ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / FETISHES / ETC
share god damn u!
I still jerk off to my ex’s pics I enjoy knowing I fucked her
bmp
I sucked a dick in kindergarten
I'm not even gay
>>768314613
did teacher give u a gold star?
>>768314724
She did
Tricked my gf and mom into fucking 3 black co workers of mine
>>768315035
a stunning victory
I wasted my time on this picture
>>768313505
Not this shit again. I'd rather a dubs thread.
i hooked up with my first cousin a year ago and still fantasize about it all the time
my gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy
>>768315280
yes we know she did ffs
>>768313505
i know who was phone
>>768315326
been here all summer?
>>768315035
Story?
>>768313505
I need to FINALLY get this off my chest. Alright here goes. I've been lurking/monitoring these 'secret sharing' threads for over 8 years and never posted. They were first started as a way to troll and get private info from newfags. If you get into the mind of /b/ at the time the idea of this thread is fucking retarded so they were full of trolls mostly.
I monitor the threads looking out for illegal activity. I will NOT share my methods or my job title because I want to catch more of you idiots but my efforts have led to 17 arrests. Not much in the grand scheme of things, especially lately with this faggot thread being posted daily. I haven't been able to catch EVERY SINGLE thread for the past year or so because /b/ LOVES these attentionwhoring threads. But you could be next in jail you pedo, animal abusing. raping, trafficking, bank frauding, faggots.
me 22m , my exgirlfriends step-dad and i used to jerk each other and share pictures of our girls.. no homo though
>>768315605
I AM who was phone
jews. that is all.
I regularly masturbate to pics on my ex and her sister. I like to fantasize about tying them both up and having them clit to clit so I can rub my dick in between and cum in between their stomachs. The though of sodomizing and inseminating them in front of each other is a major turn on too. I'd want them to enjoy it but to also be embarrassed.
pic is an unrelated snapchat ho i follow
bmp
When I was 17 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend and were then fuck buddies for qiute a while
lost my virginity to a prostitute at 17.
Prostitution in my country is completely decriminalised with regulated/safe brothels.
There was a higher end brothel that I eventually would visit pretty much weekly, sometimes more. I don’t feel bad about it and nobody suspected a thing.
Recently moved to a country that doesn’t allow brothels, however private escort services ok. Not as comfortable with this scene so will probably not delve into it too much.
ask me anything.
>>768315687
Here's your (You)
End of senior year a bunch of us planned a camping party for a whole weekend after graduation. Just about everyone showed up and we were set for a blast, lots of alcohol, weed, Molly you name it we had it. Night comes and a few of us stay up and continue to drink and smoke after most have gone to bed. Buddy is passed out in his chair drooling on himself, his girl in the chair next to him is nodding in and out of consciousness. I’ve always lusted after his girl she’s tall, blonde, and had double e boobs. She mutters something about needing to pee and walks off into the woods. About ten minutes after that my buddy crawls to his tent, gets in then sticks his out and throws up outside the tent before going back in and passing out. Twenty more minutes go by and I’m the only one left out but I noticed my buddies girl never came back so I went to look for her. I found her passed out face down ass up. She had been peeing and passed out while peeing and fell face first into her piss. I went to pick her up and as I bent to get her I could see straight up her skirt, she had her panties down still and I was looking at her glorious shaved pussy. Dick was rock hard instantly and I spent 30 sec that felt like forever deciding if I should go for it or not. I touched a finger to her pussy and she didn’t move I took this as a sign unzipped my jeans and jammed my cock in her. Plan was to go slow but the moment my dick went in I pumped on pure instinct. When I knew I was gonna cum I just said fuck it and came in her. Fireworks and electricity shot out my dick. I pulled her panties up and carried back to her tent. I hoped they both would assume they fucked. Next morning everyone was all smiles and good times. Weekend went great and I never got caught.
>>768316896
Thanks. A real person almost vocalized a 'hello' in my general direction last week but i'll take what I can get, a (you) will do just fine
>>768317081
Prepare your anus. You better reread what you just wrote because there are exactly two pieces of information that will get you caught. By me. Sorry to say your life as you know it is over
bump
I’ve become addicted to posting my gfs nudes. But I’m worried it’s going to ruin her life.
>>768317922
Let's see her ass
i straight up play with my gf's doodoo to nut
One of my best friends fucked a chick he knew I was into and then essentially bragged about it to me.
I'm already planning my revenge but it'll be awhile before it comes to fruition.
>>768317837
Statue of limitations has run out. But hey whatever makes you feel better.
>>768318267
Hot, do you have any shots with her panties moved to the side?
>>768318491
Not yet
I am a child molestor.
>>768318545
Any with her cunt exposed?
I am a lesbian and my gf is staying in a airbnb with her best friend that is also a girl what do i do?
She says that it doesnt matter about gender and that she would sleep with other people and not have (sex) but im not buying it what do i do mates?
>>768318662
She's hot, have you ever spanked that ass before?
>>768318856
Yeah, I’m not huge into causing her pain but I have spanked her before mildly
>>768318853
Step 1: Stop being a dyke
>>768318908
You made me laugh
>>768315035
> tricked
>>768318899
>>768318912
Which is the real one?
Show her tits
>>768318853
Enjoy the knowledge that you are the “man” in the relationship and are now a cuck.
>>768315035
That's pretty damn tricky of you.
>>768318997
I’ll wait for the “real one” (I am the real one but I’d like to see what he comes up with)
>>768315177
Checked
>>768318853
>I am a lesbian
How is it that you don't know the rules?
Choose one:
A) Tits
B) GTFO
>>768318960
>>768319176
Seconded. Lesbian titties
Why would a lesbian show boys her tits?
You mofos are backwards.
>>768317837
Shut up, faggot.
