WAIFU
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WAIFU
>>768221470
Did someone order a waifu thread?
>>768221559
Great claim, anon
>>768221583
You're so cute
Everyone on this website pretends they are hardcore nihilist who have seen everything but they get triggered when they see a picture from My Little Pony just because it's against the rules
Daily Reminder only redditor normies complain about MLP because they can only think in a hivemind.
>>768221677
You really convinced me with that rebuttal
Don't worry Sono, math is easy, even an inbred underage dog killer like you could learn.
>>768221677
Hinata is the highest grade waifu. Unparalleled beauty, amazing cooking skills, respectful yet shy demeanor, and fierce loyalty to her man. Only one other could contend but Rias lacks Hinata's shy demeanor. But as a pair, they are both highest tier.
>>768222044
Miku looks so cute with white hair
>>768221695
Tbh, there are better shows than horsefucker central.
>>768218698
Wildberger pls
>>768216072
(Gine)
Thats good. I'm doing great thank you ^_^
What you doing?
Also claimed.
>>768222566
I stole this image
>>768222566
I'm glad you're doing better!
I'm doing absolutely nothing.
>>768221695
MLP is my shyt
>>768222097
Math is easy, it's not difficult.
One just needs the motivation to learn. Nothing motivates better than money.
>>768222205
I'm just glad Naruto got best girl
Poor Sasuke got worst girl...
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>>768222633
Good for you :)
I got it from a drawthread when i asked for her licking an icecream
>>768222653
Y-Yeah, sorted the issue I was having out. Plus couple other things.
>>768222377
Yes but people who say it's completely unwatchable (while watching shitty cute girls seasonal anime) are just normies who want to fit in by regurgitating other peoples opinions.
>>768222692
>you're so full of carp
fucking lost
>>768222749
oh wow you got lucky, I didn't know they make such good images
Was it free?
>>768222669
The sakurafag salt is still raging kek
>>768222231
Well you're not wrong.
https://a.pomf.cat/zxnray.png
>>768222836
Ive seen worse shoujo anime.
>>768222566
+hug
Claimed
Whats up with the thread today?
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>>768222961
Hey everyone stop what you are doing and watch this funny video I found
>I hate fake glitch art, these pictures were created with some "aesthetic" Iphone apps or something, the data isn't actually being distorted.
Does anyone actually care.... is this some new kind of pasta hmm?
>>768222961
cuting as always~
>>768222840
Yeah they did a really good job I think. Was free :)
>>768222911
Hmmm I suppose a hug is okay. But thats it!
+hug
>>768222911
+smug
>>768223012
damn nice, I want one, but I don't want to waste their time
>>768222988
>Watch this funny vid
>Doesn't post link
One job nigga...
Peanut butter chocolate chip cookies
OR
triple fudge brownies?
>>768223096
That's a bot
>>768222989
yes I care it's fake and shallow
>>768223012
Would you rather a lick?
>>768223027
+highfive
>>768223139
Brownies
>>768223139
Why must you offer a difficult choice?!
>>768222989
Actually it's just a bunch of sony vegas filters bby the looks of it, I recognize like 80% of them
>>768223142
Pretty sure a bot would've added a link.
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>>768223096
sorry everyone here is the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4W2izipMoY
>>768223186
Why do you care though
>>768223068
If you go and ask nicely someone might do it. if someone is asking for requests replying to them with it might be good. Just dont make it too hard or complex or be annoying when you ask.
>>768223131
Hiya remu
>>768223139
Neither :_:
>>768223229
I'm saying thats too far now dear, sorry.
>>768223245
muahahaha....i bought both of them to make for some anons
>>768223229
ah you like some THICC fudge huh~?
>>768223374
HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE COOKIES OR BROWNIES
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
why does everybody hate chocolate and sweets lately, it's make me upset
>>768223374
Aw okay Amn
:(
>>768223449
you said brownies
>>768223449
YOU MONSTER FRIZBEE!!!
>>768223356
It's fake and shallow, and I like actual glitch art.
