>Wake up.
>This is about to sit on your face.
Wat do?
Sweet release is coming, I just need to overcome this final hurdle.
>>768276953
is...is it trying to communicate?
>>768276953
Let it sit on my dick and rub penis and cum on it
>>768277002
Hahahaha
>>768276953
Go back to sleep.
Roll out of the way, it'll take the hambeast at least 5 years to lower itself down to me
>>768277417
I must have missed that episode of Sesame Street/The Muppet Show
>>768277588
Kermit the frog wasn’t in Sesame Street idiot.
>>768277671
Sorry for not watching it recently Jim
>>768277671
He was actually.
>>768276953
suddenly believe in God and ask for forgiveness and pay
>>768277671
He was.
>>768277067
KEK
>>768276953
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Slap it on the ass and ride the wave out
>>768276953
NO NO NO NO ESCAPE EJECT FUCKING HIDE
>>768278114
Fucking classic. That image, or at least a variation of it, is over a decade old. I remember showing it to my friend in high school.
>>768276953
Allow it because that’s probably the only pussy ill ever get
>>768278015
unsettling
Throw the thing from orbit and see if it survives reentry.
(Spoilers, it will.)
>>768276953
i had a good run up to this point guess this is the end
>>768276953
Run
Keep running
Don't stop running
Call local zoo about being nearly attacked
>>768277671
Yes he was dipshit.
>>768276953
JESUS FUCK!!
That is freaking disgusting.
>>768277002
Hehe
>>768278015
Jesus hahaha. Screenshot
Stab it
Eat my way out.
Accept that my face will be the pancakes that she eats afterwards
>>768276953
That's some dead space shit
>>768283259
>she
what if its a guy?
>>768276953
Administer last rites to myself
Make peace with the fact that I will soon find out what is beyond this life
>>768277671
Yes he was
>>768278389
Underrated post
Pull out my pistol and shoot myself, I would say shoot her but I'm not sure a 9mm could get through that wall of flesh
>>768285821
Change the pronoun then idc
>>768276953
SO MANY BUTTS!!
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>>768276953
Set it on fire and kick it
>>768278015
>you
Lol BRRRRRAAASP copypasta
>>768278389
Poster is depressing as duck at least pay for better shit you fucking poor cunt
>>768277671
do you have autism,don't state facts without verifying them retard. kys
>>768276953
Pray for salvation
>>768277671
Neck yourself you fucking faggot
>>768276953
Ask the emperor for protection
