Why are kinder eggs illegal in the US?
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Why are kinder eggs illegal in the US?
>>768193940
Dumbass american kid where choking on the toy
>>768193940
Because those things are dumb
Too many kids putting them up the ass and getting them stuck
>>768193940
Because the same dumb whores screeching to ban guns did the same to those when some kids choked on the toys eating them whole
>>768194002
>american kid where
Yep. That about sums it up.
>>768194022
They're dumb only if you choke on them?
>>768193940
Because we go overboard to protect kids... unless it's guns.
>>768193940
Bottom two aren’t leagal unless you have a certain liscense or they’re modified by officials to fire differently than intended.
No offence OP, but this is a ridiculous question, that's been asked hundreds of times, and something that could be google:ed in like 5 seconds.
Hopefully I don't have to explain why weapons are legal, but kinder eggs are illegal because they are a choking hazard for small children. You can't compare the weapons to kinder egg on a 1:1 basis. There are a lot of factors, both historical and other involved. My purpose was not to sound pretentious so if that is how I came off, mea culpa.
>>768193940
Because softy dems didn't want kids ever being in danger. They went after our eggs, and now they want to prevent us from defending ourselves.
>>768193940
despite all what libs say about guns, is not legal and has never been legal to sell guns to kids.
>but then how do kids end havin guns!?
same way niggers do, stealing them or buying them from a shady ilegal dude in an alley (which is not legal and also happens pretty much everywhere in the world)
>>768194267
>all these excuses
>>768193940
Liberals
>>768194276
>shady illegal dude
You mean their parents?
>>768194112
Name a single law that would stop kids from getting killed.
>>768193940
because american kids are retarded and choke to death on these things
>kinderegg
lul who cares? It was all about the Wonderball. Literally the same fucking thing but with better toys and a larger chocolate shell. Fuck your stupid gun grabbing fight.
Come and take em.
>>768194470
How do people choke on eggs? Do they gulp them down whole?
>>768193940
No reasonable person wants kinder eggs banned. That is not in the general majority interest. Nor is it in people's interest to disarm themselves against the tyrannical government libs say doesn't exist, while saying the government is corrupt and under russian control. That is,
***NEITHER OF THESE ITEMS SHOULD BE BANNED.***
Also you can find real kinder eggs if you know where to look
>>768194484
kinder surprise >>>> rest of eggs
>>768194537
they choke on the toys or something
>>768194585
>Also you can find real kinder eggs if you know where to look
Then get v& by FBI like you were hoarding crack.
>>768194334
Huh? What excuses did I use? I did not state whether or not the ban made sence, I simply stated WHY it was banned not IF it was logical or not....
>>768194623
I've been buying kinder suprise eggs back when I was a little kid and never did it occur to me to eat the toy, why?
>>768194420
>that time when anon was 5 years old and his dad took him to the alley behind McDonalds and sold him cocaine and Military grade weapons for a couple of grands
it must be difficult growing up in Detroit anon.
>>768194761
The reson it's banned is a bunch of excuses.
>>768193940
retards choking
>>768194778
american kids are retarded they will try to eat anything
>>768193940
Kinder Eggs are not guaranteed in the Constitution.
>>768194484
Fuck, I remember that. Are they still around?
>>768194693
I could bribe them with chocolate eggs and hope they choke on the toys inside.
>>768194783
>>768193940
They sell them in the US. At least in Georgia. http://www.publix.com/pd/kinder-joy-treat-toy/RIO-PCI-549967
>>768195092
That's kinder joy, not kinder surprise like in OP's pic.
>>768195092
Those are kinder Joy. Not the kinder surprise. They just recently started selling them
>>768194943
>dad is drug dealer
>somehow anon thinks he was selling drugs to his own kid
>even the fucking picture explains the kid was the one who reported his dad for alleged drug dealing and police calling him brave and all
retardmerican logic.
please don't reply to me or my post ever again
>>768193940
Why don't you have the right to defend your family?
Also, fun fact I guarantee you didn't know: America is the ONLY country on earth that has freedom of speech. Did you know that? It's the #1 right, as well.
