I dated a retarded lying cheating whore who blocked me and is running away from her problems like a child and hiding behind her fat stupid parents. Bug the shit out of her or something
Her name is Samantha Hollister
(406) 207-9909
249 Trapper Dr, Condon MT, 59286
>>768224599
Your incentive is she hands out nudes like hot cakes so go bug her whore ass for some
>>768224599
She have kik or sc or something?
>>768224599
OP gotdumped and is to scared to shitbag her parents doorstep
Who's the real child in that relationship anon?
>>768224599
NYPA faggot. Be a man and shit in her mailbox
Hey wait. Can't we just ask Samantha for your info and DOX you?
>>768224599
>I dated a retarded lying cheating whore
You chose..... poorly.
>shitbag the parents
What the fuck am I? Dennis the Menace
>>768224599
What's her kik?
Sorry, but a Personal Army request needs a better reason to be granted.
>>768225543
Yes u could /_ |\/| /\ [ ]
She doesn't have any social media since she deleted them when I leaked her nudes to her friends and family and called her a lying whore
>>768225749
Hey, retard. You know revenge porn is illegal now in the states right? If she finds out about this you could be in for some shit
>>768225688
Like what exactly? Revenge ain't good enough for /b/ anymore?
>>768225584
Who the fuck are we gnasher?
WOOF WOOF WOOF
Stop running from your problems to 4chan and get cucked by your cheating gf again
>>768224599
Gotta say wtf do you have to solve?
>want to get back?
you are stupid for buying back a broken car
>want justification?
Do you? do you need this shit?
>want to know who did it?
I mean, jamal probably, but who the fuck cares? Most people would fuck a dating girl
>Cuz yes!
Because you are a faggot beta
Just get over her with some other chick, send her tons of pics of someone hotter sucking you even if its a prostitute. Send it via the mail if you need, just get your shit together.
>>768225812
Hey retard, there's no law against it in some states.
>>768224599
Does Samantha have your nudes too?
>>768225812
Doxing is kinda illegal too ya know
>>768225841
How we know you ain't beating on this bitch and need some revenge up your ass?
How we know you even really got cucked by her? You know what they say op, pics or it didn't happen.
>>768224922
>>768225066
>>768225354
we are legion
>>768224599
Dump more nudes, at least
>>768226026
So this would be double illegal for OP then
>>768225965
I mean I doubt she has them saved but in theory yeah
>>768226026
Lulz. You get your law degree from a cereal box?
>>768226026
So is cyber bullying in Montana. That didn't stop you, though. Also, doxing isn't exactly illegal.. but you wouldn't understand such a nuance.
>>768226155
Can we ask her for your nudes?
Good reason to DOX her
These newfags are pretending they matter. This is prime /b/ material, newfags cant even tell....
Post more info, i wanna do damage to skanks
>>768224599
sounds like she's running away from a stalker
>>768226161
>>768226172
I remember reading it once somewhere maybe I'm just a faggot sorry
>>768226254
Assuming OP isn't a faggot and is telling the truth. Just how new are you?
>>768225812
>>768226026
hmm.. if only there was a way to let her know what he is doing..
>OP
>Her name is Samantha Hollister
>(406) 207-9909
>249 Trapper Dr, Condon MT, 59286
>>768226334
I'm not a white knight or I'd do it.
>>768226334
lol u right
>>768226248
I got a 6 inch dick and one testicle, dude go for it
>>768226325
I was literally born 4 days ago
>>768224599
>OP gets blocked by his lifetime crush
>Goes to her house
>"Why you block me, i thought we were besties"
>"do i know you?"
>"REEEEEEEE" sets house on fire
>restrainingorder.jpg
>moveinwithparents.jpg
>"Crying to 4chan "she's a lying cheating whore"
>The end
>>768226334
Also, sounds like OPs already dumped her nudes elsewhere so I'm sure this wouldn't be much of a surprise to her
>>768226448
Well that's just damn impressive. Carry on anon.
>>768226307
You don't know what "doxing" is. Here, I'll help you out. Doxing is finding documentation about someone, using online resources. Here are some examples:
- Accessing the DMV's online presence and getting a photo copy of their driver's license. This is illegal.
