ITT: Things that only you think you do.
When I take a shower, I make a bucket with my arms to catch as much water as I can and splash it all onto the shower floor.
I take freezing cold showers
>>768220894
You fucking asshole you need to take an actual bucket in the shower and collect the gray water for watering plants and such. And you should take only 3 minute showers. Wet yourself, turn off the water, soap up, then quickly rinse. Fucking asshole!
I often hope for things, which i want to happen, to not happen, because I think that they will happen if i do not hope that they will happen
>>768220894
I do that exact same thing
>>768221745
Me too, but they still don't happen
>>768220894
i do that aswell
>>768220894
I almost always take a shit before I shower.
>>768220894
Sometimes when I put on clothes they just don’t feel right and I have to change outfits a few times until I’m comfortable
>>768220894
I sing to my cat. He meows along
>>768221581
Sometimes a turn the shower on when I'm taking a shit because I like the sound. And to stick it to California.
>>768222924
Almost everyone does.
>>768220894
I do that.
>>768221047
I do that.
>>768221745
I do that.
>>768223338
I do that.
>>768223459
Does it count with a dog?
Are we really all this boring? I refuse to believe that /b/ is the same person cloned 9000 times.
>>768220894
Drink beer and stand with high pressure on my shoulders so hot i smoke like the human tortch when i get out.
Maybe i should build a sauna
I like to play with my boyfriend's ear lobes. It weirded him out at first but he likes it now. It's comforting to me, makes me feel safe.
>>768223720
This. In winter i get up every morning. Kick on the shitty little floor heater and crank the shower on hot until i stop shaking
>>768220894
I also do that
>>768223807
A collective group of people so autistic this is the only interaction they have. Maybe not a copy bit at least a copy of a copy
>>768223777
Checked, and can confirm I do that as well.
>>768223720
>living in commiefornia
Well there's your problem.
>>768221745
wtf that's actually genius
>>768220894
Ohhhh i got one. 34 year old bearded trucker with a Harley. Kick the bluetooth speaker up to 11 and break off the fuckin knob!
Techno and shit.
Enjoy the ride is money. As is the rest of their shit. All AAA
When I fap, I use the skin of my dick to keep the cum inside and I release all of it cleanly in the toilet.
I run around my town and spray paint pictures of carrots on walls at 3 o’clock in the morning.
I run my forearm and wrist under my ballsack and flip my cock and balls around like a kangaroo.
Anybody else sometimes burns his pubic hair while shitting?
>>768220894
I like to put my bum against the head of dildo and push until it pops in, then I go SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH SWISH
I lay down and imagine I'm a homeless bum who's laying in the street in the rain.
I sit down in the shower with the drain plug in and wait for it to fill the tub experiencing both a shower and bath at the same time,I like to call it a shath.
I sometimes pretend I have a child and I'm teaching him stuff
>>768220894
I do that too.
>>768223940
I think you left something out.
>>768224319
I don't live in cuckifornia. It's like the Mexico of America.
>>768224320
Fake and gay
I get up at 7 every morning, have a nice breakfast, kiss my wife goodbye, and work at an office job for the next 8 hours.
>>768223459
I can get behind this.
i unscrew the top of the hand held shower head and give myself an enema.
>>768220894
I have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction
i blow my nose into my hands and lick it all up. i also eat scabs and dead skin.
>>768220894
I plan out everyday conversations the day before I have them so they always go my way. It never works but I continue to do it every single night.
>>768225564
I put the scabs in my ass later and the become scab babies and I give birth to them
>>768224770
My ex did. Always fucking weirded me out. Also burned his armpit hair.
>>768226079
and then when you eat them is it cannibalism?
I like to stick my finger in my ass when itches and then I can't stop smelling it afterward.
I use the hair dryer while sitting at the desk, just for the warm air.
>>768225337
kek, yeah me too
When I can't sleep I get right under my duvet and pretend I'm a sniper or some shit hiding in a ditch, and I can't move or I'll be discoverd. Autistic as shit but honestly works every time.... I think its the imagining of the scenario that clears my mind and let's me drift off
>>768226666
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>>768220894
Sometimes I flush the toilet mid-piss and then piss really hard to "race the flush" and see if I can finish peeing before the toilet finishes flushing.
Oh, and then I flush it again... just to stick it to California.
I feel like my life is going fucking nowhere, like I'm wasting my potential and more importantly my 20's
I feel like I can blame my circumstances or basic life circumstances for clouding my view but I can't think of a real answer of what I want to do
I don't fully believe that my current goals are going to be fulfilling, when I finally get there, and on some level I think I'm trying to achieve a state of long term intoxication with little or no responsibility
I also think that I'd be more comfortable with the world if I went to the gym and I was able to break things that made me uncomfortable
but I don't think I'll be making it to the gym any time soon
>>768220894
I sometimes pretend to speak to fictional characters
>>768227293
I just rehearse and try to come up with the best suicide method. Sweet dreams almost instantly.
>>768220894
I do that too OP
>>768228126
Hello fellow autist. Which characters?
Whenever I shit I stick my fingers up my ass and really clean myself out
>>768228353
completely random, what the brain provides in the moment
>>768228446
also pic not related,
pic was mistake
>>768220894
everyone does that nigger
I like to shit into my hand, then put it in the toilet
>>768228446
I occasionally do the same. Had imaginary friends as a kid but they were all game/cartoon characters
I still eat boogers when nobody can see
>>768228654
Stop lying andy, we all know that you eat your logs