Celebrity thread
It's late or it's early edition
>>768280291
TRANNY QUEEN TAY TAY
>>768280291
who knew tay's peen was so small
>>768280422
Lucky faggot
>>768280457
Kek
>>768280422
The indian dude looks like Raj from the Big Bang Theory
>>768280575
Okay
Who
>>768280587
phonefag
>>768280648
Sry
>>768280648
Have you made one of the blowjob scene anon?
>>768280770
So wholesome
>>768280777
I can make it. What BJ scene?
>>768280834
In The To Do List
Are you the OG webm bro?
>>768280943
I'll get on it and I guess so.
>>768281064
>what's a computer?
>>768281080
I mean the anon who used to put "w" before all his webm filenames?
>>768281127
HAMSTER OwO
>>768281153
Schnoekies! Eeeeeeeeeep!
>>768281136
Oh, no. I've just made a hundreds of webms for these threads and hardly anyone else does.
>>768281216
What's the origin of the word schnoekies?
>>768280540
It is
>>768281249
Good work anon
>>768281269
It's Yiddish For "Little Darling"
>>768281276
I see he does theatre as well. I saw him in another pic a while back on stage
>>768281352
Jewess Queen is teaching her top pledgeling well OwO
>>768281388
Yas! O_O
>>768281371
Are you stupid ? All three of them are from the big bang theory
Chlo lips
>>768281548
A VJ for bats?
>>768280231
It’s way too early here
>>768281573
I'm serious. That Indian guy DOES theatre performance as well
>>768281577
>>768280575
*'s body double
>>768281623
Get head from Cheryl NOW
>>768281573
I'm sorry to interrupt but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.
>>768281759
Y'all motherfuckers are overreacting. Really.
We're in an age of transition. We've got one part of the world (the 'west') in a state economically, ethically, and socially better than anything else ever in human history. Since the industrial revolution exploded in Britain, Britain and its peers (mostly america, canada and eastern europe too) have been developing in leaps and bounds ahead of anywhere else on the planet.
Still with me? Now, finally after America's post world war II boom has died, that development is slowing. What happens now is that the rest of the world that was left behind is starting to catch up. Right now most of Asia is not a great place to live in general, but that is slowly changing. China is going through an industrial boom a lot like Britain's back in the 18th century. Without the help of excellent circumstances like what America had (after wwii every country is in a shit state except america because it never got bombed or invaded, so they can sell fucking everything to everyone) it's going to take way longer for the developing countries of the 21st century to catch up, but they'll get there eventually.
So stop bitching about immigrants. In another 2-4 generations they'll be well cultured, english speaking, educated and contributing citizens that happen to be browner than us.
pic unrelated
>>768281414
Be strong little pledgeling OwO
>>768281609
knee grows
>>768281772
>Most overpopulation is spurred by births in developing countries, where the birth rate is two-to-three times the replacement rate
>As living standards rise in developing countries, people have less children
>Based on current trends of increasing living standards, it is estimated that world population will peak just shy of 9 billion by the end of the century
>Thereafter, the population will begin declining as the birth rate as a whole will fall below the replacement rate
>For nearly a century, people have been warning of overpopulation, predicting that by the middle to the end of the 20th Century, overpopulation would become so severe that resource depletion would become the standard
>Overpopulation and resource depletion would result in food shortages, gas and heating oil shortages, and other disruptions to the system, causing riots and economic contraction in most markets
>these predictions, like the prediction of a late 20th Century ice age emerging, we’re all bullshit
>there is no foreseeable danger of resource depletion, and humanity has, primarily as a result of market forces, adapted to use resources more efficiently or switch to alternatives when a resource becomes scarcer
>OP’s premise is utter horseshit
tl;dr version: OP is a lemming falling for the same crisis scam that has been fed to people for decades
Welcome to the future where I am still grinding your nuts into a fucking pulp after the last woman joke you made. As a feminist I don't expect you to understand how much we try to please you and you shoot us down with another insult. I'm done kiddo you can kiss your spot on the train station good bye because that spot is now reserved for my purse bitch. I'll have you know I've killed 387 terrorists (all men) in Aleppo and my blood lust won't end until I'll vaporize you into a pile of ashes. Step up and ill burn you like jew in aushwitz. I've got more social justice warrior status then you and I just sent a police squad to your house thinking that your El Chapo, prepare for a bullet storm. Maybe you should have looked where my eyes are not my boobs, peace.
>>768281758
She’s got lips that could kill a man
>>768281676
Are you one of the unsee anons?
