How do I get rid of my acne? It's disgusting to be me.
>>768278709
female contraceptive pill
no shit
>>768278709
How do you even shave like this
Dear fuck, this board isn't going to help you. Go to a dermatologist.
>>768278709
>>768278709
How the fuck does one get acne like this?
>>768278709
this is how.
Sweet mother of god OP, go to a dermatologist or something like that.
>>768278709
shave it
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
>>768278709
Simply stop drinking Liquid sugar "Coke,MOUTAINJU,GAYTORAIDS,ENERGYDRANKS"
Wash your hands
and don't touch your face so much you pleb
>>768279068
and then rub it with steel wool and alcohol
>>768279072
nigga what the fuck
>>768279072
My man!
>>768278709
nice hair tho. balding head for ur acne? deal?
Pretty sure there is some kind of internal factor for which you need to be prescribed medicine for, for your face to be that bad.
Start by drinking at least 3 liters of water per day. The effects from that alone will be dramatic. Get off the sugar. Other then that I'd say get the fuck to the dermatologist and get some shit called hygerm
>>768278709
a belt sander
>>768278709
vitamin a?
>>768279072
i kek´d.
>OPs face when
I really wanna rub my itchy back on that check.
don't judge me
>>768278709
how fucking satisfying would it be to scrape that off
>>768279287
I would love to pick at it
Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
Get a good razor blade.
And slit your wrists.
>>768278709
Just be confident bro lmao
>>768278709
More pics
Try a potato peeler m8
Wash the face with proactive 3 times a day, use sulfur, B.peroxide or S.Acid cream after each washing, and apply a moisturizer on top. Young impovished men often forget neglect that important step.
snap, crackle and fuck...
>>768279072
>this fuckin copypasta again
Anon please.
Don't people in this thread know often this image is posted?
>>768279371
pro active is a bleaching POS. Don't use. Get roaccutane or something OP. It actually works.
Alright guys, we are going to play a little game.
>How much pus (in milliliters) is inside of OPs face at any given time?
my estimate is 50 ml
>>768278709
Try supplements with zink. Pumpkin seeds are a good source of zink.
>>768279339
>>768279072
EPIC MEMES, ANONS! EPIC MEMES! CAN YOU POST MORE OF THAT EPICNESS?????
>>768279448
theres a lot of newfags these days
>>768279474
Be sure to wash your hands in the zink.
Start washing your face multiple times a day. Switch to a diet of foods with low oil content (lots of vegetables, lean meats like fish).
>>768279072
>>768279448
fergi gives me a serious boner for some reason
>>768278709
hoooh shit u should not be allowed in public
Go to a dermatologist. Home remedies won't work now.
>>768279542
Well /b/ has always had newfags, but now it has cancerous newfags
A fucking cheese grater
>>768279650
hol up
A cheese grater
>>768279404
Posting copypasta in a copypasta thread? The madman...
>>768279659
I like that people always give the same replies, thinking that they're doing something new and clever when a thousand other people have already been there before.
>>768278709
Get a wet towel, sleep on it.
imagine pressing onte the largest pimples and watching the flesh tear away as the pus shoots out
>>768278709
dermatologist followed by plastic surgery to get rid of the scars
>>768279659
>le epic hol up meme
What's next, dude? You are going to ask if people want to eat shit from an pathetic teen singer?
>>768278709
Get a job working as an alien on Star Trek.
I feel like that'd be really satisfying to scratch off, do that.
>>768278709
To late your agne ist already the dominant life in your Body. Just surender and help your agne to get rid of you instead.
>>768278709
Stop using your current pillow case.
>>768278709
go all natural everything. argan oil and witch hazel. no alcohol no drying agents all natural shit
>>768278709
>>768281197
Yeah he's richtig, jumping from a skyscraper is your best option.
