Celeb ThreadPatrician Edition
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Celeb Thread
Patrician Edition
not now
wait till I let you fap
Babs has been officially claimed, go out and tell the world what you've seen here.
>>768213533
angel
>>768213564
dad no!
>>768213400
>>768213533
witnessed
Claimed
>>768213663
by me ...
>>768213717
uhh, no I don't think so
Why do some people have to ruin a perfectly fine celeb thread?
>>768213743
I've had enough of this shit, Babs is mine, I will not argue it. I'm tired of you waifu thieves stealing all the women.
>>768213894
>>768213881
You snooze you lose kiddo :^)
I'm sure there's SOMEONE out there that hasn't been claimed
>>768213978
You're confused kind Sir. It is you that needs to find a new waifu!
>>768213978
>>768214061
You´re both wrong, she´s mine since March `16
>>768214061
Why would I need a new waifu? I already have a harem of qts waiting for me. No need to be jealous my man, I'm sure there's someone out there for you.
>>768214177
stop larping, she's mine
>>768213928
Jesus she's disgusting
SAD!
Aren't you lads forgetting something? Namely the fact that she already has a HUSBAND?
ME.
>>768214248
See that's you're problem, you're a qt hoarder. You are only allowed to have 1 qt
>>768214177
haha no
>>768214377
>you're
I'm retarded
Geeze it's like a pack of dogs fighting over a steak in here. A thick sexy steak I might add... U w U
>>768214377
>>768214466
Sorry dude but Babs needs a guy who can spell
>>768214248
>>768214307
>>768214520
She is mine ... you're all liars
I'm staying out of this cat fight
>>768214556
Again, I do apologize, but Babs is mine. You're a hoarder and a thief.
>>768214307
hmm, this pic is pretty hot, who even is this girl?
a model?
>>768214248
Never
>>768214377
You can´t even spell, how could you satisfy her
>>768214675
>>768214556
For the record, I can spell, I just used the wrong word.
>>768214636
why? aren't you also gay?
lel how many (false) Babs claimants are there now?
>>768214824
There are two delusional waifu thieves and then there is me who is the true husbando
>>768214824
>(false) Babs claimants
Including you? I think four now. I don't mind tho, Babs and I are just sitting here laughing at this whole thing.
my crush......
>>768214785
Everybody knows I only have one waifu and it doesn't bother me when other people post her. But when it comes to other people's claiming and stealing politics I don't wanna know. It's like parents fighting over child custody
>>768214748
It´s ok anon, you´ll find a new waifu, I´m sure
>>768215000
MODS BAN THIS FUCKING SPAMMER
>>768215000
Trying pretty hard today it seems
>>768214980
oh, hey dadfu.
>>768215038
It will be for advertising technically
>>768215006
I assume you're talking to yourself in the mirror.
>>768215090
>dadfu
>>768214914
>>768214936
Only one way to resolve this like men.
Highest last digit gets the Babs?
>>768214947
Finally someone who has found a lovely lady and isn't trying to steal my Babs away.
>>768214947
claimed
>>768215107
Aw, I bet you can come up with a better reply than that
more midgets for mommy
also benis
>>768215188
Someone that truly loved Babs wouldn't give her up on a game of chance.
Therefore your claim to Babs is now forfeit.
dadfu needs more phallus
>>768215188
Nice 8 m8, I I rate it an 8, but check this 9. Sorry bud.
>>768215353
i liek you anon, benis for everyone
>>768215193
>>768215206
my crush...
>>768215246
I don't need to, Babs is mine. You're all pretenders to the throne.
calling spiderman
benis everywhere
>>768215514
I would but I must be off
>>768215477
No u
See, I can do it too
>>768215535
BENIS OwO
>>768215314
>>768215361
Don't mind me just enjoying my victory. You guys have 1 minute to stop posting Babses or I'm calling the cops
>>768215152
>i'll fight for my kid only if i get to fuck it
CLAIMED
>>768215582
How did you win again? Thats right, not at all
>>768215594
I'm not Dadfu, you trollop
>>768215676
i got that
>>768215558
I mean sure you can do whatever you want. Like pretend Babs is yours, you're good at that.
>>768215582
Do it ... you won't.
>>768215690
how faggot?
>>768215569
i can has more .... benis ?
>>768215753
OwO
>>768215751
just like that
>>768215753
noes '___'
>>768215676
DADFU?
>>768215776
>>768215791
actually i don't like benis at all
>>768215663
>>768215718
You done goofed motherfuckers, if you apologise right now I might let MY Babs visit you in jail.
>>768215718
And you could stop whining around for once
>>768215825
*Dillon
>>768215791
How about me? Can I have benis?
>>768215874
noes -____-
>>768215850
>He´d send "his" Barbs to jail for a "visit"
The word cuckold is written all over you, mate
>>768215874
welcome to 4chan, land of traps and abused children
>>768215892
>filename
>>768215858
Says the one screeching like a ninny because he lost.
>>768215850
Screw you buddy! Babs and I are getting restraining orders on both of you.
>>768215967
hey, that's pretty good
>>768215977
doesn't make it less true tho
>>768215992
I'm abused because I like benis?
>>768215999
numbers
>>768216001
Your words are full of falseness and faggotry, can´t let her have a vile anon like you
>>768216079
>the abuser*
yes
>>768216220
BENIS !!!
>>768216074
>doesn't make it less true tho
>>768216241
>muh feelings
>>768216186
What are you on about, m8?
>>768216166
You should be ashamed using that kind of language when talking to me, Babs is sitting on my lap and she can see what you're saying.
>>768216240
OwOwOwOwO
>>768216280
i'm not ur m8 buddy
>>768216151
This is a prime example of a butterface.
>>768216315
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!
>>768216410
What is this ass gerbil bullshit?
>>768216432
trigger as many faggets as possible in a single thread
>>768216478
Shut up thighfag
>>768216519
>thighfag
?
>>768216294
No response? I see that I am victorious!
>>768216711
no seriously i do like roberts, after all she's an emma
>>768216849
>>768216294
Nice fantasy you got there. You´re alone, just like always
such a slow day, it must be medication hour in the institution
ok, ima just say benis one more time before i head out. benis. that is all.
>>768217012
The time has passed, I apologize but you're too late.
>>768217121
owo
>>768217021
No bully.
>>768217127
oh wow, an actual pretty woman in a celeb thread ?
>>768217187
take ur meds or no supper
>>768217146
carry on
>>768217127
Why don´t we stop arguing then and just post qt Barbs
>>768217211
checked
>>768217323
Is this a trick?
>>768215777
checked and keked
>tfw no melly gf
>>768217851
shireen became hot
>>768218001
Nice juicy bazingas
>>768217558
>checked and keked
>>768218001
>shireen became hot
She sure did
>>768218001
Yeah cuz they burned her lol
>>768218078
oh goodness. Spoilers
>>768218091
TOO LATE FAGGOT
>>768218078
What is wrong with you?!?!
Tay pits
>>768218216
Hng Amy
STOP not saying nice things about our TayTay.
PRAISE TayTay, but, more importantly... LOVE TayTay. U 3 U
>>768218265
I want to come along Pond
>>768218078
she's just dropped a slice of pizza and is upset about it
>>768218001
TOO OLD
I think I won
>>768216849
>an emma
THE emma
