WAIFU
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WAIFU
>>768236220
>Do you know what an infinitely large circle is? a straight line
Only if you look at a small part of the circle.
If you infinitely zoom out, you can see the circle again.
>>768236333
>If you infinitely zoom out
nice circular logic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_reasoning
>>768236299
sounds like a good mess
>>768235916
>>768236122
Alright. Got to read about 50 pages at work, didn't have to work with my boss, AND got the final puzzle on Wheel of Fortune. What more could I ask for?! O wait, I know... a life...
Now just doing some weeklies in WoW on one of my alts.
>>768236079
MMMmmm whats on the menu tonight? I had leftover ribs and CotC from yesterday
Claimed
I would claim Christ-Chan now that I have the chance, but that'd make it even more confusing, so I dunno, I guess that I'm still here I think.
Wowee
>>768236447
post real waif
>>768236426
Sounds like you're living the life to me, my friend.
>>768236488
no u
Wowee
>>768236423
>claiming more than one waifu
>>768236390
0.0
>>768236414
Make a circle as big as the current boundaries of the universe. If you stand right next to it, of course it will look like a line. But if you can see the entire thing at the same time, you'll see it's clearly still a circle.
The same applies to an infinitely large circle. Just because you can't see it with your own eyes doesn't make it a line.
>>768236528
still here
and
>>768236426
I dont know but i want pizza
>>768236289
just let people know that you switched waifus i was a Esdeath poster and every body still knows that it's me.
>>768236444
fbi open up
>>768236571
He said your real waifu.
>>768236546
i get it because they're the same person
>>768236192
now thats a pretty bold statement
she is the cutest from watamote I'll give you that
>>768236426
an alt for like?
idk work sounds like a life lol, what did you read about?
>>768236715
Oh ok how about n o
>>768236630
I mean, I guess that'd probably work.
shit wait i forgot the
Wowee
>>768236756
its true or i wouldnt have said it
>>768236565
you don't get it, if it was really infinite you could never zoom out until you see a circle, it would always be a straight line, because infinity+1 is still infinity.
infinity just doesn't exist, logic breaks down when you try to reason with it.
>>768235900
Hitagigi o wo
>>768236786
That wasn't directed towards you, but now it is. Post real waifu.
>>768236079
Ah nice,the model will come out cool!
>>768236841
yes dat is me o.o
>>768236715
u
>>768236856
Oh shit I triggered your trap card. I counter with my "no" spell card, reducing your life points by 2000, evening out this duel!
Wowee
>>768236617
Look at this cutie!
>>768236856
thats a nice pic
>>768236916
Its just so much work!
>>768236835
beauty is in the eye of the behoulder
>>768236942
maid outfits are nice
-looks around to see if anyone has noticed before taking apiece of cake for himself- :3
>>768236932
>
>>768236925
I'm doing it!
>>768236950
Yeah it is! Hi Tomoko.
>Guys I don't want to be confused for the other Christ-chan poster, should I post my real waifu?
>Yeah
>lol no
ok retard
>>768237094
What do you know about Blood-chan? Tell us everything. Now.
Greentext it.
>>768237012
Well my opinion is the best one!
>>768237124
hallo gine. How cold is it?
>>768236950
Haha take your time no rush.
>>768237022
I think you said something similar to that when we first talked.
>>768237094
YOUR CAKE THEFT HAS BEEN REPORTED. DROP THE CAKE OR I WILL SHOOT
>>768237124
Dammit! I'm gonna need the heart of the cards to guide me now! I use my "bitch the door" card to leave this argument!
>>768237173
I didn't say that i WOULD do that, rather that's kinda the option that people kept presenting me with that I didn't really wanna take, if that makes any sense. (but yea i kinda am handling this in a pretty fuckin retarded way i'll give ya that but that's just how I kinda roll my guy)
Wowee
>>768237201
>squeaks all about things
>squeaks all about stuff too.
