I’m gonna fuck an escort tonight /b/.
Pic related
Any advice? $140/half hour + we shower together after. Any tips for extending time? Getting more for less pay/extras? This is my first time.
I’m a good looking chad, so hoping that will come into play. I don’t need to use backpages for sex but I’ve been having this growing kink/fasnfasy about it and need to get the deed done.
>I'm a good looking Chad
Why are you on /b/ then?
>>768214062
Bondage.
>>768214189
Been on since our queen was filling every thread. I love this place it’s like home. Tried to leave but can’t.
Well, first discuss with her EVERYTHING that you want to do. Not sure how are the prices in your place, but for $ 140 you could fuck a porn star in Brazil.
>>768214289
I’ll try that for sure, I just wanna make my short time last. Hoping to cum 3 times haha maybe I’ll set 10 minute alarms along the way and hopefully if things go well can get a little more action in the shower after.
>>768214062
Good looking Chad ehh, then why you paying for pussy?
>>768214062
how big is your dick?
if you doing your job good she's giving you some extra
>>768214642
Just a festish I’ve been having
>>768214758
7.4” and decent girth. I can fuck good so hoping that will help
>>768214762
Lol pretty expensive fetish , somehow I don't think that's it
>>768214892
that will work maybe free bj as a good bye
>>768214062
>$140/half hour
What a ripoff. For half that price I've had good pussy and a shower.
>>768214971
Yeah I’ve never been interested in seeing an escort before, but I guess afternoon visiting frequent threads about it on here and reading reviews on other sites I had to try it. It is extremely expensive and that’s why I’m just gonna do it once.... I hope.
>>768215076
Dawg I know... you should see the others. It’s like $200+ for full hour everywhere else for girls I’m not that into.
>>768215066
Crossing fingers for this
You are probably going to be arrested in an undercover sting. report back when you get out.
>>768216223
You know.... yeah.... fuck.
>>768214062
Post pics fam
>>768214062
Don't bring any cash. The police will take it from you at intake.
Leolist?
LEO = Law Enforcement Officer.
It's a trap.
Non OP but similar question,
can you cum more than once with an escort?
I'm thinking of booking an hour and going full fucking for the whole time. When i cum i don't get soft so that's not a big problem, just gotta change condoms in between
>>768214971
Can confirm, i can get pussy often enough but always had a fantasy of seeing an escort.
>>768216223
Oh my kek are escorts illegal in the usa? What a cuck law?
>>768214062
OP post pics of tits and face or it never happened you fucking pussy
What the best way to do this? What site I mean.
>>768216536
In the uk its allmost allways unlimited cum if you get an hour, just ask in an email or text if you want to know. I agree its not worth it if you were to cum in 10 minutes and have wasted the hour but ive never known that to be the case here.
>>768214062
Jesus... why would you pay to fuck that ham beast? You picked this one for $140?
>>768214189
/b/ is for normalfags now anon
>>768216804
>sauna
You Brits love euphemisms more than puns, don't you?
>>768214062
Ask for current picture nf. If she does not have one you should go and find out what a solicitation charge does to your college application.
>>768216944
why would you want pay 140 to fuck one without amazing tits you closet faggot?
>>768217018
does nf = nigger faggot or am i just high?
>>768216992
wut?
>>768217068
You can surely do better than one that looks like a whore, but whatever that’s on you.
>>768217226
Last year I went to Edinburgh during spring break. There I learned that brothels are called saunas. Euphemism.
>>768216944
Women with no tits are easy to find and fuck, if your going to pay your going to want big tits.
>>768216944
I have a serious thing for thicc bitches. Part of that breeding high test meme.
Gonna get some serious face sitting going on.
My wife is a whore
it's not worth it.
But if it's in your head then yeah, get it out of your system. But it's not worth it.
And no, your look doesnt matter. If shes good she will make it sound like your the best one she had. But you not. Youre just another guy going to see a hooker. Nothing more.
>>768214062
$140 half hour = ~$250/year "after taxes"
>>768217301
oh yeah i get you, prostitution is basically legal in private and as long as no one else is profiting from it but we still fuck around calling them saunas and massage parlours. Its kind of a good system because atleast the workers can get to keep all their money though im sure they will have to pay the 'agencies' or rent the room they use in the 'sauna'.
