When's the last time you had sex?
April this year
>>768292094
Cute nips. Please sir. More.
>Tuesday
few days ago
Last week
more nips.
and 2 days ago
Last night
July 2016
Whats sex?
yesterday afternoon, hadn't seen wife in 4 days and fucked her silly
Wednesday morning. Then took my girl to get an abortion and birth control so I'm not able to sex her for 7 days. I'm on day 2 and about to lose my shit.
Wednesday night
Last Tuesday
>>768292094
holy shit it's been like a week
in february with this chick
>>768292094
Less than an hour ago
4 years ago
>>768292094
Like 3 weeks ago. My sexual partner is a married woman so we have to fit our encounters around her husband's schedule. He's been getting off work early lately and otherwise keeping a closer eye on her behavior. I think he's on to us.
in january, with a hooker
>>768292447
My intuition says hairy vagina
>>768292551
damn, how did you know? :D
-1 times
>>768292570
She has that unkept look. No makeup = hairy bush. Got any pics of it?
>>768292094
The last time I had sex:
..... hasn't occurred yet, and (hopefully) will not for many years to come.
Maybe you should have asked:
> " When was the most recent time that you had sex ? " ;
..... then (maybe) I could have given you an answer that satisfied your own level of intelligence.
>>768292636
Whatcha mean by unkept ?
>>768292570
Dude, just look at her. Fucking gross.
>>768292649
Chill, dude. You really need to get laid. Might take the edge off.
>>768292712
> " Whatcha mean by unkept ? " ;
I imagine she meant:
> "... unkempt ..." .
>>768292094
early Feb
>married
>kids so no moneys for p4p
>is sad
>>768292816
She looks like a big mope. Dreary lookin' as fuck...
>>768292094
A month ago. Married 22 years
>>768292094
Like 3 years ago. I'm 39, so I've been there and done that. I wouldn't call sex boring or anything like that. It's just that I don't really care anymore.
You might say I don't give a fuck.
Also, the internet is full of porn, so I can always fap.
>>768292903
Damn, does that suck or what?
There is nothing sadder on the internet right now than this thread
>>768292094
August 21, 1994
>>768292447
Clearly a lesbian anon try harder
2013
>>768292570
Man, everyone knew.
>>768292447
>chick
>she
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kOOkKbkLWC
>>768292094
Everyday long distance
4 years ago in person...
2 years. Feels Gatman
>>768293096
You really think this thread is sadder than facebook?
>>768292094
Last night with this bitch
>>768292094
>When's the last time you had sex?
That's kinda personal, isn't it?
>>768293358
>Everyday long distance
That is not sex my guy.
>>768293358
Wait you're in a long distance relationship with someone you haven't seen for 4 years? Jesus dude please explain.
6 months. Married for 5 years.
>>768292094
6 days ago
Two weeks ago with some fat chick. I dropped my standards after my ex left me
>>768292094
Never, I probably did have some in my previous life.
>>768293549
Hey man, big girls need some lovin too.
>>768293696
What's stopping you?
>>768293697
No.
They need exercise and a proper diet.
>>768293712
Well I'm trying to bag a girl who's 12 years older than me. I got a feeling she's a virgin so I'm going after her.
>>768292094
Last night.
like 7 days ago? not sure exactly I dont count them.
>>768292094
a year. Feel bad man
>>768293820
How old are you bro?
Ashley at grandstand pizza in Grove city ohio.
Six one four nine nine nine eight four zero two.
She agreed to go out with my roommate on a date.
Next day she flipped a wig and was like i have a bf,
im preggo and leave me alone. and so he did.
Went to leave work and had 2 slashed tires, apparently from
her bf.
But come to find out the cunt is in fact preggo, by a diferent
driver than her bf. do what you will with this, or nothing
your choice.
november 2015
fucking kill me
>>768292454
About the same, hard being a neet. I have anxiety also, beer didn't help.
2 years ago with my ex
Monday.
>>768292094
technically, i was involved in the act of sex when my parents made me, right?
10 hours ago, fuck you lonely virgin pc master race neckbeards lol
>>768293910
21 but she's been focusing on a degree in most or her 20s (she's got a PhD in law btw), she's a nice gal but she's fat though but beggars can't be choosers lol.
>>768292094
Few days ago, my gf sucks in bed.
Kinda want something else but has a kid with her. She cooks good too, so I stay.
>>768292094
Few days..
Girlfriend popped outa the shower freshly shaved and smelling like a new bodywash.. Couldn't resist.
>>768292649
What the fuck is this shit?
Like 6 months ago :(
yesterday, we went for a stroll in the park but it was so quiet we ended up fucking.
>>768293068
>don't give a fuck.
Yes you do.
>>768292903
Marriage can suck some times, I had sex twice this week though. It comes in peaks and troughs, mainly troughs.