>>768319481
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
>>768318288
> statue
It's statute.
>>768319481
Bullshit lady you are on /b/, you prefaced your comment with I’m a lesbian to let all the boys know your a girl. You know the rules.
>>768319481
Why would she care if she did?
I she was a real lesbian she would be totally fine with it
>>768319601
That’s bullshit walker dude mark it 8
>>768319603
It’s still expired
>>768318853
You post your tits or gtfo
>>768319661
How do you know?
I fantasize about my sister in law when I'm with my wife.
>>768313505
I wasn't racist until going to pol, now I'm afraid to tell my opinion to my non racist parents
I am honestly contemplating offering my friend a thousand dollars for an hour of sex so I can have her and not let my wife know,
>>768317922
What do you like about it?
>>768320053
The idea of other guys jerking to my girl just gets me off to know they want her and I have her
>>768319907
I fantasize about my wife when I'm with my sister in law
>>768320147
So you going to post the pics of just jerk off to the idea?
>>768320147
I'd like to see her
Having an affair with sister in law. Get off on going to family parties and interacting with her family. She has a lot of brothers.
>>768315035
Why not trick your mom into fucking you?
Also, story?
I occasionally beat it to beastiality
>>768320443
> Newfag
>>768320293
Sorta but not quite. I post the photos and get off to the comments and the photo
Been on hrt for a few years, almost indistinguishable from a bio woman. Give head and hj to strangers (well tinder dates) all the time but only fucked a couple guys. Never really tell the tinder/ bj guys im trans. Gave head to one of my regular guys once and hhe was on xbox talkign to a friend and he's just like mad talking shit about gay guys, they were reminiscing about a time they beat the shit out of a gay guy at a party cause he hit on one of them.
snapchatting him that night and send a few dirtys and make sure you can see myy bulge then show him my dick, with my face oin photo and was like "guess whose the fag now?" and said he should have his friend kick his ass.
>>768313505
keep posting this in hopes it destroys her relationship with bf (he's a pedo) and she leaves him and becomes isolated to the point she comes crawling back to me.
Sometimes when I’m in a public bathroom I’ll shit on the rim of the toilet and then close the toilet seat, squishing the shit everywhere. Then I’ll sit in the adjacent stall, and laugh incredibly loudly when the next person who goes in discovers my excrement plastered all over the seat. I have fallen so low that this is one of my top ways of amusing myself.
> Let a relative girl touch me in the early 00's
> Injected hard drugs into veins for 5 years
> Take off jailbait's clothes with my eyes/brain and I work with customers
> Want to be looked at as I look at girls
> Once fucked ex gf (during time gf) while sleeping after heavy drinking
> Dressed as a girl with full makeup with buttplug in my town and masturbated as publicicly I could without anyone noticed but still at a risk, the higher risk the more turned on I got
> Let an ex gf dress me up as a girl and sex outside, once again as public as possible and avoid notice
> Burned down a huge farm
> Stole insane amount of stuff incl computer parts from school
>>768321132
My man
Almost double teamed the gf
My best friend and I got our dick sucked and both came on her tits.
She was hella drunk and wearing some lingerie. Good times
Too bad it didn't happened again after
I post my bare ass on this board occasionally
bnmp
>>768321744
prove it
>>768320538
I'm ready to comment
>>768322273
What do you want
>>768314165
I do this and used to do this a lot. Then I started fucking my ex a lot. That works too.
>>768322483
What would you like to show me?
>>768322483
Her tits and face so i can imagine her blowing me
>>768321279
>had a 3some with an ex and her best guy friend
>i suggested 3some
>told me she'd allow a 3some of her, another girl and me if we did a 2 guy and her 3some first
>okay, fuck it, as long as the other girl in my 3some was her bestie (girl was 13/10) and she agreed
>told me she isn't attracted to any of my friends, wanted a random, made a tinder account and advertised it
>she didn't approve of any of them
>hit up her guy bestie, like "bro, i cant fuck her friend til we have a 3some, she wants to do it with a guy that she trusts and you're the only guy she trusts" you down?
>dude was exstatic
>word
>bring it up to her, she's reluctant "that'd be like fucking my brother" etc
>convince her
>dude comes over one night, we all get fucked, vodka, coke, molly
>i fuck her for a bit, he watches, tries to get head, she refuses
>i move to her mouth, he tries to eat her out, she says no
>he starts fucking her and is all sensual at first, tries kissing her neck, is like caressing her back and being super gentle/romantic
>she starts getting less into it, is like no lets stop
>dude then hatefucks her hard af, like i've never seen so much anger in someone's eyes as he's fucking her and spanking/choking her, pulling her hair
>could tell dude was tired of being in the friendzone lol
>wasn't even mad, thought of all the girls i was friendzoned by in like hs and shit, and how i'd do exactly what he's doing
>says he wants to cum on her face, she says no and im let's change positions
>now she's on her back and i like look at him and motion for him to cum on her face
>that moment would make this dude's fucking life, i was willing to take one for the all the dude friendzoned
>dude's about to cum and i move her mouth onto my dick
>he moves toward her face, then i pull her head off me and he nuts on her face
>she tries to say something during it, prolly "wtf no" and ends up getting cum in her mouth
>freaks out, runs out of the room
>she was pretty pissed about the whole thing
>>768322991
>never got my 3some but it was worth it
>set my icloud in her phone so when she gets a text, i get it too
>her friends were hoes and would send her nudes like "you think he'll like this" and "what do you think agbout this one, etc"
>so just got mad nudes of all her friends. Hell i still get some texts even today. some of them are her friends asking her opinion on dick pics but the friends nudes outweigh the dick pics so
>worth it.
>>768322991
Degenerate
>>768323307
I would put her on her knees right there in the bathroom and make her stare up at me innocently like that while i throttled her mouth.