It's like you're trying to be all cyberpunk and edgy but really you're using the same editing programs as everyone else, actually glitching a picture using unorthodox methods is punk af
fake glitch art is like pop punk
>>768223506
yeah they're fudge brownies, with chocolate chips
>>768223531
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!
>>768223449
I dont hate them darling, I'm just saying making me want to eat them is a bad idea. Low sugar remember.
>>768223506
I'm sowwy, not single so dont know if I can allow all your licks.
I'm largely messing around, dont be too upset.
So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you'll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
>>768223638
oh yeah sorry. i thought you meant you don't think they taste good
like my weirdo friend Hu
dude hates chocolate, I don't get it!!!!!!
>>768223625
That sounds so good tbh
>>768223638
I'm not at all lmao. What if one lick a day :thinkemote:
Anyways, what's up?
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
Waifumi
>>768222845
Sakura-sama is terrible.
She made Naruto promise to bring Sasuke back and she didn't even give him a blowjob, wtf
>>768222988
ayy~
Hey guys, it's Christ Chan here.
Wowee
>>768223559
But what if I don't care about any of that shit and I'm using the gif because someone made an edit of my image...
Like.. I'd understand you feeling that way if I was actually posting many of them and proclaiming myself to be cool af because of it, but right now I think you are the one being shallow
Your elitism is a bit too strong for me
>>768224083
my waifu. <3
>>768223951
That is weird. Its super yummy. Curses.
>>768223957
I'm sure it'll be fine in that case.
Just looking around t'internet for certain items.
Hope you are okay
>>768224044
>.getCute()++
>>768224069
Remember how much salt was generated when her confession got rejected?
I smell Blood-Chan....
>>768224211
generated
Claimed.
>>768224106
I just wanted to say my opinions on glitch art, I don't care if you post the gif.
>>768224283
Some rumor about it was that it was genuine. Sakurafags were eternally BTFO'd
>>768224134
claimed
>>768223957
you sound so good tbh
>>768224154
people are weird!
>>768224302
that's cool then
>It's like you're trying to be all cyberpunk and edgy but really you're using the same editing programs as everyone else
But just know that this is wrong
>>768224211
It was satisfying, she deserved that.
>>768224494
How is it wrong? do you just mean in your case?
>>768224416
Oof I didn't say claimed when I posted. This is a conundrum now. I guess I"ll just leave.
Wowee
>>768224472
True facts right there Anon.
Where do you stand on the white/milk/dark debate?
>>768224594
snooze u loose bro
>>768224584
Yes yes in my case
I'm sorry I just now realized the ambiguity of the "you're"
>>768224154
Perfect!
Nope. Getting pissed in For Honor. I can't play for shit atm aaahhhh
>>768224472
How so?
>>768224823
okay, I was just being autisemetic, some people just want to make/use glitchy anime gifs and aren't trying to make a statement about technology and society.
>>768224608
Cute
>>768224296
ram, almost as good as Rem
>>768224608
white and milk are good. i think i prefer milk a little. dark is pretty good as long as it's not 96% cacao WHY DID I EAT THAT IT WAS SO GROSS!!!!
>>768224976
cause im gonna eat ya
>>768224976
Well I cant play it for shit at all. So you have that at least. ^_^
However, getting tilted only makes things worse
>>768224154
>Hope you are okay
>>768224976
>Nope. Getting overly emotional while playing a videogame
Claimed.
>>768225095
Thank.
>>768225106
Yes yes I agree. Super dark is more okay for cooking. But milk and white for noms
>>768225165
Whats the issue caveman steve?
>>768225263
Something about you draws me to you
>>768225106
That's cannibalism. I dont think I have much nutritional value
>>768225116
You play it too?
Yeah but you see, I'm trying to stay calm. 4 catapults happened
Things that inspire me: Kill me baby
>>768225397
Um I played a little on like an open day. I played a bit of chivalry so close enough right? :D
I dont know how bad that is, but remember its just gurme at the end of the day.
>>768225450
>Kill me Baby
>not about an Irish abortion clinic
I can't wait until my orders from romwe come. They sell such cute clothes.
