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Ask random 29 year old american guy anything. All questions considered.
hmmmm
>>768251533
Do you straight up play with your gf doo doo to nut?
how often do you masturbate?
>>768251533
are u really american?
>>768251831
ummm that would be a no
>>768251881
more than normal id think, average of twice a day, but on off days sometimes up to 5 or 6
>>768251884
indeed i am
>>768251533
What do you think and why about Mexico as a country and the "flood" of mexicans in the US.?
What do you think about the iligal invation of the US at Mexico in 1846.
>>768252035
damn that's more i expected. i just turned 26 and i'm down once every 3 days on average. i was going to masturbate right now, but i got bored of the porn and decided to ask you questions instead
or maybe i'm a low t soyboy
>>768252120
a return question first, are you a mexican? as for an answer, i think they need to do the proper immigration channel and not besmirch the legal immigrants that underwent the taxing process to become legal citizens, and i dont think much about the illegal invasion nearly 2 centuries ago when these countries were hardly as sovereign as they are now
>>768252247
i feel like ive always been high with that drive, i dont think its a good way to measure how youll be with women though
hmmm
>>768251533
Would you?
What is the name given to the actual longest piece of string?
>>768253060
8 beers
>>768253155
longstring
>>768253186
Incorrect. Roll again.
>>768253160
how about now?
>>768252368
Yes, and I have family at the US (diferent legal and well payed jobs because most of my family in both side of the border goes to the University) how goes to the US by the Cananea consolidated mining company or by Ford Company.
Live in thw frontier is kind a weird because people and money (legal) fow thro the line like the capitalism want.
Im a nationalist I want to die here but I have mixed feelings about the US but no about your people generaly they are good guys.
But in the history class since elementary school to the high school teach from the revenge to keep "our legal land". It's a big deal for us.
>>768253261
it wasnt a roll, should i google this or is it some sort of a joke?
>>768253298
7beers
>>768253429
Want moar?
>>768253017
tiddies.
TIDDIES I WANT TO SUCK
>>768253356
The name of the longest piece of string is
>The Longest piece of string ever.
>>768253017
kate is a hoe
oh no sorry Amy is
>>768251533
Is America the best country in the world?
>>768253321
well i love my country as well, and as long as you want to come here legally then i think thats fine.
>>768253528
well find or pay for some
>>768253587
did you name it? What if its name is Geoffrey?
>>768253662
although i could never really know that for sure and blah blah blah perspective, i am patriotic and a veteran so i dont kind of have an allegiance to the US
>>768253662
far away from it
>>768251533
You're American. There is no important question your intellect could handle.
I guess I could ask you your favorite color, and keep it simple for your American brain?
>>768253893
i just want to suck
>>768254160
>favorite color
>simple
Get a load of this fucking guy
>>768251533
-what you do in your free time?
-do you own guns?
-are you fat?
-you think bush did 9/11?
-are you white? or black?
-what do you think about the wall?
-do you like canadians?
>>768254160
well thats an interesting generalization, but im sure that someone of your intellect being non-american already knows that making sweping statements like that only paints you ino a corner and opens you up to individual stories that disprove you
>>768254430
red
>>768253673
I just go 3 time at year to buy some stuff, visit my family and travel.....I dont want live there because you build you cities kind a weird. Why all is soo faar? The roman-spanish way is the best.
>>768254438
i drink a lot, more than i should, and i ride a cyclocross bike a lot, not fat, but more than i was in college i guess, honestly fuck that whole line of questioning, i know that could completely derail things, sorry for not being direct, white, german descent mostly i believe, the wall seems like a waste of money although i think the illegal immigration is a problem, in my opinion everyone should like canadians
>>768254502
Just red? What kind of red?
>>768254625
i dont live in a city, im a small town guy.
>>768253429
what need to see for four beers?
>>768254857
blood red is best red
>>768254949
a hotter/younger girl
>>768254825
german? metoo
ok now i'm starting liking you
last question what do you think about america spending much money into the military
your tax money btw.
random 29 eurofag here
i masturbate once every 3 days cuz im lv99 in porn and havent been in a cumdumpster in 3 months.
>>768251533
do you have adhd
>>768255246
i was military for 6 years part time and about 1 1/2 years full time so im obviously in support of military spending.
>>768255337
nah just a high drive i guess, ive been like that ever since i can remember
Who are you supporting in the space race - govt or private sector?
>>768255651
it seems to me that the government has withdrawn
Just how random are you? Prove it. Do something random.
>>768255397
what made you go to the military? america is not under attack
and there are not many countries in the world that could be a threat to the U.S
are you a musician?
what do you listen too?
what is your profession?
any hobbies?
how old are you?
martial arts?
>>768255887
a week ago i bought a 5lb gummy bear on a whim
>>768256018
benefits, curiosity, vague sense of patriotism, i did end up in actual conflict so it does feel as though we were in a real conflict
>>768256086
i am not, i like alt rock and 90's, especially both together, but those are just favorites, im fairly eclectic. im a correctional officer, biking, darts, wrestling still to some extent, the age is right in OP, just wrestling and some grappling/bjj, but im mostly wrestling in that aspect
>>768256286
you think america should put more money into education?
>>768256590
probably, especially higher ed, but i believe that there also needs to be some more encouragement for those that want to get into trades
>>768256742
do you belive in god?
>>768257610
i know for sure i dont believe in god as told in any religion. Im more agnostic, but i do believe that no religion has described a god i believe in
>>768257739
is your life as boring as mine?
do you feel fulfilled?
