just got caught fucking jerking off.
share your experiences or fuck off
thanks
>be me
>alone in my apartment
>gf out of town, her grandma died
>mother has the keys to my apartment
>has never been a bother
>start beating my meat
>headphones REALLY good, can't hear shit outside of asian girls moaning
>see my door beside me open
>my mom
>awkwardly say "Wow. thanks"
kms.
i forgot we were supposed to drive up north today to visit some relatives and that's why she's at my place rn.
too embarrassed to even go out of my fucking room
what the fuck do I do?
>>768277234
kys
>>768277234
ask her if she liked watching
Assert your dominance and confront your mother naked and masturbating. You would be even more bad ass if you had your phone in the off-hand blaring porn
Is your mom hot?
>>768277234
F.a.g.
>>768277234
Sister and friend caught me
>>768277378
ok
>>768277492
not gonna do that LMAO
>>768277547
cool idea, shit outcomes
>>768277613
not really, no
>>768277234
>mother has the keys to my apartment
do you expect me to fee bad for you?
>>768278158
her parents have the keys as well, it's just that my father died some years ago, so it's just her.
Who fucking cares how does she explain she caught her son doing
Wanktime to anyone without coming off as a weirdo
Just Pretend it never happened she will.
>>768279018
Alright, will do. Thanks
Move to another town, or give her memory altering drugs.
>>768277234
>gf out of town
You done fucked up OP. Number one excuse girls use to cheat. You know she is getting dicked down hard while you sit here like a cuck.
1996
Working at a video store
We had a "back room"
It was closing time
I was bored
My coworker goes to count the money into the safe in the office
I pop in a film on the preview monitor at the front desk
I lay down and start going to town
I hear the bell of the front door next to me toll
We hadn't locked the door at closing
I turn off the video
I drape my shirt over my junk as quick as possible
Guy hands me his videos, has a smirk on his face as he leaves
No idea how long he was watching
Fucker was probably fapping at the front window or something
>>768277234
Who gives a fuck, most people wank man.
Talk about it with her, dont, make a joke, who cares. If you mother is mature enough she doesnt and nore should you, I bet your mother has and still does rub one out from time to time
>>768279803
nah dude, she'd never, besides her grandma died and the only reason I didn't go to the funeral is because I couldn't because of personal reasons
>>768279927
oh also one of my firends used to try and shame me by catching me wanking until the last time he caught me I didnt stop and just stared at him eye to eye until he left
>>768279927
how reassuring
>OP, I recommend changing your name and moving town, I would
>>768277234
> be me starting puberty
> little brother sees me jerking off one morning to vhs tape of a european ad with nude ladies on it
> he tells his basketball team, mostly older kids
> i catch 3 years of constant shit from year above me at school
not. fun. times.
>>768279803
> girls get wet as fuck when a family member dies
ok dude, will take that under advismente
>>768280124
how old are you? only teens would blow this situation up so much that they think they need to move towns.
>>768279961
>personal reasons
like you're too busy jerking off?
>>768279872
So you were masturbating laid down behind the till?
>>768277234
the woman did your laundry and washed your crusty socks your entire teenage years. she knows you masturbate. and you came out of the woman's vagina for christ's sake. she doesn't care. don't make shit more awkward than it has to be; just pretend it never happened.
>>768280151
haha what a faggot jerking it to nude women.
>>768280479
Let's go even further - every single mother knows that their son/daughter masturbates. Everyone (maybe not asexuals) has sexual desires that grow through curiosity. There's no way a mother can raise a child without knowing that.
>>768277234
just explain to her that she should be thankful it was regular human porn
>>768277234
Yeah, i experienced this once, i was alone, laying in bed, with dick in hand, eyes closed and earing some shitty loud music so i didn't noticed the sound of the door when mom entered, when i opened the eyes it was to late to cover and she just reacted like nothing happened.
If you stop, then it's embarrassing - if you continue while staring him down, then he's the one who's gay for watching
she caught you doing something so tame it's not even worth mentioning
like, you could have been dressed up in a full fursuit with a dog on your back.
