Why are Kinder Surprise eggs illegal in USA?
>>768309453
>this jealous of foreigners
heh
>>768309388
one of these things is marketed and sold to adults who are cognizant of the inherent dangers of using the product and can enjoy the product responsibly, the other hides small plastic objects inside of candy that can be choked on if idiot parents don't supervise the product's consumption of.
>>768309388
It's not illegal in the US anymore dumbass.
>>768309922
So you're saying that American adults don't realize that plastic isn't edible?
>>768309960
Yes it is, you're thinking of Kinder Joy
>be American
>can't read
but freedoms
nothing is illegal in the US that the Jews can't make money from.
Unless it makes even more money for the Jews if its illegal.
>>768310370
So how are jews making money from banning chocolate?
>>768309388
Works the other way around in your shithole.
>>768310614
>shithole
>doesn't make candy illegal
The shithole is you.
>>768309388
Causes cancer and health peoblems. Like coke doesnt it lol what a joke.
>>768309388
dumb amerifat kids were choking on it
>>768311069
>cancer
>health problems
>bans candy
>doesn't ban cigarettes
Americans are retards.
>>768309388
So the answer is to make Kinder eggs legal. Why are there rifles in the pic?
>>768311757
To portray how stupid making candy illegal truly is
>>768311277
Who the hell banned candy? I dont want to live in that world.
>>768309388
bc everyone here is retarted
>>768311919
It's banned because it's candy with another object in it that is a choking hazard to children.
>>768311919
Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal in US
>>768310299
not him but
>idiot parents don't supervise the product's consumption
>supervise
what didn't you get?
>>768309388
i'd rather own a gun than eat that gay ass shitty chocolate, i'm not 5 so why would i ever prefer a chocolate egg and a toy over the glory of a AR15 ?
>>768312102
This.
A law from the 1930s dictates food sold in the US cannot contain non-edible parts. Packaging is fine since it's on the outside of the food, but imagine some dumb fucking kid eating it all in one bite and choking to death. Lawsuits up the butt
>>768309388
because you obese fucks eat everything and ended up choking on them
>>768309388
Because American kids are literally too retarded to eat only the chocolate.
>>768312102
>>768312118
I am aware of this, but "banned candy" isnt quite accurate. As the poster above said they are banned because of a choking hazard. Which I dont agree with. Put a warning label on them, but total ban? come one.
The nanny state sucks, Im sad that we are going more in that direction, luckily we have a long way to go before we are as regulated as most of europe.
because us kids are retarded fat autists that shove the whole thing down their throat and then suffocate.
>>768309388
Because guns don't kill people
>>768309922
>too stupid to realize children shouldn't be unattended
>too stupid to realize plastic is a choking hazard
>can legally posses a firearm
only in America
retarded kids get killed by firearms
>MUH CONSTITUSHUN!
>2ND AMMENDMENT FAGGIT!
>FROM MUH COLD DED HANDS!
retarded kids get killed by candy
>BAN IT, BAN IT NOW!
>WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!
The absolute state of the US.
>>768309388
Choking hazard. The same reason why you aren't allowed near dicks
>>768309388
Eurofags and Africunts need to choke on something - dick or otherwise.
Because some retarded kids ate the thing while the toy was still inside.
>>768312378
there is a reason why all Europeans agree that it's a third world country
>>768312400
chequed
muhnig.tif
>>768309388
why are guns illegal in any European country when cars kill more people.
In 2000, three families who had lost children to choking on toys inside edible eggs campaigned for the products to be withdrawn from the European Union. Three children worldwide have died from choking on parts of the Kinder toy surprises after they had eaten the chocolate egg; another was attributed to another manufacturer’s product.
Same goes for bongs... I think anyone who speaks english is retarded.
>>768312443
dont you guys need a license to buy a knife
>>768312507
Because accidents
>>768309388
Most people don't really know. Really, both should be legal.
>>768312634
So people dying is only bad when it's intentional?
>>768312552
So you're retarded too?
>>768312634
a school shooting happens less often than a traffic accident. why not have everyone take public transportation.
>>768309388
Because there is no right to bear Kinder Surprise eggs in America.
