How do I stop crushing on every girl that I make friends with?
Chemical castration.
think of them like guy friends
>>768255276
you re desperate my man, im in almost the same situation.
Develop a draino immunity. Start small every day, and keep taking gradually bigger doses until you can scarf a whole can without even getting a bit of gas.
>>768255276
Negative reinforcement worked for me... Go to amazon and for about 35 bucks you can get a shock collar for a small dog. Put it around your cock and balls like a cock ring, making sure that the electrodes are fitted so that on is on either side of the bottom of your sack, up against your taint. Now, every time you start to crush on a girl reach in your pocket and give yourself a little zap. Within a few weeks your cravings will subside.
>>768255276
get over yourself you retarded faggot
>>768256000
tried that but it just associated electricity with romantic pleasure for me. Dave from accounting pranked me with his shocker ring and I accidentally fell in love with him
>>768255276
You don’t;
It’s call human nature, just don’t be awkward or come off as too strong and you’ll be fine
Go gay.
>>768255276
stop making friends with the kind of girl you would crush on, you stupid incel
>>768255276
It's called being a homosexual. I'm assuming also you haven't dated much. Get into a few serious relationships and you'll start finding things that really bother you. Things you don't even know about. In the long run it will help you figure out which girls should stay as friends and which ones you should try to date.
>>768256889(you)
Sorry I meant to say heterosexual
>>768256695
incels don't even have friends to begin with, this guys just awkward.
>>768256889
>>768256917
samefag
>>768255276
Don’t make friends with girls if you’re too spergy to just be friends with them. Either pursue them romantically right out of the gate, or be friends. Choose and stick with it. You’re not gonna get laid trying to be their friend anyway.
Easy, quit being 14.
>>768255276
Start sucking cocks with them... That way you can be cum sisters
>>768255276
It's okay to have a crush on a woman. I'm in my early to mid 20's and I still crush on just about all of my woman friends. Just don't let it go farther than that. Be selective. Don't throw yourself at the feet of every person that shows you kindness. Unless you want to be a swinger and just fuck any woman you can, which I have to say is a pretty sick life tbh, have dignity and respect your self.
>>768257608
God you guys are such nerds
>>768257722
Ey, I fucked my married coworker and read Juana and the Dragonewts' Seven Kingdoms to her afterwards. I thank god that being a nerd became cool and shit cause I got absolutely no pussy in high school, and now chicks literally want to suck my dick while I play super nintendo.
>>768255276
get a girlfriend
>>768257997
> people that think cheating makes them cool
This guy asks for advice and you tell him to shock his balls.
Have to chose between friend or not retard!
Either fuck or don't.
>>768255276
If you're crushing on them that often then a small part of your brain probably isn't seeing them as friends that happen to be girls. I'm straight, have plenty of friends that are girls, but don't ever crush on them - might harmlessly imagine them naked but there's a big difference between finding your friends attractive and actually crushing on them.
It's up to you to realise they're just friends. Put them in the same category of your brain where you store people like family and guy friends, not in the place where you store potential mates.
>>768258289
What can I say, I don't subscribe to monogamous life. I tried that and it sucked. I'd rather be alone and make out with random bimbos at the bar every weekend.
>>768258707
That's all good and dandy, but if you're making out with married bimbos that are monogamous, then you're just as white trash as they are.
>>768258661
Good read
>>768258834
Hahaha when did moral faggots like you invade this board? I'm not going to defend myself. I know that I'm a piece of shit. I like my guitars, my drugs, and woman. I'm fine playing in a small band until I overdose or kill myself in my early 30's.
>>768255276
stop making friends with girls, it is that simple
>>768259026
>you will make it to mid 20s
>>768259026
not trying to teach you shit, just called you white trash. soz if I struck a nerve
>>768259119
this.
>>768259153
I've heard worse babe ;) you're alright.
>>768258834
If they’re fucking other dudes, they’re not monogamous, now are they?
>>768255276
This is really easy. I've had this problem occasionally but the trick is be friendly with girls that just are not very attractive, or just have personality flaws you dislike.
Once in a while you might want to fuck them but you'll really regret it and probably won't bother even if you're desperate.
