>4chan suddenly hates pussy licking
When did incels took over this site?
>>768306016
2003
>>768306016
I enjoy eating pussy
It's the only thing i actually enjoy eating
ask my fwb
>>768306141
Eating puss on your gf or wife, sure, but a fwb? Have you no self respect?
>>768306222
Friends with benefits
>>768306016
sometime around the same time as the shift from sexually liberated anarcho left-wing to fuckface nutjob conservative right-wing. I wanna say... 2010?
>>768306222
we only fuck eachother
>>768306435
tbh we're basically dating but we dont wanna put a label on it
serious question: how to get a girl to like it?
i am trying my best to eat my wife's pussy but she doesn't like it, she does not like fingering nor playing with her clit.
she is all about the cock. i mean, it's fun but it would be nice to do something else once in a while
>>768306386
4chan is socialist as fuck, its mind-numbing, are you blind?
>>768306386
I don't get it. I'm right wing-ish and think pussy eating is hot especially 69-ing. It's just they don't want their chick to moan their names from just their tongue.
>>768306016
>incels
ELLEN? ELLEN K. PAO? IS THAT YOU? YOU FLAT-FACED SMALL-TITTED UGLY RICECUNT?
>>768306016
the Cosmo Magazine medias don't want to promote it but there is a link between pussy eating and throat tongue cancer. Ask Michael Douglas
>>768306476
>tbh, she's fucking around and you're stupid
>>768306581
Eating beef and drinking milk gives you cancer. This whole age gives cancer. Might as be asexual and shut-in to lower the risk.
>>768306615
tbh just because you got played doesn't mean i am
It's okay to be jel
I've been with 2 girls thus far in life, both were virgins at the time I fucked 'em, both were weirded out by the idea of it... Then I actually did it and they loved it once they got over the "weirdness" of it.
Just gotta make her feel sexy while you do it... These same girls turned into kinky little cumsluts that love it when I beat, restrain and fuck their brains out. First one used to call me "sir" (like a teacher), second one calls me "daddy".
Feels good man.
>>768306016
>Eating out literal cum dispensaries
>not gay
>>768306538
lol
>>768306507
It takes time for these sort of things. Try doing the ABCs techniques.
>>768306016
Fags here would blow a trap before going down on pussy
>>768306905
Pee comes out of dicks. What's your point?
>>768306558
>((((((((((they))))))))))
>>768307000
And I dont suck on those either!
>>768306507
Blow her clit like it's a miniature dick. Basically anything you like done to your glans she'll love too. Finger her simultaneously too around her gspot
>>768307000
I don't suck those.
>>768307043
Then why would chicks want to suck pee pees?
>>768306947
dude, i am trying for 4 years
>>768307044
Well, I wouldn't know how to suck a dick, since I've never done it.
What's it like being bi?
>>768307175
You'd have to ask the ones which do.
>>768306082
KEK
>>768306386
this tho
>>768306960
underrated reply
>>768306082
This sounds about right.
>>768306476
>tbh we're basically dating but we dont wanna put a label on it
Anon.....I have something you might want to hear about
>>768307044
the thing is she does not like fingering, she is loosing the mood when i try doing it and gets pissed. before i met her i though every girl likes it, but apparently there are exceptions
>>768307206
Then she'll probably will never be into. Sorry, man. Have you try frotting aka just rubbing your dick on her cunt?
>>768306016
oh wow "incel" how current. Does that mean we're past the "cuck" phase yet?
>>768307363
yeah, i even bought her a vibrator thinking it would help to making her like playing with her clit, but it did not work. strange thing is that she always stops when she's about to come, as if this feeling was too overwhelming for her to handle
>>768307226
You never had your dick sucked too since you didn't get what I mean
>>768307346
Just pass your fingers around her outer pussy and between the labia until shes wet, only then enter her. Be sure to be gentle since your fingers are much harder and pointed than your dick. Make sure your nails are very well trimmed. Maybe do her a full body massage (not rough, just caressing her body) going really near her sensitive spots but not touching them directly.
