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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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/v/ humor thread
LOL
>someone reading this thread is statistically likely to kill themselves within two weeks
hahawill it be you?
I'm honestly at a loss here
>>768221836
God, I hope so
>>768221835
Is that really him?
>>768221840
No way too tall, Shad is a manlet
>hurrr durrr I like traps do I fit in yet reddit?
>>768221832
I have never felt more hopeless and disappointed in human civilization.
I want to lick Shad's abs!
>>768221840
Yes.
Has an amazing cosplaying camwhore MILF who has writte his name over her ass with an amazing body who practically worship him and countless other porn stars, Tumblrwhores chaturbators of all genders cosplay in his works or otherwise have his art plastered on their walls
Entire motivation for the level of depravity his work reaches is because he wanted it to please other back during his days on /co/ when his anatomy was still the cause of mass hysteria
Advanced colouring, master of chromatic aberration
Is a true artist, and considers nothing sacred in what he depicts in his work, will do non fictional underaged characters if he so wishes and doesn't afraid of anything
Has a sleek twinkish body that is well firm and trimmed and is himself, worthy of his own depiction as an object of sexual fantasy
10/10 National Socialiast Aesthetics
Has started more widespread porn trends than any other 2D-3D porn Artist in the current year (Vault Meat, etc...)
Will always make room for Ghetto/grunge/backalley/Jewish American Porn Themed/Shemale edits in his works as to satisfy multiple patrons at once like a true conseinneour of erotica
Has drawn porn of his own mother for Mothers day, and with his amazing charisma, sent it to her, clearly indicating his mother is also, like him a figure of beauty.
His Username is literally his IRL name stands proud a true man amongst men
His hatred was spawned for his occasional piece with non-conformative anatomy in /co/ and has propagated as a meme
Has his own Discord Channel
Has amassed not only a large following, but also has multiple other artists of 3D, and flash animators under his banner and label, many whom are also known from oldfag newgrounds flash game/video-youtube days. Is a true figure of leadership and master over men.
Why the fuck is he so based bros?
>>768221848
His art is even hidden amongst the Normalfag populace who know little of him, but consider his work to be appealing to the eyes and cool, such as T-Shirts, Phone covers etc, has clear memetic trending powers affecting multiple social echelons of power
Has his art is every clickbait normalfag videogame youtube video and yet despite this, has not claimed the royalties or made need to mention use of his art from the common folk, is clearly benevolent.
Trump Supporter
Is the sole creditor to an unfinished good hardcore Dyke Rogue the Bat and Cybil from Sonic X Porno that really hits home that hard carpet munching dyke part of a lesbian relationship you cannot simply find in any yuri doujin produced by the east
And again, has probably fucked his mom, and has probably turned minu8 into a cumdump at this point, and numerous others.
>>768221847
>Chadman
>>768221845
This is well meme'd
I love how fucking NO ONE posts the rest
>>768221839
Pls me first
>>768221851
>Military /fit/ pedophile
The Greeks and Ottomans would be proud
>>768221832
>not posting the daughter
gay
>>768221843
>trap
that's just a regular shota.
learn what words mean
>>768221849
>Based
>Makes nigger porn
>Neo4chan loves him
>Newfags all over 4chan
>Draws the same character everytime
>Shit taste and always huge unrealistic cocks
Deserves to die
>>768221858
>responding to shills
>>768221853
>He thinks people actually go to Shad's site to see the rest
>>768221847
damn shad is chad
>>768221858
Sounds pretty based to me
>>768221851
BASED
>>768221862
Because you're a newfag redditor
>>768221832
I got a boner
>>768221857
if your son walks around like that I got some news for you buddy
>>768221864
You're trying too hard to fit in.
>>768221858
you're seem to be pretty concerned about cock details
I love Shadman memes
>>768221838
did he die?
>>768221846
Really? It's like you've never read an actual histiry book or looked at what happens in the Middle East. Fuckers love young boipussy, but stone to death anyone that is gay.
>>768221847
Damn, those Shad abs ain't shabby!
