>1. post your lay count >2. post your height >3. post
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>1. post your lay count
>2. post your height
>3. post advice on how to pickup girls
>>768199784
Lift with your knees.
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>>768199784
0
6'3
Send memes
>>768199784
6ft
22 p in v
Stop trying so hard. It's mostly accidental.
>>768199956
you are fucking retarded
6’3
3 all long term relationships
Don’t be an asshole, don’t be a pussy, join sports clubs = hanging with attractive people
Pretend to be gay, get female friends. Wait till they say how do you know ur gay? Get them to touch your pickle for science.
>>768200318
>>1. post your lay count
>>2. post your height
>>3. post advice on how to pickup girls
3, all long term
5'11"
Be autistic but cover it well by being good at stuff and genuinely friendly.
>>768199905
/b/rethren right here
>>768199784
5
5"11
Be relaxed and actually able to talk to women don't try and pick them up just chat and let the conversation flow.
31
5'7"
Be confident and assertive, good hygiene and don't act like you've never gotten laid...they'll smell it.
>>768200752
Fuck
>>768200752
Sure, manlet.
>>768200564
Also not being anal retentive helps
>>768200898
Okie dokie :)
>>768200752
How much did 31 hookers cost?
Jesus this thread is so depressing
>23
>6 1
>Genuinely dont give a fuck, tho dont be outwardly mean, a fucking confidence, thats what chads too dumb to be afraid often get hot bitches
>>768201082
5'7" manlet here - see its the same rules whether short or tall. Just easier for tall dudes, but even they can fuck up. It's not a secret magic trick or something.
>>768201062
hahah didn't even count her...so I guess 32 is the count. And it was $140
>>768201190
The hobbit speaks the truth!
>>768199784
3 - long term, so total sex count its close to around 500
5'10
idk, being athletic and not dumb af helps I guess
8, 5'9, just be yourself (unless ur a weirdo faggot)
50 something
186cm
Just be charming and not fat
>>768201190
yup, tho trial and error is a good teacher too
>>768201230
Oh god get yourself to a doctor before your hotdog falls off. Those are some discount whores.
10
6ft1
Just don't be ugly and be well spoken
>>768200820
>>768200898
>>768201246
Admittedly, having a hot face probably helps...but I've known many guys who are uglier than me, as long as they are decently clean and in ok shape, not a shit personality, etc, they're good to go.
For reference I keep my range in the 6-9 area. Yes I see 10s and dream of them too, but hey I'm 5'7" and not rich so I know my place.
>>768201360
It was once. In Costa Rica (aka, that's a higher end whore price) and I used a condom cause I'm not a retard.
>>768201319
>sex count
>this nigga
0
5'7
just be yourself (unless you are me)
>>768201336
How many feet are in a cubic meter? Trying to figure out your height.
>1. post your lay count
0
>2. post your height
6'1
>3. post advice on how to pickup girls
Be yourself
>>768199896
>/threading your own post
newfag
-170+ ( about 1/4 to 1/3 hookers)
- 5'10"
- be interesting and engaging. Having a kink or fetish helps I think (I'm a Dom, obviously experienced, and if a woman expresses interest at all it's pretty much a done deal). Don't be an asshole over the age of 25. That only works with dipshit teen/college whores and those will get you into trouble.
Also, use online dating sites. Ez.
>>768201602
>>768201618
Two guys with 0 girls advising you to "just be yourself"...huh
>>768201325
>>768201602
>>768201618
I've always hated the "Be yourself" notion. I haven't got a shitty personality, I've got good friends and they say I'm a generally nice and funny person, but being myself doesn't get girls
>>768201697
5'7" manlet here - can confirm the kink thing. Especially in this 50 Shades era. If you (in a non creepy way) can weave the fact you have a paddle or something under your bed, you're that much closer.
Anyone want some stories about this dom shit working like a charm?
>>768201775
Well, thats the thing. For some guys its simply easy as going out, talking to some chicks, and taking one home.
>>768201246
kek'd
>>768201826
I actually only hook up with chicks who have fetishes/kinks at this point.
Vanilla sex is so fucking boring. Sometimes I wish I could get excited just because a woman is hot, other times I pity guys who think pumping in and out of a wet pussy a few times is the greatest experience in life.
>>768201744
60+
6ft
Pills
>>768202177
Accurate
17 that I remeber, probably more. (I'm 25)
6'0''
Just don't be afraid of talking to strangers. Once the conversation takes off, start touching arms and hands. Don't focus on getting laid, let it flow. Try to get a gauge on the girls see what their body languahe is ljke, are they reciprocating the attention back? If so, i go in for a kiss once we are kinda alone and its a 50 50 chance.
I have better luck not hooking up. Having sex with a specific person for a while.
>>768202089
It's kind of weird, since I've gotten into it, either all girls deep down want to be dominated, or I've just attracted that type to me. Concur vanilla is boring. Honestly not sure I could bust if just regular fucking a chick.
Shit, even with random hookups where I don't have any gear, I'll spit in a bitch's mouth and fishhook her haha
>>768199784
>13
>6'3"
>give a broad explanation of your chaddiest hobbies/interests, but not too detailed (women only actually care about aesthetics and the way things look, not about what you're into doing)
>ask lots about them, ask them to go into detail (basically interview them)
>be able to banter-play off anything they say and be quick with a joke
>>768199784
how to pick up woman at airport:
step one: punch woman in head
step two: catch woman as falling
step 3: throw woman over shoulder
step for: explain she is ill while leaving airport if questionned
step five: put woman in trunk
step 6: drive woman to farmhouse
step seven: help woman be woman
step eight: return woman to airport
step nine: go home
step 10: tell ahmed about good day had today
>>768202484
Banter & wit works with smarter chicks, but dumb bitches don't get it. So gauge their reaction and dumb yourself down if needed.
Concur on the broad explanations...Don't go grand autismo into something, you'll lose them and they'll check their phone or check out other guys/girls.
1. 7
2. 6'0"
3. Luck for me. I'm a social retard who's gotten lucky in life.
>>768199784
9'
over 300 including your mom
go outside stop making stupid threads
>>768199784
> 22
> 5'7''
> Make them laugh, know a little bit about everything, and learn how to tell their type. If you can have a proper conversation about something they're interested in you're in. Also not being ugly helps.
>>768202613
hello anons, this ahmed, i agree with roommate who make post
>>768199784
1. over 100 no clue
2. 185, not sure what that is in "
3. Get turnt
12
5'5
don't be a creep and just b yourself and actually care about the girl it's not that hard
>manlet gets more pussy than you
>1. post your lay count
like 10ish, stopped doing hookups after some shitty experience
>2. post your height
6'3
>3. post advice on how to pickup girls
probably not the guy to give the advice...
don't be a dick & don't be a pussy
>>768199784
1. around 60
2. 5 feet 7
3. just be confident. fake it if you arent.
>5 fucks, made out with more than that
>turbo-manlet mode 5'6 or 5'5
>Be a good conversationalist, make them laugh, get them to talk about themselves, have some kind of hobby, have passion for something, work out and eat right, be a drinker and know how to get drunk but not stupid, just go for it when you think you have a shot, don't imagine being together with them and instead think of the moment and how you're gonna hook up with them, know when to quit, don't catch feelings.
25ish
5'11"
Be a white guy in Asia for a few years
80+
195cm
Am i pilot
1. Over a dozen, under two dozen
2. 5'9 with a little stage presence
3. Get four of five friends who are girls and then fuck one of them. The others weren't your type anyway.
>>768199784
20
5'9
Be handsome