>>768256000
>6000
>>768259402
obviously not, but their husbands probably think they are
>>768259511
Yeah, that’s fine, but then that’s not on the dude you were bitching at. He’s not doing anything wrong. The cheating bitches are by cheating.
>>768255276
You are suppose to fuck em all.
>>768255460
That's the gayest shit!
>>768255276
you have to realize that they arent being nice and laughing with you because they want to be with you you dumb faggot.
>>768255276
what are you in fuckin high school you little bitch? i think 9th grade was the last time i had a "Crush"
>>768259900
agreed
>>768256601
Underrated comment
>>768260013
probably the last time you talked to a girl too
>>768260133
aww did i offend you lil buddy? sorry. don't post threads if you can't handle people making fun of your dumb ass thoughts.
>>768259921
this.
>>768260292
That'd hurt i i was op
>>768260351
cool kid.
>>768260351
Why would that hurt? People get crushes on people. That guy is just trying to pretend like he's not a beta. Obviously he's a really big bitch and is afraid the class is going to make fun of him if someone finds out he likes a girl.
>>768260461
lol afraid the class is going to make fun of me? you must be in high school still.
>>768259600
moralfag incoming: if he knows they're married then yeah he's doing something wrong. It's trashy and pathetic
>>768260573
You said that like twice already. Is your brain running out of cells? Dipshit.
>>768260133
>>768260351
looks like someone has a crush on OP
>>768255276
stop being a teenager
>>768260655
your brain doesn't run out of cells. i applaud you for your effort though.
>>768260713
Our first date is sunday
>>768255276
I'm somewhat awkward when I meet a new cute girl, but here's what has helped me. I'm a professional musician and I work with a lot of talented hot chicks. When I didn't talk to them, they just thought I was the weird guy, so I just started considering them off limits to begin with. No matter what, I'm not going for it. I started saying things that I wouldn't normally say, and acting more like myself. The result was that their friends started to notice, and so I started getting friend hits. The girls I work with are still off limits even when they start to get friendly (it's empowering to turn them down). The same concept works with girls who are friends. They are off limits. Nail their friends.
>>768260756
this. he shouldn't even be on /b/
>>768257472
Ever heard of catching feelings?
>>768260765
fresh. i bet you're the class clown.
>>768260351
kek OP pretending not to be OP
I fucking hate when this happens. It only ever happens after we talk for a while. Women always seem to bring up their sexual fantasies with me. I have no fucking idea why. I start catching feels. I eventually just block them because I no longer see them as just a friend but someone I want to fuck and I know that would never happen because they aren't into me that way. It always seems to be women who are in another state, or country.
>>768260763
Oh my mistake I didn't know you were just lacking them to begin with. Have you tried rubbing them together to see if they'll multiply? I only mention it because I'm betting the only things that you rub together is your hand and penis.
>>768260713
ooooooooooo
>>768260765
Bet its part of those truth or dare.
>>768261048
got me my dude
>>768261081
the last time i heard that i laughed so hard i almost fell off my dinosaur.
took you a while to think that one up, and you still fell flat. "rubbing brain cells together" yikes kid just give up already, you're attempts are making me cringe. and then you end with an attempt at a masturbation joke. your age is showing. cringeeee
>>768261373
Well fancy that I didn't know we had the moral arbiter of comedy present. So glad you could join us your highness.
>>768261526
cringe
>>768255276
When you realize you just want to fuck a warm hole and not marry any of these hos you will get your priorities straight.
1. Make money. Bitches like stability
2. Be outgoing. Bitches like confidence.
3. Fuck bitches. Don't marry them, fuck them.
Easy. Then maybe, after you've gone through a few, one of them will be good enough to have a real relationship with. But getting all mushy about every girl you talk to just sets you up for failure. A woman is a warm hole, this is the primary male MO. Stop being such a estrogen-filled numale.
>>768260944
not going to happen shill, girls don't "catch feelings" unless you come by a million in cash or they liked you to begin with. You know deep down if a woman likes you or not, don't waste your time when you could be going after another girl and testing / developing game. Practice talking to them, confidence is key, don't be a freak unless they to are a freak. Some chicks like to be chased, they like the thrill or turning a guy down and you have to be okay with that, sometimes the only way to win their game is to walk away and wait for them to come to you. They are not judging you on if you are a worthy mate, you are judging them. Take this to heart and you'll be rolling in action.
