Celeb Thread: /b/ can't have nice things edition
should i start touching my penis? yay or nay?
>>768251106
>>768251146
gorgeous but is dating a black guy
https://youtu.be/lbe9vaJrRSY
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the best jewess of them all?
>>768250986
of course
Slay all day.
>>768251187
Most fat white women are.
>>768251267
good choice
>>768251234
she’s a mormon actually
>>768251282
Shes a Jew and used to be super sexy
>>768251177
Even dub dubs can't salvage this batshit crazy slag.
>>768251263
You first.
>>768251310
My personal favorite JewFu.
>>768251421
way ahead of you
>>768251531
Pretty good, I see your Jewfu and raise you mine
c-c-cc-can was the time to get back out and then go hang around with him for ya my life is not really nice
>>768251638
Your Jewfu raises my.... nevermind.
>>768251872
Heh, your Jewfu also causes.... elevation
>>768251872
Mm-mm-mmm-my was the first one day I thought it was a cute day for me to go get it over and see what it was a while back in my head that was the first time in one of my days I was going back in time.
lil ari was enjoying a jolly time in shopping
when she was bemiffed because two old
men wouldn't stop licking their lips, and,
worse yet, they were staring at her bum!
>>768252134
She's no Shakira
>>768252134
Tasty treats bby
>>768252357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DE3qTMh33A
I want to ass fuck her
>>768251872
>>768251984
no point in arguing which jewfu is better,
because mine is the best!
>>768252483
i too would like to ass fuck her
>>768252535
Fuck I'll admit, Eva is a really high tier Jewfu
>>768252535
that's not emmy
My River Cutie collection has expanded!
>>768252049
Are you having a stroke? Do we need to call someone?
>>768252444
>>768252467
classic faps
>>768252472
did you know that some poker players called suited Ace and King hole cards Anna Kournikova because it looks nice but doesn't win as much as it should?
>>768252472
>>768252793
thats pretty funny. she is fine as hell though
>>768252696
>>768251984
>>768251638
Gonna give her a second load tonight
>>768252696
cant think of a jewfu that isn't high tier
mmm, my dick
>>768252868
she is really hot
>>768253005
work up a good one for her anon
>>768253012
they are gorgeous women
>>768253063
agreed
>>768253026
fuck she is so great
>>768253005
Good choice
>>768253012
True
i would like to buttfuck a jew
I could really go for some Gal-Dom right now
>>768250775
Who /sage/ here?
>>768253189
me too
>>768253209
>>768253176
god this pic is hot
>>768251999
checked
>>768253012
Try harder.
MMMMMMMM! Any feet?
>>768253055
I'm telling Emma
>>768253189
you pretty much have to
>>768253265
She was fuckable in the 90's so jokes on you
SEX
>>768253238
>>768253343
mmmmmmm
>>768253219
She is so freaking hot.
>>768253339
jewwy Rossum is worst Rossum. that's a fact jack
>>768253189
rather cum in her pussy
HHHHHHHHNNNNNGGGGG!!! Any pits?
>>768253256
Lili a cute
JEW SEX
>>768253055
That photoshopped dick stump tho....
>>768253446
why not both?
>>768253081
>work up a good one for her anon
you wanna clean me off after?
>>768253530
mmm, her dick
>>768253500
she offering that ass up?
>>768253505
yes William she is!
>>768253569
nice ass on her
>>768253437
Hey Jewwy Rossum is qt too
>>768253446
You gonna make little half Jews with Eva?
>>768253682
How can that white woman compete?
What celeb has the best tits?
>>768253804
easy
>>768253667
They aren't called River Cuties for nothing my friend
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>>768253802
well to be fair that white woman is really pretty too
>>768253721
if she would let me,
>>768251586
FUck yessssss. Love her
>>768254007
I know, I was just fun posting
>>768253804
Mammario
>>768254007
I thought she was jewish also.
Mmmmmmmm more Alison Brie mmmmmmmmm
>>768253804
>>768253885
It ain't even close.
>>768253804
I think that Halston chick has fantastic tits tbqhwu... near 10/10
>>768253900
heh how u doin bud
>>768254036
Wew, you're very commited to your Jewfu. Ready for kids and everything :b
>>768254135
nah, just a convert
>>768254144
mmmmmmm, anon talking about alsion brie
>>768254229
i guess that there are jews all over hollywood thing is a little overblown.
>>768254135
she converted to judaism but shes of scottish descent
>>768254229
Isla Fisher is? so that means that Sacha is a jew? didn't know that
>>768254126
>>768254167
Okay well maybe its a LITTLE close....