>>768307604
that is actually a good advice, thanks
>>768307567
>as if this feeling was too overwhelming for her to handle
Good sign
>>768307604
>giving
>receiving
>same thing
Oh, you know what? I'm done. I was just fucking with you, but you're being too non-dramatic about it.
>>768307346
>she is loosing
>>768306016
Nobody likes eating pussy, we just like what eating pussy does to our women. No woman likes sucking cock either. You do it to please each other, normies call it love.
>>768308068
Huh, never thought of that in that way
>>768308068
Actually, I do like the flavor of pussy. Maybe your just gay in and denial, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????????!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!
>>768308190
Not the guy you replied to, but in Europe, I think its actually considered less taboo to fuck someone before you go down on or blow them.
Reason being when you fuck, you're both (hopefully) enjoying it... Whereas the other acts are just one person pleasing the other.
>>768306016
The age of alt right rednecks
>>768307963
>I was just fucking with you
No you weren't
>>768308332
Amen /b/ruther
>>768306804
>sir
>daddy
Why are these nicknames hot?
>>768308332
Yes, you're perfectly normal, that's why they sell pussy flavored Gatorade, people who don't care for pussy are weird.
>>768308752
k
;-)
>>768309153
k
;-)
would rather use my fingers
but it's good to mix it up every once in a while
>>768306016
I dunno, I fucking love eating pussy.
One night stand? I'll eat her out and make a come 1, 2 times, maybe more before fucking her. I just love it.
Licking, fingering, tickling her asshole, nibbling on her clit... Yeah can't get enough of it
>>768306016
dafuq wrong witchu? I could have my gf sit on my head for 2 fucking hours straight.
>>768306507
Go slow, plenty of foreplay first (lick nipples, massage inner thighs, squeeze ass, etc.) Don't go straight for the clit, you've got to sort of work around it for ages then very lightly start stroking/licking. Very gradually begin to increase your pace until you're going really fast but still do it very lightly and eventually she'll be screaming and cumming hard.
Source: my gf is the same. It sucks if you don't have the patience but if you do the good news is she'll literally be screaming your name and cumming a lot harder than usual
>>768309024
Elevates me to a position of power over her I guess, I get off on knowing I can do whatever the fuck I like, and that she can do nothing about it.
She submits to me, she pleases me, and if she's a bad girl, she gets punished.
>>768309645
Came a little
>>768306016
https://youtu.be/9TWrBhgS-ss
i always lick my cat, its how she gets clean
>>768306016
Hey don't speak for me. But yeah I never had the desire to eat pussy until I started getting laid. I crave that sometimes more than the opportunity to penetrate actually. Guess it maybe takes one bad vagina to turn you off from the concept but I've been fortunate. Making a girl lose their mind from pleasure is very empowering and satisfying.
>>768306386
4chan has always been right-wing style anarchism
4chan has always been about virginity, libertarianism, triggering normies and maymays.
Why do you think Ron Paul was/is the patron saint?
Why do you think advice animals amongst other ridiculously popular shit started here?
>>768306386
Kill yourself you faggot soyboy
>>768306016
if she doesnt take a shower beforehand she can go lick herself.
>>768310802
newfag detected
>>768306615
>fucking around
don't you think that's the point of a fwb?
>>768311226
>being this triggered by facts
>>768311226
I'm a newfag but from the screencaps and memes, 4chan was more left wing in terms of sex and social values.
>>768311368
This and goes towards guys as well. No one sane wants to lick grime.
>>768311602
when was 4chan "left" it has always been about praising xenophobic japanese culture and hating on the political correctness of the modern western culture
>>768312989
When Bush was in office. Too bad you were still laying around in your dad's nutsack at the time.
>suddenly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7IQ3xlUac
>>768307000
Trips of truth