>squeaks about how cute BC is
>squeaks about the skunks who were fighting on his porch the other night, too!
>>768236513
I guess... But enough of that. How was your day Saya?
>>768236617
MMmmm pizza. I used to work for a pizza place and worked out the best pizza ever.
>>768236756
Sorry, alternate character aka "alt". Basically another character that isn't the one you mainly play.
My job is great. $10/he to read when my boss isn't there and not kill him or walk out when he is there. Currently reading 1984. Four chapters in and its great.
>>768237282
-looks frightened but doesn't want to drop the cake because the carpet will get dirty and because it is delicious- ;.;
>>768237272
>>768236565
>>768236840
Dude, infinity is ill defined.
>>768237295
This guy should be shot
>>768237272
I still want it to be done before july
>>768237280
My memory fails sometimes
>>768237310
It would be yummy. I like pepperoni and black olive
>>768237295
What about the 20 dogs? The 30 arrests? Robbery, trespassing, attempted rape, stalking, etc.
>>768237214
70 degrees F outside, 113 degrees F inside.
>>768237282
You can't do that, my trap card is still active, that card is destroyed.
>>768237418
-doesn't want to be shot, especially before cake time-
>>768237468
-brings you tea-
>>768237484
oof it is nasty outside
>>768237310
Pretty good, I'm making dinner currently. Brb
>>768237484
well, uh, can I tank the damage of your trap then?
>>768237538
w h a t e v e n i s t h i s t h o ?
Wowee
>>768237538
Uh thanks I guess.
>>768237357
never lewd a other mans waifu
>>768237744
Thank you for being the hero we need but not the one we deserve
Wowee
>>768237444
That's fine, I dont expect you to remember me. It's been a while.
>>768237783
How long would a while be?
>>768237214
well thats incorrect but whatever man
>>768237310
oh I thought an alternate account and was confused why you'd pay for wow twice
wait thats an amazing job, actually jealous
how did you get it?
>>768237659
^-^
>>768237599
0.0 -has never gotten a wowee before-
>>768237888
I think im right! Up to anything fun?
>>768237917
>>768237538
"""People""" like this should be set on fire
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768236422
We're going back to normal now lol
>>768237917
You're still protecting someone like that.
>>768238060
lame.. oh well, as long as you're enjoying it
>>768237989
not right now, playing league
just finished watching some anime
what about you?
>>768237831
Around 4-5 months ago. If you're the same Tomoko I'm thinking of that is.
>>768238134
It was fun for a little bit
>>768238024
-prefers hugs- :<
>>768238113
-is serving tea and cake. Thinks you must mean someone else-
>>768238192
she looks like a disney princess in that pic. Im sitting right now but i should probably play something
>>768238197
Well I said the same thing so i probably am.
what the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>768236297
S M A S H E D
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>>768238330
If you're a different Christ-Chan than earlier, then someone else is you, they're me except I'm not them anymore, someone's doing rp while everyone else is saying "fuck that noise" and then some other weird shit is going down and I hope that gets you somewhat up to speed god have mercy on us all.
Wowee
>>768237444
Oh this pizza has neither on it:
Thin crust (Or stretch out a medium dough to a large)
White sauce
Chicken
Bacon
Onion
Cover with Cheddar Cheese
Jalapeno on top
>>768237588
OOOooo... what are YOU making tonight~?
>>768237888
Ah, no I dont multibox. That's just too much work and I'm sure my potato of a comp would explode if I tried that...
O its just a regular retail job. It's just located in a dying mall and we really don't get busy, except for spurts here and there. Not to mention I am horrible at my job, at least according to company standards :)
there's like 5 christ-chans in total all around this thread. god help us.
Wowee
>>768238320
Do you still play that tank game?