>>768312573
that's only in the UK, i live in Finland and we are allowed to carry any knife, no restrictions. Guns are not rare here but they are only meant for hunting and are not to be carries in public. But in the forest you are free to do whatever the fuck you want.
also, California knife laws are gay as fuck
>>768312040
>retarted
>>768312721
>t. French fag who uses google translate
Amerimutts...
>>768309388
i see these eggs for sale in my 3 local super markets and the local walmart, but none of those stores sell those guns, really makes you think
>2018
>still giving a fuck about an absolute shit-tier, paper thin chocolate shell surrounding lead laced toys made by child slaves in china
Fucking summer's in full effect.
>>768312847
Don't you guys always stand like 10 feet apart for some reason?
>>768312696
You just spoke of car accidents 99% car related deaths are accidents.
If you have a license you can get a gun in Europe btw, they're just not a free-for-all.
>>768309388
But Las guns are from the UK
>>768312378
What time is it over there? Go ask, I'll wait.
>>768312866
>pretending
>>768309388
Cause no one has challanged the ruling that was the direct result of from some dickhead putting antifreeze in children’s cough syrup
>>768312909
>kinder joy
>>768312983
we like our privacy, also never know when someone draws their puukko
pic related
Pretty sure Kinder Surprise Eggs aren't illegal in the US anymore.
>>768312932
>freedom
you don't have it
>>768312242
This
>>768313127
>standing 10 feet away prevents knife attacks
>>768309388
because 1,300 children die by guns each year while over 100,000 emergency room visits and 5,000+ deaths are due to choking
keep your shitty chocolate in your shitty country
>>768313133
They're not, it's just bait pasta.
>>768311277
>banned a particular form of candy
candy banned in the USA lmao
>>768313127
London's Most Wanted
>>768313133
You're thinking of kinder joy
>>768313181
>you dont have freedom
Shit, is it Opposite Day?
>>768313070
>projecting
>>768313059
Crooked teeth are blocking their view, mate
>>768309388
Because american kids are retards and eat the plastic inside
>>768312242
>believing a dumb law was passed to protect lives
>literally everything can kill you
>>768309388
Because many Americans are too retarded to realize you can't eat toys.
>>768312847
california is the Europe of america.
and i carry a pistol everywhere i go
>>768313059
probably because the little Mohameds are literally retarded
>>768313059
>everyone I don't like is a britbong
k fam
>>768313313
Well go check if you can buy a kinder surprise legally
ill wait
>>768309388
there are like 5 of these. "wonder ball" is the OG
>>768313330
>doesn't know words
>writes wrong words
>being this retarded
>>768309388
Retard kids don't choke on guns
>>768309388
They aren't, just some states, and it's because nigger babies inhale the toys like stupid niggers
>>768309388
at least use real guns for your bait...
>>768309388
They're starting to sell them
Toys on the other half of the packaging
>>768313543
Why would I give a fuck about literal trash candy when I can carry firearms concealed or open carry everywhere I go and say what I want? Go try to do the same, Ill wait.
>>768309388
>bait
They're not tho.
>/thread?
/thread
>>768313650
I wish they would
Kinder Joy is the cuck-egg of the Kinder range, for babies who can't be trusted to chew their food.
>food cannot enclose non-edible objects
Makes sense back in the 30s when manufactures gave no fucks if a piece of machinery fell inside your food.
But why hasn't the FDA updated the act?
>>768313633
>being this angry
>taking b8 from me and op
>being a butthurt snowflake
>inb4 BUT DAMAGE CONTROL
>>768313832
>Kinder Joy
>the thing specifically designed for the US because the eggs are illegal
>>768309388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAN1DKvF84M
>>768313832
>Joy
>Eggs
Pick one and choke on it.
>>768313933
They have
>>768314014
I pick dicks.
>>768309388
>rifles and shotguns
Fuckin Americans. Even your leftists have a handgun fetish.
The only way Kinder Eggs would be legal in the USA is if they contained a tiny loaded gun instead of a toy.
>>768313934
>inb4 im op
>inb4 youre retarded
>>768309922
> can enjoy the product responsibly
Its funny how most gun supporters see them as big toys. Big toys that literally kill people as their intended function.
>>768313832
>can't read
>>768314146
GOTTEEM
The kinder egg is illegal as a direct result of a knee jerk reaction where sweeping poorly written and thought out laws were vomited out because "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" as the government decided they needed to protect us from ourselves.
