>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION
The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl
Shes a beautiful little girl, but shes so little she's microscopic.
>i turn into Yamcha
>>768201983
>plot of my hero academia
>>768202145
>microscopic little girl
top kek
>>768201983
I have the ability to fly and can manipulate gravity around me.
>>768202793
But due to relativity, any time you use your power, time in the rest of the universe advanced rapidly around you.
>>768201983
I regenerate instantly from all wounds.
>>768205593
Even the tiniest amount of damage triggers the regeneration, but because of how fast your cells are multiplying they can't tell for sure when to stop. You might end up with tumors.
>I can stop time
>>768206190
>time can also stop you
I can summon unicorns.
>>768206359
They must rape you before disappearing.
>I suck cock for money
>>768206359
You don't get to decide where the unicorns are summoned. Somewhere deep in the vacuum of space, a ball of unicorns gathers.
>>768206422
You suck cock for money
>>768206359
>But they have a compulsion to gore you.
I can control the elements.
>>768206491
You can only control potassium and zinc
>>768206483
Op said drawback
the ability to grow hair as fast or slow as I want
I become a nigger with asian intelligence
>>768206422
The cock sucks you back
>>768206697
The hair is nigger hair
Power of gravity
>>768206740
Your nigger mouth won't form the correct words
>>768206697
But it constantly is falling out
>>768206697
Growing hair rapidly ages you, slowing it does the opposite
I can see into the future
>>768202145
Due to power creep in DBZ and Yamcha training with King Kai, having an easier time than Goku... Yamcha's probably much stronger than anyone in the saiyan saga.
You could take over the world.
>>768206745
>Power of gravity
you arent exempt from that effect ie if you make gravity too big you get crushed
>>768206740
You are born a black girl in China.
>>768206824
you cant, because the future isnt deterministic. all you see if empty blackness
>>768206824
But you cant tell anyone
>>768206697
But your hair's growth ability applies evenly to all your body hair so you end up looking like a chimp all the time
>I can become invisible
>>768206964
You can't become visible again after you turn invisible
>I can shapeshift into any animal
>>768206964
All the food inside you is visible
>>768206964
Everything around you becomes invisible as well.
>>768206964
You are also a garbage magnet so you’ll be covered in litter and lose your stealth
>>768207023
You drop to the mental level of said animal
>>768207069
and forget that you have the power
>>768206740
Your not born in the west
>>768206831
>You could take over the world.
you're yamcha and don't get the girl
>>768206831
Wat?
>>768206824
but only in the exact same location, so most of the time you see empty space
>>768206740
Don't get hired regardless
I'm HIV resistant
>I'm flexible enough to suck my own dick.
I can make infinite clones of myself
>>768207438
You can't have sex or touch another person intimately ever again.
>>768207466
Your dick is 1 cm long and you can't cum.
>>768207438
but you get fucked by niggers till you die
>>768207528
The clones have no mind of their own and just idle around the spot you created them.
>>768207528
Each one you make gets more autistic
Autism is my Superpower
>>768207868
But you have to post on 4chan every day.
>>768206740
You're just black and live a normal life with 2.5 kids, a wife and a little house.
I can eat gummybears to make myself glow
>>768208061
oh god, it's real.
>can make neighbors stop abusig child
>>768208106
the glow is made from high concentration of radioactive matter so you glow touch you become a texan
>>768206824
But you can't see anything in the present
>>768208395
they stop, because the children die.
>>768207528
They all want to be the only one
I can control women's minds
i can shoot laser beams out of my eyes into peoples assholes
>>768206824
but the future counts as your memory you can witness the present but have no ability to remember the past and can only remember the future
>>768208687
You can't control when it happens
>>768208685
>can control womens minds
but not their bodies
>>768206824
Nobody will believe anything you say. Sorry Cassandra.
>>768208687
your eye needs to be in a half inch distance to the butt for it to work
I can run really fast backwards
>>768208816
>>768208875
but feels like you have the control as you would in a dream
>>768208875
But you can never outrun your sins, and you are always left facing them.
