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Shitpost thread
Let’s make /b/ into random again
>>768270497
None of this porn, furry, trap, dick rate bullshit
Look at me i'm shitposting and nobody can stop me
gotta go for a second brb
>>768270650
Stop
>>768270890
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>>768271173
Matter of fact I am just laying down
Anons
We lack direction
Our purpose must be...
random. Because the lulz are worth it.
>>768271229
Y O U W I L L B E S P A R E D
J U S T L A Y D O W N J U S T L A Y D O W N
>>768271244
nice. How old?
>>768270865
Turns out your chocolate milk was a magician, as well as delicious.
>>768270497
whats this picture of? this subreddit is weird
>>768270890
Ok
>>768271357
Hi im 12 and wat is this
>>768271438
No context pictures
>>768271481
its a frog
>>768271481
Have a picture of my friend i turned into a react.
>>768271529
>>768271655
YES!!!
>>768271655
Not sure
>>768271636
Those pesky gremlins
>>768271747
>>768271695
Mommy says i cant talk to strangers
WHERE THE HELL IS MULDER??!
>>768270497
>>768271815
Nice boat
>>768270497
You're fighting the combined horniness of a thousand degenerate faggots. Against the power of fapping there can be no victory. We must fap with them anon, we must fap to traps.
>>768272133
>giving up and fapping to penors
Ive been here too long to watch to join the ranks.
>also a fuck ton of filters prevents it anyway
>>768270650
>>768272133
It’s so sad that this is the society we live in
Shut the fuck up
>>768270497
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>>768271636
first time ive ever seen this image
fuckin wish i hadnt
>>768272716
fuk u
>>768272133
kek fml
>>768273672
wat have you done
>>768271324
just kys just kys. just kys. fucking kys.
>>768273732
waht
This is the best thread on /b/ right now
>>768273613
>>768274020
its over frens
>>768274158
>>768273508
oh my why would they do that?
>>768274320
because he was a fucking kike
>>768271636
fetal alcohol syndrome of a down?
>>768274819
Thats my poppa ;;___;;
>>768272603
raybay
>>768275588
>>768275588
heil
>>768275346
looks like mean cat prolly deserved
>>768276042
moar of this
How to I make a job resume?
>>768276132
>>768276271
yas
>>768276271
Bum
>>768276500
checked best grill
>>768276554
>>768270497
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>>768274081
True
normie shop decoration can be interesting
>>768276649
cont.
>>768276129
lost
>>768277139
lol DO NOT WANT
>>768277243
woop woop jebus
This really the best /b/ has to offer anymore?
>>768277636
>>768276725
NOOOOOOOO
>>768270650
Is this a succubus
>>768276042
>34
>>768279226
No its a Dachshund rolling on some chalk graffiti.
>>768279341
>>768270497
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
>>768280076
just.
what the shit.
>>768280283
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>>768280076
Edgy af. 6/10
>>768273741
When is it too much?
>>768280519
>>768280519
mineral spirits and drying agents in paint usually disolve rubber pretty fast. i know this from experience. wonder how many floors and walls this hack r.i.p.ed
10/10 life hack. would shitpost again.
>>768276986
modern art bru
>>768277135
Cat Earth Convention
>>768280645
unless its water-based
>>768277443
10 Scary Creatures found in the Deep Sea
>>768280803
ive seen this before. is this real?
>>768277576
Bucket List
чё eбaть
Yo, can someone pass me an invite for /b/etter /b/ Discord?
>>768281252
fucking slav kys
>>768276533
Did he actually shoot himself?
>>768281354
yep. retard is retard
>>768281354
i've seen this original video and read the news article. apparently, there was nerv gas in the room.
>>768281132
WAAAAAAAAS WILLST DU TUUUN?
Pycнявый бaмп
>>768271636
>those limbs
nigga they're diseased, look at how swolen that leg is, it's fucking huge. What the fuck is going on in there? Hypothyroidism? Look at that periorbital swelling, that shit edematous? Somebody get these goblins to a pediatrician already.
>>768270497
>tfw EA sucking dick
>>768281794
bullet would be more cost-efficient
>>768271636
At what point do you decide drowning is a better option?
>>768281445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_pMvmSP6RQ&spfreload=10
hab daraus nen Song gemacht:
>made a song based on those lyrics:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mECFJfq3ly
>>768282037
well, that is a good choice if they wanna help them but can't afford a pediatrician
>>768282332
>webm damaged
lol or kys reaction?
>>768278991
anyone got sauce for this, I want to watch some tv today and this looks good.
>>768282513
tv show strain. some flashback or whatever
>>768270497
>y, those are $0.00?
>>768282620
ur contribution is appreciated
>>768273647
Would someone get banned if he asked for more of this?
>>768282807
reported
>>768270497
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>>768283003
>be 5.2 years old
>can't walk down on 362th Street anymore without "Hoopster" McFranken threatening to fracture my testicle
>no choice but to go to Derkling "Germanic Bob" Del Vepetraika for protection
Welcome to the boomtown...
>>768270497
Four out of five cups contain milk, that truly is the devils coffee.