>>768238244
-only hugs people who don't cover for animal abusers and pt on a 5-year-old cootsiewootsie persona to manipulate people- 0<w'O
>>768238198
not anymore though? should play something else then
>>768238516
I have nothing else to do
>>768238494
i dont like chicken pizza too much
>>768238500
yeah but ive been playing it less. The guys running it are pissing me off
>>768238320
wish there were more pics of her in that dress and the in game pic is hard to find, it's really cute.
just sitting?
what games do you enjoy?
>>768238494
wait thats a thing? 2 different characters playing at once?
oh im sorry to hear that, hope you wont get fired.
>>768238508
You seem to know what this person is up to, I think it's Sono, so yeah, is it sono or am I just not as good at predicting things as I thought?
Wowee
>>768238662
Awwwe, what happened?
Super cute pic btw
>>768238494
It's taco Thursday here my friend
>>768238722
He's friends with Sono/Blood-chan, so maybe he is Sono but that would be a pretty long-con
I think he's a guy with hybristophilia
>>768238722
Nah Sona is smarter than Sono and ]Sona doesn't protect Sono.
>>768238555
you could stare at a wall
>>768238869
>>768238890
Ah, I see. Thank you both for the information.
Wowee
>>768238869
to think someone like that has friends
>>768238890
>doesn't protect Sono.
>>768237201
>What do you know about Blood-chan? Tell us everything. Now.
>>768237295
>>squeaks all about things
>>squeaks all about stuff too.
>>squeaks about how cute BC is
>>squeaks about the skunks who were fighting on his porch the other night, too!
>>768237468
>What about the 20 dogs? The 30 arrests? Robbery, trespassing, attempted rape, stalking, etc.
>>768237538
>-brings you tea-
>>768238805
>taco thursday
H E R E T I C
>>768238869
i have a little bit of hybristophilia it's not as bad as it was when i was posting Esdeath tho
>>768239059
Am I chaotic evil
>>768238687
it is nice. Yeah for right now as i decide what to play. Well all sorts of games! I play world of tanks fortnite with friends started nier automata and far cry 5
>>768238786
They made an OP tank at the tiers i like to play so that having said tank makes what most everyone else is doing irrelevant. They dont even acknowledge the tank as a problem even though its winrate is far and above higher than every other tank
>>768239126
No, just misguided. Tacos must only be consumed on a Tuesday, for the celebration of tacos is what keeps the lay man from killing themselves during the week. So it is written.
>>768238508
-is just serving people tea. Doesn't cover for anyone- :<
Only here for a second. Gone already. Be back in a few minutes.
>>768238244
Hello Sonata. I'm sorry, but you've got poor tastes in romantic partners, or whatever you'd call BC.
>>768238662
Ah that's ok. I've tried it with pepperoni instead of chicken and its good, but can really greasy depending on how cheap the pepperoni is.
>>768238687
Oh yea. I once knew a guy that had 40 toons and multiboxed them all at once all the time. He would raid SW and be unkillable unless you knew which one to focus on. Once that one was dead the rest would crumble since all the macros were tied to that one.
>>768238805
Hard or soft tacos... choose wisely as only 1 is correct :P
>>768239088
just don't use religion as an excuse to hate or kill anyone mmmkay
>>768237444
Ah you can get it done by then!
>>768239214
-hugs- Do you still have your squirrels?
>where are the bodies hidden?
>-bring youw tea owo-
disgusting 4chan creeps who wanna be little girls
>>768239264
that's christ-chan's entire character though
>>768238935
That sounds super boring
I've done that before
>>768239238
-pours your tea in a thermos so it doesn't get cold-
>>768239328
^-^ -hugs back. Skwirls are busy digging up walnuts as they like to do in the spring.-
>>768239250
have you ever had french fries on pizza? Its so yummy
>>768239328
I sure hope so
>>768239126
And heres the proof
https://youtu.be/czAlG9oEaGw
>>768239264
it's to late for that
>You are my hammer and weapon of war: with you I break nations in pieces; with you I destroy kingdoms
>>768239458
Fuck. Here, the exact time.
https://youtu.be/czAlG9oEaGw?t=1h33m12s
>>768239174
How active are the devs? You'd think they'd make a patch right away for that.