Sound familiar?
>>768314254
KEK
>>768314218
HOW ABOUT CARS????? BIG TOYS TO KILL TOO!!!
Of course the average American can be trusted with a deadly weapon, why should only trained military personel be allowed to fire them at people?
The average American is too stupid to chew their food or break a chocolate egg in two when clearly told it contains a plastic capsule. We need laws to protect people from this dangerous product because they can't be trusted.
>>768309388
Why has no one mentioned that all 3 of those guns are fictional, and probably WOULDN'T be legal in the US?
>>768314318
>bans a piece of candy
>compares it to a murder weapon
shiggy
What is it like not living in the US but being so obsessed with us?
>>768314318
Good point, remind me how many thousands of people were being deliberately killed by Kinder Egg toys? It was a comparable figure I'm sure.
>eurocucks
>cant own firearms, knives, walk freely in your homeland or criticize islam
>get ass raped by a gang of welcomed refugees daily
>take to the internet and trash talk the planet's lone superpower because a shit-tier candy isnt sold just to feel better about your miserable existence
Must suck to be E.U.
>>768314504
Better than living in the US for sure, thanks for asking.
>>768314588
Can't be that great if you spend all day thinking about America
>>768314218
Firearms intended purpose is to fire a projectile as efficiently, reliably, and accurately as possible. No one has ever designed a firearm to kill. Bullets are designed to kill. This distinction is important and why the term "common sense gun laws" is bullshit. You cant just wing it for legislation and expect results.
Because kids are raised by god loving, gun toting autists
>>768314576
>believing this in an attempt at damage control
If your arguments are based on fiction then you don't have one.
>>768312378
i mean you're kinda asking for a ban when you put plastic inside of candy, why the fuck would you put a plastic toy or whatever inside of chocolate?
>>768309388
One is marketed to children who're often too young to realize there's something they might choke to death on inside their candy treat. The other is available exclusively to adults who know just how dangerous the tool they're using is, and anyone who owns one is in less danger than a person who doesn't have one simply by owning and using it properly.
>>768314743
>trying to deny it
Topwew
>>768314632
Hard to ignore the giant retard loudly shitting his pants in the classroom of Earth.
>>768314794
Because obese eurofaggots can't resist chocolate
>>768314830
>doubling down
Yikes.
>>768309388
good thing copy pasta isn't illegal right?
>>768314839
The giant regard loudly having the strongest economy in the world, and the only way anybody could try to compete is by joining every European country into a union which altogether has a barely higher gdp than a single country
>>768314869
>denying continues well into the night.
Its time for prayers at the mosque, dont be late again or your islamic overlords will slice your throat
>>768309388
Because you might swallow the toy and choke. You can't swallow a gun.
>>768315004
You can swallow a bullet tho
Americans so salty that their fat kids are too fucking stupid to understand anything, and adults go and gossip while their kids kill themselves, because they were not taught to not eat the toys..
Butthurtedly they cry about crime in other countries, etc which is nothing to do with the point, because Americans love to assume shit they think is true, because retardation.
>>768315004
What about the fatboi who likes to fuck kids who puts the barrel of the gun down the kids' throats and force them to suck their 1 incher?
eurocuck
>LEL U CANT BUY LE MEME CANDY
United States of America
>who cares? I'm about to shoot this ar-15 full auto with alternating tracer/incendiary rounds out of a drum magazine
eurocuck
>...B-BUT MUH MEME CANDY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE INSHALLAH
>>768312378
/thread
>>768309388
Because Wonderball is better.
>euroturds obsessively worship a candy
>claim americans are stupid missing out on best candy of all time
>literally autistic fit of rage if americans dont think eurotrash is superior for having chocolate eggs
>travel to europe
>kinder egg is literally just thin, bite sized generic basic flavor chocolate with a christmas cracker or quarter machine tier plastic toy inside for $4
Wow, European superiority.