Got any with her mouth open?
>>768323307
I would abuse that face with my dick
>>768315035
"tricked"
I let my nephew shower with me and my gf
everything i ever wrote on here is a lie thats my damn secret nothing is real
>>768323307
I would bend her over the counter and take her in the rear
>>768313505
Fucked around with a fwb's daughter a few times.
She would give her half an Ambian before I would come over so that we could actually enjoy our fuck sessions.
After we were done she would take two and pass the fuck out herself.
Only took a few months before I couldn't resist the temptation anymore and began letting myself into the girls room once mom's was down for the count.
I would edge while messing with her daughter until I was dripping precum then head back to her mom and blast her unconscious pussy again before going to sleep myself. Shit was cash for about a year and a half until she wanted more than fwb.. Couldn't do it.
uncensored version of this thread
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/768313505/#q768319917
>>768316233
Any pic?
> be me, 14
> sister be 17
> great relationship with her. nothing weird though. just good bro/sis relationship
> parents go a vacation without us for a week
> sister spends most the first day laying out by the pool
> topless, bikini bottom pulled up her crack
> she would flip to her back from time to time but hold a towel up giving no clear view of her tits
> creeper me spying on her from the house
> wakes up next day sun burned AF
> me watching TV she walks out in bra and short loose shorts and bright red skin
> being in her underwear isnt so shocking. the whole fam would walk to and from bathroom like that
> this would be the first time it was for so long and so out in the open
> she grabs Aloe from frig. Having a pool we always had it on hand
> shes rubbing herself down in the kitchen
> eventually asks me to do the spots she cannot reach
> bra strap hurting her back as i'm rubbing aloe on it
> she asks me to unhook it. covers boobs with her hands as i finish rubbing it on her back
> she thanks me and says she needs to be naked and is going to hang out in her room
> i go back to watching tv. she comes out maybe an hour later with hand bra and panties this time
> asks me put aloe on her back and her legs this time because it hurts to bend down
> this repeats a few times. on the 4th or 5th time she is super frustrated and uncomfortable
> tv room has a big ceiling fan blow cold air down and she likes the air on her skin
> she looks at me and says I am going to take my hands off my boobs because it hurts to much. can you handle that?
cont.
my mom's car tried to friend me in the back of her fonger
>>768325096
pleaso do
Got any more like this?
>>768325096
Wow
>>768325296
>>768325430
Ar these supposed to be the same girl?
>>768325096
please
>>768324520
KYS, pedo
>should've waited until 18
>i did stuff with 18yo niece, well not blood but legal relation
>sister's husband's daughter
>first met when she was like 10, didnt see again until hs graduation
>family had a celebration party, buncha mormons,
>told me how much she liked my harley, i snuck her booze all day and night
>comes into guest room when i was getting ready for bed in her panties and bra
>gave me a solid hj and put her mouth on for cumshot
>ate it and told me it tasted better than her bf
>all that pineapple juice in my caibou lou's
>said she wanted to do it again next day
>ended up satying with some slut i met on tinder
>morning after, get back to sister's and she comes into the guest bedroom
>get on knees and starts blowing me, then gets up and bends over bed, pulls her pj's down and pulls panties down, tells me to fuck her
>getting ready to penetrate, her mom yells her name, girl didn't do her chores
>pulls her clothes on
>was busy all day
>hour or so before i have to leave, she comes in and wants to fuck
>gives me head, sits on my dick and rides me for 15 min, came inside her
>left and went home
>few months later, posts on fb that she's preggo, her and her bf are super excited
>could be mine
>dont care
>>768325478
I guess the hair matches
>>768325296
>>768325430
Anyone got any more of this slut?
The OsirisRex sample return mission has been compromised
>>768325096
> i played it cool AF saying whatever. she drops her hands and holy fuck they were glorious
> she wants more aloe so I am rubbing it on her back. full hard on. if she ever noticed it she never indicated that she did
> as i am rubbing i get more brave and go to her sides and on her stomach a bit
> she gets turns around with arms out and says go ahead
> i do her front half carefully dancing around her beautiful tits. when id get close to them she would say something like easy big guy. we would laugh
> she then comments that her ass is sun burned as well. she says im not talking my underwear off but can you do my cheeks and i will do the front side
> happy to of course. she pulls her panties back and I slip my hands down and rub the aloe in. she turns away from and rubs some in down the front side
> this happens a few more times. im dancing around her tits. finally she says just go ahead and rub the aloe on my boobs. instant double diamond hardon as soon as i touched them. rub the aloe in softly for longer than needed. she says okay thats enough.
> this goes on rest of day. we go to bed. i jack it 3 or 4 times that night. good stuff
> next morning she is miserable from not sleeping. almost crying. she comes out topless and hands me the aloe and says i dont even care anymore and takes her panties off
> I proceed to cover her with aloe. get first look of pussy, kinda. could not really see much but to my virgin eyes it was heaven
> we get a hold of our parents and tell them the situation. they send a family friend over to check on my sister
> sis has been 100% naked from that point on. the family friend is about to show up so my sister throws a bathrobe on.
