Bros, what’s the easiest/quickest/most painless way to kill myself?
*FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY*
Please don’t actually kill yourself, I don’t want that on my conscience
If you can get a hold of lethal chemicals it’s that way but the cheapest and easiest i’d say is jumping
Remember a fall from 85feet has a 100% fatality rate with extremely few exceptions
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>>768254496
I don’t want to burden other people with a big mess to clean up (hypothetically), so jumping off a building is out of the question. Hypothetically.
Alcoholism...
by the way...
>pic related
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>>768254671
Ok well ima just list some ways I don’t want to die then: disease, burning, drowning, blood loss, asphyxia
>>768254839
That one takes a long time though... unless i just down 2+ bottles of vodka or something in one sitting. but that might be messy.
>>768254133
Why is it that you want to know this? Do you really want to?
>>768254987
Those are all pretty bad. I wish we could opt for an assisted suicide at any point in our lives instead of just when we get old/disease ridden...
Cheese cutting wire hangmans noose, super glue your hands to your head and jump off a two story building to the sidewalk below while no one's around. When someone finds you it will look like you ripped your head off.
Find a syringe, fill it with air and pump it into your vein
>>768255273
No lie that’s actually badass
>>768254839
>>768254913
Closest I got
>>768255106
Just for fun.
Investigate the Clintons
Find a deadly spider or something
>>768255423
That’ll do it!
Connect a tube to a helium tank.
Connect tank to gas mask.
Put mask on.
Set dial to push about as much helium into your lungs as air.
You'll die painlessly.
>>768255273
Sick. Wouldn’t it rip your hands off too?
>>768255303
Sounds gross. Also painful. I want something painless. I’m a coward... hypothetically
You could rig up a machine deep within the woods that drops maggots and worms to devour the corpse after you shoot yourself
Pros:
>Instant
>No cleanup for anyone
>Potentially help the ecosystem
bumperino
>>768255532
Hmm... creative. I wonder how much you feel when you shoot yourself in the head. and how long you feel it.
>>768255494
The cutting wire is around your neck only
>having to actually explain this
>>768254133
>what’s the easiest/quickest/most painless way to kill myself?
GEE WHIZ I'VE NEVER EVER EVER SEEN THIS QUESTION ASKED ON /B/ BEFORE
>>768255494
I don’t think this whole suicide thing is for you...
>>768255759
For some reason I was envisioning it as just stretching across something and me jumping onto it.... I’m stupid
Heroin overdose. Literally you wouldn't feel anything.
>>768255795
the world doesn’t need a coward like me anyway....
Have your mom abort you.
>>768255898
Stupid idiot you should kys lol
>>768254133
Easiest and most painless is old age. You don’t gotta do anything but exist.
>>768254133
Old age.
Liquid plumber enema.
Easiest: Jump off a fucking parking garage.
Quickest: Blow your brains out with a shotgun.
Most painless: Chow down on an handful of sleeping pills.
People die on accident all the time. You really must be a waste of space if you can't even figure out how to end your own life on purpose.
>>768254133
Jump off of a very tall bridge.
Walk into oncoming traffic on the highway.
Blow your brains out.
Ride a snowmobile full throttle into a tree.
This last one actually killed one of my mother's friends back in the 80's. She had a branch go straight through her head. I heard it was pretty grizzly, like eyes out of socket and basically hanging from the tree by her head.
>>768254671
why do you care you'd be dead
>>768256120
>>768256128
Heart attacks can be extremely painful and agonizing
shotgun
>>768254133
Shoot up a school and the cops will take care of it for you.
>>768256379
I literally already said this but no one paid attention.
>>768254133
Shotgun to the head has a 99% effectiveness
Nembutal or Charcoal
>>768254133
Just stop breathing
>>768254133
Smoke weed first
Just mix ammonia and bleach and take a big sniff, it creates mustard gas which is probably the easiest,quickest and most painless death imaginable.
