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Waifu Thread
>>768325686
>>768325686
can't wait
>>768325767
>>768325777
>>768325788
>>768325800
>>768325817
>>768325824
>mfw toasting in an epic bread
>>768325824
bookmarking this post for later
>>768325824
can't wait
>>768325992
So far I like it. Not what I was expecting but still pretty good
hello friends I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>768326462
hello friend!
Heyo cutes, I'm popping in for a bit. How are ya?
>>768326408
is this faggot anon?
>>768326491
Shizuru wanted me to show you this, don't ask me, ask him.
>>768326991
I am not sure what you mean.
>>768327108
I see! thank you. hello shizuru!
>>768325686
>Look at this, offers, guys!!
holy fuck this thread is still going? Been like over a year since I've seen a waifu thread.
Anyway pic related
>>768327108
i never understood that sentence until now. It could be reworded: Buffalo buffalo are buffaloing other Buffalo buffalo.
>>768327523
that would be using a passive voice and adding an unnecessary word, friend <3
>>768327442
You shouldn't use Erza to make that affirmation
>>768327873
Haruhi's yellow headband is so iconic
-nibbles a slice of last night's pine apple cake and squeaks happily- :3
Always.
G'morning everyone
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>>768328257
That outfit really fits her.
>>768328190
hello friend! have you been well?
>>768328221
good morning friend <3 are you in an Asian country? it is almost bedtime here.
>>768328257
hello mister Duke <3
>>768328050
Why do you do this
>>768328354
-is sleepy and tired. Is two things!-
>>768328332
It's a nice outfit
>>768328354
Hello
>>768328409
Duke of Scarfism
here
I claim Elise from Fire Emblem Fates
>>768328521
duke of niceism
>>768328514
oh no ;~; please try to sleep soon.
>>768328521
have you been well, friend?
>>768328726
>>768328778
hello Rory and Tomoko!
>>768329049
There's another Duke?
>>768329078
Hello lovebot
>>768329012
Long time no see
>>768329078
Hello
>>768329181
are you well today friend?
>>768329192
that looks very comfy!
>>768329192
surely you are ironic
>>768329221
Its been a day so far, in the hour Ive been up.
>>768329086
this one right here
>>768329221
Yeah she deserves some comf
>>768329242
I actually just woke up lol
>>768329271
I see! good morning <3 I hope it is a nice one.
>>768329560
you do as well! good morning <3
>>768329471
Duke of Saberism?
>>768329560
that's a coincendence I just started posting after a long day of doing nothing
how did you sleep?
>>768329608
Hello spudr
>>768329615
I hope so too
>>768329608
hiya spider babe
>>768329615
Nah. Its 5 in the afternoon.
>>768329688
How fun! Not very well. I woke up a lot. Camillia a cute
>>768329608
this is almost lewd ;~;
>>768329683
hello! what does this face mean?
>>768329815
this is almost lewd too ;~;
>>768329869
Only sometimes.
>>768329867
how come? light sleeper?
Elise a cuter!
>>768329919
I see! you and spider lewd one another, yes?
>>768329930
please do not ;~; I do not know why you are angry with me.
>>768329649
duke of cuteism
>>768329815
>https://imgur.com/a/R2K4w2c
Thank me later!
>>768329966
Yeah just all sorts of stuff kept waking me up. Well bunny outfits are nice
>>768330050
No, I try not to lewd. I have my actual lewds in a seperate folder.
>>768330139
I see! that is good, threads are not meant for lewd.
>>768330056
>>768330131
any plans today? maybe sleep in is smart? or a nap
Everything Elise wears is nice!
>>768330284
Its like 5 in the afternoon lol. Thats a nice outfit i like legs
>>768329815
Any plans for today?
>>768329867
Wachadoin?
>>768329869
Underboob shirts are her favorite
>>768330238
>https://imgur.com/a/R2K4w2c
Thank me later!
>>768330452
wait why did you sleep in so late? do you work a night job?
you better not be looking at my waifu with your lewd eyes!
>>768330386
I see! I will ignore you from now on. thank you <3
>>768330499
oh no ;~; that is not a good situation! gravity is going to work against that shirt.
Heyyy ban's lifted
>>768330499
Pathfinder
>>768330056
Nice one
>>768330873
im out
>>768331109
:)
wanna play tonight?
