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Hello /b/. I am an actual female, if that means anything to you,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hello /b/. I am an actual female, if that means anything to you, and I am seeking attention. I'm bored out of my mind. Anyone willing to waste their time on me would be much appreciated. Maybe I'll show you my tits. Hurry up before I kill myself though.
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You're trying way too hard.

Timestamp or gtfo
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Post ass with timestamp
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attention whores are a waste of oxygen
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>>768252514
Tits with timestamp
Or gtfo
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>>768252514
Ass pics
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>>768252597
Lulz I tried
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>>768252596
Well I tried something else and it didn't work...
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>>768252954
Would tap
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>>768252954
Kik ?
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Tits or gtfo.
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>>768252954
do you do drugs
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>>768253183

She's probably not cool enough, sorry anon.
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>>768252954
How the fuck did it take you 18 minutes to post that
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>>768253183
No, I'm too lame for that.
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>>768252514
go enrich your life with a hobby or something!
Learn how to read, or blacksmith, or how to shitpost properly, cause what i'm seeing right now is a fucking disgrace my friend.
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>>768253274
She used that timestamp on a thread a few mins ago
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>>768253301
then tits or gtfo you gigantic whore
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Bump
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R u suicidal
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>>768253274
I made this Timestamp earlier actually. I was posting in a different thread, I tried to make another one (which failed), and so now I'm doing this one. Didn't want to make a new Timestamp though.
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>>768252954
So your fine. You have my attention. You want a job or something?
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Dhus
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>>768253340
Nahhhhhh
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>>768253409
So what’s up what then
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>>768252954
More ass pics
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>>768253405
I used to be. I was using it jokingly in this context though.
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>>768252954
Let's see those brown nips
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>>768253409
well you could whip out your tits now, why not if you're killing yourself right
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>>768253340
>Learn how to read, or blacksmith
>or blacksmith

Post your beard-laden neck, faggot.
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>>768253409
I would like to see your tits but I’m more interested in the point of this...
And your ass
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>>768253501
I'm soooo bored. I am doing basically nothing, that's why I'm here.
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Youre fucking hot
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>>768253519
But my ass isn't even nice.
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Blacksmithing is always fun.

But really, I'm up to talk.
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>>768253551
differentfag here, blacksmithing is fucking awesome and i'm no neckbeard
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>>768253583
Me too.
Me too.
Soooooooooooo you expected entertainment?
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>>768252514

Ride bedpost plz
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Every asshole is precious, show yours with no shame
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Time for nudes, you stupid worthless bitch
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>>768253601
Let's see
If you have Kik you can show me there
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>>768253409
So the girl is actually someone who was posting 2 hours ago and you're using her pictures. Pathetic
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>>768253601
White girl booty sure but it looks good in dem jeans
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>>768252514
>Maybe I'll show you my tits
tits or gtfo nao
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>>768253527
THEY'RE PINK
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Show us your tits whore. Once u submit we will listen. You know how this works
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>>768252514
Film yourself shaving your head and then donate it
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>>768253741
The deed is done. What do you want
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>>768252954
Post your belly button and go to bed
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>>768253601
atenshion jore detactad
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>>768253741
Hey it finally worked fuck yes
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>>768253658
Well earlier I asked for everyone to roast me, considering that it's usually their favorite thing to do. But I guess not. I'll take a regular conversation too.
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>>768252514
You look like a really nice person, very pretty.
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>>768253741
Butthole now, you worthless cunt
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>>768252514
what's making you sad ?
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>>768252514
an hero on stream
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>>768253734
I'm not even white, that's the sad part.
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>>768253741
hot how many guys have you fucked
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>>768252514
Okay, why are you going to 4chan out of all places to engage a conversation? Surely there are better alternatives than the /b/ section of 4chan lol.