>>768217577
who cares, 300 bucks are nothing
>>768216944
if that's your definition of a ham beast your chicks must be flat as a 12 year old boy
>>768217641
250/year wha?
>>768214062
Hey if you say you're the chad you claim to be then just be syre to be likeable, sure it work for her but if she is having a good time she might extend it for a bit, glhf chadnon
>>768216463
I was gonna keep the cash in my sock just incase.
If she asks for cash up front maybe I just bail because that’s when Chris Hansen walks in the door?
>>768217809
Banking on charisma to get an extra 15 or maybe an extra hand job.
>>768217876
This guy gets it, kek
>>768217238
yeah i would totally go for one who looks like a librarian or maths teacher
>>768217577
Have you done it before?
>>768217679
dont disagree, But it's still 300 bucks for a high chance of a bad fuck. Spend it on more fun things is all im saying
>>768216465
this. it couldn't be more obvious
>>768217989
It’s only $140 not 300
>>768217641
you meant 250k? that's still wrong.
Assuming 10 minutes showering, it's $140 for 40 minutes; assuming about 1800 workhours/year, it's about 2700 customers @ 140$ = $378k / year and no taxes.
not bad at all. yet her rate will dramatically drop down in a few years, while dad here still makes about 2 millions/year.
>>768217679
oy vey, Schlomo!! all of their money are belong to us
>>768217876
This shit does happen, if your decent in bed and are nice/respectful some free time is fairly likely.
>>768214062
Protip: if you call yourself a Chad, you're the farthest thing from a Chad.
>>768217434
and you're a cuck, because she tasted other cocks before yours.
>>768218070
Idk man I’m pretty darn Chad by looks I would say... :/
>>768217987
yeah I was pretty much the same. The whole thing kinda excited me. Even seeing girls trixing on the streets made me horny. Dont know why.
But yeah, I've seen about 10.. In the end, it's alot of mooney just 'cause I got horny. It's been 2 years now since tho. Maybe just went through a phase like you :)
>>768218069
I fucking hope so but maybe if she’s just too deep into the business the wall of “you’re just a client this isn’t fun” will be too great of a barrier for me to surpass.
>>768218178
i can add, if you do it once it is easy to do it again
>>768217676
I went to one. It was 30 pounds for the "agent" and 60 for the girl.
>>768218070
this person is correct.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority
>>768218064
50 customers a week is a little high for higher rate escorts but not far off.
>>768218178
Good to hear. I’m just hoping that since I’m pretty good at fucking, and she’s 10/10 in my mind for thicc fuck slut that it makes it worth it in the end. For sure only gonna be a one time deal, but I’m also scared of cops ya know? Any plan to make it seem like I’m not going there for sex? She lives in a condo apartment style building so I can maybe say I’m going to someone else’s place?
>>768218070
>>768218283
Ugh.... no man. I’m chad central and it’s great but sucks at the same time.
>>768217676
UK laws for prostitutes are really vague its illegal to make a living of prostitution but it is legal to have sex for money. So its basically just a big joke and everyone gets away with it but if they feel like it they can still fuck with people in the industry but not johns.
>>768218382
She almost certainly will ask for cash up front, she doesn't want to risk people having sex then running off.
>>768218504
I, too, delude myself so reality doesn't hurt as badly.
>>768218780
I personally know chads who post here, it does happen.
>>768218382
yeah look i get it! And sometimes you get lucky and get a great girl and great sex. So it happens.
idk really. I used a burner-phone wich i paid in cash to keep contact with her. And my real phone I left at home with gps on ;D police dont have time to watch every condo... so I think you need to strike a big bad luck to get caught. just walk in there like you live there
>>768218780
Are you intimidated by the thought that there are alpha chads in your safe space anon?
>>768218543
>its illegal to make a living of prostitution but it is legal to have sex for money
?
>>768214189
Couple of us on here are good looking. We are on here to post the OC the rest of you thrive on
>>768218985
Its a UK thing
>>768214455
>our queen
which one
>>768219004
yeah fatties, traps, and diaper threads. nice try jackass
>>768218985
yeah its weird, basically the police fuck with street prostitutes, pimps and occasionally escorts. There are even some tolerated non official red light districts.
>>768219054
The only queen.
>>768219004
Um. I’m not OP.
And different strokes, different folks. I could do less with the tranny/gay/gore crap, must admit.
What I would be worried with is the chance of an STI.