>>768254167
love those milkers
>>768254172
>I think that Halston chick has fantastic tits tbqhwu... near 10/10
I agree. She needs a nude scene to confirm. Until then I believe Brie takes that award.
>>768254334
fuck they were too cute
>>768254144
you just know
>>768254172
I'm doing pretty good. Ready for the weekend, and should be in bed right now. But I have never been one for bed time. And you?
>>768254321
There are, but they're mostly females :) Jew girls dominate
>>768254172
They are real and they're spectacular.
>>768254408
Why was Alison's career so much more successful than Britta's?
>>768254367
that's fair. forgot about brie. she's never been my cup of tea for some reason. no denying those tits are stupendous though.
>>768254407
Ikr
>>768254420
pretty much the exact same. got work in the AM just like everyday but my bio clock has been fucked since birth so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. glad you're good tho buddy
>>768254407
And so jiggly.
>>768254568
Alison is much cuter. To me anyway.
>>768254600
hnnnnnngh
>>768254568
i can think of two reasons...
>>768254561
I appreciate that reference anon. I like you. yeah her tits are amazing. noticed them when I saw that neighbors movie. wewlad
>>768254707
fuck thats some good jigggle
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>768254745
>>768254747
Is Jewy Alison really better looking than the blonde?
>>768254600
How have I not seen this before?!? Day-um!
>>768254747
don't keep us guessing, what are they?
>>768254885
I like them both, I was just wanted to post tits.
Where did Eva anon go?
>>768254885
fuck yeah
>>768254992
Heh of course she is
>>768254842
>FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>768254757
The fact that it took The Orville for me to notice her is just sad.
>>768254977
another tab
>she has a dick in her right now
>>768255052
fuck i wanna bite into those thighs
>>768255052
I would slit a strangers throat to kiss her thigh
HHHHNNNNGGGGG!!!!
OH GOD, OH FUCK MORE ALSION, OH FUCK MMMMMMM, MY DICK OH SHIT
>>768255097
that star trek show with cringelord McFarlane? didn't know she was on there! she hasn't really been in much tho, in your defense
>>768255120
>another tab
lol Eva anon always honest
>>768255097
I saw a couple of episodes of the Orville and kinda like it.
>>768254613
Thanks friend. I'm at the point where I'm too tired to go to bed so I'm just gonna sit her on my couch and enjoy my new Madi folder.
>>768255130
>and it's not chad's
;__;
>>768255244
such a nice girl. always willing to please us with her tits
>>768255130
lucky kid
>>768255247
Natalie is a J.A.P
>>768255385
kek dis was me >>768255420
(づ￣ 3￣)づ
Mmmmmmmm Alison Brie mmmmmmmm
>>768255500
CHECKED!!!! Mmmmmmmmmm
>>768255389
Got them out in her prime
>>768255450
a what? something Jewish I presume
>>768255450
>J.A.P.
pretty sure she is from Israel m8
mmmm, my frontal lobes, mmm
>>768255244
context? I mean she had to know she was cracking cleavage here
mmm my new waifu mmmm
>>768255328
what time you gotta be at work? oh yeah don't you like not drink coffee or take pills or anything? that's not a terrible plan though.
>>768255244
She wears THAT and suddenly gets self-conscious? Must have felt a breeze on her nerps.
>>768255620
Jewish American Princess
>>768255624
Doesn't she have American citizenship as well?
>>768255496
Would still love to see that <3
>>768255247
You'd hardly recognize her.
>>768255756
no Roberts no. leave lily alone
I challenge celeb thread.
Post a sexy Jewess with barefeet in pic
>>768255825
heh still cute
>>768255803
me fug JJ?. make it happen you know I'm game
>>768255785
>Doesn't she have American citizenship as well?
I think
>>768255589
god yesss. will always love her for that
Why are Jew girls so perfect? Mmmmmmmmmm
>>768255876
built for fucking
>>768256078
Ok, so I didn't totally fuck that up at least
>>768256092
Fuck she's sexy. Saw her on JRE a while back
>>768255764
My shift starts in 6 and a half hours. Nothing I'm not used too.
I am very well acquainted with caffeine, coffee, energy drinks and the like.
And yeah, I've been really enjoying Madi today.
>>768255589
The holocaust of unborn children this scene inspired was truly remarkable. Without question the most perfect breasts I have ever seen. Bar NONE.
>>768256092
wow thats a pretty nice ass
>>768256123
Define "perfect?"
>>768256226
i thought i was gonna yank my dick off when this scene first showed up
>>768256114
needs to be facialized
>>768256227
scherzlinger?