>>768254133
Live out your natural lifespan with no fear of anything. Might as well try everything and anything you would ever want to do since any shame, danger etc. is meaningless. Ironically you may even find inspiration for your life's new purpose by acting as if nothing matters. The key is to act, though.
>>768256457
don't do this, survivors will tell you it's the most painful thing you'll ever experience even before you technically die
Good answers, guys. what do you know about pill overdoses? what could go wrong? which pills are effective?
>>768254133
Jack off to death. You’ll enjoy it in the process until it starts to hurt but since you want to die you probably have a pain fetish
>>768257125
Garbage, more likely to just choke on your own vomit than be a decent death
>>768256443
people are silly. definitely the way im going if i ever do it
>>768257125
solid no to overdose
>>768257212
That’s too tedious. also kind of impossible.
>>768257264
It’s possible.
>>768256443
OP here. I paid attention. what could go wrong besides bursting lungs?
>>768254133
mustard gas you filthy jew
Who’s the girl you’re posting?
>>768256196
just weighing my options.
>>768256414
U have to be black for that to work
>>768255475
Would it feel the same as getting laughing gas?
>>768257409
nothing at all that i'm aware of
Carbon monoxide poisoning
.357, hollow point, high grain round.
Put it STRAIGHT into your forehead.
Tear through frontal cortex, motor strip, blast out the back through your occipital lobe.
Anything that's "you" will be gone before the electrical signals can process shit.
Just be sure to aim true.
>>768257409
OP before you go, mind sharing whats driving you to this decision?
All butter diet.
>>768254133
> taking large doses of xanax and alcohol
>>768257795
I’m just so.... tired. Tired, man. I feel like a waste of space. I’m sad all the time, but I also feel nothing. I don’t wanna be alive anymore. Everything tips me off and shoves me deeper and deeper into this feeling
>>768258111
Trips of agony
>>768258111
pretty stupid question, but have you tried getting help?
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>>768258111
Mushroom/acid trip, sink or swim.
You'll have a new outlook on life, or you'll snap and kill yourself.
Be proactive.
>>768256275
I feel like for a lot of people, they want to commit suicide and imagine what their friends and family will say when they hear about it. They fantasize about even their acquaintances discussing their life. "He was so funny" "I wish I knew him better." If you burden other people it ruins that fantasy, because now everyone will say "How selfish of him"
>>768257633
It would feel the same as breathing air. You'd pass out after awhile and just pass away. Never waking up.
>>768258111
When I feel like that I just look at memes
>>768258301
yeah, nobody takes me seriously. i feel so isolated. i’m well liked and all that, so a lot of people just assume I’m being ungrateful when they don’t realize that it’s just a black hole inside of me despite whatever is happening on the outside. even in a room full of people I’m all alone. I guess I need to find more kindred spirits
>>768254496
>Remember a fall from 85feet has a 100% fatality rate with extremely few exceptions
Reminds me of sex panther. 80% of the time, it works every time
>>768256275
>>768258338
I love the people I surround myself with. I don’t want them to see be horrified and sickened at what I’ve done. I know they will anyway, but that just makes it worse if it’s a gory mess.
>>768258604
Wrong! “It works 100% of the time 60% of the time”
Well don't do it but heroin addicts kill themselves painlessly all the time.
>>768258677
>see
Kek. You know what I mean.
>>768258525
well i was more referring to a psychiatrist
>>768258604
My brother fell 50 ft and died but he landed on the back of his neck on a pointy rock.
>>768256287
Old people aren’t really people anymore though so it’s fine.
>>768258744
Money and time I don’t have at the moment
>>768258111
"When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn."
~Harriet Beecher Stowe
The gods are with you OP. Smoke some weed.
>>768254133
shotgun to the head
Who’s the girl in the pics
Why don't gun suicides just put a noose around their neck before shooting themselves? At least that way they'll die of hanging in case the gunshot isn't enough.
