Whats the worst thing you'd do for a million dollars?
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Whats the worst thing you'd do for a million dollars?
Poop on the dinner table on Thanksgiving I guess.
>>768268002
just about anything
>>768268087
that sure was mild
>>768268002
Not reply to a your mother will die in her sleep tonight post
Depends on what I have to do, If i have to pay taxes on it, the level of illegal action I might have to do and the cost in legal fees and time not earning at my current salary.
>>768268002
go to the dentist for a routine checkup and cleaning
>>768268002
Will I get away with it for certain? That heavily influences my answer.
OP's mom.
>>768268127
Christ. this guy means business
>>768268002
Reply to this thread
>>768268002
would litetally never been so ladder when that comes
Vote Democrat
>>768269000
>would literally never been so ladder when that comes
You fucking what m8?
As far as it isn't more than 2 years in prison and I won't suffer from permanent injury it is fine.
>>768268127
i've done that at least a hundred times.
>>768268002
Get circumcised
>>768269201
You sick son of a bitch
>>768268002
Fuck a nigger.
>>768269347
...and received nothing
>>768268002
Work.
>>768268002
Vote Hillary 2020.
But then I'd spend it hiring assassins to kill her, so...
>>768269665
turned it political
>>768269422
turned it racist
>>768269201
also turned it political
>it doesn't make your political affiliation look good with you rape baiting threads into some stupid ass debate over it.
>go ahead and be racist tho, at least nothing changes.
>>768269665
Tool.
>>768270436
Daaaaaaamn
>>768268002
Your mum.
That's a lot of money. When you say worst "thing," how much work is actually involved in said thing? Can I do more things for more millions? Am I guaranteed that no one will find out and that there will be no legal consequences? Do I get the FULL million or is it taxed and is it guaranteed to be real money? Details, mate, details!
>>768268002
id eat cereal without any milk
>>768270712
Whoa, take it easy, man. You don't have to prove anything to us.
>>768268002
get into hollow empty relationships with women I'm not actually interested in and treat them poorly.
>>768270809
i meant id fuck my mom without a condom, goddamn auto correct always trying to make me look like way more of a bad ass than i could ever hope to be
>>768270694
It's up to you. Whatever you would do for a million. You can say you'd jack off a horse for a million dollars if guaranteed no one finds out.
inb4 fuck op's mom
>>768271145
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
too late for that one nigga
>>768268002
walk up to a group of hard ass negros in a compton ghetto and do a pooh on one of their shoes
Rip the tag off my mattress
I'd burn $1 million.
>>768271145
Lol, you have to pay $75 to duck her, you don't get paid for doing it
Give your bitch herpes.
>>768271367
Quack.
>>768270978
Sir, I would go full Thanos and flip a switch that brutally raped, tortured and then killed half the planet or more randomly (minus myself, of course) if I was guaranteed to get that much money with no consequences.
Have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>768271513
I've called the authorities. You're going down, sicko.
>>768271513
I just swallowed back my vomit you sick fuck
1 million isn't enough, I'd need guaranteed 500,000,000 US dollars, immunity from any and all legal action against me or any of my affiliates, and access to any and all weapons or supplies I may require
>but I would hunt down and murder over 2,000 people in the span of one week.
>no bombs or explosive devices
>>768268002
For that money I'd fuck your mother or sister
>>768271583
>>768271608
i dont see anything wrong, is it cp
if it is then i will report it 100 times
and im not enlargening bdcause ew
>>768271672
>2,000
Smalltime.
>>768271713
Wat
I would be willing to sit on /b/ all day every day, refreshing the catalog every 60 seconds to see if there's a YLYL thread that I could post bananas in. Then I would post bananas in it.
>>768268002
If it's just all in cash like that then I'd do a lot fucked up shit. Depends on perspective my man.
>>768271751
And logs, right? Can't forget the logs.
>>768268810
I'd pay to do op's mum
>>768268002
Eat my dads asshole out after a nasty diarrhea
>>768271838
i would do that too, but sadly I don't have 1 million USD so I can't afford that
>>768268002
>Wtf? what do u, say about of that, guys??!
>>768271828
>>>768268810
>I'd pay to do op's mum
Just ask honestly she's used to it
>>768271739
I'm not trying to challenge myself, that number is doable within the time I've designated and it's mutually beneficial
I get to kill people AND I get my money for completing a relatively simple task.
>>768271751
I'd kill everyone.
>then give the money back
>>768268002
Have my nose and dick swapped.
>>768268002
If nobody knew what I did probably just about everything except murder and such. Wouldnt suck a dick for even a million though If people knew...
>>768273057
That would suck to be your mother.
>>768270436
The fuck do you think you are, nigger?
>>768268002
Deathrape 3000 kindergarten kids
>>768268002
I'd kill someone for that amount. Not anyone, but if I was offered a million bucks to kill anyone, I'd gladly go kill some random hobo.
>>768271364
>burn 1 million dollars
>not your million dollars
>makes your million dollars worth slightly more
Nice
>>768273304
You know they just care about you and they just don't want you drinking all the time right?
>>768273333
1. You're a faggot
2. Don't pretend you'd do it for the money.
>>768268002
Kill someone i guess.
>>768268002
Poop
>>768268002
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my morals have no price. standing tall, with a clear consciousness, and a life of virtue before God, has no price.
>>768270436
butthurt sjw
Id fuck a 2/10 landwhale.
She would have to pay that much for it.
>>768273558
Found the guy who does not know how low his morality can be purchased for.
>>768273558
ayy lmao
>>768273558
haha very epic post anon. wish i could upboat this 100 times!
>>768271713
Yes it is cp
I'd do a lot of things for a million dollars, but only if i wont get caught
>>768274631
We all know you would.
>>768269000
Oh, I get it.
Nice.
>>768268002
have sex with ebola chan
>>768273970
Chubby People?
chop my dick off
Kill myself
>>768270436
Butthurt niggerfaggot, why don’t you just fucking kill yourself? Or you could go ahead and keep being a worthless pile of fetid shit, either way nothing changes.
>>768279738
Like stab them with a shank made from a toothbrush or like give them some kind of disease from dipping the toothbrush in a vial of aids and brushing it in their face?
>>768268002
>Whats the worst thing you'd do for a million dollars?
vote for trump in 2020
>>768280278
found the snowflake
I consider myself a buddhist, but right now I'm contemplating if I would kill somebody for a million dollars.
Buddha wouldn't be proud.
>>768280374
>the snowflake
>>768268102
I was thinking that to but what about mutilating a baby, i thought i could've done anything but after thinking about that theres a few things i'd limit myself from :/
>>768280029
why not both? shank them and let them die from an infection due to a fecalmatter smeared toothbrush?