>>768315600
This
>>768315449
Thats some top tier salt there, classic projections
>>768315617
being such a butthurt ameritard
>>768315617
>ITT Americans who still think they know what goes on outside their country
>Still thinking they know what other people say or think
>Keeps pointing out "Why der Euros always be talking about America"
>Keeps talking about Europe, constantly
Welcome to 2018 the year of the Hypofats
>>768309922
Burgerland is the home of the glorious McDonalds kids menu tho
>>768315690
>being so eurotarded you think your multinational identity being tied to shitty candy is butthurt if not praised
>>768315876
lol
>implying im an eurofag
>>768315676
>salt
How can I ever be salty when I can possess firearms, bladed weapons, openly speak my mind, walk through the streets of my country freely without having shariah patrols forcing me out, dont have to worry about hordes of rapey refugees, paying tv licencing, being spied on from literally every inch of town, and have stellar teeth?
>>768315822
>Hypofats
I like how you are trying to feel superior to Americans, but don't even know the difference between hyper and hypo
>>768315951
*licensing
>>768309388
do you ever get tired of posting this
>>768314639
>no one ever designed a firearm to kill
I mean I'm all for free people that can defend themselves but your argument is just stupid
Guns are obviously designed to kill, but that's not always a bad thing and you can still have fun with them without killing something
>be American
>"I love living in the land of the free!"
>steps over dead bodies when leaving his rented house he can't afford
>"I wonder if my favourite paedophile has been thrown out of local office yet?"
>checks factual and reliable newspaper
>MURICA NUMBER ONE!! KEEP PRAYING TO THA FLAG OR YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT! NOBODY DESERVES TO BE TREATED IN HOSPITALS, THAT'S COMMUNISM! USA! USA! USA! In other news, today's scheduled school shooting was called off after a hurricane hit (because of gay marriage).
>"hmm nope guess not, praise tha lord!"
>gets shot at
>"gee whiz would you look at the time! I'm gonna be late to join the protest to lower the minimum wage!"
>passes by the ancient American history museum full of empty McDonalds wrappers from over the years
>stops immediately when he sees a flag
>everyone else is stopped as they chant progressively louder and louder
>"USA! USA! USA! USA!"
>this endless loop is only broken up by a tornado
>causes yet another race war
>pulls out his legally owned machine gun he bought from a bucktoothed market trader out of his trusty fannypack
>before he can fire it, a gang member throws a kinder egg directly down his throat with force
>killed instantly
>healthy 400lb body left for the gators to eat
>president tweets that you were a faggot who deserved to die anyway lol
>your home has now been turned into a Wendy's
>as a ghost sitting in Heaven (which definitely exists 100% proven by top US scientists) reading the Fox website
>scroll past all the stories about fascist cops beating up civilians for not stroking their egos
>find a month old article about an incident where someone in Britain was arrested for assaulting a gosh darn mooslimb
>"DAMN! So glad I'm not a European."
>>768315951
>An Amerifat who thinks they understand what goes on in the UK constantly
>Total ignorant and reliant on Alex Jones cum
Whatever you say fatboi
>>768316092
>100+ butthurt replies
>american tears
not yet
If you're American, your opinion officially counts 1/3 (one third for you Amerifags).
>>768316013
Talk about ignorant, the point was hypo (as in hypocrites) as per post talking about the hypocrisy of yanks.
Hurr Durr post from a yank who didn't pick it up, because uneducated.
>>768313021
I wasn't the other guy you responded to, but
>needing a government approved license to arm yourself against a potentially tyrannical government
You didn't think that one through, did you? Besides that, that license in Europe is damn near impossible to get for common people, and is treated strictly as a sport item rather than for defense.
>>768316350
>being borderline insane and being reused a licence because of it
that's a good thing!
>>768316597
>diet pizza
kek
>Y-YOU CAN'T EVEN OWN A TOY KEKLEL
Neither can you.
>>768309388
we have this thread everyday. The law against these stupid eggs existed before the eggs did. sage
>>768316746
This is anti-British propoganda
>>768316892
>be britcuck
>can't even butter your bread unless you're 18
>>768316853
For what reason? To protect people? Meanwhile you slowly kill yourself doing practically anything.
It's a hoax
>>768316645
You do understand that basically nullifies any effectively enforceable threat against a tyranny, right? Sure, the government probably isn't a tyranny now, hopefully. But maybe try thinking ahead instead of only in the here and now. Shit changes, and you don't want to be wrong in this issue if shit turns to the worst.
Think of it as insurance. Besides, who would you choose to rob, the guy with or without a gun? One-off mentally ill people go to jail, an out of control government does not.