>>768331407
this counts
Camillia claimer or just posting whatever, because seeing who you're responding to you posted some other girls as well
Goodnight everyone.
Good evening everyone!
How was your day?
>>768331693
good night, CC! please sleep well <3
>>768331736
hello friend!
>>768331693
oyasumi
>>768331736
evening!
I did absolutely jack shit, what about you?
>>768331736
Hiya Maggie~
I'm okay, its early morning for me now but I'm doing good.
How about you?
>>768331506
nice one.
just posting different girls really :s
>>768331693
nini
>>768332068
I have plenty more!
why though? don't have a waifu?
>>768331407
I'm doing some Heroic Strikes tonight, or I would happily :(
*flies around the thread looking for someone to eat*
nom nom claimed
>>768331774
Hello anonchan!
>>768331868
Hey, a relaxing day at home is the best kind of day. You didn't do nothing, you rested your body for the next day ;)
Worked with my idiot boss so couldn't read at work. Saw a total of 20 people in 5 hrs and had to just stand there since "reading might detour a customer from coming in"...
Jebus my boss is moron...
>>768332046
Alright other than the above mentioned. About to try and get a couple chapters in before weeklies in WoW. Got any plans for today?
>>768332489
Good evening cutes
>>768332489
hello Shizuru <3
>>768332617
hello nomnom!
>>768332633
are you well, friend?
>>768332633
Oh dear I got told off for doing that too when it was super cold in the winter and we had around 4 customers in a day.
Well its late so nothing else for today. Just been thinking about DnD stuff and talking to people
>>768332704
hello loveanon do you have anything to eat
>>768332126
nice.
>found one more
i have one, i think
>>768332403
it's fine :)
I'm just gonna relax tonight. Hopefully you get good gear.
>>768332934
I do not ;~; what is in your kitchen? cooking is not hard! there is even a board for it here.
>>768332633
oh ofc the next day where I also do nothing ofc.
ha, well look at it this way you earned money for doing nothing.
>>768332943
oh I didnt have that yet, probably because camillia is super prominent in that one
who is it? don't keep me on edge like this!
>>768332633
Hello.
>>768332704
Hi Love. How're you?
>>768330877
Welcome back
>>768331693
G'night sleep tite
>>768331736
Just beginning
>>768333162
I am doing my best! thank you for buffalo earlier. how are you?
>>768333018
i dont know how to cook
>>768325686
>https://imgur.com/nf8wdWW
Thank me later!
>>768333492
It's never too late to learn little cute
>>768333492
oh no ;~; how do you eat then?
>>768330499
World of tanks!
>>768330578
I have a day off! Im looking but it isnt lewd!
>>768331736
mangos
>>768333669
but i enjoy my meat fresh and right off the bone
>>768333675
i inhale it!
>>768333154
you don't know me anyway :s
>>768333898
that is not what I meant! where does it come from? you should get food how you normally do instead of roleplaying being helpless here ;~;
>>768333898
>https://imgur.com/a/R2K4w2c
Thank me later!
>>768332704
No worse off than anyone else after an exhausting day with a boss that has nothing on their mind but the company and the store. But hey, I got the Final Jeopardy question AND the Wheel of fortune final puzzle, so it's not all bad.
How was your day?
>>768332842
Whats your fav class in DnD? I was a fan of the rogue but I lost my spreadsheets from 16 years ago...
>>768333154
That's alright. Doing nothing is still a great reason to do nothing :P
I guess, but $10/hr is barely enough to stand them. The longest they've gone without talking about the store in a conversation was 3 sentences. I don't even know their kids name, and I've worked there for 4 years...
>>768333162
How was your day? Did you go on a wild adventure?
>>768325686
>my first time... when see a glitch. I like it.
>>768334172
Me too.
>>768333203
>buffalo
Huh? I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm ok. Tired though. Slept a whole bunch today.
>>768334155
Not in the slightest. Only just woke up. How about you?
>>768334034
Cute
>>768334155
I see. please rest soon <3
>>768334300
someone showed me a picture about buffalo earlier and said that you wanted to show it to me!
>>768334034
Lotsa spaghetti
>>768333979
im always hungry no matter what, im a growing girl!
>>768334034
youre gonna eat that?
>>768334103
uh thanks?
>>768334363
I've said no such thing.
>>768334437
I see. enjoy roleplaying <3
>>768334441
I see! it may have been a joke. I think it was by shitpostva?