>>768257935
i hate to seem to skirt your question, but i dont feel unhappy, i just like my life in a drunken state better, which i guess is somewhere near the same? i do feel like i have done well enough for myself if thats what is meant by fulfilled
>>768258152
i'm 10years younger than you do you think i should start drinking too? would i become happy?
>>768258277
ill just assume this is real, i wouldnt drink just because youre unhappy. its a bad call
>>768258494
i'm not unhappy i just feel bored all the time and i'm broke don't have money and i'm too lazy to work just NEET things
>>768258646
so go to school or get a job, dont be a drain
>>768258723
i guess my standards are too high. don't know what the future brings. existence is pain.
What's the time where you are right now
>>768258921
est 1am
>>768259011
0705 over here
>>768258921
"Existence is pain"
Thats the 1st noble truth of Buddhism
>>768259096
its not as hard out there as it seems it is... if you had no other choice, youd be finding ways to survive
>>768259256
do you have a gf OP
>>768259365
not at the moment
>>768251533
Do you think this country will be intact in 100 years' time?
>>768259442
intact is a tough question. Do i think it will exist as a sovereign nation? yes. will it exist as it is now, probably not
what are you doing right now beside reading the comments?
>>768259667
the binding of isaac, south park, and some beer
>>768259740
lel the binding of isaac? sheesh dude your life must be even more boring than mine. im watchin two and half man
>>768259936
it just got an update actually
>>768260004
the binding of isaac really? you talking about afterbirth right?
>>768260173
antibirth + i think
>>768260306
can you give me ur steam-id? so i can add you
>>768260370
ugh gimme a second, i dont use it much
>>768260614
you give me somewhere else to send it to and ill put my username up, idk if thats the steam id or not
>>768260732
how?
Pb&J or Tuna salad?
>>768260780
idk, you send yours and ill message you or something
>>768260858
pbj, not a fan of mayo, but i love tuna
>>768260886
uff to complicated let's just stay over here
>>768260991
yeah its rough to do what you asked me to do
>>768261035
:D true
do you own guns btw.? if yes which one
>>768261185
yeah i own multiple guns, a 380, a 22 pistol, a 22 bolt rifle, a 357 revolver, an AR-15, and a 9 mm sw shield
>>768261340
glock? what are the brands of your revolvers?
my revolver is currently with my dad. its not a glock i know that , the one i carry is my s&w shield 9.
>>768261635
i like that s&w
do you need a gun to feel save ?
>>768261878
i prefer it, but with my job i cant have one all the time
>>768261996
you work? as what? how much do you make?
>>768262132
im a state correctional officer, currently i make about 55k a year
>>768262235
Do you genuinely just want to help out the people in your community, or do you get off on having power over people, or is it a blend of the 2, or some other motivation I can't think of?
>>768262235
damn my nigga so you make about 4,5k per month
is that much for america? i think so
>>768262320
its just that it makes sense with my skill set as a life long wrestler and soldier and it pays really well for the area, and has great benefits
>>768262479
i do ok for the area im in, ill be close to 100k in 5 years
what makes you happy in life? and is that something you'll continue into old age
>>768262598
shiet dude you gotta do something with that money
have fun i dunno
4k per month god dammit my life would change completley i wouldn't drink on drop of alcohol that's for sure.
>>768262706
if i knew the answer to happiness, youd have already paid for that answer. we just exist and try to pursue happiness the best we can, it is what it is
>>768262811
why wouldnt you?
>>768262956
yeah understand but what do you do to pursue happiness, anything you're truly passionate about in life that you feel gives your life value?
>>768262997
as i told you im from germany and it's not so easy here to make 4k+/month you have to have studied. And the way to reach something like that is too hard for me i better keep complaning about everything and how unfair this world is
>>768263167
i enjoy philosophy and music, and oudoors, if youre like me and many /b/ people are, they are looking for meaning to life. I wont find it for you, and if my experience says anything you wont find it easily either. That doesnt mean its not out there or worth searching for
>>768263380
well come do the job i do, it doesnt take much in the way of qualifications and i bet with you being foreign youd have a better chance
>>768263729
true theres no purpose to this shit, i just believe everyone should do their best to enjoy their time here and I often wonder what others are truly passionate about beyond meaningless hobbies
>>768264037
i was passionate about my wrestling, i was a NCAA collegiate top level wrestler, and now ive kinda fallen into the grind of life, but sadly i agree with you anyone with a head on their shoulders sees the pointlessness of this
>>768263820
foreign? what do you mean? i'm not in the U.S
also i'm just 18 i can't do the job you do with all the criminals surrounding me
>>768264277
do you ever think of getting back into it, not at such a level but for fun in a gym? definitely something you could probably do on the weekends or 1 weeknight out of the week
>>768264291
well foreign means not from the US, as it relates to me, and yeah you cant do it until youre 21
>>768264441
you are confusing me
>>768264407
i guess i could try but i was doing it from 8-24 and it really fucked up my knees and body so idk
>>768264589
it must be a language barrier thing, a misunderstanding
>>768264686
yup nevermind
what would you do with your life if you had plenty of money with no need to work a job again
>>768264856
id constantly travel and drink. id go everywhere
>>768264856
i'm not OP but i'll answer you anyway
i'd do my driving license travel all around the world.... just be happy man money is the key to it
>>768265005
fairly the same--op
>>768264971
>>768265005
haha anyone welcome to answer
interesting answers are similar, who would you travel with - alone, a number of friends, or family?
>>768265089
since i don't have any friends i'd do it by my own maybe the journey would bring me some friends who knows.
also i wouldn't tell ppl that i have much money