>>768261526
just stop responding and he’ll stop making you look stupid man
>>768261654
You're assuming women want relationships and not just to ride the cock carousel.
>>768261526
your shits all fucked up and u talk like a fag
>>768261882
They all go through a thot phase you just gotta find one thats ready to be cuffed
Never catch feels for a hoe thatll destroy you
>>768261912
he got excited I was paying attention to him and was trying too hard.
>>768261882
How do you figure that by the info given in the post?
>>768262109
fuck you to cunt, im not talking to you
>>768255276
Pegging.
>>768262260
>literally talking to me
>>768262387
obviusly
>>768262387
KEK
I’m the same I have a gf who is married and getting the divorce finalized in like 8 days we live together but I work with girls. All girls and I can’t help but want to fuck them all. Even fucked one on my break at 3 am in the back of my car I just can’t help it. I mean my gf is like an 8/10 but I can’t bring myself to only fuck her
>>768262680
In your dreams nig, got any poof?
I find my self staring off of the moist chasm of pink wetness here and there... i've learned the following:
>>most 8-10 girls know how good looking they are, and are therefore are 85% terrible people with manipulative and pathelogical dispositions.
>>the same could be said of that slam piggy you totally think is too ugly to get it elsewhere. there's more desperate, sad lonely men than you could ever imagine.
>>There are STDs you can still catch for having low standards... just because shes a solid 9, you think because shes cute she can do no wrong and not considering quality..
>>The natural order of things doesn't halt because you think in your Testosterone flooded brain bitches be jus' holes. Cause and Effect: Dipshit alpha breeder males breeding with beta breeder females. Our taxes go up, and so does the population... with both of your mouth breathing, breeder genes.
>>768262784
Yeah actually I do but then noods don’t have time stamps cuz that’s fucking ridiculous what proof you want
>>768262260
op go outside talk to real human beings, you got some pretty bad autism or fucked level social skills
get off 4chan and help yourself
>>768262797
found the virgin
>>768263000
trips.
get your eyes checked. you dont know shit
>>768262797
>>768263000
This guys a fucking wizard
>>768263074
trips dont lie faggot
>>768263000
TRIPS
>>768263161
would you even belive me if i said yes?
what proof do you do I have not practiced what I preach?
>>768262797
Except the population level for anything to be sustainable is so low countries basically need immigrants and don't fund educating their own people virtually guaranteeing mouth breathers anyway. You're spot on about everything except the population going up.
>>768263235
Hes on the defensive
>>768263251
in US culture.
>>768263000
Trips
not all of them can be truth I guess..
>>assuming
Kiss one of your crushes OP, once you realize how easy is to get girls, you wouldn't have that problem anymore
>>768263499
>>768263235
>>768263074
same fagging so hard
>>768263316
>>looking for a rise by inciting the oldest locker room lulz
>>this lonely
>>768255276
stop being a 13 year old a forming crushes.
>>768255276
self respect and practice
fuck with ugly chicks and progressively bang hotter chicks until you realize they're all the fucking same and not interesting beings at all
>>768263797
fortunately for me im not bending over backwards to prove im not a virgin
>>768263710
Your wrong.
Pic related.
>>768263710
ohh no you caught me.
not samefag btw.
>>autistic troll confirmed.
>>768263972
>>768264033
2nd time hes been wrong in this thread alone lmao
>>768255276
get a girlfriend instead of just wanting one underage fag
>>768263966
says the kettle who keeps feeding me.
>>768264077
>>768263966
>>768263710
>>768263316
>>768263101
>>768263161
>>768263000
>>all productive wastes of debating skills that could be otherwise used to fund a lawyer career.. making actual money. All so he can be a righteous, Midwestern american troll on the sewer of the internet.
Goodnight sweet prince. 1992-2018
>>768263370
It's the same in every first world country.
>>768255276
Drink a lot of salvia kilos
>>768264795
must be tough being retarded