>>768239238
I don't think he knows about BC. You should educate him now.
>>768239583
There is always some tank that clearly needs tweaking and they just leave it like that for half a year
>>768239407
hmm, watch a youtube video!
>>768239174
playing games with friends is pretty nice, I never really got into battle royale games
how is FC5? I remember 3 got repetitive really fast
>>768239250
jesus christ thats insane
did he do raids alone or something?
>>768239809
But I'm still playing Wildlands
-looks out the window and hopes it will snew soon. Holds his sled eagerly-
>>768239451
Thats awesome! Glad to see they are well
>>768239457
You got it I have faith
Well im off for the night have a good one friends.
>>768239886
Yeah i dont think battle royale is too great solo but with a friend or two its nice to sink time into. Well ive played all of the far cry games even 1. Far cry 5 is totally a silly ride full of nonsense including the story. If you have a buddy though its even more funny. I havent laughed so hard at a game in a while.
>>768239250
Soft
>>768239200
I repent
>>768239671
That's no good! Are you playing anything else?
Why are your mighty ones face down? They do not stand because the Lord thrust them down.
>>768240202
Yeah i started nier automata far cry 5 xcom 2 expansion. All kinds of stuff.
>>768240043
but you're not having fun, unless you are, in which case, continue
>>768240046
You love a legit psychopath.
>>768240322
Doesn't matter if I am or not, as long as it kills the time
just finished terror in resonance
>>768240309
Those are all good! And how have you been?
>>768239088
there needs to be 7,000 and 7,000 and 7,000 comics just like this one.
this needs to be a meme of a billion faces.
MORE DESU VULT.
>>768239457
Yep. Salty and savory it goes well together.
>>768239886
I'm sure he did. All I know is he could solo FtH haha
>>768240154
You have chosen.... wisely :P
>>768240815
cute pussy
>>768240366
-holds up his sled to you- o.o
>>768240781
ive been ok. Do you play anything?
>>768240891
I want some rn
Fucking spooky cats.
>>768240441
i suppose that's true..
>>768240944
you have sided with a dog killer who posted pictures of it to the alicefags forget you
>>768240588
Was it good?
-scurries off to relax a little before steam time.-
>>768241190
-gives you tea and a hug, is sorry you're not feeling well right now and hopes your day gets better soon.-
>>768240120
I never wanted to spend money on PUBG though and fortnite isn't really my thing, oh well
and is it really? why though
>>768240891
thats actually crazy
prob not worth the money
>>768241020
Overwatch mostly. Nothing else I play is worth mentioning.
Threads a mess, burn it down.
>>768241378
It isnt for everyone sure. Well a good example was me and my friend met with the sheriff at a prison. First thing i do is punch him once in the arm and he falls to the ground screaming for a medic but not dying then we murder our way through the facility and the only people left are the special npcs screaming for medics. No real repercussions
>>768241433
YOUR WAIFU'S FACE IS A MESS
>>768241410
>overwatch
>worth mentioning
goodnight guys, was fun chatting with you all
>>768241668
just dicking around then? thats pretty fun with friends
see you later s-mug
>>768241728
Compared to the other games I play.
>>768241747
bye bye
>>768241020
Surprisingly if you add bell peppers to a FF pizza, its AMAZING. That crunch with the frys is out of this world.
>>768241073
Morning Rem. Got any plans for the afternoon?
>>768241378
Definitely not, but I will give him this. It takes a LOT of dedication to multibox 40 alts. 4 is hard enough, I couldn't imagine the setup needed for 40.
>>768241747
Night night cutes
>>768241747
i want to dick you
>>768241714
that's not very nice
>>768241410
i havent played overwatch in a while. What else do you play!