>>768317041
>implying kids need butterknives
>implying parents don't buy knives for cooking
wew
>>768316129
This is what europoors actually believe
>>768317261
Show us your All I Need™ bag
>>768317373
I wonder how many people get robbed at these, you know, right after binning that horrid knife.
>>768317259
Where is this tyranny you speak of? This is one of your favorite words. There is no tyranny, if the tests done by doctors show you're insane, you're insane.
Blindly disregarding it and saying "You just call me insane because you're tyrannical" is the reason they call you insane.
The government doesn't go around checking names for people they don't like.
>>768317539
getting robbed at bike wheel point
>>768317373
I'm not from UK, still I don't need a knife because I live in a safe country.
Feelsgoodman
>>768317787
took you an awful long time to lie
It makes me moist when yanks try to push the idiotic "anti-knife" rhetoric constantly.
They don't understand what the law is, and when and where knives are banned and especially what knives.
>>768317373
my sides!
>>768317787
Same. Not being driven paranoid by constantly fearing for your life is pretty nice.
>>768317955
Would you like to fall in by accident with knives facing upwards at you waiting for you to fall on top of them?
Because in america its not allowed to sell things without knowing what is in!
>>768316597
>first fat picture is a literal britbong
>last image is a mexican
>american
>>768309388
These are legal. Every time I buy groceries I see them in that rack next to the checkout line. I live in Massachusetts.
Illegal in the UK
>>768318103
it says there's a toy inside on the package.
>>768309922
>idiot parents
see, that contradicts your first statement of
>adults who are cognizant of the inherent dangers
the issue is not guns or a huge piece of plastic inside chocolate no sane person would shove down their throat in one piece
the problem is americans and their general retardation
>>768318292
They are not illegal in all states, but most.
>>768317919
>being so paranoid he believes no one is safe
i feel like I'm really well off right now, thanks anon.
>>768317599
>You're crazy for not trusting a government that repeatedly lies betrays your trust
And because you only seem to be capable of reading up to a certain string, I'll repeat what you missed:
>"Sure, the government probably isn't a tyranny now, hopefully. But maybe try thinking ahead instead of only in the here and now. Shit changes, and you don't want to be wrong in this issue if shit turns to the worst. Think of it as insurance."
and:
>"Besides, who would you choose to rob, the guy with or without a gun?"
Funny how you chose to try to counter only the least likely of my points in the most shallow "here and now" way possible, just like I said. said.
>>768318310
Someone pointed out in another thread, it's only a single store that did that.
>>768318434
I did find some the other day, actual ones. Not the new "Joy" ones.
>>768318353
Americans can't read though.
>>768318434
OH, OK. Ty for clarifying.
>>768318292
You're thinking of kinder joy
>>768318519
At least we're capable of correct grammar, Anon.
>>768318486
>in denial
>>768309388
Because of antifreeze used in it making
because the toy embedded in food been banned since 1936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs
as I told you the last 200 times you faggot who needs your throat slit
>>768318519
This thread is proof to your claim as Americans can't tell "surprise" from "joy"
Amerifats always project.
Actual numbers of crime show whites do most, "MAH PER CAPITA" to make it look like blacks are worse.
Amerifats go around shooting and killing, blame Islam for it all.
Amerifats not educated well enough and blame others for taking "their jobs", who the fuck would hire layabouts.
Amerifats cry about welfare and somehow everyone else is taking their money.
The list goes on and on and on.
No wonder America is the biggest joke on this planet.
>>768314794
as a candian it was my favorite as a child
>edible delicious kinder chocolate
>inside is a toy of some sort for the imagination
>the put together ones with a map on the level of ikea home furniture included.
the answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs
and FUCK YOU
>>768318143
i don't think the actual people were the purpose, but what it said.
>>768309388
They're illegal to manufacture & sell, but not own.
I brought 1 12-p, 1 8-p, and like 6 singles from Mexico back to the states with me. No one gave a fuck that I took it with me through carry-on on two different flights.
this is why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs
>>768309388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs
>>768318632
>being this upset that he lives in a shithole
Never carried a weapon of any sort in my life never been robbed, you jelly?
>>768309388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs
>>768309388
None of those are real weapons though.
>>768318579
Yeah just looked that up and that's exactly what I see. Ty.
