from Valve and Newgrounds from '99.
>>768338689
Whatever floats your boat fella. Not my fault you see the word conservative and throw an autistic fit about it based upon what you read on Huffington and Vice.