>>768225499
Eh. Close enough
Yeah yeah mom I know it's only game. I dont hef to be mad
>>768225720
What in the fuck Tomo.
>>768225777
Checked. They look pretty similar. And I aint your mama boyo
>>768225720
That will never not make me laugh
Wasa wasa
>>768225241
mai a cute
>>768225844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Lkuf-ZmHw
You are not ready boy
Claimed
Nakamura Sawa
>>768225997
I had the same feeling in one on one game mode where I was using a rock sling and everyone else huge swords. I either broke their nose and they died from failing to dodge a rock. Or got biffed in the chops. (And then killed me.)
>>768225263
mmhm :3
>>768225397
that ass looks pretty sweet though~
>>768225926
We can't agree to disagree
>>768226187
So lewd. Anyway I need to purge thoughts of chocolate as best I can haha.
>>768226156
holy shit what. That's great. Something like that can happen in Mount and Blade. If you see a guy in full armor, don't worry. It's naked dudes you should fear
>>768226187
Is that so?
>>768226187
Its been a while, how are you?
oh shoot i gotta go cook
byebye
>>768225720
genuine kek
>>768226471
Yeah I love mount and blade. Apart from the fact I suck and I always get cucked when the king is handing out land in war.
i have returned
>>768226813
Be noble, get good reknown before joining faction, make friends with everyone in said faction you want to join, join faction later during war, bam you get fiefs
>>768226587
Take care
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768218698
But they do
>>768218743
No
>>768226935
Same strat if play as gril? Or does my husband need to be liked too? Don't spoil for me how to go beyond just a fiefdom tho :)
>>768226912
Is this a sin?
>>768227115
That, idk since I've never played as female. I know you can get an achievement though playing as one though
Fuckin smurfs or them modders man.
Rem claimed
>>768227193
you tell me
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
>>768227193
The format GIF is a sin and should be purged from earth.
>>768227338
Ohh okay, dont worry about it.
>>768227340
Hallo again Remu
I go to sleepy town soon bye bye cutes.
>>768227477
Sure thing and goodnight Amn
>>768227408
Lovely! Do you have more cool lines like that
>>768227561
i like this one
O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
>>768227408
I think it's beautiful for two of God children to share their physical bodies with each other. I don't see anything wrong with it
>>768227419
I agree, I wish I could find better...
>>768227477
Sleep tight cute
And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
>>768227092
They cannot occur in nature, you can not have one line of plank lengths of ratios exactly sqrt(2) because thats how irrational numbers are DEFINED, you can only ever have an approximation to sqrt(2) because it has NO SOLUTION
and no, plants approximating the golden ratio does not prove anything, they are just approximating an unsolvable equation the same way humans do.
fact is numbers like pi and sqrt(2) only exist in human imagination as the circumference of an ideal circle or diagonal of an ideal square, they are not real.
>>768227477
Hey amnesia.
Goodnight amnesia
>>768227785
The beast lives inside all of us, you can't kill your true self
>>768227408
>If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
this is a mistranslation of
>If a man also lie with boys, or a boy lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. (the man or the woman)
it's about pedophiles, not homosexuals.
>>768227408
Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.
Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.
I like the proverbs quite a bit
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>>768228071
it seems that i need to get old old testament you guys
See, the day of the Lord is coming—a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger. . . . I will put an end to the arrogance of the haughty. . . . Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses will be looted and their wives violated.
>>768228071
translation source plz
>>768227689
Can always make your own material.
>>768227793
What does it matter it's """"""""""""""""""""not real""""""""""""""""" if their existence makes life so much easier.
>>768228263
He won't lay a finger on me
>>768228379
I'm retarded when it cums to computers, you know that :p
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>>768227408
how about this one
>Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
> And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
>And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
>And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
>Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+19%3A32-38&version=KJV
>>768228389
don't mess with my God or he'll make eat your family
And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me; Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins. And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
>>768227793
I don't care about math anywhere near enough to follow any of that
>>768221470
Cute
>>768228379
They are still only a tool for approximating ideals and we need to stop making kids in school submissive by telling them something as subjective as math is extremely rigorous and that they should take everything they learn as fact.