When are you going to free yourselves, rest of the world?
>>768193940
>Why are kinder eggs illegal in the US?
Nigger babies are too stupid to not eat the toy.
>>768195256
>not taking your dad out of business to drastically expand your turf
It's like you don't even see the kid is a mastermind, he took his pop out, now he's the king.
>>768194822
eat an egg and die, fag
>>768193940
Because some government regulator was concerned children would be too stupid to separate the chocolate outside from the toy inside and choke to death and nobody's had a good enough reason to challenge it.
>>768195336
it's this
it's literally because black kids
>>768195279
But we're not oppressed.
This is so worthwhile watching on repeat, and explains your question in detailt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nioiaM44cBk&list=PL6ezrKJpYIsdKqezfjPPn4MDqxl0EG4t1&t=0s&index=2
>>768194822
And you're a fucking idiot.
>>768195385
i can't die from eating an egg, i'm not retarded
I was under the impression that it was something to do with Mars/Nestlé trying to control more of the market and the choking thing was just an excuse.
>>768195473
>being this mad
>>768195523
They're clearly seperated, you'd have to be retarded to...oh wait, nevermind.
>>768195525
Smart anon detected. You need to breed more sir.
>>768193940
They aren't
It's illegal to put non food items inside of food due to the risk of choking
>>768196022
Yes they are.
>>768196086
>excuses
>>768193940
It's an FDA ruling due to choking hazards.
>>768196086
Congratulations, you quoted the legal excuse as a reason. Good job.
>>768193940
Lmao they are at our Walmart illegal in US lmao
>>768196171
>FDA outrules chocolate
>allows GMO's, hormones etc in food
Makes perfect sense.
>>768196022
>>768196222
>B-b-but Kinder Joy are sold in the US!
>>768196138
I just had one a week ago in Phoenix Arizona. They're legal. They still taste like shitty chocolate.
>>768196222
That's kinder joy, not kinder surprise
learn to read.
>>768196086
>Amerifat is too retarded to first take out the non food item out
got it.
>>768195336
Well, more likely because nigger parent gives it to her baby, nigger baby eats toy and chokes, libs threaten to call it racist, so they ban it.
>>768196293
Not the same.
>>768196293
>kinder joy
>shitty
i agree
Because people can't take fault for their decisions and parents can't take fault for their parenting. Everyone and everything else is to blame, right? Kids choke on the toys? Well how about you don't feed your kid candy dumbass. Sell the eggs to responsible aduts!
>>768196392
>inb4 guns aren't racist
>>768196366
>>768196392
>>768196428
Still not actually the reason, see >>768195525
>>768196259
> Thinks anyone fucking cares about GMO but soccer moms and conspiracy twats
I'm willing to put up with it for a tomato that is twice as big as usual
>>768196494
Nice bait faggot
>>768193940
they're not. saw some in the store the other day.
/thread
>>768193940
Because Americans didn't know what they were kinder than.
>>768193940
ITT - 12 year old faggots discussing candy with toys in them.
what is this, junior high day?
>>768196512
May be true, willing to admit that I didn't do the research and don't really care because I don't eat allot of candy
cus stupidass kindershit isnt protwcted by the Constitution, thats why
they aren't anymore
>>768196569
>thinks anyone really cares about chocolate being unsafe
They don't, my point, it's a hoax.
>>768196683
probably because you're an adult, and not a withering faggot discussing chocolate on the internet. Be proud anon.
>>768196647
>is too edgy to enjoy things
theyre not illegal, they sell comparable brands. I'm sure it was a company-level decision.
>>768196512
Sure kid
>>768196737
Kinder Joy is a completely different product
>>768196656
"Cringe: The Post"
>>768196792
good try kid
Why are people saying "it's Kind 'joy' not 'surprise'" like it matters? They both have toys inside of them, so the particular product name doesn't matter. If the jab at US-style legislation via making fun of people for "not being able to take the toy out of the chocolate" is based on banning something based on the choking hazard, but we have kinder "Joy" which has the same "danger" present, then I don't really know what point is being made.