>>768281849
How big are her tits
>>768281789
Eeeeeep! Schnoekie hamster will try his best
OwO
>>768281899
Dubs checked
Hamster crowned
>>768281880
They’re not huge but still very respectable titties
Anons i need your help
Help me not cum for taylor swift. I need to cum for any celeb but taylor swift, its getting unhealthy for me
>>768281737
Maybe, but it shows her face in that same shot, I just edited it down because the 2MB limit. I doubt they'd get a double and go through the trouble of swapping faces when they cold have just shot and edited that a little differently.
>>768280540
this motherfucker!
>>768281961
Is she on her knees Will?
>>768281991
Mclovin?
>>768282002
I fucking wish. I know she would suck my soul out in a 30 seconds max.
>>768282081
Through that 8" straw?
>>768281858
nah I only dabble in clawie sorry
>>768282098
Presumably yes. I’m not talking about my toes.
>>768282163
She wouldn't even get halfway down
>>768282156
beautiful skin
>>768282035
no the anon saying it looks like Raj
>>768282156
Want me to make an unsee to post some clawie in?
>>768282209
No way, Madi’s got to be a campion cock sucker.
>>768282287
She is, she'd suck you so well. It's just too big
>>768280269
What movie is this?
>>768282264
Piss off.
>>768282285
https://static.chlomo.org/gallery/photoshoots/chloe_moretz_if_i_stay_portraits/
>>768282482
Freaky Friday
>>768282482
8 Simple Rules
>>768282482
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
>>768282482
Mad Max
>>768282482
Valentine's Day
>>768280231
>y, those are $0.00?
>>768280231
celebrity = kike puppet
Stop sexualizing her.
>>768282661
Cease your faggotry! This man is innocent, I say! INNOCENT!
>>768282313
You don’t think she could open her tight throat and take it all?
>>768282733
No, no, do you really expect her to? It's too big
>>768282680
never
>>768282889
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Dis is not good. Not good at all O_O
>>768282842
Maybe not, but I’m gonna make sure she tries.
>>768282988
You said you only have 30 secs before you shoot, what are you gonna do?
hand
job
Denny's
>>768283163
>>768283173
>>768283187
>>768283202
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>768283163
>>768283173
>>768283187
>>768283202
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who all /day drinkin/ in here lads?
>>768283163
>>768283173
>>768283187
>>768283202
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>768283251
/Day pill-popping/
Me
>>768283251
Before or after Job Centre+?
>>768283302
O_O
>>768283302
Get ahold of your life mate, come on...
>>768283350
Before, duh!
>>768283366
Eeep! Eeep! Hamster going cray cray
>>768283403
No, you don't have any right to tell me what to do. Buzz off!
>>768283403
What would Tay think if she saw you collecting the dole?
>>768283377
sauce?
>>768283477
I was just messin around, I work at a bakery but not today.
>>768283459
Where's you wheel OwO
what did he mean by this
>>768283498
the killer inside me
>>768283542
Claire?
>>768283065
Don't mind Will, he's known to blow his load and then takeoff without saying anything. ; - ;
>>768283516
Get a hold of your life, herman
>>768283590
BD and Will comparing dicks when?
>>768283538
I need to find it
>>768283065
I’d have to give her all sorts of encouragement as I shove it deeper. I’d probably ruin her pretty make up
>>768283590
BD you don’t know shit
>>768283717
What are you gonna say when you prematurely cum all over her tonsils?
Now he's abusing me like a battered housewife!
>>768283707
I want to devour every inch of her body for hours.
so hard for babs
The only way is through the path of righteousness. Vanquish your demons!
0/10 not enough gay jerking
ass for days
>>768284117
post her is a good start
>>768284142
Kanye wrecks
>>768283784
I’m gonna tell to get ready cause we’re just getting started
>>768283814
Oh you’re fine. Quit being a drama queen
>>768284176
How many times can you go back to back?
>>768284194
>Believe it or not!
>>768284217
Giant forhead
>>768284242
Ripley's Believe it or Not!
Rip thread rip OP
>>768284200
Usually twice, but for a succubus like Madi, probably more.
>>768284158
mmm <3 i'll post more Kimmy~
>>768284165
He does. He wrecks my ass with his BBC.
>>768284179
You're being gay but not gay enough!
>>768284345
And where do you like to blow your load?
>>768284367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s
>>768284527
OOOOOOOOOOOH MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
>>768284564
MOMMY MY DICK MY DICK
>>768284564
You're peach. Good little sissy.
>>768284579
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
>>768284579
No, my dick. Suck it.
Heard you like cock
>>768284693
Irish filly <3