Life with an STI or something like AIDS is not fun at all.
>>768218985
Basically the UK government is fucked and employees 1984 Doublethink bullshit in its policies.
>>768218780
Hey man I just posted to show you I’m not trying to lie. Not Tryna show off or anything just Tryna prove my point and now get some advice from you all.
>>768218985
>>768219204
So you Brits can get a hooker and there's no problem with the police?
>>768219410
I’m not gonna dip in there unless I got a condom.
FUCK
Just thought about mouth herpes... ugh.
>>768214062
It's their job you'll get a half hoir of a shitty handjob and a even shittier blowjob because women are slackers and lazy. Amd chances are she'll be acting like a cunt the entire time even though she's making 300$ an hour. My experience with dozens of hookers I've seen.
>>768214062
lol her tits are photoshopped....
bruh for $140 half hour you can get a literal 10/10 college girl, 19-22 years old or so...what are you doing?
cancel this. dont get some fat chick who shops her tits
>>768214062
At least the whore looks like a whore, how much?
>>768219498
Yes, even kissing/touching IS risky.
>>768214062
In my experience, more time costs more money. More activities cost more money. I've been a regular john of some very friendly gals, but there ain't every anything extra. And understand this: she will act like she really digs you, but it is just business for her.
>>768214062
Isn't shower normality before or after so I'm my mum told me ew m8
>>768219448
>tryna
>tryna
lol you are NOT a chad, a fucking neckbeard who has to use fat escorts, overpays for escorts and talks like a fucking nigger
>>768219491
Yeah the hooker takes all the risks theres even sites with huge lists of hookers with numbers that you can call. all big cities lots of small ones basically legal but its just not out in the open.
>>768218985
Prostitution in the UK is analogous to solicitation in the US. You can't openly advertise that you're running a brothel, but once the john gets inside the door anything goes.
>>768214062
140 dollars for half an hour? Jesus Christ, does she bring a time dilation device?
My tip is to head to a bar and get a girl for the whole night for the price of 3 drinks.
>>768219704
>>768219721
I think I will visit the UK soon...
donkeypunch her anon then take your money and run xD
>>768214481
LOL no normal cunt wants to risk aids in that brown gangster refugee smelly hut shit hole fuck off spick
>>768219843
Enjoy the gonorrhea. London is so hot with the clap right now.
>>768214971
Poor fag go black 2 afrikkka
>>768214062
Whenever I get a hooker I demand they shower with me BEFORE we have sex. I have no idea where they've been. I don't understand why this isn't the norm in the west. Absolutely bizarre.
>>768215076
You're mum doesn't count ew m8
>>768214189
The type of person you are has no bearing on whether or not you enjoy 4chan in general, or /b/. Stop being so new.
Completely different environment in the UK there is almost no risk for johns. also escorts are not persuaded and can advertise in the open which some parts of the US don't allow.
also it is legal in the UK to have sex for money thats a real things that separates when you would agree to do something for someone if they have sex with you from prostitution.
>>768214481
For $140 I could probably be officially declared King of Brazil.
>>768220195
>>768219721
This was supposed to be a reply to this.
>>768216656
Wait what? Even Australia can literally buy puss on demand
>>768214758
This is 100% untrue.
>>768214062
Right before you get to insertion, coat your balls in bengay. It'll numb the pounding so you'll have no problem pumping away at that sweaty fur burger.
Pay it forward OP.
>>768219754
> time dilation device
Doesn't drugs do that?
> Kek
>>768214062
OP is pic related the kind of woman you like? Or just the best option available at that price point?
>>768215066
This is not how it works at all. Please lose weight.
>>768220004
>London
Eww.
>>768219863
>savage
>>768220257
And they legally have to be tested and healthy
>>768216719
Holy shit can you not read the OP? Did you not look at OP's pic?
>>768220209
Brazil is fairly pricey in my experience. High end termas in Rio like Centaurus, Monte Carlo, Solarium, etc are going to set you back more than US$140, as are nice clubs in Sao Paulo.
>>768219512
kek what kind of hookers are you seeing? Or have you just been acting like an autistic creepy asshole because you cant get women to fuc you for free? Plenty of escorts will give you a great time and are totally friendly, this one i knew said that allot of the time half of what the guy wanted was to talk so shed talk to them for half an hour. There are shit ones but you just avoid them...