> Moms friend takes sister into her room to see the sunburn
> comes out and tells her to drink more water than she thinks possible and keep using the aloe
> tells me to help her with areas she cannot reach. I say no problem
> friend leaves and sis drops the robe
cont
>>768325955
Am lurking
>>768325509
fuck off normie
>>768325955
keep going ma man
>>768325955
wish I had a sis like that
>>768325430
I would use that whore and leave her broken
>>768325955
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
:D
>>768321029
pathetic
>>768326683
Roastie confirmed
I wanna put it in my cousin. Kinda slipped up tonight and told her she has nice tits and she replied "thanks...cousin" think I need to back off
>>768325955
> next 3 days i dont think she ever wore any clothes
> as the days past we got more and more comfortable with the situation
> she would be able to lay down without much pain so i would rub her back side down and then she would flip over and i would do the front
> at this point i would massively grope her tits. she never objected. i would only stop because i felt it was going on to long
> id move to another part of her body and then back to the boobies
> when doing her legs I would start at the feet and work up. towards the last few days she would be laying on her back
> as i moved up her legs she would part them enough that i would get a clear view of the pinkest thing i had ever seen
> the first time I saw it full on i said be right back
> i went into the bathroom and rubbed my dick for about 30 seconds before blowing
> go back out and continue rubbing her down
> at this point we are maybe 5 days after sunburn and 2 days away from parents getting home
> now she is wearing light clothes. like a puppy dog i would ask her if she needed aloe
> she would be like I think i am okay. horny as 14 me would be like you probably should have some though
> she says fine and sits in front of me fully clothed. my heart is broken. i lift the back of her shirt and start rubbing the aloe in
> she says would it be easier if i just take my shirt off? of course i agree that's the best was to go about things. she says my bottom half is okay though. no problem
> usual routine. LOTS of time playing with her boobs
> in hindsight over the last two days she didnt really need the aloe. i've told myself it was her thank you to me
cont
>>768326982
Just go get her drunk, then get her alone
>>768317922
I would paper-bag you gf and fuck her hard
I've had sex with my step sister who is super fat like 300+ pounds I'd say.
She's 6 years older than me. She's always been huge. When I was 20 , she told me she is a virgin. Told her I've only had sex 2 times which was in my senior year. She kind of forced herself on me a little and I just let it happen. Was a thing for like 3 years until I move away from home and got married. She's tried to make some moves onto me when I've been back in town to visit family but luckily been able to not have that escalate.
>>768313505
Missus Pezzuto makes good cookies.
>>768327122
sorry to say this story doesnt end in she sucked me off or we fucked like bunnies. up until minutes before our parents got home she let me rub aloe all over her top half with extra attention on her tits. before the parents got there she said to me that it was probably best we not mention her being naked in front of me. she also asked that i never tell my friends about it because it would be embarrassing to her. up to this day, with the exception of all you fuckers i've never told this story.
we are both in our 30's now. families of our own. this experience did not have a negative impact on our relation. we are still really close and nothing like that ever happened again. we have our inside joke about sunburns. one time our families were vacationing together and she got a little to much sun. not bad. just a touch. she is relaying this to everyone over dinner. i say, want me to grab some aloe? we bust up laughing. everyone else thinks we are crazy. we crack those kind of jokes ever since.
while we never had any physical contact like that again she has always been fond of flashing me her boobs.
The End
sorry it was so long...
>>768327122
Do go on...
I have a fetish of imagining people I know that are related to each other as being incestuous
>sisters
>>768327130
I've definitely considered it. After all this time I still can't tell if she's into me and denying it or I'm reading her completely wrong
>>768327654
no worries bud, I liked it.
I'm always jealous of people who had a little wincest. I have beautiful sisters but was too much of a tard to even try.
>>768327896
>left and right are twins, middle is their little sister
>>768327948
or they are decent people... probably the latter
>>768327896
good fetish
>>768327948
It is strange because I dont want to fuck my sister but whenever I am having trouble cumming all i need to do is think about fucking her and game over.
>>768327313
even being your sister doesn't make it ok to harpoon the whale
>>768313505
>Look at this, offers, guys!!
>>768327943
Yeah well if you get her a little drunk her self-inhibitions will drop and if you get her alone she won't be worried about other people finding out.
Got any pics of her?
i have an insane sex drive and it's hard not to cheat on my significant other at times
>>768328250
people keep spamming this manhattan signature shit.
has anyone searched it? im afraid to. If it's like the whole "blue waffle" shit from years ago, im chill.
but dont wanna google it and it be cheese pizza and suddenly im fbi swatted
>>768313505
My fetishes
lost my virginity when i was about 9 or 10, no good story or anything literally just fucked some friend when she was over. a few month i did it again with another girl, since then have havent touched another puss now 19
>>768328243
noice
>>768325509
you forgot to say how old you were, hopefully at least 30
>>768328246
If the dragon wants to be slayed, you slay it
>>768328393
It's just watches
>>768328393
i looked it up once on google and couldn't find a thing
>>768328246
I don't think it's exactly ideal in the first place to be having sex with your step sister regardless of any other factors.
It's 2018 m8. People who have poor self control are going to get fat in the developed world.
>>768313505
I kinda believe this world only exists in my head
I got to second base with my step sister and I can stop thinking about it, I want more next time
>>768325509
>she gave birth and it was stillborn which is unfortunate but
>>768328440
You're right and wrong. I'm 29 now, was 23 at the time. Luckily at the time my duty station was camp pendleton and it was just a scenic ride to sf. Now i'm in NC and it's a damn good travel to go and visit them. I'm still friends with her on SC and she post alot of snap stories of her and her friends at clubs and one time she was in this super short club dress and I replied to it and was like "damn girl, easy access" and she sent me back a wink, then later on sent me a snap vid of her in the bathroom and she was facing the mirror and lifted the dress like an inch and it showed her panties and her caption was "easy access".
That was a few months ago
>>768328393
It's meant to get a lot of people to search something, that is what is funny. It gets the Google searchers way up. But you may find I think 0$ watches with 30$ shipping.
When I was 15 I gave oral sex to a 9yo girl several times
>>768313505
>https://imgur.com/a/R2K4w2c
Thank me later!
>>768329763
greentext pls
I need to know if the girl was somehow messed up for what you did or not
>>768322167
>>768329910
cant grntxt right now. but no, she wasnt messed up at all. it was 100% consensual, she really enjoyed it. The only thing she was worried about was other people finding out and made me promise not to tell anyone.