>>768196623
Subtle kek
>>768193940
They had those at walmart; with the easter candy.
They also sell guns at walmart.
Op should know he sucks dick at walmart.
>>768196802
>>768196807
>>768196834
Oh boy, someone's mad
>>768196737
>kinder joy
>kinder surprise
not the same thing.
>>768196740
> It's a hoax
Maximum shrugging
>>768193940
I don't understand how this is even an issue. If you're a kid and you shove the entire thing in your mouth without thinking a couple of seconds in and you realize you're just deepthroating Big Bird's chode and spit it out, on? What kid eats chocolate so violently they just swallow the entire thing in one gulp? Also, who the fuck gulps down chocolate instead of biting into it?
>>768196842
Kinder Joy has the toy separate from the candy, if you can't understand the difference then I don't know what to tell you.
>>768193940
You can buy them at Walmart, old meme is old
>>768196842
The difference is that kinder surprise is a toy capsule encased in chocolate, whereas kind joy has candy on one side and a toy on the other in separate containers.
>>768196903
It's still a made up situation.
>>768196758
Anon, if the threads were better today, I would be discussing some other pointless bullshit on my commute... Fuck chocolate
>>768196794
They're illegal, you got the autistic kinder joys, which taste like dry ass.
>>768196862
>can't read
>>768195279
Freedom of speech isn't worth much when you have enraged feminists, scummy blacks AND edgy teenagers that can easily get their guns on fire arms. Say one wrong thing to one wrong person and you could pay the price. This whole freedom of speech shit is retarded, you people are proud of it yet you only value it when it benefits you.
>>768193940
both protect children... we care about our kids.
>>768196879
>"it's impossible to be a hoax, my government never lies"
>>768194113
Wrong.
They have semi auto civilian variations.
The license. Federal firearms license.
FFL is required to own a fully automatic.
Also we have kinder eggs in America too.
>>768196931
>more people that can't read
>>768197036
confirmed Eurofag. Aren't they jailing you guys for Facebook posts now? lol. Nice country you got there.
>>768196972
The fuck is your point?
>>768196903
>big birds chode
Solid kek
>>768196870
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>768197080
I think the point he was trying to make is that no one cares either way, it's a fucking candy manufacturer
>>768197025
Liberal faggot
>>768194447
Child labor law. Easily dozens of protections for minors in a work place
>>768197139
At least I can let my kids go out without having to worry, americuck
>>768197230
>being a free country
>can't buy candy
>>768197169
You're complaining about a situation that doesn't exist. It's like saying "how stupid do you have to be to shove your dick into a garbage disposal" and then getting mad about it as if it actually happens. Sure, some idiot somewhere has probably done it, but it's a situation that doesn't happen and only exists theoretically so you can be mad about it.
>>768197262
>is clueless about his retard condition
>>768197361
I am not mad about the example, muffin. My distaste is about the policy. The example is there to illustrate the silliness of the bans parameters. Let's go far nap time so we're not as cranky and reconvene with a fresh head.
>>768194537
Yes actualy. Dumb ass kids and even dumber parents that dont pay attention that will literaly try gulping down whole a kinder egg which is exactly what happened several times. Also a law stating you cannot put inedible items in food.
>>768196931
>>768197025
>You're the one who cant read you nigger.
They have them at walmart.
You can buy kinder surprise at the fucking hadji gas station where they sell NXB and kratom.
They aren't illegal in many many states.
>>768196936
>>768196922
Oh, that. I found a kinder something in a store the other day. I was assuming it was the "Joy", rather than me being lucky and finding a niche place to get them. I got a capsule. Most people don't really think they should be banned, though. Nobody wants to be left defenseless, either, unless it's in bed.
>>768194829
This
>>768197509
>muffin
>Getting this wound up about chocolate
>>768197325
lol. keep telling yourself that as you bring in more and more third world savages. Aren't you guys due for a truck attack?
>>768197533
I was a kid once, I ate eggs, didn't have my parents watch my every move and didn't choke. I doubt I'm so intelectually gifted, those kids must have an IQ of 60.
>>768197567
>straight up lying
I have an 18 inch cock, it's the truth.