>>768309388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs
OP I hope someone guts your entire family
Why are tomatoes fruit?
>>768318787
>still pretending everyone shitting on his cuck president is clinton
will you cucks ever get over her?
>>768318790
Oh, kinda like this pic that's claimed to be "dumb Americans" when the surge protector is european?
>>768318712
>trying this hard to lie
>meanwhile drinks water filled with flouride
>>768309388
california
>>768317264
They need it to be true so they don't feel bad about the authoritarian shithole they live in.
True story
Fatboi from California - attacks fatbois in South Dakota -- blames them on x,y and z
Fatboi from South Dakota - attacks fatboi back in California - We aren't to blame for x,y and z. But then says they are to blame for x,y and z
This goes back and forward for over a year.
Americans every fucking day.
>>768319032
Yeah, I'd much rather live in a free country where I get shot by police for a traffic violation.
There's a different between a Reich supporter and a sympathizer.
>>768319004
It was Americans, because there was more than one picture and it was debunked as not being in Europe, one person knew where they were and took a picture of buildings you could see in the background of one of the pics.
That's a longlas from 40k.
>>768318737
And yet you’re using an American website, using American English spellings, your economy is hinged on the US dollar, and your pop culture primarily comes from the US.
So who’s the biggest joke? The US or the countries that always depend on them and look towards them for their culture.
>>768309388
Because you can't shoot people with them
>>768318794
They're illegal to import, they take them away as you enter the US.
>lying.
>>768319229
The plugs are European, and the license plates on the vehicles from the other pic from this set shows they are Euro plates.
>>768319229
Are you literally retarded?
>>768318936
>water percentage
Why is pizza a vegetable?
>>768313059
>>768313503
Amerifags calling Europeans retarded? Why would you even try
>>768319241
1. Japanese Site (based on a Japanese board system) that runs on a Japanese server (even when Moot had it)
2. Contrary to what your 1 inch dingaling tells you, there is only a small difference between all English languages, but they all originate from England. Like America.
3. Ahh the olde $$$$ keeps the world going around, nope it doesn't, the world will be fine without it, besides the Chinese Yuan is taking over.
4. Pop culture from US? LAWL.
5. US Culture of fatbois and whinebags? Oh yeah we need that shit in every country, like when fatyanks go on holiday and cry like faggots when they can't do or get things they are accustomed to, because they think everywhere else is like America.
Weeeeewww kid that sure is a lot of imaginary bed time stories.
>>768310353
Dumb fucking 3rd worlder. I sell both brands in my store. They're not illegal .
>>768319648
Hello newfriend
>>768319374
Are you telling me no US plugs are round like that shape in the picture, with just 2 prongs?
No?
Did you not think the plug was made to be as sealed as possible for the test they did to show their multi-bar was waterproof?
Hmmm guess you are the "retarded" one
>>768319995
No you don't.
If you do your store is breaking the law.
>>768320108
Don't be salty because you don't know about my dick
>>768320250
Just kys already, numbskull.
>>768320275
>>768319995
You couldn't even import them.
They are stopped at the border.
You can't smuggle them in even. For each egg it's about a 2500 dollar fine.
>>768319241
>>look towards them for their culture
there is no US culture. You were helpful during world war II. Before and since then you've been nothing but dicks.
The only good media you produce is the kind that shows how shit your country is
>>768309388
We have them. They're exactly the same but they're called Kinder Joy eggs.
I just bought one last night.
>>768320386
awwww babyboi upset because logic and what the picture's history is about fucked up his little tantrum session. Sshhhhhhhh little boi it is ok
>>768309388
Even if Kinder Eggs were legal, there are thousands of other, better candies and chocolates. Just saying.
>>768320469
They aren't exactly the same.
Kinder Joy are like cream on half, with little ball things in them.
They taste nothing like kinder eggs.
>>768309388
Those are Warhammer 40k weapons and I think lasguns are illegal in the US, classified as destructive devices
>>768319648
Twat did u say m8 I cunt understand
>>768320469
>exactly the same
>but totally different
kinder surprise is different from kinder joy
"Hershes" chocolate is so crap it isn't even funny, it's like eating sugar.
I just not a fan of the American chocolates, they just are not right.
Japanese chocolate though, some of that shit is fucking amazing.