>>768221851
Not to mention he has all those crazy thots drooling over him just because he's popular.
>>768221857
Isn't cross-dressing shota usually considered trapshit?
>>768221866
what are you even fucking saying that’s still a shota
>>768221864
I think you just have shit tier tastes
>>768221832
Shad should draw more shotas. That Atreus and the shotas from the Raven /ss/ comic are fucking cute.
>>768221836I'd like to, but I'm too afraid of the pain.
>>768221843
First week on /v/ the post.
>>768221878
nah he's right trapfags have always been a vocal minority, like furfags
>>768221867
>Can't read filenames
>Doesn't know
Time to stop posting kiddo
>>768221868
>White guy makes nigger fetish trash
>WHY U CONCERNED ABOUT COCK DUDE WOW
>>768221876
You're a fucking newfag Redditor who looks at shadshit and nigger porn telling me I have shit taste.
>>768221843
That's just shota. Trap is when a guy tries or pulls off looking like a girl.
>>768221874
Sadly, yeah.
>>768221870
Yeah. He miraculously bounced back into the truck and was slaughtered with the rest. I hope you enjoy your bacon, murderer.
>>768221860
He has a site?
hehe
>>768221842
proof?
>>768221884
>>768221880
Now rewrite that in proper English and without buzzwords
>>768221835
he seems like a cool guy to hang out with
>>768221880
>kiddo
Oh shit you got me.
>>768221858
>>Makes nigger porn
>>Shit taste and always huge unrealistic cocks
I'm sure that's Jlullaby.
>>768221887
>>768221880
No matter how mad you get and how much of a word salad you vomit up it can't change your garbage tastes and pathetic attempts to fit in
>>768221880
Nah It's pretty shit
>>768221889
seems like a tryhard dork
>>768221892
>>768221890
There's no need to pretend. We all know you're fresh off the boat.
>>768221893
You have to be trolling. The implication that just loving nigger cock fetishism and huge unrealistic shit tier cocks plastered on characters who all look the same isn't shit taste is just too stupid for me to believe.
>>768221836
Jokes on you I already did it, turns out hell /v/. who knew?
>>768221883
Yeah like almost all internet artists. Have you never been to an artist's pixiv or their own site before?
>>768221896
>>768221880
>>768221897
>>768221864
how did this turn into a loli thread?
>>768221901
>>768221832
>>768221847
>filename
>>768221904
>>768221897
i like your collection
>>768221832
>>768221835
This is America...
>415872171
Your shitposting is getting really stale so no more (You)s from me, fagsoy.
lol
>>768221903
What better to post with my comments ?
It's a million times better than shadshit and nigger fetishism. That's partially my point.
>>768221908
>Posting my wife
Thanks anon
>>768221912
>>768221910
lmao
>>768221911
>Newfag nigger lover shadfuck tells me I'm shitposting
kek
>>768221907
>>768221913
>>768221903
kids aren't lolis
>>768221847
Now I realize I was wasting my time fapping to the art when I could just fap to the artist instead
I can see why /v/ hates him. He's successful. Consider me envious.
>>768221913
>>768221908
>>768221903
why are you instantly getting stamped as pedo when you think little girls are cute?
its not fair
>>768221914
>>768221918
I love my wife !
>>768221847
>>768221851
Leaked nudes when?
>>768221923
Freaking Shadman the hero of our dark fantasies.
>3DPD normalshitter is getting more and more anally devastated
Let the butthurt flow through you, fagsoy.
>>768221836
Waiting on Pete. Why do it myself when a professional can do it?
>>768221924
Does your wife even know you exist?
>>768221924
your wife is underage sir
>>768221880
Oh shit you're still free?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Kinda surprised this thread wasn't just deleted.
>Mods actually doing their job
Wtf
>Moved from /v/ to /b/
based mods
kek
condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi condi
>Mod moved the thread instead of deleting it and banning everyone
Not sure how I feel about this
>>415872951
>3d
>Normalshit
Ah the anti newfag speaks again
Nothing more normalshit than your shit wannabe taboo art and nigger loving shit retard. You are the new wave stop pretending otherwise.