>>768313505
When I was a young girl, from around 11 to 13, I used to let my uncle molest me. I would sit in his lap and rub my ass against his crotch. I kind of had a little crush on him and I liked all the attention he gave me.
While I knew full well what was going on and that it was totally wrong, I was normally a very well behaved girl and I felt a kind of thrill in doing something so bad. I actually enjoyed him tickling me so I would squirm more and when he smelt my hair and kissed my neck and told me I was the prettiest girl in the world. Sometimes he'd teach me "proper kissing" but we never really went further. He was also quite rich so he used to buy me presents and take me for lunch in expensive restaurants so I wasn't about to complain.
It only went further than that one time, I was staying at his house because my parents were on vacation, not long before my 14th birthday. We had played our usual little "game" but he was quite drunk and obviously wanted more, I kept telling him it wasn't a good idea but he slapped me in the face and told me to stop being such a little tease, then he held me down and roughly fucked me up the ass. Afterwards I ran into the bathroom, locked the door and cried, I sat in the shower for nearly an hour because I felt so flithy. Even though he was really apologetic the next day we were obviously never the same again.
I've never told anyone about all this because I partly blame myself for letting things go so far and don't really see any point in ruining his life and career over something I played quite a part in.
>>768330380
how did it start?
how did it end?
>>768330477
Tits and timestamp
>>768315687
lol
>>768320628
kys trans
>>768321132
good to know
>>768330526
>https://imgur.com/a/j0P9fUp
Thank me later!
bisexual secret here
>be me mid 20s bi anon
>black gay couple at gym , pretty hot
>tell them I'm bi , find common ground
>start hanging out etc
>one of them we are pretty tight
>he starts confiding personal stuff
>complains about his husband to me
>seems like he is just venting , okay with me
>things start to escalate
>one night calls me
>had huge argument with husband
>asks if he can chill at my house
>tell him sure no problem
>he vents the whole time
>not even sure how but we end up making out
>he pulls out his cock
>he's fucking huge , living up to the :myth"
>suck him off till he cums in my mouth
>we cuddle/fall asleep together
>next morning , can feel the regret
>begs me to keep this a secret
>we continue to fuck over time
>things get kind of crazy
>basically fucks his frustration out on me
>start roleplaying some intense stuff
>mostly some borderline racist stuff
>things like "you like my nigga dick"
Eventually they ended up breaking up. Me and the guy ended up dating for a while but basically ended up realizing he was a great to hang out with and fuck but living with him just doesn't work. Don't think the guy's former husband knew he was cheating with me.
>>768330643
It's a pasta dumbass
>>768313505
I'm a 29 year old teacher. My gf is 16, but I told everyone she is 19. Sometimes I take her to my classroom after school and fuck her on the desk.
i hired 4 QT college girls today
i only did it to up my chances of getting laid this summer
>>768331092
i sincerely hope this isnt true
>>768316712
Green text?
i have a dragon dildo hidden in my dorm room
>>768331159
>https://imgur.com/a/j0P9fUp
Thank me later!
>>768331337
she's not my student or anything, but I kinda fantasize about that.
>>768331957
though isnt that illegal none the less? doesnt sound like a good idea to anon over here
definitely always wait until 18 play it safe dont catch a case
When i was 16 i babysit for a family and had sexual relationship with the father. He will often give me money i guess to keep my mouth shut.....it was not like i will go tell my girlfriends that i fuck 40y old guy..i was super horny at the time
Used to fuck my gf's little sister
>we were 22, gf was a nurse, had an apt and lil sis lived there
>parents went and lived at their vacation home in AZ, after lil sis's graduation, sold old house
>sis, 18, moved in with my gf
>gf was a nurse, worked nights, id go over to her apt round 6 pm, we'd hang and fuck then she'd leave for would around 830
>sis's room was next to ours, during said fucking, sis would bang on the wall cause we were loud
>most of the time, i'd leave after and go to my apt cause i worked in the morning
>sometimes, i'd stay the night and chill with gf when i was getting ready for work
>one time, we fucked but gf had to end it befor i came so she could go to work
>remember having blue balls af and still having boner
>walked out into kitchen in bball shorts, boner af
>sis was in kitchen making a sandwich, asked her to make me one
>told me she wanted a favor in return
>"what?"
>stop fucking so loud when I'm trying to study
>"no guarantees"
>was drunk a the time, asked if she wanted to be as loud as her sister
>"ha" then finished her sandwich and went to her room
>I made my food and went to gf's room, ate it, was still horny so started jacking off
>gf's bed was a squeaker
>knock on door
>"come in"
>still got dick in hand
>sis is like "dude, jesus, can you not be quiet for 5 fucking min?"
>Ask if she wants to help
>she declines and leaves
>couple days later, gf left for work, im in her bed around the time i go to sleep and I hear sis's bed squeaking
>crack open door, she's naked, rubbing her pussy
>watching the blanket move side to side as she's masturbating
>rip the blanket off and she opens her eyes liek "wtf"
>see full, shaved pussy
>im naked, she can see my hard dick
>>768332142
>tell her i wanna fuck her
>she closes her legs, ponders for a bit, then opens em and is like "do it then"
>we 69 and she sucks way better than her sister
>also pussy is practically gushing juice
>tell her i want her face down, ass up
>fuck her for like 30 min
>ask her where she wants my cum
>tells me her mouth
>move up and try to cum on her face but she grabs it and shoves her mouth on it and finishes me
>been 3 months and we never fucked again and neither i, nor her, told my gf.
>>768317837
Your already caught john and posing as any type of law enforcement is illegal and will get you jail time, enjoy!
>>768332061
I think in most of europe west and east 16 is legal if its mutual and there is no violence or forcing involved.