>>768292094
16 years ago
>>768293496
I feel you bro.
>>768294410
33 is totally fine, still young. Fat isn't great, but hey.
>>768292094
six months ago.
married for 13 years.
>>768292094
never
>32 yo wizard here
>>768292094
couple of hours ago
>>768292649
This is clearly bait, but
>talks about intelligence, is too stupid to understand standard expressions
it's bad bait.
>>768292094
10 years ago
My ex. Lost my virginity with her
in January. cheated on my long distance girlfriend.
shit was cash no ragrets
>>768293807
underrated post
>>768295398
What's your plan of attack for the future? Sometimes I want to die, but we have a kid and I won't leave him under any circumstance, and I can't cheat. I'm fucked.
20 minutes ago.
Define ...Sex....
>>768295514
This has to be b8
Never. Last attempted 11 years ago. Too limp to pimp.
>>768295514
Dude, that's a man.
>>768295063
The dumbass wants to be snarky and insult OP's wording, but he actually has a less developed grasp of how English works than OP possesses. The idea that a word may have multiple definitions is beyond his comprehension
For me, it's been about a year since I last had sex.
>>768292094
December 13th, 2017
>>768295514
This is so sad. No sex in 10 years. Only had sex with that extremely homely looking girl. He probably loved her deeply. He had all those relationship firsts with her. She left him. Her. That girl. And now she's probably living a better life without him. She has had so much sex since then. But he's all alone. No sex in 10 years. Fuck.
>>768292094
Never. 30 y.o.
>>768295957
do you wanna jack off on skype together?
>>768295579
hang the goose, play videogames and nothing else. i have a god life and i can´t blame her.
i don´t have any kids and maybe never.
>>768295787
He's probably one of those people that sits and ruins a sci-fi movie complaining about noises in the vacuum of space thinking he's highlighting his intellect, while everyone thinks he's a cunt.
I hope it's bait.
>>768296005
No thanks. Only anonymity.
>>768295514
Gross
Couple weeks.. Anal tinder whore.
>>768293496
Is marriage worth it? I'm honestly thinking of just having fwb the rest of my life and being the fun uncle.
>>768296683
If you're strong enough to hold your ground and find a woman that isn't fucktarded. Took me many years.
It definitely has benefits, unfortunately it's a huge gamble in today's world.
>>768295732
Same, you’re the only one of any worth here, why are you in this purgatory? Leave /b/ and go to an actual board,
>>768296776
I've noticed that if you have a really good life going for yourself that chicks are attracted to that.
My first GF was the craziest women I have ever met, and just left a bad taste in my mouth as in regards to women.
>>768292094
once a month with my wife that has to take 3 weeks to recover again
>>768295877
Outside of /b/ and /soc/ 99% of people on 4chan never had sex, and that is 100% on /a/ and 125% on /jp/. You do know that right?
21 years old and I never have.
Is it too late for me, /b/?
>>768292514
You do fuck a married chick but u cant go out and find another slut??
>>768297373
same for me anon
>>768296005
Sure
>>768297373
Didn't kiss a girl for the first time till 18, didn't have sex till I was 20. I'm 21 now mate, literally gotta get going rn.
We're in the prime of our lives, literally 20-26 everyone's sex drive is up.
Quit spending all of your time indoors. Get some enjoyable hobbies going, enjoy your life. Work out if you don't already faggot.
Once you start doing this, start talking to more people. Be more chatty, spark up random conversations with folks so that when you do want to talk to a girl that you want to plow, you won't be a nervous weeaboo who's gross.
Best of luck, m8
In November
>pic related
>>768292094
February 2007
>>768297373
lost my virginity at 21
>>768292094
Couple days ago. It's shark week.
Last night.
>>768292094
Sunday, would have been sooner but gf is on period and neither of us are into red wing shit
>>768292649
You haven't had sex yet?
We can tell.
>>768292514
>My sexual partner
Is it just because I am a virgin, or is it fairly reasonable to say that I get a harsh migraine whenever someone talks like this? Way too serious, sucks out all of the beauty and romanticism in life.
>>768292094
MOAR.
Last night
>>768292094
Dude do you have any pics of this chick without her face all dumb looking? Seriously looks like an ex of mine from FL.
>>768292094
a year or so
couple weeks ago with this chica
>>768293496
Ouch. I remember that. You go so long without it that it becomes even more awkward to bring it up. Marriage blows.
The Day i was Borne
>Insol
>>768293915
I'm going to call her to tell her you posted her info online.
>>768292094
The weekend - I started a new job that cuts down on weekday fuck time with my wife
>>768297373
Nope, first kiss at 20, lost virginity at 22. There's still plenty of hope. Don't dwell on it too much, work on yourself and it will come
2 days ago
was amazing as always
Wednesday. Fuck almost every night. Stayed up to play vidja so none last night.