Oh wait, you're doing this entirely for attention are you? Here's the thing, if you have parents, they love you, your family loves you, if you have friends, they love you too. But you're too silly not to know that. You overshadow it and want more attention. Well I have one thing to say to you. Be happy with what you got, and don't be so spoilt and send tit photos to a bunch of virgins like myself.
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>>768253751
Never
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>>768253815
You get what we tell you you get. Pics of something in your asshole nao
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Oh man, love the color of your nips.
Eyes look kinda dead though, what's up?
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>>768253741
Do you enjoy being manhandled and dominated?
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>>768253799
I want attention! Talk to me, insult me, show memes, whatever!
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>>768253902
white knight faggot
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>>768253889
5
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>>768252514
You want attention, why even start with lame shit like this. Just start spreading your holes, give us a show. Be cool to us, we’ll be cool to you.
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>>768253734
She's hispanic
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>>768254028
I wanna se you sucking in your dildo
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>>768253741
Ass/pussy pic?
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>>768254027
sounds about right so how long have you lurked /b/
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>>768253976
What do you do with your eyes? I want to get better at that shit
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How big has been the biggest dick you've fucked?
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>>768253902
I actually connect best with the people here. It's one of the few places I can find genuine honesty. I have a family, but I can't talk to them about topics that I like to discuss. And I only have like one friend in real life, and I don't want to bother her.
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>>768253957
Yeah that's cool
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>>768252514

I have a picture from the first night you started doing this. I got stood up tonight, and I feel like I'm going to be alone forever, but maybe your tits would make me feel better.
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ITT: thirsty virgin fucks who have never interacted with a girl outside of /b/
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>>768252514
sigh. just shut the fuck up.
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Not a real girl. Such a lame excuse for not being able to produce a new timestamp.
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Well, shit, how about more tits? Or just get completely naked and show us the whole package?
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>>768253741
pussy or gtfo Santa Chan
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>>768253888
Holy shit, she got trips.
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>>768254028
I have, I'm not new here.
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>>768254232
lol is that the same girl I remember now, she looks better now
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>>768254151
Umm I lurked for like a day before I started posting. I was posting every day for a while, took a while off, but I'm back now.
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>>768254240
Im 12 and what is this
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Get completely naked!!!!
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>>768254164
Like how do I do my makeup?
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>>768254347
kek
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>>768254189
Like 7 inches
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Its a Dude!! Later
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>>768254232
First time?! Boiiii I had been posting for months by the time that picture was taken.
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>>768254339

You in college? Im waiting for my partents to fall asleep so I can sneak down stairs and play runescape, im 35
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>>768254270
Why am I not seeing that pussy spread nice and wide, then?
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WE DEMAND PICS OF THE PENETRATION PF YOUR ANUS
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>>768254240
That not true, I talked to my dentist yesterday.
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>>768254463
Yes I am in college
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>>768254371
Yeah. Well I like your eyes. I'm not a fan of the lipstick, but it doesn't look bad, just personal taste
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>>768254485
NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING OF SUBSTANCE
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>>768252514
Lol you actually posted your titters?

Listen I know you're fap material but a more dignified way to show yourself off is in the Porn industry. You're not going to make any money here. But you can get some good money and get your ass plounded by a dude with an 8-inch if you pursue in the industry.
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>>768254534
Whats a roastie like you studying to be anyways, a professional cock sucker?
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>>768254575
I attempted to follow nikkitutorials modern renaissance video for this look today. Obviously I'm not as good of a makeup artist as her, but I tried.
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>>768254534
What do you study?
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>>768254610
I'm not looking for money
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>>768254497
top kek
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Bend over mirror pic?
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>>768254463
/b/ in a nutshell
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>>768254660
Nah, I'm working towards being a lawyer. Boring, I know.
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>>768254598
SUBSTANCE SOMES AFTERWARDS!!! Also, I would suggest that you start using more natural tones for your makeup.
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Trap or girl?
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>>768254733
Currently I'm double majoring in political science and german, with a minor in film, and a specialization in national security.
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Snap?
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>>768254810
Very boring, watch the movie the devils advocate, its the devils work I tell you. Brains are bad for you unless your using them to get pussy
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TRAP!
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>>768254821
I just wanted to match my shirt today. I do all sorts of different makeup looks.
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>>768254760
Is that you OP?