M+1=M
M is Mai's constant
>>768228533
what can i say the old testament can get a little edgy
Hear and give ear; do not be haughty, for the Lord has spoken. . . . And if you say in your heart, “Why have these things come upon me?” it is for the greatness of your iniquity that your skirts are lifted up, and you are violated . . . because you have forgotten me and trusted in lies. I myself will lift up your skirts over your face, and your shame will be seen.
>>768228787
x*x=2 only has a solution if you make it have a solution, just like M+1=M has a solution if I simply say that M is a solution.
the difference is irrational numbers are very useful for approximations and M is not
>>768228864
>something as subjective as math
it seems that i have let my edgtness get the better of me.
>>768228787
>>768229162
Also, sqrt(2) confuses you because you know where to start with the digits
1.414213562... (this will never go anywhere)
as with M you couldn't even start with the digits, so it doesn't fool you into thinking it has a well-defined value.
>>768229311
What do you think mathematicians do all day? read the big book of 100% mathematical TRUTHS and call it a day? humans are writing the rules, stop being a sheep.
>>768228263
Oh fun, religious talk. I need to read through the bible again one of these days, been a while
Claimed~
>>768229582
>What do you think mathematicians do all day? read the big book of 100% mathematical TRUTHS and call it a day? humans are writing the rules, stop being a sheep.
Mathematics are a way to describe things that are governed by the fixed rules of our universe, so of course they're not made up.
The only thing that is "invented by humans" are conventions in communication, kinda like languages.
The word dog can be expressed in many different languages, but that doesn't change the fact that it's all the same physical thing, a dog.
The conventions in mathematics are only there to ensure that everyone everywhere can understand them. Therefore in school you are supposed to learn the same standard as everyone else, so that you can communicate your ideas with everyone else.
Wait a sec, you could actually approximate the digits of M with
99999999999999999999999999...
since 9.99999... = 10 M must also equal M+1
also M IS useful, it can be used to approximate all the different combinations of mathematical axioms you could choose to reject or accept, checkmate non-Maists.
>>768230519
:thinking:
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>>768230709
Now I got it, my fault for not following the c o n v e n t i o n s
>>768230408
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophy_of_mathematics
>Mathematics are a way to describe things that are governed by the fixed rules of our universe, so of course they're not made up.
There is a guy in this thread who believes in a divine creator, and you don't think the fixed laws of the universe are subjective?
Show me any number of grains of sand, and then give show sqrt(2) times that amount of sand, you have all the sand of every dessert and every beach in the world to work with, so it should be easy.
>>768230886
so x approaches x+1 as x approaches infinity, in just the same way (a/b)^2 approaches 2 but never really reaches it.
>>768230997
>and then give show sqrt(2) times t
*and then show me, oops
>>768227793
you make a compelling arguement, but do you think they could exist in a platonic sense?
>>768230997
>Show me any number of grains of sand, and then give show sqrt(2) times that amount of sand
Why would I do that?
sqrt(2) is an irrational number, therefore it's not physically possible.
That doesn't change anything though, what are you trying to say?
>>768231211
Is this a question? I'm not sure what you mean.
>>768230408
>fixed rules
ehh the set of axioms you choose and consistency within that logical framework are what is important.
the Axiom of Choice being a natural example
>>768231591
Reality is what it is, there are only ways to describe it.
What I meant by inconsistent languages it that some countries teach that 10/2*3 is the same as 10/6, while most other countries teach that 10/2*3 is the same as 30/2.
It's not that there's a right and a wrong side, just different conventions, so that's why it's good that everyone learns the same ones and doesn't go inventing their own. It will only lead to misunderstandings.
>>768231439
>sqrt(2) is an irrational number, therefore it's not physically possible.
If a number can not exist in real life how is it "governed by the fixed laws of the universe"?
>>768231416
If you imagine a perfect, unit square with your minds eye and draw a diagonal line from opposite corners you would be "seeing" sqrt(2), so if you are a Platonist you could say they exist platonically.
>>768231827
Now you are just talking about the order of operations...