>>415873063
Barely
>>768221864
>>768221880
>>768221897
>>768221908
>>768221913
>>768221916
>>768221918
>>768221924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u8To7wEaLw
>moved to /b/
Mods have a sense of humor too
>>768221926
Don't stop now you fucking nigger
>>768222075
this
>>768222106
>>768222150
>Mom I posted Chris Hansen again lol xdd
Fucking newfags
>>768222146
Fucking normie's
FREE
FREE
FREE
FREE
>shad is more of a man than you will ever be
>>768221835
BASED
>>768222197
>>768221832
Shadman needs to draw moar shota.
>shad is way cooler than me
Guess I have to start working out.
>>768222150
https://youtu.be/z9G8omvaFJg
>>768221927
He also makes 3DPD normalshitters extra butthurt so that's a nice bonus if this thread is any indication. That normalshitter most likely wasn't even around in 2004.
>>768222284
>>768222188
That's all there is
>>768222216
Be careful. I got my sights on you b o i
>posters cognitive functions devolve whenever there's a shad post
How did Shadman manage to mentally break 4chan?
>>768222425
>>768221882
oh I fucking do
>>768221843
>you wanna know how i got these scars?
>>768222414
3d lg was a daily normal occurrence on 4chan before you faggot redditors got here. Kill yourself.
>>768222491
wtf
she getting killed was most shocking
>>768222627
Whatever helps you sleep at night, 3DPD lover.
>>768222361
This.
>>768221850
who would program a robot to try to write this
and how could they be so bad at it
>>768222491
artist?
>>768221832
oh god damn it he just had to do it...
>>768221888
You're expecting too much from a post-2004 3DPD anally devastated shitter with reddit spacing.
>>768223082
>Daily Tanya and other child model threads on /b/ pre Reddit invasion
>Still pretending to not be a newfag
>>768223072
Kuroni
>>768223287
>>768222491
what the literal fuck is wrong with this degenerate
hollys shit they need to arrest him before he psycho games with peoples lifes
>>768223222
>i'm an oldfag and i even know about /l/ see this is proof i'm not an oldfag hehe
This is how you sound right now, fuck off.
Ah, good times, good times...
>>768223519
>not filtering all languages but english and japanese
>>768223546
You fucking retard just because 3d was prevalent doesn't mean Loli was non existent. I have zero issue with 2d loli but I do have issue with you newfag fucks pretending like you aren't.
>>768223768
this is your only concern? wtf
>>768221832
>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my neoliberal illusions shattering and my eyes starting to water as i am picturing future authoritarian regimes in the west.
>I want to revitalize the left.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.
>>768223519
>>768223856
First time watching guro?
>>768223856
How to spot the underageban/woman
>>768223811
Nice deflection fag, but you'll eternally be a post-2004 reddit spacing shitter.
>>768224117
Youre a fucking illiterate newfag. Not once did I say 2d Loli wasn't a thing or not present or that they didn't have a board at one point. You're the one making innacurate claims as if 3d is in some way newfag.
You likely don't even know who Tanya is. We had DAILY child model threads and there was CP posted regularly here. You're a fucking stupid newfag.
>>768222889
kek
>>768221897
Le comia todo el donut
>>768221847
Damn.. For a while i actually thought shadman would turn out to be a girl since he had all that gay shit and chicks with dicks, but i see now..
>>768224003
literally degenerate subhuman
kill yourself and make the world a better place
>>768221835
>tfw you'll never have the guts to dance in public, or even this well
>>768221926
Anyone agree we need moar brain drain art?
>>768223637
Hey that’s where I found my mew
>>768221835
Absolutely based.
>>768221832
>>768221835
>cutting shapes
fucking canadian faggot
>>768225596
Pretty obvious how they stayed warm.
>>768224252
Now you're backpedaling, post-2004 reddit spacing shitter.
>>768225275
A Mew, I got a Rainbow Stone from the truck, I used it to evolve Moltres into the Rainbow Bird
>>768225738
Not backpedalling when I never once said what you accuse me of you dumbfuck newfag piece of shit.