>>768259069
That's what the /r9k/ kid did and his mom found him it was pretty sad . Screaming and crying i don't think you want that.
>>768258111
Look, I understand you. Completely. But there is always a way. I know, same generic bullshit everyone says, but even when the light is most dim, there is always hope. Listen to me, look up for TD Jakes; that man helped me when I was at my lowest.
this is what cyanide does but it's pretty slow and painful.
>>768259062
go back to plebbit you fucking faggot
god doesnt exist, gods dont exist. any sense of living including consciousness or sentience ends when you die
>>768259231
Buddy it could be a shotgun to the head or a handful of sleeping pills. Doesn't matter. when they find you, when they realize you are dead, or if you go missing they will still be traumatized. You think the gore part is what bugs people? It's the loss, retard.
>>768259368
I think you don't relies how good life is until you see the end. This happened to me today so i am pretty happy to be alive .
>>768259368
Nature is god, you are nature, thus you are as well. You are not an organism thrown into an environment, you are an organism-environment singular process.
>>768259029
well i would highly recommend getting the money and time. it's the most fucking cliche thing to say, but permanent solution to a temporary problem is a real thing. try getting help before you make this decision. and it may take a long time to finally get out of this hole, but if it does work, it's definitely worth it
>>768258525
I think I know what you mean OP, sometimes I get a sinking feeling that I'm not really close to anyone, that I dont have any real friends. If that was constant or worse I can see it being horrible. What do you do in your time, out of curiousity, are you a student? Have a job?
>>768259130
a demon
>>768259498
Probably right but that poor woman walking in on that was horrific.
I think your question has been answered,
do it or dont.
>>768255273
I approve of this method.
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>>768260682
Thanks bro
>>768260889
in case you didnt see it >>768259637
>>768261063
I appreciated that comment a lot. Maybe you are right.
>>768258714
That picture so describes how I feel.
This too shall pass.
Or some cliche shit. For real though, things change. Blow your life up not your brains
>>768259693
A succubus
>>768261223
not trying to sound like a dick, but i know im right. professional help is your best option, not suicide
>>768259617
This
>>768261697
Something along those lines
>>768261699
True. But at the end of the day, I’ll still be me. I’ll still be a waste of space.
>>768261920
considering you have friends and stuff, you definitely don't seem like a waste of space
>>768254133
So tired of this question.
>best ways
1. Gunshot to the head 9mm or larger, preferably a rifle/shotgun round but if shotgun, it must be buckshot or slugs.
2. Helium exit bag
3. Heroin + Xanax OD (can be messy and not exact)
4. Car exhaust in garage
5. Hanging
6. Jumping from tall building
7. Lethal cuts and sitting in a bathtub
OP isn't even legit, so idk why I even respond. Too pussy to live, yet too pussy to even die. Life is your oyster with one the the best passports in the entire world for travel, and yet you're posting on 4chan fantasizing killing yourself.
Seriously, how pathethic.
>>768261894
women are trifling ass hoes these days, cant give your heart to one till you are 100% sure.
Don't let one make you feel worthless man, some are flat out vicious or unconscious of the implications of their private decisions in regards to male friends.
I just started seeing my ex recently again to see if i could make it work, i immediately started to become more suicidal and depressed like towards the end of last time we were together, told that slut the fuck off today and were done.
Don't let them in your mind
heroin overdose
>>768254133
Same shit everyday. Make this thread w tribute to heros past, give these tards something to think about
>>768262130
Life is your oyster and you're still here posting this shit. Guess we're the same
>>768262329
The one I’m posting is one of the good ones. kind to everyone, wish I could be more like her...
i know what youre talking about. Ive felt like that for a while now. People just don't see your tears in rain. My philosophy is to look at it from the perspective of eventually dying at some point anyway. You might as well just be, until youre not. Whats the point of taking your life if its gonna end at some point whether you like it or not?
>>768259368
Super edgy man. Don't mess with this dude holy crap
>>768254133
Get married, your life will be over.