>>768209121
>>768208875
you're left handed
>>768208875
Power is activated automatically when you are horny
>>768204352
So they can also time travel one way? Hardly a drawback
>>768208687
But it's very short range so you have to get really close to do so.
>have explosive penetration for virgin females
>I always have minty-fresh breath.
>>768206961
That could make an interesting comic character
I have the power to become a rock god
>>768209347
but you have the worst ever b.o. that never goes away
>>768209347
you had to cut off both of your big toes
>>768209347
but during summer mint leaks through tear ducts
>>768209400
>but only christian rock
>>768207612
That would still have uses. Decoys
>>768209400
but you have to play the loot to make your powers work
>>768206563
good enough, potassium is explosive
>My power is not having any drawback
>I can juggle and balance on a tightrope at the same time.
My body is made out of cork
>>768209574
but can only have drawfronts on a tuesday
>>768209574
But you are so boring that no one cares.
>>768209584
You're allergic to wine
>>768209583
but only for ten minutes after killing an unborn baby through a bloody hand falcon punch
>>768209584
only when 1/4 is in wine
>>768209584
But your nemesis is Thumbtack Man.
>I have the strength needed to open any jar.
>>768209639
joke on you i'm already boring
>>768209739
you're deathly afraid of jars
>>768209660
>sacrifices for satan and entertainment for the masses
what's to hate?
Holographioc matter manipulation
This super power allows the user to make any hologram they want and can temporally make them solid, think how Sai does it in Naruto with his paintings
>>768201983
>any girl
sure but you are about as clueless as a 13 year old girl to everything sexual
>>768209739
but the jar has to be opened opposite to the seal
>>768209583
but tightropes have 50% chance of breaking
I can summon constipation in my enemy butts
>>768209772
>10 minutes
>>768209790
But you always have to explain what your creations are by using examples from Naruto.
>>768209790
the holographs are of only child porn
>>768209838
but you get diarrhea poo poo butt
I can control any vacuum cleaner in the world
>>768209846
just kill a baby every ten minutes
>I can detect the location of any remote control that I choose.
>>768209969
theres an 11 minute cooldown on every baby you kill
>>768209964
they blow instead of suck, spewing dust and trash everywhere
>>768209888
I can do it. I know how to break down almost anything I'm interested in. I do "Explain to me like im 5" videos all the time
>>768209897
>That's a bad thing
:^)
>>768209964
You get all the dust in your lungs
>>768209739 but you lost your arms years ago in a car accident so you have to use your mouth.
>I can turn tapwater into flawless recreations of $100 bills
>>768209790
Think how who does to weeabooto? Use references that aren’t your faggy hentai
>>768209964
the vacuum cleaners are all corded and stop being controllable when unplugged
>>768210036
>I can turn tapwater into flawless recreations of $100 bills
only you can see them
>>768210005
but only broken remotes
Ability to manipulate protons in atoms to create anything
>>768210036
you don't know how to use faucets
>>768210019
too late for additional drawbacks
>>768208685
Nah man we'd form an army and take over the world. Only problem is no women, so the drawback would be the extinction of humans.
>>768210091
anything you create turns into a dildo after 5 minutes
>>768210036
But you live in Flint, Michigan.
>>768206563
Eh, flinging nickels at people doesn't sound so bad.
>>768210091
each proton become neutral im mass
>>768210091
But not the electrons.
>>768210096
>not too late for additional drawbacks
>>768210091
it takes 50 years for you to create one thing
>>768210039
That made 0 sense anon
>>768201983
I can erase any races from earth and the erased race never existed.
>>768210101
You and all your clones turn gay far faster than anyone had predicted.
ability to paralyze people at my will
>>768210277
>implying we weren't going to fuck eachother all the time anyway
>>768210275
Another, imperceptibly different, race takes its place because that's how this shit works.
>>768210275
you're apart of the race you erase
>>768210210
you can add additional drawbacks, but only if you start them with a but only. and everyone thinks your a dumbass.
>>768209790
Every square inch of hologram could drains a pint of blood from your body, turning it solid doubles the cost.
