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What I this thing on my dick?
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looks like hair? Maybe even skin
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>>768253798
Herpes
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Lance it and find out.
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>>768253798
holy shit you've been infected by the fbi
you will glow in the dark in aprox. 13hrs
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>>768253798
AIDS
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Your pelvis. Follow it out far enough and you may even locate the rest of your body.
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>>768253798
Stop jacking off to much faggot
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>>768253798
the thumbnail looks like a monkey tit
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That is not herpies but you should definitely go to the doctors so they can check it out...
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Well, without a magnifying glass it's hard to tell, but that looks like what's called a 'glans'
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You’ve got a dick pimple. good job, you jack off too much
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>>768253798
that's a nipple
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>>768253798
that's a piss weak white head, come back when it engulfs the head of your dick or something.
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it's a zit
just pop it
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Pop it!!!!!
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>>768254622
this. i got one on my thigh today. they show up in random places sometimes, including your dick.
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>>768254414
I know...
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>>768254414
This is almost true. I've had these. It's more like you're jacking off wrong.

After you've had it a while, lance and clean it (really carefully obviously) It'll be fine.
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>>768254766
So I don't have herpes?
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>>768254902
Buy Acyclovir manwhore.
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>>768254902
You realize you have a local clinic that will take your blood and tell you if you have any std/aids/hiv

You literally need a license/ID
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>>768255478
For free might I add ..
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>>768253798
It's a dick nipple, very rare...
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>>768253798
Black Widow spider egg sac
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>>768253798
Don't be a pussy castrate the whole thing off.
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Check'em
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Pop it and pluck the hair. You'll feel the relief after that. I do it enough to know.
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>>768254902
does it hurt ?
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>>768253798
hahahaha nigga you got da herp
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I hade this before and i just poped it and the liquid inside came out like a skinny worm and it dident hurt
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Don't listen to these nerds telling you to get tested. You are fine.
It is a pimple on your dick. That's it.
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>>768256311
Only when I touch it
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Looks to me like an enlarged follicle due to ingrown hair
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>>768253798
I thought that was a hairy tit.
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>>768257903
Does that exist?
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It's a cyst. Don't listen to these assholes.
It's a benign bit of bullshit. Nothing you need to do about it. It's just a part of you.
It will be difficult to lance and will come back.
I've got them all over my horrifying body.
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>>768258265
I guess you're right
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>>768258265
This
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>>768255478
>>768255571
Not in Nevada. Vegas anyway.
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>>768253798
Hep A
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>>768259196

summerlinfag here
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>>768253798
if u had unprotected intercourse within the past day or so, then its HPV
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>>768254241
keked.
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>>768259460
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>>768253798
This is the worst case of West Nile Penile Virus I have ever seen. Your penis will need to be surgically removed as soon as possible.
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>>768253798
Ewwww! Get away from me!
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It's a dick nipple. Rub it until it secretes that sweet, sweet milk.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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>>768261494
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Get it surgically removed.
Your penis, that is.
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>>768253798
please pop and post pic
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>>768264502
this
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>>768253798
Ingrown hair. Basically a zit caused by a hair growing under the skin. Likely because you pulled a hair and it broke under the skin then started to grow. YouTube solutions. Happens when waxing also.
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>>768253798
cyst
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>>768253798
bro, that's just a wart. go to the doctor and just have it removed. it's cheap and way better to have them do it rather than you trying to freeze it off and end up cutting a hole in your dick.

I have one on my finger and i'm just too lazy to go to the hospital and have it removed
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>>768262411

Ah nuuuuu
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