>>768334172
>https://imgur.com/a/R2K4w2c
Thank me later!
>>768333754
any plans?
im watching you
>>768333965
huh? i just want to know who your waifu is
>>768334155
true, wish i could be a professional neet
jeez thats borinh holy, maybe start talking about your books, worst case scenario they'll leave you alone
>>768334537
okay fine i really am hungry though : (
>>768334537
Ah. He and i are not very friendly.
>>768332943
Sounds like a good idea
>>768334801
I see! there are many people that do not seem to get along.
>>768334537
>https://imgur.com/a/R2K4w2c
Thank me later!
>>768334894
I don't get along with a lot of people. Such is the nature of being a dick head. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>768335050
you have always been nice to me, Shizuru <3
>>768334617
fair enough
>>768334818
yup. much needed too
>>768335121
Rough week?
>>768335101
Well sure. I'm nice to nice people. In fact, i generally just reflect to people how they behave. Not really on purpose, just kind of how i am.
>>768333183
Thanks, got me some ice cream
how are you tonight?
>>768335121
Oh akame ga kill was great, loved that
Could it be we talked before, I used to hang out here a bit before these were moved to /trash/ then stopped posting for a LONG while
I remember an akame
Also why don't you just post her?
>>768335227
I see! I wish that people were not mean to one another.
>>768334300
Had to work. Won't rant on about it but if you're curious check out my previous 2 posts. Now just reading a chapter before weeklies in WoW.
>>768334363
I'll try, if I ever get tired enough. I can't just decide to sleep. I have to be completely exhausted to the point of passing out before I can attempt to sleep else I toss and turn forever. It's a curse... but thank you!
>>768334617
Professional neet sounds interesting, just a shame I don't have the finances to back it up :P
Sadly, I have tried that. Unless it's about the store they shrug it off like I said nothing and go back into their "the store is life" mode.
Luckily, lately they've been hiding in the back doing who-knows-what (probably sleeping) so I have gotten to mess on my phone.
>>768335198
yeah :(
>>768335308
could be, i have a bad memory..
>>768335231
Morning actually, just having my coffee then probably walk the dog or something
>>768335444
I think I'd be really good as a professional mattress tester, or couch sitter
Are you sure you're not part of a Truman show or something and your store owner is a robot?
>Probably sleeping
I think you mean recharging their batteries
Well who cares what they're doing as long as you got free reign I suppose
>>768335606
Oh I'm sorry, well nice to meet you (again) :)
Why did you not post akame before though? She's cute
>>768335444
I was just hoping that you rest someday soon ;~;
>>768335751
Do you live in australia or something?
>>768335807
it's ok. two more months and things should slow down
>>768335896
hi :)
i did before
>>768336117
I do
You talking shit cuh?
>>768336117
Just somewhere above it
>>768336254
In this thread?
Am I retarded.
Regardless of that, how's your day been
>>768335121
Onee-chan
>>768335723
pee you that thing stinks
>>768336495
Fuck off sono
>>768336265
hello elfpire
>>768336472
not in this current one.
maybe :o
it's been tough. it's over now though
>>768336495
kurome
>>768336254
In the summer? Seems like a weird time
>>768336503
sorry this was meant for
>>768335606
>>768336265
donut loli~
>>768336675
Hi friend
>>768336737
Anon
>>768336675
I knew it, you're lying to me!
What's wrong? Or what was wrong I suppose
>>768336675
Eat, Onee-chan
>>768336699
Thankies.
>>768335896
Ha those would be great jobs, mine would be professional proofreader. Now only if they were hiring...
No joke, when that movie first came out I actually thought I was in a show like that. Of course didn't help that when I saw it in theaters, the projection crashed for like 10 min and thought to myself, "Maybe I wasn't supposed to see this and know the truth...".
>>768335965
Every time I sit in my chair and get on the computer, I rest and relax. Now that I've found these threads, it helps me relax a little more.
>>768336899
I see! that is good. I am glad you are resting <3
>>768336842
gib donut plz
>>768336899
I always feel so silly when I think to myself I want a job like that, it's so childish yet at the same time I really want it
Isn't that movie pretty old? Or did they do a reshowing or something?
What if it was a plan all along to make the show more interesting and make you self aware
>>768334617
The new world of tanks mode is actually fun. You wont see anything
>>768336699
yes
>>768336723
yeah. Spring is the roughest.
also i have a couple weeks off in july/august
>>768336735
huh?