- Accessing a state court clerk's website and finding out they're a 4x felon. This is not illegal, as those are public records.
Now, stop being a retard.
>>768224922
>>768225066
>>768225354
NYPA
>>768226424
No wonder she cheated
>>768226554
Thank you edu-anon!
>>768226334
Found the white knighting.
>>768226630
kek
>>768226334
Hey, that's a real nice part of Montana. OP, you're a fag. Let it go and move on with your life
What’s your first name OP so I can pretend to be you
>>768226554
I stopped being ignorant thank you for the clarification
>>768226875
Nice try FBI man
>>768226955
checked. What would the FBI do with a first name?
>>768226955
I asked for his first name faggot
>>768226834
Just cause she lives in a nice place, doesn't change that she's a stupid lying slut
>>768224599
>>768224599
Hey OP, I told her how to access this thread. You're gonna get arrested for revenge porn. Lol.
>>768227670
You know the rule, pics or it didn't happen
>>768227670
>You're gonna get arrested. Lol.
LMAO
>>768227670
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>768224599
>I dated
Pics or it didn't happen
>>768225919
True, on the state level. However, it is a federal crime so good luck getting v&, love.
>>768226462
Sounds legit.
>>768224599
So you call her a child and then try to post her info and pics online cause she cheated on you? You are a little bitch
Sage goes in all fields
OP you are a faggot. I think you are gay maybe.
yes
>>768224599
nypa fgt
>>768228258
I know I'm a little bitch, I mean I am here after all. But that's a whole lot better than lying, cheating and running away from problems.
>>768224599
Texted the thread url
>>768224599
Give me info on her like intrests, favourite food, etc
>>768224599
>>768228419
>Bitch causing problems
>Not dealing with her yourself
>Not running away from problems
>>768228428
Pics or it didn't happen
>>768228554
>expecting me to waste more money on this whore to go to her state
>>768228646
>expecting us to deal with your problems
cheap bastard, no wonder she left you
>>768228686
My intention is to befriend her
>>768228742
What can I say? Jews pinch their pennies
>>768226834
I have a cabin 5 miles from Condon. Pretty neat
>>768228819
>Jewish
>Turns to 4chan for help
I'm not even against jews and i know this is retarded.
>>768228811
I can't wait around for the white knights to act and have her show up and say
"Jarrod" (or whatever the faggots name is)"you are so screwed".
>>768227031
>Montana
looks likewehavea nother incel
Why is everyone in here such a jew loving niggers, just swat her u niggers
>>768229014
Then take her out for a nice dinner
>>768228481
not so fast shitlord
>>768229105
You do it faggot
ain't nobody got time forthat
>>768224599
>wtf happend here??!!??
gonna backtrace you boi
>>768225185
moree
>>768225425
>shitbag her parents doorstep
Can you translate this for me?
>>768225579
Haha you made me laugh. Thank you.
>>768230329
Like shit in a paper bag and light it on fire I assume shit that Americans used to do as pranks in the 90's - 2000's as a joke
>>768230329
>Shit in bag
>Place on doorstep
>Set fire to it
>Ring bell
>Run away and watch as they stamp it out.
>>768230469
>>768230471
Thanks. I was curious because something similar happened to me in the past.
>>768224599
>>768224599
>>768230653
Did you stamp itout?
>>768230756
No, it was just a bag with shit. Wasn't set on fire.
>>768224599
Pretty hot. Any more pics?
>>768230756 >>768230469 >>768230471
Okay, found more about this American tradition in "The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever" by Michael Ryan:
>One last activity, which is illegal and I don't suggest doing was made popular in the movies. This is the classic burning shitbag. You shit in a bag, place it on a friend or enemy's doorstep, light it on fire, ring the doorbell, then run and hide behind their bushes. Finally, enjoy the show ...
https://books.google.com/books?id=jddl3mRPQDgC&pg=PA52&dq=shitbag+doorstep
>>768231500
I don't really care what you found to be honest mate, literally just gave you a quick run down of what it meant.
>>768224599
Useless faggots thinking /b/ will ever give in to personal army requests, give up and die!
>>768231613
That was a great learning. Thank you.
>>768231615
>/b/ has never done raids