Celebs
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Celebs
>>768200275
boooooo
post oc you fucking faggot
I think this is best Emma. In fact, I had a dream about her last night.
Also, I wanna fuck my cousin.
>>768200520
leeeeeeeegs
anyone got any gore? please dump. skat welcome also, please, lets kill this one before it grows
>>768200889
>newfags don't know what /s/ is for
shocker
>>768200868
this is so unethical, someone might think she sucked a dick, assassination ofcharacter
lel the redditors are back
>>768200945
and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is everywhere like in school and is short and ugly and try to act cool and dont care about being ugly cause there not the best and just watch people and get angry and try to read people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers that smell and try too hard to cheat ugly way and is short and ugly and short and lame and outnumber everybody and people and cheat like a ugly litt le bitch and has no friends and is ugly and watches people ugly way every body eveyrodabodyd sdingrl cdayf and is ugly little bithch and hurt people ugly way when watch people ugly way and try to hurt people ugly way and beb ebter then people ugly way and hold on to people ugly way so they dont look ugly and make you misrrbnle and vthat is why there shit and ugly and god knwwos and iam miserble and thery poop and short and cant do anything and hurt people ugly way and cheat ugly way cause cant do anything and even a short gay poop cant be better then the best people if can cheat the ugly way like ugly people and god knows and thats iw hy the people shit look like a short ugly pile of poop and hes dying of cacner and none of the people miss him cause hes a pizz of poop that hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way
What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
>>768201064
>>768201100
>Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
You mean /b/?
Okay I'm done. Well and truly done, just like your gay unfunny steak and ketchup meme that you cucks post on here, the burnt steak smothered in ketchup, that's how fucking done I am with this shit. Every day I take time from my life to select the funniest pictures, gifs and webms from my YLYL folder that I've spent the last few years building up, and every single time, I never get a "lost" - I'd even be happy with a "kek" or even a "lel", but no. Nothing. You trap loving immature closet homsexual basement dwelling Yu-Ghi-Oh playing, Pokemon collecting man-children would rather laugh at ridiculous banana memes and reply to Your mother will die in her sleep posts. Well, no fucking wonder /b/ has turned in to a normie joke, you all disgust me. I'm deleteing my YLYL folder right now, and I won't be creating another one, so there you have it, you've lost another OG /b/ro, a normie will take my place, you'll have more normie memes get posted. Congratulations on slowly turning /b/ in to 9fag, cunts.
>>768201151
kek
>>768201151
I'm sorry to interrupt but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.
Celeb threads have been here longer than you newfags
>>768201281
it's robertsfag dude
>>768201281
>Celeb threads have been here longer than you newfags
>>768201338
>it's robertsfag dude
oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mlp/ and starts most /trap/ threads
Oh wait it's a "Herman Thread"
The main Herman of the celeb thread is a samefagging autistic pedophile NEET beware of his posts, he likes Disney stars (especially underage girls) his posts:
>Francesca Capaldie (ginger girl) 13 years old - 2017
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>Rowan Blanchard 16 yo - 2017
>Mackenzie Foy 17 yo - 2017 (mostly)
>G Hannelius 18 yo - 2017
>Peyton List 19 yo - 2017
>Dove Cameron 21 yo - 2017
>Victoria Justice a.k.a stutterfag spam
>Taylor Swift (one of them) example, using a celeb as a guise for a gay circle jerk fest
These actresses' ages were all listed conveniently on a simple disney star Google search under "people who like this also search for.."
Ignore his pedo-lewding samefagging it happens a lot.
Please report any rule violations for underage girls and make celeb threads a better place for everyone
I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
WARNING
gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread
99% of this thread is the same person
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you are in a gay sex thread that is made by the same perpetual faggot under the guise of a ‘celeb’ thread
>>768201666
Those ghostly titties OwO
anyone likes this her haircut?
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO.