>>768332380
exactly right my good sir
>>768332380
yeah, I'm from Europe and her parents accept it, but of course they dont know I make her wear school uniform and fuck her at my classroom.
>>768315159
Kek
my best friend raped my girlfriend one day while she was drunk and this kinda fucked up my self-esteem
>>768332744
how did that happen?
>>768331092
>>768331337
>>768331957
>>768332061
>23f, when I was a senior in hs, i was half a credit from not graduating. skipped too many days and my teacher said he'd fail me.
>I didn't want to not graduate and told him that if i didn't pass his class, i'd not be able to graduate
>he basically told me to fuck off
>he was older, his wife came in one day cause he forgot his lunch and she was a giant cunt to him, like they had to go out into the hall to fight
>I told him something like "look, i get that you're sexually lacked cause your wife doesn't fuck you but you don't have to be an ass to me just cause you wanna fuck me", "i need to pass this class", im not gonna go to summer school and im not gonna be in your class next year as a retard who couldn't graduate.
>he was just like wide eyed, dumbfounded
>i sat on his lap and he tried to push me off but I just kept grinding on his lap and told him that i'd do anything to pass this class
>he was really reluctant, up until the point where i pulled down his pants, he was just saying "im not going to do this. this is wrong, this is so wrong"
>once i had his dick out i just told him that i'd give him head better than his wife ever could, though she probably never did
>gave him head for a while then pulled down my shorts and pulled my thong to the side and rode him
>he was about to cum and i pulled off of him and he came on my back.
>i pulled my shirt over it and said I expected a passing grade
>moments later, another teacher opened the door and walked in, literally seconds after i got dressed and he pulled his pants back on
>the other teacher was like "what's going on?"
>i was like well, mr stanton was just showing me what i answerred wrong on the test
>and i left, not entirely sure whether the teacher saw the cum stains on my shirt but i know i graduated
>>768333136
He was my best friend and she was my girlfriend, he was my best friend and I had a huge amount of trust for the dude also he was/still is not very successful with girls as he is kind of an incel.
So one day gf tells me she's at a party at his house they drink, she goes to sleep, he takes advantage of drunk gf and rapes her.
>>768334078
Not to be a dick buddy, but it sounds like she cheated on you with your best bud...
>>768334234
no shit sherlock
i have been anon texting my wife's ex boyfriend trying to get him to contact her
>>768313505
>ITT: SHARE YOUR RETARDED OPINIONS
I'm so full of retarded opinions that I'm suspected of an extra chromosome.
- White guys are mostly into Asian girls because they can trade up 2-3 points on the looks scale
- Ozone is valid medicine if done correctly
- Jogging is shit exercise
- Fuck soccer, krotty, and piano. sign your kids up for public speaking classes
- the AIDS epidemic was gay men killing gay men in the pursuit of a quicker orgasm
- WW2 was Britain & France's choice. they wanted to stay the power players in western Europe
- Stop aggrandizing soldiers: thanking them, giving them seats in 1st class, discounts, etc. doing so just encourages young guys to join up and get themselves killed.
- transgender come in 2 types
1. Autogynophilia (sissification) fetishists
2. Gay men who'd rather relate to other men as women
- "only" 4 or 5 million Jews died in teh Holocaust
- rhythmic gymnastics should be taken out of the olympics
- Sparta was a loathsome state and shouldn't be lionized
>>768334734
yeah I know that's what makes it so fucked idk what to think gf it's always talking about how traumatizing it was and was legit depressed for a year and had to go to a psychologist.
Either that's great commitment or something fuzzy happened.
Also my friend was always a creep who will steal nudes and lust over girls who he'll never fuck so it's not so out of character.
The only thing that fucks me up it's he did it to me. I loved that dude with all my heart (no homo) and he stabbed my back.
>>768313505
i tasted my cum today
>>768315687
Fuck off fag
>>768335781
yeah man, that shit sucks! Did your friend ever get the repercussions
I cant wait till we have a race war so I can kill people.
I'm stringing along an ex with nudes for money to pay off my credit card debt. I would fuck him but now I'm married and pregnant. We used to be long distance and he still lives several states away. So far he's sent me $15k. I have to make up a fight in a month or two before my belly is too big for nudes. I actually like him and feel like shit for using him. Btw, he's also married and used to cheat on his wife with me. Ama.
>>768313505
One time a few years ago my crush asked me if I wanted to rest my head on her lap, and I responded with "That'd be weird." My autism still astounds me to this day, why even live.
I'm 41. I'm a fat fag. no one wants me. no friends, no partner. haven't had a date in 13 years. the only person in my life is my mom. she's the only one who loves me or ever will, and even then, I know I'm a huge disappointment. I'm trying to survive until she dies. the day after she dies, I'm going to walk into my place of employment and blow my brains out in front of everyone. everyone ridicules me at work and this is my plan to show them what they've done to me.
>>768336130
Not legally as it turns out rape it's one of the most difficult crimes to prove, either you have DNA or it's a word against word case.
But I'm working on something.
>>768336808
couldn't you just record him, make it easy...
>>768313505
He still doesn't know who she took that video for.
>>768336808
or kill him
>>768336808
or rape him
>>768336310
You're a piece of shit and I hope your baby grows up to know of your shitty and slutty past. Fuck you, Skank. No way you racked up $15k in credit card debt, so obviously you're using that as an excuse because of what a fucked up dumb cunt you know you are, but sit in secret lying to yourself to make everything feel better.
Grow the fuck up and stop fucking up other peoples' lives just because you don't know where yours is going.
>>768337110
amen
>>768337110
shut the fuck up you whiny fuckin bitch
and butt the fuck out of other people's lives
>god, you're such a fuckin faggot
>>768337110
Are you ok?