>>768220195
The UK treats sex work separately from prostitution, I agree. I was not looking to get into that much detail, only the parts that matter to the guy paying for the hooker.
>>768218780
>projecting this hard
>>768214062
Decent
>>768219721
Get what your saying now actually.
Prostitution is the UK is just that one charge solicitation, 100% agree with this.
But also you could be charged like it was money laundering and conspiracy if they felt like it.
>>768219512
Getting a half-hearted handjob from a chubby woman acting like a cunt is my fetish.
>>768214062
>fanfasy
?
U wot m8?
>>768214642
You pay for it one way or another. At least this is upfront about it.
>>768220666
>>768220777
WINNER winnwrr chick8 dinner
>>768220578
Yeah I didn't see what you saying at first good way of explaining it.
>>768220852
Most overrated TV show
>>768219550
Where do I find these girls? I don’t like tinder because it’s too much effort
>>768220723
LOL no cunt cares about that cuck mother shit hole, even Australia isn't getting that chucked, the law is fucking over the countries citizens that love a laugh so gay
>>768219695
Idk man believe whatever you like lol
>>768220723
A muzzie breeding program Allah crack fart
>>768221191
you can't. he is full of shit.
>>768220852
conservicucks 'pay for it' Ive been laid plenty of times without buying shit, sometimes even getting cooked dinner or getting weed/drinks.
>you guys think a little feminism is a bad thing?
>>768220309
I love thicc sluts. I’ve been dating petite for girls my whole like I need some juicy meat because I’ve never had it
>>768221273
Yeah prove you aren't a nigger before I even begin to care about this post. I like your taste in dial-a-pussy m8
>>768221411
In other words you've gotten old and fat and have zero/0 chance of attracting an energetic perky minx
>>768214062
don't pay for a fat bitch, pay for a sexy one
>>768220723
>my favourite sauna is increasing the prices this June
FUCK
>>768221314
You replied to me, the OP. And dude I posted the pic with the website name on it just google that and it’ll take you to the same site.
>>768221535
I dont think you understood fam
>>768219863
>Brasil
>spick
The ignorance is palpable.
>>768221535
I’m fucking this on the regular.
I just need a thicc slut m8, is that so hard to understand?
>>768221663
Fuck off taco baker, I'm Australian, literally the best country on this stupid spinning rock
>>768221412
shut the fuck up with your underage weak b8 no one cares and its not even kek worthy
>>768221679
Then you're an unfaithful piece of poopy
>>768221679
exactly this, you pay for specific features you want
>>768216465
>>768218011
Canadian website. Its not illegal in canada you retards.
>>768215066
it a fucking business transaction, she fucks multiple guys a day, OP will be guy number 5 of that day! Doubt she'll be in the mood to hand out freebies you autistic fuck
>>768221679
More
>>768221752
Hold on mate, no one is saying straya isn't the best prison island in this God-forsaken shit-ridden planet, all I'm saying is don't mix us spicks with them shit chucking monkeys down there.
>>768218127
I feel you just use the word cuck without actually understanding what it means.
>>768221778
Me m80s name is bare bate nate me sister is cait
>>768222251
Sorry m80
>>768221598
The girl in OP pic is not a college aged 10/10. Looks like a 30s/40s fattie that is a 5 at best. I was simply pointing out that there is no place in the US where you can fuck 10/10 college girls for $140.
>>768221551
fat girls are very sexy tho
>>768221598
or literally just type the website address into the address bar
>>768222354
I'm sure you will lose you're virginity one day you salty sad fag
>>768221820
Never said it was my gf, just a fwb
>>768222258
I think they do though m80, being a number of the amount of cock before you that day. Seems appapro
>>768221411
SBBWs?
>>768222530
I live in Phnom Penh. Hookers cost like $20 here.
>>768222576
Then more pics to tug my sausage too
>>768222402
It would be harder to find an organization with much larger girls, though.
>>768222772
LOL trap city trap trap city city, probably catch aids from the passport stamp, chink beggar
>>768222777
nice trips
what was >>7682222222
>>768222777
Dub trips
>>768222895
Traps are obvious traps in PP and nowhere near as numerous as Pattaya. And not a chink, am Mexican. Just live in Asia.
>>768217410
thicc bitches are loose.
find a little petite bitch they are almost always have a nice and tight vag
>>768222777
Gotta respect the trips.
Shout out to your sausage hope he’s having s good day
