Greentext bread >be me, 2013 >ausfag >write massi
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>be me, 2013
>ausfag
>write massive green text story titled 'The Story of Button'
>about anon and his gamer grill friend
>think similar to Tasha's Brother epic greentext
>minus the incest, additions of tail buttplugs
>people seemed to enjoy it
>4chin called me authorbro
>kept writing about the adventures of a faggot getting cucked by a cute grill
>most people came for the sexytimes, stayed for the story
>continued writing the story for a bit while posting new 'days' on /b first, then a blog
>eventually got doxxed by fan with pickle rick level of autism
>literally turned up at door step with trench coat, fedora, bouquet of roses
>can't even make this shit up...
>had to call cops
>called me a fucking faggot while being dragged away in cuffs
>hurt my feelings
>quickly started shutting down accounts and editing details of story
>killed my vibe to keep writing
>get emails 24/7 from people calling me faggot and to hurry up and write more
>having flashbacks
>can still remember his odor and ear popping reeee
>fast forward like 3-4 years
>still get dozens of emails every week calling me faggot for not writing more
>decide OP must delivrar
>start writing story again
>only source of meme's is meme review and 'vines that keep me from ending it all' youtube compilations
>mfw I'm now a normi cuck that only know's knows dead maintstream maymay's
>mfw when I'm going to have to finally return to 4choob so to find the nice fresh edgy stuff
>tfw when i'll probably have to post a hot grill just to get this post noticed by all the 2018 soyboi's on 4chainz
funnyreaction.jiff
requesting more recent greentext's to add to my collection. I will share what I have, as old and dead as they might be
Blog with most current version of story (no ads) - Will update with this thread link as proof
https://thestoryofbutton.wordpress.com/
Here are screen caps of original post on /b - note: outdated and full of mistakes, only useful as reference
https://imgur.com/gallery/rxEkU
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That was the last of what I have. If you guys could atleast give the thread a bump before clicking off to read the button story... Otherwise nobody around to keep thread afloat
>mfw I didn't think this through
>>768281416
posting tail pics because dunno what else
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>>768280749
>bLOG
>>768281292
son of a bitch
>>768281919
did say website, literally at max char limit
>>768280749
Dammit authorbro you better not be fucking with me.
How’s things been?
>>768282530
Oh you know... trying to figure out what memes are still fresh and what's a no no
also, pic related
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Yo fuck this captcha system...
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this
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>>768283772
I spent longer then I care to admit trying to figure out what you are referring to and how a screen cap of elon musk's twitter is relevant
what am I missing? Is this a new meme? am I that old?
>>768281172
Well actually, the blood to an erectile penis is pumped from the other body parts, so they do kind of shrink. Also: it's not a same as tits growing, cause it's a temporary change without the outside resources (food).
>>768283907
Just google manhattan signature and thank me later
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>>768283986
aahhhhh you slyyyy dog you... I didn't think to actually read the tweet.
What a world we live in, even 4chan is getting more sponsors then pewdiepie these days
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I remember finding your story one day and getting hooked af. If it's really you, the story was great.
>>768280749
Dude, I have the link to your story since the end of 2016, waiting in my mailbox. At that time I had finished reading the two first Storybro greentext (on a google drive). Kudos, will then start soon then.
>16 at the time
>madly in love with a girl in my class
>way, way out of my league
>amazing rack, big eyes and a really cute smile
>I usually sit right behind her
>her and her other hot friend like to tease me from time to time, because I get nervous as fuck
>months of this go by
>me sort of ignoring them, them probing for a reaction
>I had funny hair, a lock in the back was always sort of pointing up, could never get it to go down, like an awkward head boner
>girl asks me if she can put a hair clip in there to pin the thing down
>I say "h..hokay"
>she turns around, sits on her chair on her knees, puts one hand on my desk, the other is going through my hair
>"it's so thick, I wish I had hair like that"
>all the while I'm staring straight into her cleavage, which she practically pushes in my face
>she leans on my shoulder and puts the clip in
>then sits back down and gives me a super cheeky smile
>the next day I complement her on her shirt
>she actually blushes a bit and says thanks
>do this a couple more times over the next few weeks
>one day her friend is sick, so she's alone
>math class
>she asks if she can sit next to me so we can do the exercises together
>she's having trouble, so I explain how to do some stuff to her
>she says, "you're so smart!" and pinches my knee
>stare at my books the rest of the class
>a week later, her friend is back
>her friend turns around, and says to me "you know, she thinks you're really cute..."
