Bill & Ted 3, people.
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Bill & Ted 3, people.
oh my fucking shit, please be real
>>768326330
Of course it’s real, where the fuck have you been?
>>768326202
The problem is it'll either be incredible or Dumb And Dumber Too/Zoolander 2 levels of shit and disappointment.
When they revive something that was once loved by the masses, it very rarely works out as they plan it.
I have a small bit of faith that it won't be an abortion of a movie, but if the past is anything to go by... it's likely to be awful.
Please don't be awful.
>>768326737
Try Ghostbusters bad.
Apparently, they're going for the "passing the torch to their teenage daughter" cliche.
So I'm guessing when Bill and Ted 4 comes out, it's actually going to be "Billie and Thea"
Another great 80s franchise doomed to bullshit diversity.
I hope it doesn't suck a bag of dicks
>>768327033
If it's Ghostbusters bad I will literally take hostages, nobody should have to go through that shit again.
Nobody.
what the fuck
>>768327148
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/79946
>"Also in the story Bill and Ted have teenage daughters - Ted’s is named Billie and Bill’s is named Thea. They play significant roles in the story as well.”
Keyword: Significant
>>768327322
nice article faggot
>>768326202
Didn't Bill get stabbed with a wooden stake?
>>768327552
That's the other movie he was in.
>>768327543
Thanks!
...fuck yr pic tho
>>768327543
They look like they could play Billie and Thea.
>>768327633
he was in something other than freaked?
>>768327770
Oh yeah, I love that movie. Okay his 3rd movie...
>>768326202
90s kid here, 'Bill & Ted' is gay
>>768326202
bill and ted 3 wouldn't work.
its funny because they're energetic naive teenagers.
if they're old it doesn't work the same. they arent equals anymore either because keanue is too well known
>>768327865
Then you're lying about being a 90's kid! What year were you born?
>>768327865
Speaking of "gay"...you think this will fly in today's #MeToo, SJW culture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkSFijFzw8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVXGC896Jdw
>>768327988
Lol, faag. This film is being made for the people who loved the originals, from that time, that cult following, fuck everyone else...faag.
>>768327552
>>768327633
>>768327770
>>768327828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDY-eXBTNcc
>>768327988
Also, wasnt Ted's father dating a girl they're age?
>>768328206
Not if it's true that their daughters are having a large part in the the film and Rufus is being replaced by a woman.
My guess is they'll want to show Bill and Ted as relics of their time struggling to cope with more "enlightened" times with the new, strong females being the wave of a better future.
Man this movie is overrated af 100% will suck
>>768328639
She graduated a year before Bill and Ted did.
Became Ted's Father's trophy wife after.
>>768327988
THIS SCENE IS PROBLEMATIC AND LITERALLY I CAN'T EVEN SWEETIE.
>>768328644
>the new, strong females being the wave of a better future.
according to who?
probably going to be scenes where they have trouble navigating their smart phones. a two hour long age joke.
>>768326202
Except that Ted is now named John Wick, and he kills Bill in the first scene. Hey, that would be a good name for a movie. Kill Bill & Ted's John Wick Chapter 3.
I should be a Producer like Harvey.
>>768329137
>according to who?
>My guess is
>guess
It's the typical theme of almost all modern takes on classic sci-fi now.
Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, etc.
Women taking the lead, diversity, identity politics.
Even Blade Runner, which was slammed by feminists still ends with two women being the most likely characters to save the replicants from the tyranny of (male) humanity.
It's going to be bad and tarnish the first 2.
>>768329863
>according to who?
>Women taking the lead, diversity, identity politics.
>the wave of a better future.
>better
>.....uh, no.....
>>768330297
It's happened in all of the series I mentioned, and a few others, like Ghostbusters, too.
It's not even a subtle message.
>>768330619
personally, i'm fearful of living in a world with more strong human beings.
>>768326737
Was zoolander 2 bad? I didn't see it.
>>768330619
>like Ghostbusters
>the wave of a better future
that's the case against the argument though. Ghostbusters failed for the very same reason you think will bring that "better future".
Even Marvel comics were bombing hard because of all the SJW writing.....they had to pull a "Crisis' just to get the titles back in line.
.....if anything these SJW agendas are a flash in the pan.....
Yeah, fringe groups are getting over exposed and will become counter-productive to their causes for diversity and 'equality'. Once the buck stops, ....then we'll return to the status quo.
>>768327033
They'll shoehorn a couple of nigs in there, maybe a Jew or two.
>>768326202
Holy fuck
>>768331056
You're confusing what I'm saying their message is vs what I actually believe, dipshit.
>>768331056
>https://imgur.com/a/R2K4w2c
Thank me later!
>>768331067
>They'll shoehorn a couple of nigs in there, maybe a Jew or two.
There were already nigs and jews in the first Ghostbusters movies, and they are the classics.
New Ghostbusters went all female cuz "YAY, GIRL POWER, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"......and that's why it sucked.
>>768331257
Not in Bill & Ted. Ghostbusters took place in NYC so kikes and jungle bunnies were expected.
>>768326330
It's real.
It's called "Bill & Ted Face The Music" and they travel through time with their daughters and Rufus' daughter is their guide.
>>768326202
Bill & Ted Face The Music
They travel through time with their daughters Willamina and Theodora with Rufus' daughter Georgina as their guide.
>>768327920
1999
>>768331671
So, you're really a late 00's early 10s kid, then.
>>768326202
I was excited until I saw the word "daughters". The only way I think this could be good is if the daughters are as aloof and goofy as their dads from the start, and not the typical distrustful bitches you see in all these sequels/spinoffs.
>>768331638
Fuck this planet if Rufus' daughter is played by Amy Schumer.
>>768331831
Fuck you. The 90s sucked anyway