>>768197621
Do you think this is a fucking game, anon?
>>768197577
>be Liberal faggot
>prove faggot OP wrong
You can't read..
>Also. You're fascist even though liberals are the national socialists.
Fucking liberals dont believe in liberty. Conservatives own the nicer cars and bigger houses.
>>768197602
I dont think thry should be banned, i believe if you die from. Choking on a ki dear egg or something similar that it's natural selection. As far as gun laws go, I see no issue allowing an adult of sound mind and body to own a handgun for self defense, however anything more powerful (ie assault rifles) should absolutely be banned
>>768197577
>kinder joy
>kinder surprise
not the same thing
>>768193940
Duh, because they were hurting our kids
>>768197799
You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
Liberals need to learn the difference between facts and borrowed opinions.
legal in the USA: something designed to kill people, that looks like it was designed to kill people, that kills people.
Illegal in the USA: something that looks like a food item but actually contains an inedible product HIDDEN from view inside it.
pretty sensible to me
>>768193940
>>768193940
The enemy uses them to infiltrate our communications and infect our children with nanotechnology. We cant take any chances.
>>768193940
,
>>768193940
They aren't. I just bought a kinder surprise last month. And not in some sketchy sand nigger store.
>>768197700
MFW you spell " intellectually" wrong while calling someone stupid.
>>768197898
>facts
>has presented no facts
nice facts liar
>>768194113
Faggot
only fags like republicans and democrats
>>768197446
Because you're wrong so that makes me retarded.
This is now a cock thread
niggers
>>768196512
Un likely because its just one candy product not the entire company
>>768198016
>>768198000
>>768197948
What's this cringy gay shit?
>>768198045
Half would be dead as slow as they were.
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>>768197942
>i ate my eggs in one bite
>i never chew food
>literally says there's a surprise inside
>eats the entire thing
>0 fucks
>dies
el americano
>>768198119
is this real
>>768193940
Kinder is considered a choking hazard in the states. Maybe if muricans would stop and think about what they are putting in their gullet and stop inhaling food there wouldn't be this issue.
>>768193940
Kinder aren't illegal here. The mini-mart around the corner sells them, as does the supermarket.
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>>768196903
Dumb american kids do
>>768193940
the eggs are gross but we sell them at my store they are not illegal, fake news
>I hear "thought these were illegal here" all fucking day
>>768198018
>more lies
you bought a kinder joy
>>768198025
>misspelling
>choking on candy
same thing
>Muh kindereggs
>Too dumb to find them
>They must be illegal.
>>768193940
It doesn't have enough fat , average American weights 90kg
>>768197948
kek die in the army at 16 but cant drink till 21
>>768198000
kek what kiddies get hurt like your big boys in nfl no wonder why they wear protective gear
>>768198016
this is just pathetic
>>768198045
lmao what a joke
>>768198081
kek this cant be real
>>768198119
no fucking way holy shit holy fucking shit. they even know they have a gun problem
>>768198151
>>768198172
wtf hahah just line those kids up to get shot
>>768198192
>>768198212
>>768198253
disgusting typical fucking burger mutts
>>768198016
Disgusting trigger discipline is what that is
>>768198416
It's the idea of maybe you should stay in your lane and let the big boys use the big words.
>>768198108
>still doesn't realize kinder joy and kinder surprise are 2 different things.
>>768198016
>>768198000
>guns aren’t banned from schools
>>768198025
He never said anything about calling the poster stupid. Maybe you should read more.
>>768198533
You dont realize you're wrong.
Kinder joy at walmart.
Kinder suprise at hadji gas station.
It's the worst german candy + a shitty toy.
>>768198277
They sell kinder joy, not kinder surprise
>>768198331
>kinder joy
>gross
agreed
>>768198518
then the big boys choke on candy.
>>768198277
Those are kinder joys
>>768193940
People are becoming more and more willing to sacrifice freedom, rights, and personal responsibility for the illusion of safety and the removal of personal responsibility. As the population gets more and more dumb and held less and less responsible for their own actions expect to see society essentially turned into more of a padded baby crib. Domesticated animals.