Pic related
>>768292094
this morning
for real
A long time ago wife doesn’t put out much
>>768292094
With a woman?
January 1st.
With a man?
About 2 weeks ago.
March. Girlfriend broke up with me in early April. I found out she started fucking our manager. Going to get that asshole fired.
About a year ago. Been on the grind for too damn long, gotta slow down I guess.
>>768299164
But are you at the point yet where you don't care because you're sick of fucking her? Because that's coming.
A month ago.
Facefucked some shortstack hooker in a park bathroom eleven at night.
>>768292094
>this variable has not been set
This AM.
>>768292094
Last week. Wife been on the rag. Def gonna fuck her tonight tho.
>>768299281
That's why God made the asshole.
>>768292094
This morning with one of my former student.
>>768297398
That's the ultimate relationship. Soneons feeds and entertains your female while you're breeding her. 10/10 would never usd a condom.
>>768299281
When the red river flows, take the dirt road.
>>768292094
10 was the last time I got raped ?
currently 26 so 16 years
>>768292514
Scum
Yesterday with my wife - on wednesday with my beloved.
>>768299366
Nice
>>768292094
Almost a week ago.
Three days ago because my wife is on her period
march 2017. I don't meet a lot of single girls
monday morning. It was ok.
>>768299366
might be the saddest thing i'll read all day. and i was already torn up about scott hutchison's death.
>>768292094
literally never
>>768292094
a year or so, just before psoriaris ruined my skin and fucking with that little self esteem i had
>>768292094
Tuesday.
>>768297823
Yeah your definitely a virgin. Exhibit A.
>life does not equal sex
Exhibit B.
>Having taboo sex is the best sex i.e. cheating, incest, age difference etc, etc
This morning.. plan on doing it again this night
>>768295514
https://m.pikabu.ru/story/strashilka_na_noch_1421027
xaxaxa
don't forget kids hughe heffner lost his virginity at the age of 22 and after that he was like the sex master
>>768297580
>>768297648
>>768298759
Thanks anons
3 days ago. But, I am coming off of a 3 day speed binge. So, you better believe it has been sex with myself for the fast 3 days.
I can't actually remember. I'm sure it was atleast a few times this year.
About 5 hours ago. Friend and I were running a train on my wife. Ended up DP - he came in her pussy as I came in her ass.
Shit was cash
Last night
Some time in summer last year, but that was with a guy. With a girl it's probably been over a year.
Like an hour ago at my GFs house.
This morning
Dec 2015, stopped caring now I spend money traveling and on my hobbies. Fishing trips are damn expensive
>>768301729
Do you still masturbate?
6,5 years ago.
>>768292094
When's the last time I had what now?
About 4am this morning. Wake up sex with wife, I don't even remember how it started cause I was asleep. I wanted to go back to sleep afterwards and she didn't though, so was kinda shitty.
>>768301917
Of course, who doesn’t?
>>768297602
What's related ? The cliff you are gonna throw yourself off for not having sex since November?
>>768292514
You gon’ git shot, har har.
>>768292200
Aye, same. On 4/20 too.
It wasnt that great.
I just laid there
>>768293352
Why not? What would make you get into the mood?
>>768293915
I’m going to care none.
>>768292649
Did you tip your fedora after pressing pushing post you faggot?
>>768302110
Dunno, I've been thinking about not caring for sex. But it feels like jerking off would bring me back to accepting sex, when offered, which in turn would be the slippery slope leading back to wanting to fuck.
Or did you mean you stopped caring about pursuing sex. But would still smash, given the opportunity?
>>768293549
Hey were you the guy who fucked the fat tinder date? She had a really fishy vagina? From the regret thread
>>768302579
You hit the nail on the head I stopped perusing women felt like the time and effort weren’t worth the sex. Now if a offer presented itself I wouldn’t pass it up. However I’m just average so that never happens. Perhaps I’m just tired of these 5/10 females acting like they are 10/10’s
>>768292094
Not in this life
>>768292094
2 years lmfao
I can't cope anymore boys, after i go to japan this year i will probably end it
>>768292094
Never
in about a year I will become a wizard
>>768292094
Summer of 2007.
>>768302966
Bro if you really wanted sex you could pay for it, no different than paying for dates in my opinion. But if you really feel like you want to end it why not go out with a bang? Do some good on the way out and take out some of these ass backwards terrorist? I mean your ready to die right? Take some garbage on the way out with you. Be remembered as a hero.
>>768292094
Last Saturday.
>>768292094
an hour ago in my car
Today this morning
Never, and will never.
>>768302896
I like that concept, since I never was one to chase girls and found the whole process of verbal flirting somewhat retarded.