>I can skateboard perfectly and as fast as I want without ever falling off
>>768210333
only disabilities you have
the ability to EAT SHIT
I can see music.
>>768210404
but only can my dad hello?>>768210404
>>768210405
Ignore the "could"
>>768210405
but only on your testicles
>>768210333
there is a side effect of paralysing ur own body part everytime you do it
>>768210405
you can only grind on rails
>i can make my dick go flacid to erect and vice versa in a moment's notice
>>768210434
only if theyre steamy but not creamy
>>768210405
But the 80's are long gone and nobody cares.
>>768210476
only when you get a gf
>>768210502
your dick is only 2 inches
>>768210275
turns out removing a race just makes you hate the remaining races even more
and im not even replying in a whiney left tard way. if there were no whites, niggers would just hate blacker niggers anyway
I can teleport to any planet I want, as soon as I get there my body adapts to it's atmosphere helping me breath normal.
>>768210434
but you have a scat fetish
>>768210440
you are constantly on shrooms and see shit no one else can see
>>768210440
you have a really shitty taste in music. not some weird special hipster taste, you just like crappy music
>>768210502
Doing so knocks you unconscious, sometimes for hours
>>768210502
but doing so tears your banjo string
>>768210434
But only if it is disguised as gourmet food.
>>768210440
And it is way too fucking bright.
>>768210434
This guy has something to tell you
>>768209584
Your brain included, you are simply a cork statue
i can switch races at my will (i can turn into a nigger then a jap then back to the superior race)
>>768210544
you teleport 4 ft into the ground on every planet
I am literally now god
>>768210544
You gain 20 pounds upon each teleport, eventually becoming a planet yourself
>>768210686
you keep the dick size of ur original race
>>768210686
But you embody the most negative stereotypes of your current race.
>>768210715
but only 2-3 am on tuesdays
>>768201983
I can turn invisible as long as I scream at the top of my lungs.
>>768210440
the ICP come by your house at least twice a day to declare it a miracle
>>768210717
:O Sweet as long as I can be like MOGO the living planet of the GLs
>>768210686
you keep the skin tone of ur original race
>>768210715
You are bombarded by people wanting to know why your support paedophiles.
>>768210776
you cant talk
>>768210767
AHAHAHAHA
>>768210776
>AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION
oh derp
i can manipulate people's dna
>>768210776
But everyone else is blind.
>>768207023
this isnt too bad
just wrap yourself in bandages when you wanna be seen and make mad moola off of being the 8th wonder of the world
make even more money by starring in movies as the prop guy / ghost by saving the company millions in special effects
i can read minds
>>768210812
Because I never said anything about what age you had to be to have sex, that was man made. Not my fault.
>>768210914
But only in braille.
>>768210914
but only autistic people
>>768210914
everybody is constantly thinking about how much of a failure you are.
>>768210914
But the font is in comic sans.
>>768210869
only their past DNA meaning what their history is
>>768210914
but only animals. You're welcome, you are now Dr Doolittle
I have a bendy dick so I can fuck around corners.
>>768210963
this would give me a 100% autistic detection rate. im ok with this
>>768211035
ur dick is only 2 inches
>>768211035
bending it too much causes your elastipeen to lose stiffness after a while and you end up with a floppy boner
>>768211035
but you have an echidna dick
>>768211035
But whenever you don't restrain it it tries to bend itself into your own ass hole.
>>768210543
good point
im a vampire
>I can alter the density and weight of my bones at will.
>>768211205
Is that a drawback?
>>768211277
your skin doesnt stretch
>>768210400
Well that's not a drawback, that's rather a good thing imo
>>768211260
But everyone makes fun of your movies.
>>768211260
all you suck is duck, though
>>768211355
That doesn't have anything to do with the power, but it would still suck pretty bad just as a general thing.
>>768211260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw
>>768211035
you fuck yourself by accident and you're locked forever in that position
>I have the power of unlimited telekinesis
>>768211476
The unlimited range makes it really hard to focus on anything in the same solar system as you.
my superpower is that im a nigger that moved to a scandinavian country.
>>768201983
if i'm alive, earth doesn't explode
Else, the earth does in fact explode.