Santa Fe is in Argentina, right? You have surprisingly good English skills. Unfortunately you're not the best at rational decision making.
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>>768254855
Girl
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>>768254200
and what are these topics you like to discuss?
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>>768254965
No, I'm from Santa Fe, New Mexico. But I live in Albuquerque, aka breaking bad town.
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>>768255079
What's your favorite kind of porn?
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>>768254973
prove it bitch
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>>768254973
Prove, pussy pic.
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>>768255101
do you believe in eugenics? Should the weak be forced into the slaughter?
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>>768255101
Oh my bad, you see I'm from Australia and I don't have the best knowledge in terms of the map and locations of the United States. What's your Kik or Snapchat? I'll add you.
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>>768255154
There's my pussy. Happy now?
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>>768254950
That’s understandable. I was just saying, not in a rude way, the red clashes with your facial structure (which is like to fuck and cum on) and natural tones would fit you much better. Butthole nao plox
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>>768255240
I do believe in eugenics, but not forced sterilization or murder. I think we should educate people into not having anymore children, especially if they are fucked up.
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>>768254973
Need proof show butthole
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ok your good
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>>768255269
Nope. Let’s get a nice close up of it spread.
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>>768255269
Same pose but with no clothes on!
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>>768255269
well, it does prove you are a girl
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>>768255269
That's a nice pussy, honestly. Would you try livestream for money?
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>>768255138
yea i think that would be a awkward topic to talk to your family about lol.


so what is you favorite type of porn? im a footfag myself
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>>768255269
Nope, can’t see it clearly, could be limp penis and shaved ballsack
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>>768255269
Oh yeah, that's the kind I like. The minor labia spilling out just a little, you can see those ones get visibly engorged as you get them going, gives you more to tease with when giving her oral.
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Add me on snapchat: ehvairport
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Send your KIK and ill show you how fun you can be.
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>>768255476
clearly you have never seen a vag
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>>768255477
incel
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Ganz entkleiden! Ich befehl dir!
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>>768255393
There's my asshole, asshole!
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Hmu bitch [email protected]
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anyone got a dump of this whores pics?
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>>768255561
I’m trying for better pics
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>>768255269
OP,

You do realise they're going to keep asking for nudes right? If you send them to some to me privately I'll engage in constant conversations with you and I'll be your friend. I might send a photo of my 7-inch cobra back. ;P
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>>768255632
youre a thirsty virgin faggot
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>>768255477
I don't like oral so it doesn't matter
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>>768255594
I’d eat your ass for days on end. Thank you very much
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>>768255594
So cute
Do you like anal sex ?
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>>768255653
lol this faggot
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>>768255613
You can just look up Santa Fe chan on the archive
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>>768255574
lol, learn some basics man. If you guys put half as much effort into being good at sex as you do into your zerg vs terran game, you might actually give a female an orgasm.
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>>768255684
No, bored and cannot sleep
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>>768255710
Nope
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>>768255767
I’m in it to win it faggot.
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>>768255778
ah, thats a legit reason. keep at it
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>>768255692
Who the fuck doesn't like oral?
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>>768255594
Finger in butthole please
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>>768255805
What if the dick is forced into your ass?
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>>768255752
thanks /b/ro
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I won't be posting anymore nudes until I get what I want.
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>>768255653
Can't tell if captain save-a-hoe white knight or just horny virgin or both
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>>768255873
Me. I have a fear of tongues. I won't even kiss people.
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>>768255805
You like sucking dick?
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>>768255269
Actually yes, yes I am.
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>>768255890
That would be horrible
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>>768255906
Both
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>>768255897
a penis or 5?
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>>768255957
I don't exactly like it, but I'll do it.
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>>768255692
Clearly you haven't met someone who did it right, almost every girl I've been with though she didn't like oral, but she did, most guys are just too lazy/selfish to learn it.
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>>768255897
And what's it?
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>>768255767
I'm not bad at sex, Just haven't had it in a few months
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>>768255975
For you perhaps, not for the fella
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>>768255987
I want you to either talk to me or fight mw
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