>>768336842
how have you been?
>>768336854
how u.u
nothing in particular, just struggling at work
>>768336858
i'm full already, just downed a bag of chips :s
>>768332617
This one huh? Have fun.
>>768337018
Too late, ate them all
>>768337294
Ive been alright I guess, just bored alot, how about you?
>>768337294
you heard me, I said your waifu was piggu shittu
>>768337322
hello Rem! are you well?
>>768337502
Is your room hot?
>>768336959
Thanks.
How was your day? You never said :P
>>768337228
Having a dream is never childish. Never following that dream is childish.
I saw it release day in 1998 as it was close to my birthday. Jeeze, was that really 20 years ago...
>>768337322
Hey Rem.
>>768337647
I'm doing my best today <3
>>768337237
What is it?
The game never really did it for me
Yeah I better not
>>768337294
What kind of job do you do?
>>768337724
An all tier 8 battle mode so its neat. Yeah its not for everyone. Promise
>>768337647
I mean, it's a pretty unrealistic dream, just wanting to not do anything except sleep and game all your life
>Tfw that's my birth year
How's it going old timer?
>>768337849
Oh I have no idea what that means lol
>>768337502
situation hasn't changed.
what did you recently get bored of?
>>768337504
-_
>>768337724
i work at a hardware store. It's not too big so i have a lot of things to do.
Claiming.
>>768337975
Uh its a higher level game mode with 30v30 on a much larger map with one team pushing and the other defending
>>768337559
Nope!
>>768337647
Hello Maggie.
>>768338070
Valiball!
>>768338144
I see ;~; what is wrong, Rem?
>>768338192
Dragon builder!
>>768338070
Good to see you again!
>>768337589
Nope, we turned on the AC last week, it's pretty nice now
>>768338067
Everything really, vidya just can't seem to hold my attention like it used to
-returns and squeaks happily!-
>>768337698
Hey, doing the best you can is never a bad thing!
>>768337975
It's not unrealistic, it just goes against the social norm of work, procreate, debt. Fight the man!
Well I was 10 when it came out so get off my lawn. MEEEEEEEHHHH~!
>>768338144
Hows the thumb feelin?
>>768338340
What did you have for dinner?
>>768338372
stop squeaking.
>>768338302
Hello, cute eyes.
How have ya been? Still busy with life?
>>768338272
I started painting ghosts on it
>>768338067
Oh, that must be fun a small hardware store, idk why but that sounds cozy for some reason
Was it a busy day today?
>>768338102
Oh wow, 30v30 sounds insane
I bet you'd need a pretty strong PC to run that
That actually sounds dope though
>>768338397
It's pretty unrealistic lmao, but thanks for believing in me, another person I can let down
Oh you're not that old, my brother is older he's 31. I'm not going anywhere
>>768338587
Doing okay I guess? Not sure if I don't have much to do or just forgetting to do something
>>768335389
It's an inevitability of human interaction. Nothing would get done if everyone was nice.
>>768337294
I applied for vacation in August for the new WoW expansion
>>768338783
I wish that was not the case ;~;
>>768338624
Spooky.
Have you finished building it, then?
>>768338768
Hmm, sounds about right. So, gonna have a relaxing weekend, for change?
>>768338735
I know, it was a joke :P
>>768338735
I think you only need an alright one but you can really dumb it down if you want
>>768339020
Kinda im still leaving bits off to make the rest of it easier to paint and all that
>>768338340
i know.. it's the same for me right now
>>768338735
well it's not that small now that i think about it, it's just that we're really short on staff..
it's usually alright, but it's extremely busy this time of the year and we're receiving way more stock than what we can handle
>>768338909
that's great, i hope you will enjoy it to the fullest
>>768338428
Nothing
>>768339174
Meh, I wanna just sit and play games all with friends, but everybody is always busy
I'm gonna call it a night, thanks for chatting
>>768339133
Oof ouch, well have a good day
>>768339166
It's probably like league and stuff, optimized for potatoes
>>768339174
Oh that's bad, well it only means you're more valuable than ever. Just look at it from a positive side
Good luck, hope to catch you later
Also found this
>>768339414
good night friend <3
>>768339390
+lick
>>768339414
hmmm
Goodnight