I can make people orgasm by pointing at them.
>>768211561
But your natural camouflage no longer helps you with your sneaking.
>>768211622
you have crippling depression
>>768211593
But you have no way of knowing if that power granting gypsy was telling the truth or if you just got ripped off.
>>768211622
except when you do it you also orgasm
>I can suck people in and steal their powers
>>768211593
If you're alive the earth implodes.
>>768201983
I can turn invisible, with clothes on, and u can control it
>>768211731
>mfw everyone dies, that gypsy included
>>768211868
you suck at using pronouns
>>768211868
But you can't control it.
>>768211622
But this power is always active and targeting everything that comes in line with any of your fingers, whether they are extended or not.
>>768211727
>>768211727
but you also get their worst traits, such as ugliness, mental illness and penis size
>>768211714
I already do.
>>768212018
le ebin maymay
>>768212049
that's the joke, mate.
>Any meme I post is regarded as being hip and fresh.
>>768212495
you're posting on an anonymous imageboard.
60% of the population has super powers and the 40% are monsters
>>768212495
>>768212495
but only to 13 year old children
>>768212592
Turns out that super juggling and bendy dicks aren't very useful when your neighbour is Godzilla.
>>768212495
but all memes you post are forced and inside jokes
>>768212591
kek'd
>>768205593
The slightest wound is excruciatingly painful until it is fully healed
I can control ice like sub zero.
I am crescent fresh
>>768210914
Can't stop reading minds
the ability to abolish log faggots from /b/
>>768211260
Moonlight is just as deadly as sunlight
>>768202223
No one would care.
>I can transform any part of my body into any animal part or object (I, obviously, am gonna be able to lift those parts at my will) and I can choose what parts
>I'm no furry tho
>>768206842
Holy shit
>>768206964
Due to vision is basically, lights and illumination coming from objects and "bouncing" to your eyes. You become blins, because light passes through you.
I can suck an infinate amount of cock
>>768211561
But the government now realises what a leech you are and cuts off your benefits.
>I can speak and write every language
I can time travel to any time I want
I have the power to get any cute girl with their pedicured feet to give me footjobs till I cum
>>768217701
You're immediately arrested for rape and sent to prison.
>>768217701
>I have the power to get any cute girl with their pedicured feet to give me footjobs till I cum
Cumming makes you shit
>>768217548
You can't return to any time you've visited before
Snapping my fingers makes every cute girl around me madly in love with me
>>768213541
But it's instant regeneration
>>768218013
also gives each of them a random STD
>>768218013
But you can't get an erection ever again
>>768210544
You can never teleport to a planet you've already been to
I never have to cut and bulk endlessly
My autism grows to godly levels
>silver tongue
I can sweet talk people into doing anything.
>>768219540
but only poor men
>>768219328
Your memes transcend all other anons, and you get called normie because the anons don't understand your memes.
>>768201983
Use car as battering ram
>>768220036
Not sure what the super power is, but here's a drawback anyways
Can only drive mopeds
>>768209249
You are literally too retarded to figure out just gow bad that would be.
I can talk to the dead from Heaven and hell and relay messages to whoever they want
>>768221071
you're comatose
>>768221071
>Can only be in contact with Billy Mays, and he just wants to get you to sell shit to people
>>768221071
the messages are only normie memes
>>768220804
just time travel one second past another time you traveled. not that bad
>>768208801
I‘m wondering if he or anyone else suffer more from this drawback...
>>768221297
How much gravity disortion does it take to travle 1 second? How many months of practice would it take to figure out just how much of this new found power that you would have to release in order to travel only a second
Whenever I'm bored, I can play video games with my mind
>>768222261
your mind lags so every input you give it only applies 11 seconds after
>>768222261
they’re shitty unlicensed NES games from the 90s
I can deflect insects from a 50 m radius
>>768222483
every insect you detect instantly swarms you
When i say begone thot whoever it is directed to gets teleported to a random point in the universe
>>768222813
You teleport with her
>>768222483
But are irresistible to arachnids
I have Rinnegan
>>768201983
I can manipulate chance and probability