>>768277234
nigger boys/dudes/men jerk off. if your mom is too much of an uptight bitch to come to terms with that reality, I got news for you.
but seriously, just shrug it off. no big deal.
>>768280520
ikr. gayest shit i ever did man.
>>768277234
>>768280642
when I was like 14 I had a pillow with really soft stuffing that I had cut a hole in, and I used to put it between my mattress and box spring and just go to town on it.
one day I'm kneeling there on my knees, pants off, humping my bed while staring at a Fredereick's of Hollywood catalog when without warning my mother opens the door and pokes her head in, "Oh... Dinner's ready." and walks off like nothing happened.
Never mentioned it, never talked about it, never brought it up again, thank fucking god.
>>768277234
Why didn't she spam the bell?
Her key is for emergencies only unless you've said otherwise.
>>768280895
She usually rings the bell first. I dunno what happened to cause her to simply enter. Karma I guess.
>>768280841
Is this Joe from Dallas?
>>768280151
Kill him
>>768277685
Si. Falso y gay
>>768279872
>Fucker was probably fapping at the front window or something
Yeah. Fucker was fapping watching you fapping.
Who are you? Trump?
Your mom saw you naked as a baby and plenty other times
Nigga she dont care
Least some nigger didn't catch you. They would have proceeded to rape and murder you and then you would be dead. As far as I am concerned, you dodged a bullet here.
>be me, 14
>in my room cock out in my hand
>jerking to Kelly from "Married... with Children"
>sister steps through open door
>my hard cock still in my hand
>oshit.jpg
>sister stares in my eyes trying to ignore hard cock in my hand
>keep my hard cock in my hand, hoping to playing along with the staring game
>tells me her abut
>hard cock still in hand
>probably talks like 10 seconds
>turns around checking TV what I'm jerking to
>walks out of the room
>awkward as fuck
>never spoken about that again
>>768280222
/thread
also checked
>>768283166
no that didn't happen. She laughed at your tiny willy and told your mom and dad.
They rushed in and all pointed and laughed at your micro penis.
To this day you still have not left the basement.
>>768283407
not exactly
Why does everybody thinks that there parents didn't mastubate. She knows what you did and dit the same planty times. Just be normal.
>>768277234
Shit, I was hoping it would have been your gf's mom who caught you.
>>768283522
ah yes, i am your sister
>>768283166
How old was your sister?
>>768283847
i am 12
>>768277234
Is your gf's mom attractive?
>>768282406
to the video, you fucking oxygen-thief
>>768283753
4 years older, so she couldn't have been 18 cause she moved ou beforet.. so me 13, she 17
>>768283916
You're 12 years old?
MODSSSS!!
Big fucken deal. We're sexual beings and 90% wanks on a regular basis.
And the other 10% is pretending they don't.
And all these stories..chances are same amount walked in on someone doing solo porn. What did you think then? That person was a freak? Or just careless?
>>768277234
>Work close to home
>wife's at work
>kids at school
>come home for lunch everyday
>not unusual to crank one out
>porn playing loud on living room tv
>blow a load just as the babysitter walks in
>she turns 180 degree and goes back down the hallway
>I cleanup and awkwardly explain that it was unintentional
>2 full hours early?!?
>She was probably coming to my house to crank one out
When I was 16 my 14 year old sister walked in my room and caught me jerking off. She smiled and asked if I needed help with that. Was a little weird at first but she gave me a great HJ and I came buckets. She giggled and left the room.
>>768277234
>what the fuck do I do?
Realize that you mom will be rubbing one out tonight picturing you as you beat your meat.
>>768280895
Wow, REALLY? What a thunder, dumbass.
Spamming when u cant get it to do what u want is a classic chickenshit move of never-got-spanked spoiled little tentrum throwers who were raised by single mothers with no strong male models in their lives.
Wait you were that guy with 1# record of restraining orders filed against him by his current girlfriends arent you?!
I had my cousin catch me jerking off back when I was 13. I was groaning and cumming as she walked in. I kind of played it off like "do you like what you see" and she just left the room in disgust. She's always hated me ever since and thinks I'm a disgusting sexist.
