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Who'd slam this piggy?
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>>768249393
I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with
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Same girl
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>>768250520
Moar!
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>>768249393
i can't really be too picky so i sure would
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>>768249393
I would
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>>768249624
ME too man, me too
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>>768249393
she's yummy
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>>768252508
this your dick? fuck your small
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>>768249393
I'd definitely knock her up repeatedly.
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>>768249393
Would Slam/10
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>>768249393
Yeah I'd definitely raw her more than once. Wouldn't pull out either.
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>>768252508
Any webms?
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Mless /166c929
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>>768256790
Filipino or Mexican?
Gladly give her an anchor baby
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>>768259055
>>768259015
Mexican parents
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>>768257245
bump for this
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>>768249393
Who is she to u?
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>>768259055
huh. interesting that she’s friends with the other girl that’s been leaked all over the internet
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>>768259126
Would breed with volatile force
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>>768249624
This is happening because you are dying
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>>768257578
always thought they were sisters
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>>768259015
Filipino? Really?
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>>768249393
yeah, i've fucked worse.
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>>768249393
I learned the hard way that fucking fat chicks isn't fun or nice. Dont do it guys
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What's her name
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She's also well behaved.
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>>768259701
Pics?
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bump
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>>768260825
How is that? I've never fucked a fit/skinny chick so I can't say much.
(Unrelated fatty)
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>>768260587
same
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>>768249393
MOAR OF THIS BREEDING WHORE!
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>>768262213
No webms of this?
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>>768262211
I personally like the size difference, I can toss around a skinny chick in a way I could never toss around a bigger girl. I've been with girls of all sizes (excluding super fat, and super skinny girls), and I personally like them slim and bendy.

I'm not even really into the whole dominance thing, but I can't help but hit it like a thug when I'm going at some skinny cutie.
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>>768260825
this is bullshit advice unless ur scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

big chics know where they stand on the social ladder and work double as hard to please ur ass.

and can take a pounding.
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>>768249393
Any with cum on her? I'm not sure what it is about her, but she's turning me on.
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>>768260964
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>>768266259
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>>768266259
Nice
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>>768268097
Here's another vid

Mless /E5143AE
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I think this is a different vid, can someone let me know? My Wi-Fi is being a cunt

Mless /019DF9E
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>>768269064
>019DF9E
she's amazing man. post more
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>>768269064
Yes that's a diff video. It's a gif. Could you post the video you're screencapping please
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>>768269476
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She lets u take pic of her?
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>>768269476
she seems really fun would definitely slam repeatedly
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Probably not. But knowing her in real life would probably build a tension and make me want to smash
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>>768271629
>>768270541
She actually posted this pic herself on her Tumblr, scallywag007. Now deleted sadly
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Anybody saving?
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>>768272035
and nuke my ssd? I dont fucking think so bud.
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>>768249393
Why. What did she do to you?
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>>768271691
Damn
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>>768249393
>Wtf? what do u, say about of that, guys??!
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The full vid is somewhere on motherless I just can't find it
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>>768272035
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Who is this?
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>>768269476
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>>768272035
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Still the same girl
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>>768276158
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i would like to see her thick ass instead of slabby tits
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>>768276158
>>768276228
Deuces
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>>768249393
Yes but god DAMN! not at the expense of finding something better
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>>768259126
Nasty black hole
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>>768257578
The girl on the right is cute AF...
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