>>768241924
hmm maybe some time i will
>>768241924
Still not Rory.
I'm eating dinner.
>>768241096
Anyway, I'm going to sleep now
Goodnight
>>768242353
goodnight, sleep well
>>768242178
A little starbound, Pubg, Recently finished Shadow Warrior 2 campaign.
>>768242621
I dont know anything about starbound. Pubg feels so unfinished when i play it. I think ive only played shadow warrior one. It was a weird game
If I am too deep into something to go back what do I do?
Birb
>>768236297
chaturbate dot com (slash) god97/
>cute girl, not too many people so there's interaction, and also genuine personality. take a peek
>>768242851
makes it sound like there is no other way
>>768242825
Starbound is pretty fun. I feel the same way at pubg as you, I only play it because my friends get me to. I didn't even buy it myself. Shadow Warrior is pretty good, I enjoyed the story.
>>768242273
Didn't call you Rory silly goose :P
Maybe all that food is putting you into a delirium.
>>768243163
See its totally worth mentioning! I couldnt get behind shadow warrior felt like i got lost a lot
>>768243269
You thought it was morning for me, like it would be for Rory.
>>768243680
Ah that... yea time zones I always mix up. I'm sorry please don't hit me :*(
>>768242851
what did he mean by this
Memes aside, what do you mean by this?
>>768243936
I'm too tired for that. Should sleep soon even though I know I'm sleeping at 1 AM
>>768243347
Yeah it had that problem, especially with the controls
>>768243030
gib pizza
>>768236297
I still don't understand why people post whores and prostitutes in waifu threads
>>768244364
How is the second one compared to the first.
>>768244396
Just got here so if you want some drop by
>>768236297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBMQjPhE11s&t=
>>768244324
I promise not to mess it up again... I wrote it down now.
Well then how was your day?
>>768244321
well... urm. Idk if you have me added on disc so I will say it here. I bend and break myself to help others so much so that I tend to not realize it.
>>768244580
A lot better, there is a huge variety of weapons now!
>>768245178
The flap things next to her ears are nice. Like what kinda weapons?
>>768244735
You didn't have to.
I'm tired and tired. How are you? Any new books come in?
>>768244580
Pepperoni and olives?
>>768245284
There's a lot of melle and ranged weapons. Like swords a chainsaw, guns made out of bones there is quite a big variety!
The flaps are really cute!
>>768245892
Sucks to hear that you're tired, but there's always an easy cure for that :>
Yea all 4 books came in on Tuesday. Currently reading 1984 right now. 4 chapters in and its awesome so far.
>>768246240
yup!
>>768246293
Do the guns fire bones? Would play with flaps
>>768247602
what a degenerate
>>768247602
Only the crust should be dunked in ranch. Anything else is blasphemous!
>>768247206
Femurs would be a crazy bullet also ribs would be interesting. Flaps are for play and cute and flopping. The photo is pretty out of character because she has leporiphobia
>>768247682
>>768247872
That's what I tell him. And only the crust if it is stuffed with cheese
>>768247918
ribs seem a bit too bent for that. Needs more flaps in life. She is what?
>>768247950
I havent had cheese stuffed crust in ages
>>768248497
Probably use the ribs as a boomerang. Much more flaps! Leporiphobia is the fear of rabbits
>>768248732
that would be neat. She looks like a rabbit tho. Why is she scared of them?
>>768248924
She was walking home and a wild bunny was in her path, she was scared it was going to attack her
>>768249105
thats just adorable!
>>768249381
I know! Tomoko is a great character too, she's super relatable
>>768249850
Yeah tomokooo is a great cutie. Responses may slow down
uweh
>>768250881
No. Mwee is not included
>>768250302
Yup yup! Thats okay!
>Long Floppers
>>768251334
I just want to touch them!
>>768251028
little cute
>>768251528
I bet they're like velvet!
>>768251028
ono best