>>768336225
never happen, and you'd be the first casualty
>>768336714
calm down man. Just try losing some weight and force yourself to do things (like socialize with random people) more along the process. Your confidence will grow.
You don't need to worry about expectations of others (in relation to you being a "disappointment") because nothing fucking matter except your happiness if life. If you are giving that power to other humans, you are robbing yourself of your potential REGARDLESS OF YOUR CURRENT STATE.
Your life is your actions. If you don't make a change for yourself in what you do in your every day life (quit your fucking job if its that bad m8), then maybe you should just continue with your plan. I'm just hear to offer advice as someone that counsels celebrities on life coaching. Take it or leave it, bud... but your life is in your hands. Work towards the future, don't focus on the present or the past.
>>768336310
So...do you explain to the kid that he has congenital herpes, or do you just let it figure it out on its own?
>>768337276
People have secrets, but some are objectively from a societal standpoint downright disgusting. Gotta agree and say this guy is right man. I don't think it has anything to do with him messing with someones' life. It's just kinda what a shitty person would do
>>768331159
You won't.
>>768331092
because your dick is too small for an adult
>>768337483
I have no future, honestly. I have such an empty life but I'm too ashamed of myself and my body to ever socialize. I have a huge amount of social anxiety. but no one wants to know me anyway. I am actually looking forward to suicide. it will be nice to not hurt anymore.
I fap to my sister and have collected a bunch of her photos. Including wins. Drop a kik and ill show you.
I post her on B sometimes
>>768337299
No, because I'm pissed that some people on this earth are this scummy.
>autismfaghere
>>768330477
You can't consent at 11
You were molested you dumb bitch, face reality and come to terms with your abuse and stop being a fuckin psychotic cum dumpster because of it.
From the age of 10-12 my sister and I used to 69 together and piss on each in the bath and shower for fun.
>>768321029
I don't even care if he is a pedo, I just want you to slash your wrists.
>>768337772
lolz, straight up
>>768337699
Hope you feel better soon.
>>768335241
I agree with all of this
>>768320046
Your wife's gonna find out because you're too stupid to pull it off without fuckin up somehow.
>>768337671
This is the OP of that first comment. You shouldn't feel like you have to resort to that, but you should also stop doing this type of shit if it drives you to that point of social anxiety, depression, and insecurity. Just try making shit happen for yourself, even if that means going out and talking to a stranger at a fucking starbucks.
It's going to fucking suck, as someone who has had that anxiety many times to the point where I was almost evicted because I couldnt leave the house to go to work because of my fear, but you just have to force yourself to do something uncomfortable every day. You'll get there slowly. Pay yourself the time you deserve to work on what's dragging you down.
Other than that, please for the love of god don't use your downfalls to pull other people down. Fuck. That shit is fucked up and I stick to my original post, but you need to work on yourself. I don't hate you, but I heavily disagree and am offended by your actions as to how you let yourself reach that point of self hate to spread that to the rest of the world. Just focus on you. Tell your fucking husband what's happening. Use the people around you, but ultimately YOU need to make the change.
>asshole out
>>768337035
>>768337063
>>768337089
I don't have the desire or the time to take this dude to court and although I still have feels for his bitch ass I'm just going to keep living my life as it is and let my success be his downfall also I'm lifting and going to MMA classes in case I see him one day I can break his ass no sweat while screaming in a very deep voice "why would you have to do something like that buddy?"
>>768321029
Lmao she's fat and UGLY AS FUCK. Seriously dude... like 2/10 without exaggeration.
You must either be a fatfag or insecure as fuck with yourself in order to create a photo like this in hopes it actually does a single fucking thing.
Lose some weight, If that isn't applicable, move the fuck on past that ugly whore lol
>>768338131
yes! I like that revenge. very noice
>>768313505
I used to cut myself because dealing with the aftermath and not bleeding out made me let go of the self hating thoughts I had at the time. I don’t hide my scars anymore, working out and getting strong has made me happy again.
with some slow grooming,patience and money managed to turn neighbors youngest and shy daughter into my submissive fucktoy
>>768317081
good work lieutenant, nice to know we've got a /b/rother in the field who knows how to get shit done
>>768338031
I don't have anyone around me. no husband. all I've ever wanted was someone to love me but no one does. I'm constantly in suicide mode. I just wish I'd die in my sleep so I don't have to kill myself. but I will.
I got cum stains on my wall without a single clue how to get them off
I really don't like niggers.
>>768320046
>honey where did 1000 dollars go from our account
>I paid ashley for se...curity services?
>>768338327
do tell, tips on how to?
>>768319917
If you're racist, it's because you're a fuckin idiot.
Racism can't be real because dominance is, if you feign your hatred for whoever, it's either some tribal shit to promote, defend, or support you and yours, OR you're manipulating others into believing your shit so they follow suite in order to establish tight knit relationships you can control and meld to your liking.
If you really believe that shit, then you're just a sheep with a bigger sheep's cock in your ass waving a middle finger...hoof....whatever the fuck at all the other animals.
Basically, it's like politics; nobody actually believes these cocksuckers and anything they say because the entirety of their career is focused on them getting paid. But for every couple hundred who see that, there's thousands upon thousands like you who buy right into all of it a show support and dedication for your side in hopes you'll be rewarded for your devotion.
>fuckin mental midget
>>768338491
paint over them or put a mirror or some shit in front of it
>>768319907
Your wife fantasizes about you dying so she can have a peaceful life with the chump change you'll leave behind.
>>768338367
Well shit. Take my advice to heart or not. You need to work on yourself and learn to love yourself. I'm out of here.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if you have a single person in your life. If you want to make yourself happy, you are in control. Everyone else is just a variable that can easily be counteracted with an action that provides you a sense of fulfillment towards your goals for happiness. Pick your ass up and figure out what you want from life. After that, work towards it every day.