>>768201666
>satanic trips
>succubus ghost
spooky
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF "CELEB" THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF NIGLET POSTING HIS DICKLET IN "CELEB" THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF NIGLET TALKING ABOUT BECOMING A TRANNY IN "CELEB" THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF FAGS TALKING ABOUT THEIR MICRODICKS IN "CELEB" THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF IMMEDIATE EMMA/TAYLOR/WHOEVER "BEST CELEB!" SAMEFAG REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF ATHEISM THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT_TIDE OF I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS I WAS IN LINE TO INHERIT… UNCLE MOLESTED ME… SUE THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF BANAL QUESTION THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF UNDERAGE GIRL WITH SHITTY POINTLESS QUESTION THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF POST YOUR 10/10 THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF THINLY VEILED PEDO THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF DERR DERR YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO… THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF LE EVERYONE IS HERMAN/G HANNELIUS GUY/EVERYONE TRANSPARENT ATTEMPTS TO HIDE
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF I THINK YOU NEED SOME AIR/GO OUTSIDE ATTEMPTS TO BE COOL
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF WHO IS THIS SAMEFAG REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF NO U!! SAMEFAG REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF POINT ME TO YOUR THREAD CANCER REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE THEN!!!one11! FUCKWIT REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF OBVIOUS SAMEFAG THREADS WHERE OP NEVER APPEARS AGAIN BUT FITS ANY OR ALL OF THE ABOVE PATTERNS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF DENIAL EVEN THOUGH ITS OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH TWO FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF AUTIMSAL SUMMER OF b THAT KEEPS FUCKING REPLYING
THE ENDLESS, TIRED LE WELCOME TO LE b xDDDDDD REPLIES
faggots
look at that, we did it, the thread is fucked
fuck yeah
>>768202268
yay us
>>768202268
we´re so edgy xD
he's really on a tear today
>>768201064
Im going to start a new celeb thread, only anons interested in celebs are allowed. Thanks
M-My m-m-mistress Emma R-Roberts i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress Maisie Williams i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress Tay Tay i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress Emma W-W-Watson i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
>>768202661
no, your mistress is Victoria Justice. She she will fuck you for this
M-My m-m-mistress P-P-P-Peyton List i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress R-R-Ryan Newman i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
>>768202772
>>768202797
>>768202824
>>768202858
>>768202912
>>768203004
dis nigga triggered
>>768201066
Tl;dr
>>768203586
sad...
>>768203670
oh noes this is gonna get bad :(
>>768203673
Sad situation
>>768203718
And is getting more and more absurd
M-My m-m-mistress Emma R-Roberts i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress Maisie Williams i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress Tay Tay i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress R-R-Ryan Newman i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
M-My m-m-mistress P-P-P-Peyton List i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-w-woman and I-I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-m-m-m-man to have h-h-her... I-I know m-m-many men w-want h-her and th-they would d-do anything t-to have h-her and s-spent s-some t-time in h-h-her presence...
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little anti-Robertsfag trollop post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The Emma Roberts tmp pills photo isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's OK, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother.
You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting hateful Emma Roberts posts in celeb threads.
Just imagine this: your mother had you, and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic, sadistic bully and a NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She cannot even try to talk with you, because all you say is: "I HOPE I CAN BULLY ROBERTSFAG INTO COMMITTING SUICIDE TODAY."
You have become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he has done a million times now. And that is all you will ever be.
Please die. We won't want you here anymore. We've been enduring your harold & elon musk shitposting for two whole months now. Thing about that for a minute. Do you realize what can occur in two months? In two months, you could have gotten a job, bought your own house, and if you're advanced enough, even get married in a span of two months. That's the amount of time you've spent plaguing threads on 4chan with pictures of harold & elon musk. While there are adults out there being useful to society and being successful, you're sitting in your room crying yourself to sleep, muttering "Thanks elon" or "Thanks Harold" in between gasps of air while realizing that nobody loves you. And it's your own damn fault that nobody loves you. You've shunned everybody you've ever known, turned them away in favor of a meme. Your mother is heartbroken that she'll never be able to see you get married, she'll never be able to be a grandmother, all because you'd rather spend your time telling anonymous message board users "he was behind it" or "He is the author."
You're a fucking wreck and I think I speak for everybody when i say that we've had enough of your shit. Maybe it's time for you to pull your head out of your ass and realize just what the fuck you've become. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, with enough work, you can turn your life around and become somebody worthwhile. At the very least, you can die saying you tried to do something other than waste everybody's time with the same stupid fucking pictures.
