Do you know why I hate atheists? They are trying to be so logical about everything that they ruin every "magical" moment in life. They can't handle romance, they can't handle nothing. Every minute spent with an atheist is like an hour in a walk-in freezer.
>>768205315
Are you sure you mean atheists and not just reality?
I hate religious people because they've been trying to fuck me in the ass all my life.
>>768205383
And how do you know that? Are you sure you are not just projecting your own hidden desires?
Not a whole lot of logic that I've ever seen. Just a denial of facts and hard evidence put right in front of them.
Show them too much about the validity and widely accepted nature of documents surrounding the life and resurrection of Jesus and they run away scared. Their best argument is "SOURCES" followed by "THAT'S NOT A LEGITIMATE SOURCE" to whatever you support your claim with.
Bottom line: I don't have to prove to you the earth is round, not my fucking job. The evidence is there, it's your job to do the research and learn for yourself. I'll tell you it's there, but I won't fucking spoon feed you. A lot of atheists get...testy...when they hear this, lol.
>>768205657
Dude, the burden of proof is on the person making the claim. That's all it is, if you can't show any proof or what actually constitutes as evidence then fuck off back into your ancient lifestyle and put down your phone or computer because religion didn't come up with that and never would.
>>768205657
Links to the evidence?
>>768205657
>Show them too much about the validity and widely accepted nature of documents surrounding the life and resurrection of Jesus and they run away scared. Their best argument is "SOURCES" followed by "THAT'S NOT A LEGITIMATE SOURCE" to whatever you support your claim with.
Hey I remember you...
>>768205657
You don't have to prove anything but don't expect others to believe you're claims without evidence.
>>768205657
Fun fact #1: That the character of Jesus is based on a real person is widely accepted by mainstream scholars. That he was resurrected is not, and there isn't hard evidence that he was.
Fun fact #2: Even if, for the sake of argument, you could undeniably prove that Jesus was in fact resurrected, it would not prove that the god of the Bible exists (or any other god).
>>768205315
>atheists
Hahahahahahahahahaha gasp hahahahahahahaha You fucking MORON. No one even thinks about religion any more, it is without meaning, corrupted by televangelists and made irrelevant by little niceties like the atomic bomb and radio... think about it, before radio you'd have the voice of the father in the family and the village witch doctor/priest.
Suddenly you hear voices and music from far away which are more compelling that the usual voices of local authority.
Then modern telescopes reveal that the Earth is far from the center of the Universe, that it is in fact off in the sticks in one of millions of galaxies.
There was no campaign against Christianity. It became unlikely. People looked elsewhere.
Atheists? You hate them? How fucking insecure are you? Go find a shrink, you need to talk to an adult.
>>768206101
>believe you're claims
YOU + ARE = YOU'RE
YOUR
>>768206368
Lol k misd that
>>768205315
Active atheists are fucking annoying.
Do you think another "miracle" will ever happen again, in the century of cameras and capturing devices or are we born too late?
>>768206467
Damn door-to-door atheists with their blank pamphlets, waking me up at 2 in the afternoon.
Double negative there bucko, kys
>>768205657
Make a claim stating the validity of the bible and the resurrection of Jesus, don't even mention God, get 5 replies. Why are atheists so touchy about this?
All you can do is shout "BURDEN OF PROOF" and "SOURCES". That's not a counterargument. You have nothing, do you think that's going to convince me of anything?
>>768206580
The atheist label is only relevant when dealing with god claims.
>>768206580
Why should I believe what someone else says without evidence?
>>768205315
They have no imagination
I mean atheists who actually don't understand science piss me the fuck off. If you understood science, you'd be agnostic. Not some militant atheist who treats spreading atheism like a Christian missionary.
Look at the M-Theory. Pretty much anything in the 11th dimension would easily fit our definition of a God.
You can look into Einstein's God if you're a Hardline atheist and want to avoid looking like a retard for the rest of your life.
>>768206844
Most famous athiests are agnostic athiests.
>>768206844
Fun fact: Atheism and agnosticism are not mutually exclusive.
>>768205315
>LOGical
>>768206580
>do you think that's going to convince me of anything?
No. No I don't. Confirmation bias or congenital stupidity will prevent you considering any ideas outside of your belief. Anything more would be like mud-wrestling with a pig.
>>768206991
Maybe, but that's definitely not what I've seen around campus and heard from the "free thinkers" club.
>>768206844
All agnostics are athiests. Not all athiests are agnostics.
>>768206844
>If you understood science, you'd be agnostic.
Why?
>>768206327
>No one even thinks about religion any more,
Pew research confirms 80% worldwide believe in some higher power.
uit beating off to Dawkins and Hitchens and look at the world sometime, Sam
>>768207020
I think I was pretty clear in specifying militant atheists.
>>768207168
You can have agnostic theists, but they'll rarely identify as such.
>>768207211
>Pew research confirms 80% worldwide believe in some higher power.
Over 50% of the UK claim no faith
>>768205315
As someone who works in food, I can tell you the walk-in freezer is a nice place to relax for a moment.
>>768205383
Pretty sure they're the ones trying to ban you from taking it in the ass.
>>768207228
You could be a militant atheist while also being agnostic.