>>768221835
Is that sombra's dance?
>>768221836
[spoiler]You can now add spoilers on /b/?[/spoiler]
Can someone redpill me on shadman?
is this him?
>>768226299
>Shadman leaves out the loli
Kinda surprised considering the artist.
wtf hes a nigger?!
>>768226219
>>768221851
thats a nasty case of gyno
>>768226299
>Tide pod
>>768221884
authur or comic name?
>>768226705
Either never lifted or /fit/ memer.
>>768226705
It's called a bench press, manlet.
>>768226603
>>768221835
that couple looked so annoyed lol
>>768221832
>Binding of Isaac
OMG do u guise member that scene with that thing?
soooo funny lmao
>>768221836
You literally only wrote this to show off spoiler hiding, and that is REALLY cringey to be that excited about that.
>>768221851
its just a fucking tiny shirt
>>768221918
Damn she grew up fast. I can still remember how it used to be.
>>768221858
newsflash, older newfags are the new oldfags. Stop hanging on to your 4chan nostolgia goggles, and realize that everything must come to an end
[spoiler] faggots be faggots [/spoiler]
>>768223637
Fuck off this truck does not exist
>>768221832
ITT shitposters shitposting shitposters on how they can't shitpost hard enough
>>768221877
Shad should definitely draw more shota.
>>768227575
Well no, it does exist in the game, you can actually find it
>>768221832
>wtf happend here??!!??
>>768227575
The truck does exist, but it doesn't have anything to do with Mew, like many rumours say.
>>768221847
>Abs
>>768221848
Hi there Shad
>>768226179
Denial. Go back to r/4chan and then kill yourself, dumb shitstain.
>>768228443
It's time to stop you lying newfag. Probably the same fag who posts repeatedly how old 4chans racism was "ironic" too. Stop trying to rewrite history.
>>768228678
>It's time to stop you lying newfag. Probably the same fag who posts repeatedly how old 4chans racism was "ironic" too. Stop trying to rewrite history.
>>768222766
Fuck you pedo
>>768229224
I chortled
>>768229174
>Newfag brainlet memes
As if there were any doubt you were a lying newfag.
>>768229430
>>Newfag brainlet memes
>As if there were any doubt you were a lying newfag.
>>768221835
Holy shit, Shadman is so cool.
>>768225157
Fuck you, guy, I do a mean Melbourne shuffle
>>768229224
Wait, how is she blushing through that hood?
atleast post the good shad stuff.
>>768222106
>>768222197
>>768222284
>>768222425
>>768222491
>>768223519
>>768229230
You have no power here.
>>768229230
>>768229224
>Nigger porn by a nigger loving normalfag pretending he's not
This is why sh*dshit will never be good
>>768229894
i do tho and i say shota is for fags. loli is vastly superior and more pure.
>>768230035
What about shota AND loli? That way both of us win.
>>768229430
I prefer tara
I even found her vine
>>768230361
>Little piggy
Not my cup of tea honestly, but to each his own. Vicky was better
>>768230310
no, its either pure loli, milf and loli, or shota and milf. everything else is shit.
>>768230451
Vick is normie hello officer tier
T b h my fav are Marissa, babyshi, Goldie (who is rare for som reason) naglalaro, 西边的风 and the epic heather
>>768230669
Ya it's normie but she's about a million times cuter than fatty Tara.
Jm new and good btw
>>768230758
Yeah needed moar pics tbh
>>768221832
>>768230663
This is war then.
>>768229833
anime name ?
>>768230663
More?
>>768223519
So this is how they make sexdolls
>>768230663
Why does she have her hands in her crotch? Does she have to pee?
>>768221891
Way back when he was a big fan of BBC, but it looks like J's doing that for him now
>>768221832
>>768221836
since when you can spoiler on /b/?
>>768231000
>>768231098
no, she has to masturbate.
>>768230973
you dont want this war kid. i have 20/10 loli on hand waiting and ready.
>>768221845
i came for copper but i found gold. this.