However I still feel like I didn't have my fill yet. Like I never had that sexual experience, where you enjoy eachother until exhaustion and bask in the afterglow, indifferent to the world outside.
But maybe I'm just romanticizing sex too much or I'm playing the wrong field. I'd definitely enjoy being taken care of/guided, by a perceived authority figure. I can't seem to find them among girls of similar age (27) and some men are quite attractive, but also often meatheads.
Did you have an inherit feeling of missing out or did you feel like you've had enough?
>>768292094
At 06:55 after the kids went to school.
Wednesday
2009
>>768292094
last night after work with fiance
>>768292897
>I-ITS THE HERO OF KVATCH! AN HONOR
This morning
1993, sophmore year. fat bitch who liked black guys but reluctantly hooked up with me. She freaked out over my dick size.
I went asexual.
Tough being an autistic white guy with a big dick.
>regulary has sex
GET OFF /B/ NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
>>768292094
Almost a week ago. It' usually around 3-5 times a week. Or at least get blown.
3 years ago
>>768303662
Oh ya I do feel like I missed out a bit, I wasted too much time being in a relationship with a toxic person which ended when I found out that she was just a cheating hoe, the next relationship didn’t last long cause she was the same. Women just can’t control themselves so why try to even bother being with them? I just ended up looking at it logically the amount of time and effort for the amount of sex received wasn’t worth it. I dont want to worry about catching a STD because my girlfriend couldn’t control her primitive urges. I’d rather spend my time having fun, if you are having fun you’re really not thinking about sex. You don’t have time to. For example I have a pretty decent job in California. I think I spent close to 12k on vacation and hobbies last year, and I’m still putting plenty away for retirement. If a woman came along that really liked me and eventually wanted to get married it’s only happening if she’s signing a prenup.
Blowjob two nights ago from wife of 15 years. She's down for whatever but my god I've been craving someone different
>>768305912
That’s the grass is green on the other side scenario, bitches are lazy these days, surprised your wife still gives blowjobs that’s pretty rare after that much time together.
>>768292094
2015 if I remember correctly
>>768305912
Also surprised there’s another oldfag still on these boards
This morning. Three holed the missus and dumped my load up her ass. Shit was cash.
Pic related.
>>768306095
And that's the battle anon. I appreciate what I have but I've got that caged animal feeling these days.
>>768306384
Guilty. Old fag here
anyone wanna fap together? kik
>>768292094
Christmas
of 2016
>>768305912
you should love her and appreciate what you have you selfish boomer faggot
>>768306717
Then maybe you can try a swingers club if you think she’s up for it
>>768306883
Shut up cancerfag he could be in his early 30’s
>>768292094
3 years
>>768307210
statistically unlikely
your demise will come too on the day of the pillow, boomer sympathizing scum
>>768292094
Month ago with my S/O. We've been together 2+ years but i'm going to have to end it at some point becase I dont want kids and she does. I've had to urge to cheat and have a side chick lately, I'm so fucking horny and porn is boing, we never have time to have sex because we have busy schedules and shes in grad school. I don't complain about it but its getting tough. Don't know what to do
i won't cheat but its a lie to say I don't fantasize about being in an open situation.
last week
>>768307358
Learn your place
>>768306883
Calm your bitch tits virgin
October 2017
>>768307424
I feel genuinely sad for anyone whos been here since the beginning, what a pathetic waste of space
Last night, fucked my gf in the shower then fucked her ass, came inside, felt good man, but all the anal and hot weather is causing my dick to chaff so that blows but whatever
>>768307638
>comes to last time you've had sex thread.
>has never had sex
>>768307424
lol i fucking hate this stupid picture. back in 2005 all you ever fucking heard was "lurk more newfags you are the cancer killing this site".
Even in the "good old days" there were threads of "remember when /b/ was good? /b/ was never good". Theres always some gatekeeping nostalgic faggotry
4 days ago. I have a chill fwb who I meet about once a week to chat, get outside, and fuck.
She likes collecting lingerie too so I get to fuck her in something different almost every time.
Submissive little 5'1 thing.
>>768292094
24, roughly 12 years ago
>>768292094
I woke up a couple hours ago to my wife slowly stroking my cock. I let her put some lube on it and keep stroking it for a while, then I bent her over and pounded her for a few minutes then nutted inside. I went to the bathroom, by the time I cleaned up and took a piss there was a drink and some re-heated home cooked food on my desk waiting for me. Life is good.
>>768307777
Them quads though
14 hours ago.
>>768307777
quads of truth
wanna go to the secret board anon?
>>768308081
>on today’s episode of things that didnt happen
>>768293068
Yup, I hear ya. Same-ish here: >40 yrs, it somehow is not so important (anymore).
>>768292094
More of her OP?
Yesterday