>in total shock at this point, super happy inside
>what comes out of my mouth is "yeah, okay"
>it sounded super sarcastic
>her friend and her look at each other, both kind have kind of a disappointed look on their face
>she asks if she can go to the bathroom and when she's walking out I notice a tear on her face
>literally never spoke to her again after that
I know there's atleast 20 of you little fucking soy boi's here somewhere
At least bump the thread or post a greentext as tribute you ungrateful little Trap loving Gen z wafflefucks
pic related
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>it's ya boi
>faggy the faggot
pic related, proof
>>768284776
I'm actually reading storybros stuff as we speak for the first time... don't tell him lol
I shouldve read it ages ago
I actually had to double check the post dates of his story and mine because there's so many similarities at the start that it looks like one of us heavily ripped off the other
Turns out it was just coincidence I guess
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Back to cuckit, kike
>>768285110
Just got here, have a bump faggot
>>768285029
this kills me because I had a similar situation with a female friend of mine
>be 14 or 15 on field trip
>hang out with my fem friend all day
>be laughing and doing friend shit all day
>shes super close to me all day
>touchy feely shit
>be awkward as fuck
>we leave on bus to go back to school at end of day
>be sitting together at the back of bus alone
>she sits close, VERY close
>I turn to say something
>shes moving in for a kiss
>I choke up and pretend one of class mates call me over
>go sit next to random class mate
>end of trip
I still think of that till this day and it eats me away inside
>>768285147
new friends are as edgey as ever I see, some things never change
>>768285029
ouch... was this like a recent thing? Is there any chance to salvage? School was literally 15 years ago or something for me, but kiddo's these days can browse 4champ on there little lunch break so I have no idea how old this story might be
>>768285110
I still have to read his Nightmare story, but damn, he gave me some much emotions on the two first one.
Do you know how long ive been waiting for you to finish the button story faggot?
You are right, i came for the sexytimes but stayed for the story.
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Yeah that's what I keep hearing. I've tried to pick it up a couple of times but the start of the story is sooo cringe. It's the same with mine though... I was re-reading over the earlier stuff to make sure I didn't fuck up and continuity stuff while writing Day 8... holy shit is it cringy...
Oh well... No point stressing now
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This was about 15 years ago, I turned out fine. I can laugh about this stuff now.
I ran into the friend (not the main girl in the story but her friend) a few years back at a wedding by the way, we talked about that moment and it was a very open conversation without all the teenage angst. I basically told her that I was too insecure to go after what I wanted. Turns out the friend kinda had a crush on me as well. Would have hooked up with her that night of the wedding too if I wasn't already in a committed relationship.
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>still get emails regularly and 90% of them say exactly that
>pic related
Ironically, I cut out so much actual story and plot to fit in lewd stuff because I thought that's all anybody cared about
>>be me
>>make friends with cute coworker
>>she's married
>>challengeaccepted.jpg
>>Become really close friends
>>she isn't getting any sex at home
>>wants my dick like crazy
>>realize that she'd be homeless if caught cheating
>>don't fuck her
>>live with strong sexual tension with best friend
>>Feelsbadman. Jpg
>>768286099
The lewd stuff was great, but when I first read the story I was in a bad place and your story made me see a lighter side of a break up...I know that sounds cringe as fuck, but its true.
>>768286244
Just don't get caught stupid
>>768286311
That's not the issue... She's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and it wouldn't surprise me if she ended up telling him
>>768285781
It's the authors curse, always feels incomplete. But his story is very unique, how to describe the smallest details into a full chapter or so.
He lived and wrote for us, hang in there bro.
does anyone have the story saved about the guy whos sister keeps sneaking in to his room of a night while he is "asleep" and gives him head until one day she sticks his dick in her ass whilst he pretends to be asleep?
>>768286426
Don't make that your problem. If she wants to be homeless that's on her
>>768286644
Look on the drive: tinyurl.com
/allthewincest
>be me
>authorbro
>finally return to deliver
>storybro reached out to me via email a few months prior to see what I was up to
>join his discord in hopes I might find some people to proofread/critique/advise
>chatting away
>couple of the guys don't understand why I'm post weird pictures in response to some things
>tell them it's from my old reaction folder...
>I kept my /b folder on a bitlocked thumbdrive and found it the other day by chance
>treasure trove of old memes, porn, etc dating back to 2010
>"what is it with you authors and reaction folders"
>try to explain that it has nothing to do with being an author
>every serious lurker had a /b folder
>every /b folder has a reaction folder
>"oh... so you do that instead of just using emojii's"
>tfw emojii unironically
>tfw I also feel like an antique
>>768286866
You're exactly the kind of sociopathic edgelord I'm not gonna be. It is my problem if she ends up homeless, you fucking miserable excuse for a human being
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>/allthewincest
Yeah ive already looked there, it seems like a hard one to find as ive only seen it once in a wincest thread
>>768287038
you should upload the folder dude
>>768286607
I can relate more then ever now... I'm nearly reaching the word count of the previous days days....
>not even lunchtime
pic not related, I'm just dumping rando shit I'm reminiscing over
>>768287252
honestly... /b was a different time back then
I'd have to remove a lot of questionable stuff before I felt safe putting that folder anywhere near the internet lol
pic very related....
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I opened up the unsorted folder
>nope
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upload it to some temporary upload site
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>not sure if stupid.. or...
>>768288953
I read your shit 3 years ago and thought it was pretty good. Good for you man.
>>768289720
i lucked onto one of your original threads when you only had a couple of days written. followed as much as i could and generaly reready once or twice a year when im feeling a bit down. like most people its the story rather than the smut that has me coming back (still keep the smut tho). Might need to go give it a read again soon as i might be made reduntant on tuesday
bump
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>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
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that's lenfriend i think
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>>768280749
>>be me
Who the fuck else would it be