>>768207253
Seems that close to half of the nation does believe, then. I'd hardly say that "nobody thinks about religion" based on this number.
>>768207281
You could be a black nazi, too.
>>768207253
fortunately, the UK is not the entire world. they're probably too busy confiscating number 2 lead pencils anyway
>>768206844
Mate you can't possibly know or even imagine what the 11th dimension is like or what could dwell there if anything at all. Which God we talking about cuz God doesn't seem anymore powerful than us really. We will eventually get to that level. Fuck jeebus
>>768207228
Richard Dawkins is an agnostic athiest. Betrand Russel was an agnostic athiest.
>>768207376
Yes, but being an agnostic, militant atheist isn't at all difficult. You could believe religion to be harmful even if you can't say that they are certainly false, for instance.
>>768205315
I think walk-in freezers are kind of comfy
>>768207236
A thiest makes the claim "there is a god". An agnostic makes the claim "I don't know if there's a god". These claims are inconsistent.
>>768207708
Theists believe there is a god. An agnostic theist would believe there is a god, but not know there is a god.
>>768207850
I don't see how the claim "there might not be a god" and the claim "there is a god" aren't contradictory.
>>768208086
First, agnosticism isn't the claim that there might not be a god. Second, belief and knowledge are not equivalent, that's how. You can believe X is true while simultaneously not knowing X is true. You could even believe X is true while claiming the truth of X is unknowable.
>2018
>not believing in God
You fedora tippers are out of control.
>>768208677
What the hell Dana?
>>768205315
>logical
>literally believe all that exists came from an absolue nothing that exploded for no reason
Pick one
>>768206515
guys?
>>768209276
Ever since that coma, I am a firm believer in God!
>>768205315
You can have "magical" moments without "magic"...
>>768209670
oh yeah?
>>768205315
Since they're atheists, wouldn't that mean they COULD handle nothing? Unlike you, you cowering sheep.
>>768205315
sorry that your world of imaginary friends, pretend and cartoons is so special to you that the fact of trying to understand any of its workings at all causes you to melt down into a blubbering puddle of sperg rage.
>>768211134
fu, your post didn't make me smell farts. FU
>>768207037
Kek
>>768209509
religon: its like ethics and science for people too braindamaged to handle ethics or science.
>>768211261
case in point
>>768211297
>tips fedora
If daddy sky fairy didn't want men to take it in the ass then why did he put the prostate there, you know?
>>768205315
religious people belong in the same category as people who think their mlp OC is a "tulpa" or are convinced they're otherkin of anime characters. desperate people voluntarily becoming delusional just so that they can grant themselves the illusion that the world plays by rules that favor them in specific.
>>768205315
>>768211330
haha FU faggot
>>768211734
These are the sort of parables that actually have value. Like the sermon on the mount, pretty decent all in all, it's too bad a lot of these self described christians seem ignorant of Christ's actual teachings.
>>768205315
religion has been a pathetic ineffective solution to unifying people for thousands of years. im glad to see the republican party finally throwing it in the trash where it belongs.
OP needs magic in life. OP is a faggot
>>768207388
>my argument didnt work, better bring up some irrelevant laws to muddy the waters!1
>>768205315
Sucks to be you.
>>768211939
>implying any system is perfect
>implying religion hasnt been the biggest system of unification for people since the dawn of man
>implying whatever system you can think of wont also have its bloody wars
Keep circle jerking in a religionless fanfic reality. I'm not a godfag, but you're retarded.
>>768206068
Accepted by what people?
Christfags.
Bought and paid for.
https://youtu.be/6lqC8fvIspY
I stopped being christian around the time a fact was revealed to me that all the shit I am forced to beleive in has nothing to do with what I "should really beleive in"
the first texts were lost, everyone I know was going to hell yadda yadda yadda
the more I read the bible the less I beleived in that crap, it's odd that so many christains have books that if they read and found all the facts that don't add up made me realise that an all knowing deity didn't write a single word of that shit
as far as I care there can be any god, gods, no god, simulation
>>768212252
im not implying. im straight up saying it. and i never said that it makes things more peaceful either. it just makes things more efficient.
>>768212252
the fuck?
a sensible, smart reply on 4chan? I must be dreaming
>>768205315
you want to live in a world of magic? smash your phone, drop your computer in the bathtub, knock over your refrigerator and throw your air conditioner in the trash and then wait for the good lord to provide.
>>768206368
wtf i love jesus now
>>768212646
Dumb logic. To them the lord providing is the fact that we are advanced enough to enjoy those luxuries. You're strawmanning them in response to OP who was strawmanning atheists, shit thread is shit.
>>768213633
who cares? why do they even need any form of equal representation or debate? they're not mentally well.
>>768214287
because thats also you being dumb.
How convenient is it that you feel like you don't have to argue with them and that you don't need to debate or even think about their ideas. How convenient is it that your justification is that THEY aren't mentally sound? You're locked in an echo chamber, you're worse than them.
I'd take a godfag who is open minded enough to debate over an edgy atheist whos superiority complex gets in the way of having a regular conversation ANY DAY.
>>768214467
Atheism is largely a vector for peoples superiority complexes
Religion is largely a vector for peoples martyr complexes
And then the moderates sit in the middle, laughing at the bickering extremists.
>>768212671
same