>>768320555
Trips of truth.
I love these threads because I use it as ammo to push my isolationist political leanings.
Why are plastic straws illegal in the UK?
>>768320555
>being denied a particular freedom
>hurr durr your candy is shite
>never actually had one
>>768320593
My point is the concept isn't illeagle anymore.
>>768320524
>upset
How do you figure that? You're full throttle damage control because you actually thought that that was an American surge protector until you got btfo. Keep on replying though, this exchange is entertaining
>>768310353
>be foreign
>worried about america
Cuck.
>>768320865
>denied a particular freedom
Oh yeah, not being able to buy a paper thin chocolate sheet encasing a cheap plastic toy really fucking sucks. Also, some of us are adults and don't give a fuck about toys made for the autismals of the world.
>>768320866
Yes...Yes it is...
One has candy in a sepereate section, divided by a plastic divider then the plastic in it's own wrapping thing... the other, a real kinder egg has the toy INSIDE the chocolate.
The inside the chocolate is still very very very very very illegal.
>>768321149
No one cares though
Holy shit lol my sides
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/apr/18/single-use-plastics-could-be-banned-in-england-next-year
>>768321229
Wait, so when you're wrong you just say you don't care now? GG m8 well played.
>>768321148
>being denied a freedom
>pretends not to care
>nannystate
>>768313813
>b-but that freedom doesn't count!!
>>768319300
Not lying. I'd take a pic but I'm at work stuck on the shitter right now.
They didn't give a fuck about the kinder eggs though. They stopped my other bag that had my Vape battery in the front pocket instead, but didn't do shit when they saw it.
It could be because we got to skip all of the custom's bag checking since we had a baby with us. Just had saw woman look at our customs paper thing we got from the machine Houston, and her going "awww" to our babby.
But if you have shitty TSA people, they'll either take them away, or make you open each and every egg to check them. They're not illegal to own though.
>>768321329
You mean they want to try and stop pollution?
Those fucking idiots!
>>768320921
Simple you are upset to the point you were so angry that you did what most Americans do, they use violence in messages or what they say or do. That is how I know you were upset.
der der baby
>>768321474
>lying on the internet
Do your parents know about this?
>>768321482
The joke is that means Kinder would be illegal there too m8
>>768319300
Hell, they even have kinder eggs sitting in the duty free shops right next to where our gate was at the Mexican airport!
>>768320767
They're not.
You may have heard that some companies are phasing them out for environmental reasons, but not because of any kind of law.
>>768321582
I would have my girlfriend take a pic for me just to send to you for your bait, but I'm just going to get to work instead of having a silly argument over fucking chocolate lol.
Keep doin' you man. I'm out.
>>768321148
>not wanting a kickass four-piece jigsaw of a happy giraffe
Faggot.
>>768321482
Daft cunt
>>768321590
They could just use something else for the plastic egg
>>768321590
That's why they hide it inside chocolate, it's safe in there.
>>768321621
But you can't take them to us
>>768321907
Whatever you say man. You're probably the type they'd pull out for looking shifty and take your eggs anyhow, lol.
>>768321720
>"trust me anon, I0m not lying"
>is lying
>>768322015
>types two sentences
>garners a reaction effortlessly
>feels accomplished
Okay seriously I have to get to work. Love you though man. I'll have an egg on you when I get home and maybe build another shitty airplane or hotwheels car.
Cya!
>>768322004
>smuggles illegal items
>thinks they're not illegal once smuggled
please tell me you're trolling
>>768322175
>tries to change the subject
>still lying
>cop sees small child unwrapping a kinder egg
>"JESUS CHRIST KID!! ARE YOU CRAZY?!!"
>shoots kid with three rounds of bullets
>CCTV footage is uploaded online
>"der cop did nufin rong, der kid shud respek autoritee!"
>child's parents have their house burnt down for claiming the cop 'overreacted'
>"BLUE LIVES MATTER, YOURS DON'T! USA! USA! USA!"
>the family funeral is sponsored by Mountain Dew
>>768309388
They're legal here now
>>768321346
>nannystate
Kinda like the entirety of europe, canada, and a few other places, huh?
>>768322341
>kinder joy
>>768321723
Shit, if being a faggot means not wanting lead laced toys made in china, then I guess I'm a faggot. Come fuck me up the dirt pipe.