Also, dubs ensures you actually do this. if not, it's up to you
>>768319481
because free will?
My hobby is shoving bigger and bigger toys up my butt.
I can't talk to people about my hobbies and life because I spend 99% of my time out of work looking at porn, browsing new sex toys, tieing myself up, and shoving things up my butt.
>>768338702
Guess you're doing it yourself. Reroll. Harambout
>>768315035
your gf is your mom?
>>768318853
Date men because women aint shit lmao
>>768338576
depends from the girl i guess. and tell you the truth my lil cutie was not something when i started. my only mate who knew what i was doing told me she was not worth it and didn't know what the hell i saw in her. but now i think she is jelly a bit so, i'm not saying to aim for girls that are less attractive but remember that with a bit of a work they can be perfect little sluts. also my girl comes from a broken family and poor life so, having some integrity in life helped a lot. and money was the biggest thing for her of course
>>768320628
Nice actually lmao
>>768318853
Just learn to trust her anon, relationships don't work without trust.
>That or wake the fuck up and welcome to a man's life you fuckin over privileged carpet muncher. She's probably got her face stuffed in some bitches cunt while some dude with syphilis is balls deep in her ass you dumb bitch.
Kill yourself.
>>768318189
Murder him and post pictures in a new thread or you're a pussy who got cucked.
>>768320628
I haven't done it for a few years, but early on in my transition, I used to love fucking with guys on omegle/chatroulette. Get them really into it, then reveal the cock.
>>768321029
She's ugly as fuck and she left you probably because you don't even deserve a 1/10 lmao bye
>>768317922
She's in a relationship with YOU.
>that ship has sailed
I enjoy going after mentally unstable women because I know they will cling to me, and I won't have to worry about being dumped, just do the dumping.
>>768319009
topkek
>Start posting drawings
>Get good comments from friends
>Mostly female friends
>Start drawing friends. Just portraits
>Start posting nude drawings from reference pics
>Still get good comments
>Good, they don't think I'm a creep
>Some ask who the naked girls in the pics are
>"Oh, just a girl I know who asked me to draw her"
>Lies become reality
>Friends tentatively ask if I'd draw them
>They see it as "empowering"
>Now have folders of approx 20 girls from acquaintances to close friends
>Know their bodies in intimate detail
>Always ask for high res photos, well lit
>Get sittings with them where possible
>Tend to get a bit touchy feely at sittings when "positioning" them properly
>I get nudes and THEY thank ME
Absolute best for close friends. Nothing gets me harder than being at a bar with a platonic female friend I've known for years and seen every angle of. I constantly picture them naked as they talk to me
>>768338651
I may try re arranging my room and get some furniture in front of it. My mom a while back offered she'd paint my room though, might just take that chance
I almost killed myself on accident in the stupidest way.
>be me
>Be edgy
>want to scare people on omegle
>get my break action 12 gauge shotgun
>get on omegle
>load 12 gauge with a 20 gauge
>put in mouth
>pull the trigger
>bang
>it only takes out part of my tongue
>have to show parents
>go to hospital
>get tongue sewn back on
>think im dead for a solid month
>tell everyone i know i fell off my porch and bit my tongue.
>only 3 people other than immediate family know
>dont know how im alive or if a am
>still have flashbacks to the day it happened
>>768331337
>>768331092
i sincerely hope it is true
>>768317081
You date raped drunken sloppy drugged out freshly piss smelling pussy that belonged to someone else. How you've survived this long without ending your life out of pure shame is beyond me.
>>768331092
pics or it didnt happen
>>768316806
How often does suicide cross your mind?
>>768339444
Post nudes or gtfo
>>768316233
Your ex is fucking someone else and you're beating off and posting fantasies about her on this shit hole.
Fuck killing yourself, kill your parents for whatever shit they did that led to you existing.
>>768339616
because nobody knowssssssss
-fades into the mist-
>>768315687
So does being fat come with the job title or is that just coincidental?
I made my gf sign a slave contract allowing me complete control of her life and also the freedom to fuck other girls.
>>768316806
Why do you use the word "suspected" if you know you are not doing anything illegal? Do you have issues with yourself? You think going hiring services of a prostitute is wrong? You think prostitutes are bad? They are people trying to make an honest living. Whats the big deal about this that anyone would want to ask you anything? Nobody cares.
The only thing people would want to ask you is why are you such a huge faggot.
>>768339146
nah, I'm cool
your bitch is cheating on you tho
>>768340494
rainbow dash is best. fluttershy cute too
>>768336310
I hope your baby dies once it's born.
>>768335004
Because you're gay ad you want to be gay with him.
>>768315326
I thought summer break wasn't for a couple weeks or so, no?
>>768340310
>Why do you use the word "suspected" if you know you are not doing anything illegal?
Not him but have you legitimately never done anything that carried social consequences without being illegal? Smoking weed? Drinking during the day? Fucking your whore mother? Nothing?
>>768337772
>>768337938
She was 13 at the time. The law of many countries that says she can consent at that age. You don't even know what country she is in so you can't say.
I inappropriately touch/rub against close female friends. It really turns me on to see how much gratification i can get out of them without them noticing anything is up
>>768341257
only fucking my whore mother, but then again, she's a whore...
>>768341257
Social consequences? Who are you to judge?
>>768341974
answer the question
>>768319907
Who doesn’t.
Does your sister in law know you’re into her? Mine does and she plays me like a fiddle.
>>768327896
Holy mother of god I've seen this picture before. I know them
>>768324717
Pics of friend or daughter?
I used to be a big fan of Jay Naylor
>>768337692
waltywalt221
>>768328391
Welcome to being a man.
>>768343139
>This is what teenagers actually believe
>>768315687
I fucked your mom when she was 8yo, c'mon faggot it's on