>>768232097
>If a number can not exist in real life how is it "governed by the fixed laws of the universe"?
the hypothenuse of a triangle with 45, 90 and 45 degree angles is always sqrt(2) times as long as the other sides.
You can't change that, it's how it works in this universe.
Of course I am using the convention that the majority of other humans uses here because I'm not an alien. But even for an alien this will apply, they'll just give it a different name.
>Now you are just talking about the order of operations...
Yes, that was an example of a thing that IS "made up by mathematicians".
The order of operations is a convention we agreed on. The fact that pic related is true is a fact.
I missed doggo bakes.
>>768232515
And who created the triangle?
Again, it's just an ideal figure imagined and approximated by humans, and it just so happens that it can not truly exist in nature because sqrt(2) is irrational and therefore doesn't exist.
>>768232673
Cute
>>768232802
>the triangle can't exist
It is "sharper than reality", the true form that everything aspires to be, reality will get as close to it as it can.
You're arguing that you can simply make another number up, because a human "made it up", right?
Then go on and show me how "not to be a sheep" and name a number that describes the relationship more closely than this one.
You can't, because sqrt(2) IS it. There is only one answer, and that is because it is fixed by the universe.
You can only come up with different names for this number, but that is merely how you call it, it doesn't change what the number is.
"This is how the universe truly works, it's not my fault its resolution isn't high enough to show it in all its glory".
here
hurr durr coffee claimed
>>768233336
cute
>>768229825
Good morning
>>768233265
Thanks cutie
>>768233542
Hi tomo
>>768233739
hallo and best leg pic right there
>>768233711
hi
>>768233869
Sleep well?
>>768233944
it was fine enough i suppose, you?
>>768233838
awe thanks friendo!
>>768234127
Poor, but sufficient
>>768234135
Anytime and how goes things?
>>768233542
Hi Tomoko
>>768234340
hiya how goes it?
>>768233440
>name a number that describes the relationship more closely than this one.
I can't because you DEFINED it to be the answer.
but I'm arguing that x*x=2 does not have a solution because a number that can not be expressed a/b does not exist in real life.
You say that the universe approximates sqrt(2), show me where triangles exist in nature.
Reality doesn't care what us humans decide is "perfect" and "aesthetically pleasing", so it didn't give sqrt(2) a well defined value.
>>768234407
Not bad, I don't have to work tonight :)
what bout you?
>>768234281
They are all but the same for me haha, not much changes with me. How about you?
>>768234260
well that's good i suppose
what're you up too now?
>>768234481
Still playing the new Destiny 2 DLC. Just wandering aimlessly doing things at this point though
>>768234450
I was given the day off so thats nice
>>768234461
Got a new laptop and still playing with models like normal! I am broke and i need to get a new id though.
>>768234593
oh, well i hope that's at least somewhat fun
>>768234622
excellent. going to paint any skellies?
Heyo cutes
>>768235021
Later tonight when it quiets down ill paint the big model
>>768235053
Send string thing
>>768235104
As always
>>768235172
as always warms the heart
>>768234421
> I'm arguing that x*x=2 does not have a solution because a number that can not be expressed a/b does not exist in real life
It does have a solution if you calculate it with infinite resulution.
We can calculate as many digits of pi as we want, even though the atomic limit is reached after like 50 or so. That's because it's an universal constant.
In your picture, the calculator tries to calculate it is exact as it can with the limited number of bits it has available and doesn't get the exact result that would have an error of 0. This one has an error of 0.0000000001.
However, 2+2 is 4 with an error of exactly 0.
The hypothenuse of the shown triangle has a ratio of sqrt(2) to its sides, with an error of 0.
However, the universe has limited resolution due to its atoms and therefore ends up with an error unequal to 0, just like the calculator.
>>768234975
Eh, not the most fun, but I'm trying to get ready for the raid. Now I'm playing Ghost Recon Wildlands though
Good evening everyone!
How was your day?
-hurries out with the tea cart and sets out the pine apple cake-
:3
>>768235317
thats a cute one too!
>>768235383
mags
>>768221470
>>768235053
hello