>>768221858
someone here has seen his waifu taking some nigger dick and didn't like it
>>768226149
fucking kek I remember this shit
what about pikablu
>>768232324
lul
>>768232343
[spoiler] fuck off [/spoiler]
>>768221858
We'll all have our time
>>768232175
>Doesn't know any of what was posted or even who Tanya is
>Pretends to be an oldfag
You Reddit shitters need to hang yourselves.
>>768232193
Like I play that shit game. Go back to watching your cuck porn and fuck off
>>768232752
keep alive this fag is the most entertainment thing of the thread
>>768232752
this fag
[spoiler]inb4 i'm a troll[/spoiler]
>>768233017
>>768233123
Imagine being this deluded and retarded that you are convinced you're not a newfag. Let me guess 2012?
>>768221835
Damn i wish i could dance that well
>>768233289
actually since 2014
>>768233289
since 2016
>>768221864
I thought reddit would hate Chadman?
Are you still fighting over Shadman? Get over it you faggots.
>>768232752
>>768231896
>>768230007
>>768228443
>>768223519
>>768221891
>>768221880
>>768221858
now 4chan is no longer about having fun with /b/ros talking shit about stuff
now is just laughing to newfags getting butthurt
>>768233017
He's the single most autistic dumb shitter ITT
He most likely doesn't know jack shit about best girl Alipheese if he's such an "oldfag"
>>768234123
I'm pretty sure it's always been like that. You'd know unless you're a newfag.
>>768233521
Even newer. Also is 2012 was 6 years ago, would that of still made him a newfag?
>>768232486
>Trying to use black text on /b/
You should've been killed at birth
>>768234123
>>768234233
>8/8
noice
explain this then
>>768234512
>>768221836
>>768234397
2012 is definitely newfag.
I'm probably the only person here who's been here before 2009 even. The faggots talking shit in this thread are the typical neo4chan types. They probably post on /gif/ too and spam their blacked cuck porn everywhere.
>>768234397
I think he is trolling, and people now are saying that people from 2012 are newfags because an old pic from 2015
>>768234665
>newfag talking about newfags
Priceless.
>>768221833
Damn im in stem there is not many of use you are right
>>768234615
this thread was transferred from /v/
>>768227392
>being this new
>>768234665
you won +43000 internet points for being the most badass anon in a thread on 4chan
congratulation you can be a hero now
Why the fuck did /v/ come to /b/ to be /v/.
>>768234615
>failing to use black text on /b/
Happy you crossed-eyed dunce?
>>768234868
an hero?
>>768234762
>On 4chan over a decade
>Newfag
>>768234920
mods did it
>>768234762
>>768235019
You weren't here before 2005 faggot newfag.
>>768221835
damn that nigga got the moves
>>768235138
this. Although most of us have killed ourselves or shot up schools...
>>768221910
nigger detected
>>768221835
Sauce.
(Where I can find a full vid, not who he is.)
>>768234056
Nah it's just one autistic newshitter >>768230007
Probably still lives in his mother's basement.
>>768221869
i ask myself if they are memes or actually rule 34. I want to belive its just memes
>>768234868
>you can be a hero now
the newest of fags
>>768235378
soy
>>768222475
/co/ flipped their shit because they didnt like porn. Or drugs.
>>768222244
A guy that has to wear a mask and dresses like a fag, o.k.
>>768235138
Neither were you faggot. You don't even know shit from 2007
>>768222106
fuck you' you sick bastard,, now I'm hungry and horny at the same time
>>768235283
>Probably
definitely, and soon a prison for probably having a mound of child porn on his computer considering how many tanya pics he has
>>768221851
Hey i have that machete, bought it from wally world
>>768226219
As far as futa goes, i dont mind the dick and balls, but i do mind the lack of pussy.
>>768221832
>>768230982
staeB legnA
>>768230669
Let's be real here, BabyJ is the GOAT.
Kait is also quite nice.
so this thread came from /v/? or /a/? the fucking mods have gone full rogue and are moving tons of threads here
>>768235452
Thug Aim.
>>768235706
/v/