>>768322721
We don't ban candy because of choking hazards, we're not that stupid
>>768309388
These are legal here. I can get them at the dollar store. Ur post is trash fam.
>>768310353
>>768320275
>>768320401
Kinder eggs have been legal in america for years now you fuckheads
>>768322954
No, you just ban everything else.
>>768322992
>kinder joy
>>768309388
I saw them at shart mart today. Pointless thread is as lacking in points as it the cheap plastic choking hazard lawsuit bait inside kinder eggs.
>>768323071
No they haven't been.
>>768323071
Not kinder surprise, they had to make an autistic version of the egg, specially for americans, named kinder joy
>>768309388
Yeah no kinder shit but we can have screw drivers haha. Fucking cucked queens serfs.
>>768323073
i don't live in the uk
>>768323356
That's wrong.
Kinder Joy were also a thing in the UK, not made for a US market. They just happen to be legal in the US.
>>768323213
you saw kinder joy
>>768323417
Of course you do, the reason I know is because it took you entirely too long to state that you don't.
>>768323391
Uk laws arent for all of Europe
>this mad
>>768323556
Dude why would we even care if they were banned? Why would we be mad?
>>768322316
My girlfriend took this picture for you.
>>768323551
>being this mad his attempt of a ruse has failed
Speaking multiple languages isn't a big deal in Europe.
>>768323467
No, I've seen them too where I live at walmart, even bought one because herp derp maymays, like 2 months ago though I haven't seen them since. They must be doing a limited run in selected cities.
>>768309388
Stop with the propaganda spam, faggot.
>be American
>get shot
>in critical condition
>family has to sell all their possessions to afford medical treatment
>life is saved
>hospital is burnt down because they also carry out abortions there
>escapes hospital with third degree burns
>gets shot again
>gets denied health insurance because pre-existing bulletholes
>mother has to take up a waiting job at $2 an hour to help pay $50k medicals bills
>doctor refuses to treat you unless you fully recite the national anthem 10 times to prove you aren't a commie
>eventually make another full recovery
>learn how to dodge the customary shooting when you leave hospital
>feel so happy, you reduce the number of therapists to just four a day
>buy a kinder egg to celebrate
>choke to death
>family become legal property of Burger King in exchange for a dignified Big Whopper Funeral sponsored by Burger King
>leading TV personality blames your death on vaccines and evolution
>gets voted as next president
>>768323705
>mad
Now why on earth would I ever be mad about you lying about not being a cUcK?
>>768323467
Nobody fucking cares about this distinction. They’re kinder, they’re egg-shaped and there’s shit inside them.
Eurofags act like if these little candy eggs were banned, somehow it would affect us at all. They aren't banned, but if they were , who fucking cares?
>>768323652
Because you lack freedom. You're so proud of your freedoms, meanwhile you can't buy choco eggs.
pathetic
>inb4 dont care about shit candy
>>768323795
>be europoor
>get stabbed
>get hit by truck of peace
>die in suicide bombing
>killer gets 1 year and probation because he's brown
>other europoors do nothing about it but complain about america
>>768323872
because I'm not and it just shows how retarded you are
>can't buy candy
>fat ass Europeans are this upset over fucking chocolate
kek
>>768323911
Easy. What country are you from? (with proof please)
100% guaranteed you are from the UK or australia.
You are so fucking fucked you have to make threads about the land of the free to make yourself feel less cucked. We see through you nigel.
>>768323886
They're 2 different products, that's like saying a 9mm is the same as a IMI Desert Eagle
>>768324202
Horrible bait. You are comparing chocolate to the ability to defend yourself
>>768323894
It affects your ego
proof:you took he bait
>>768323795
>be eurocuck
>get stabbed by a welcomed refugee with banned knife that was supposed to be binned
>think I have free health care
>pay bone shatteringly high taxes
>act like I'm living the good life
>be so miserable that I have to talk shit about the world's lone superpower online to feel better about myself
>health takes turn for the worse
>going to die
>if I go to another country like the US for health care, they can save my life
>government denies it
>have to die on rightful islamic soil
>at least I get a trash meme candy to ease my journey to Valhalla
>>768324293
No I didnt. I asked a simple question. Underage trolls can't troll.
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