>>768283098
what does that even mean, (You) cunt?
shameless bumP:
>>768282245
>>768283158
>>768283111
It means now that I've got Ceciltine P.X. Ubstertonian watching my back my balls will fear no more, fuck everybody, Pantsy Boy is back in the saddle
>>768274191
nice rare
>>768283320
b-but its shitposting thread
>>768279341
No way that thing is only 34.
>>768283320
I hear you, I remember the days - driving a station wagon, pulling disposable razors on teachers, selling counterfeit bike locks and being the veritable fucking boss. I had to make a change, went to Big Shantz Mountain, Colorado population 25,620 and found the local paperboy, beat him up for his lunch money and purchased Shit's Hill Community Landfill - dedicated to daddy
>>768271519
haha, look at him go
>>768283453
>>768283427
Show some fucking respect - >>768283427
>>768283460
>goes to Sanderson L. Feef Community Pool
>gets beat up by Beebus Merkelsby
>>768283460
rude
>>768271815
Been a while
>>768283434
>dedicated to daddy
it was my first time raiding popsicle fields when i realized that eating snail feces could prolong my concentration while playing counterstrike. making my friends follow my advice was hard, since putting them in handcuffs and waterboarding them with my piss and semen proved to be a gamebreaker, as they had no more hunger for snails after that. my mom drove me back to Nagasaki and put me in a 1x1ft concrete box that was shut from the outside, not before burning me to ashes. in memory of mommy
>>768283508
>Beebus Merkelsby
my maidens name. add "Schröder Cunteater McMurphy" and you got my uncles credentials, too.
>>768280076
3/10, because I actually believe you typed this out just now, instead of serving old pasta. Post is objectively garbage, though
>>768283523 (suck!)
edur
>>768283647
>>768283578
I once shat myself to get out of a parking ticket in Krantzenstein County, Delaware - that was a rough time, I didn't think I was going to make it out of there - it wasn't just 1304 times ago and with it, there was only the time to be, and so shall you. When we were climbing up the classes in D.W. Fussbudget Point, Utah it couldn't have been
>>768283616
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>>768283647
He's a peach compared to "Faucets" McGovern and Timmy Dee "Six Dixons" Huirkelfluirk - the crazy bastards
>>768274819
his pee pee is ded
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>>768283766
>Huirkelfluirk
do you pronounce it "hoo-eer-kel-floyrk" or "huy-rkill-flerk"? anyhow, that was the first time i broke my wisdom teeth just by making animal sounds. the screeching had turned my nan deaf and i was flying a cancer spaceship with multiple tumors on the outside to get her medicine. luckily, no sudden apparitions of thrusting dicks in the air that day and my mouth stayed clean for a while. it was difficult back in '67 not to get your toes pulled by 6year olds who were actually allowed to do anything really, including homicide and spilling glasses of cocoa.
>>768283766
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>>768283371
yeah and how can i find solace in nose bleeding coffee table books???? like FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I&spfreload=10
>>768283944
"hur-kull-flerk" and I saw your lawyer smoking PCP down by the teen center! You're telling me that Shemp Mirkanis is gonna take care of that parking ticket for me?!?!? And you had no idea he was in hock to Druscindus Balls-McGinty down on the Bawrey? That's it, I'M ROLLIN OVER ON YOU SWEETHEART, IT'S NOT GONNA BE FRANK SINATRA AND A SIX FOOT HOLE IN THE GROUND THIS TIME!!!!
>>768284151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA
what did you say to me you little bitch? i'll have you know I founded Goldman Sachs back in 1377 with only a tinfoil hat and two McGee brothers with conjoined ass cheecks.
Father McKenzy had his hands down my trousers as I slipped in and out of consciousness from draining my own pineal gland with a pencil. shit was cash. and same cash i deposited on my own bank account, ruling out the chances of ever meeting Floyd Connerhead McFompsclog Underschmidt Steve-Stevenson Spookyschmoosh Anderson Lloyd Webber Richardson Richardson (the younger).
>>768284406
I was thinking more along these lines - https://youtu.be/ljrFQyE1hAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xn90GqBxbU
no i was forkeen years old !
>>768284406
>the younger
thx for clearing that up. was confused. now am not
>>768276265
Idk you just write it. Shoud I post mine?
>>768284501
i wasn't thinking at all
https://youtu.be/ljrFQyE1hAg
never confuse Floyd Connerhead McFompsclog Underschmidt Steve-Stevenson Spookyschmoosh Anderson Lloyd Webber Richardson Richardson (the elder) with Floyd Connerhead McFompsclog Underschmidt Steve-Stevenson Spookyschmoosh Anderson Lloyd Webber Richardson Richardson (the younger) ever again using this simple trick:
https://d39qw52yhr4bcj.cloudfront.net/catalog/product/cache/9/image/750x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/w/-/w-ip-sl10304.jpg
image limit exploded
>>768284603
meant to link this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtWBqB0_aTA
>>768277576
weirdest boner ever...
[spoiler]more?[/spoiler]
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>>768276265
There are templates of resumes that you can find online, just fill it in and make sure it doesn't seem too copypasta for what job you are applying for.