>>768198690
>german candy
>kinder
it's italian, you know nothing.
>>768198706
No. I bought kinder surprise at mini mart. It was not good. That shit sucks for german chocolate.
>>768198690
Should turn in that hadji gas station and watch them get raided and get closed down
>>768193940
Because they aren't banned anymore.
Because funny enough small kids got smarter and parents did too to the point where kids don't choke on them anymore. Kinder eggs are now being sold in the US.
>Funny though bullets still are designed to kill everyone.
>>768194447
Oh, I don't know, how about BANNING AUTOMATIC RIFLES
>>768198925
>liar
>retard
Kinder is Italian
>>768198253
there were not 19 shcool shooting in 45 days. Have you seen the criteria for this stat? It literally counts niggers shooting each other in Chicago within a mile of a school Come on my dude.
>>768198955
Then who will i buy heroin and kinder egg surprise from ? My arms dealer?
>>768198977
Is being to stupid to know the diffrence between a kinder suprise and a kinder joy a meme now?
>>768198606
it was implied, you fucking mong.
>>768199019
What american dosent have a arms dealer?
>>768198999
we thought about it. No.
>>768198977
Those are kinder joy
>>768199016
German.
Kinder is German.
German.
German
>>768199074
Hmm no implying there.
>>768193940
Because you can't put a non edible object inside of an edible one. It's a very broad law, and unfortunately kinder eggs just happen to fall under it. literally every other kinder product is available in the US. quit being a faggot, find new bait.
>>768193940
because they are made with a toxic component of antifreeze and they are a choking hazard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs
stop posting this you anti gun crazy I a;already answered it the last 70 times you posted it
>>768193940
because they are made with a toxic component of antifreeze and they are a choking hazard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs
stop posting this you anti gun crazy I already answered it the last 70 times you posted it
>>768193940
from the 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act which bans any product that:
“has partially or completely embedded therein any nonnutritive object, except that this subparagraph shall not apply in the case of any nonnutritive object if, in the judgment of the Secretary as provided by regulations, such object is of practical functional value to the confectionery product and would not render the product injurious or hazardous to health;”
>>
because they are made with a toxic component of antifreeze and they are a choking hazard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs
stop posting this you anti gun crazy I already answered it the last 70 times you posted it
>>768193940
Nigga what are you talking about? US does have kinder eggs.
>>768199084
Most of them actually.
Nice attempt though
>>768199137
You, of course, do realize that we have search engines at our disposal, right? One brief search exposes your silliness. Please stop, friend.
>>768199114
You're kinder lame.
>>768193940
>>768199235
Here we go again
.
..
>>768199137
>being this wrong
....
>>768193940
Because it's been illegal to have non-food objects embedded in food since 1938. Do you even google?
>>768199268
>cant tell "joy" from "surprise"
>>768197757
fucking morons, neck deep in problems, and your worried whats going on in a paradise compared to your shit holes....
>>768198999
>automatic rifles
Stop trying to propose legislation on subjects you know nothing about.
>>768199267
No i didnt realize people actually researched did journalism or even left their house because they cant seem to find kinder surprise in the states.
Blame Germans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffzbfO0c5Qs
>>768199415
>quoting and believing a hoax
>>768199347
Honestly I thought it was german too, but I also never really cared to look into it.
Photo of OP
>>768199481
And their shitty german toy eggs?
........
>>768199571
>>768199552
>>768199481
>liberal bait
Kinder is german.
Those shitty chocolates with the toy?
Who fucking cares.
If you want your kids to choke that bad buy they some legos.
>>768199547
It was made by italians but first sold in germany, that's why it's a german name for kids aka kinder. Doesn't hurt to know stuff anon.
>>768198999
Normal gun owners dont have access to automatics. Everything is semi-automatic. To own a automatic you need to get a whole new license entirely, which is vastly expensive, and difficult to obtain. Very few people have full autos. All the shooting you love jerking it to on cnn are not done with automatics.
>>768199737
I'm op / libtard and i say you cant read because you're proving me wrong
>>768193940
They should be illegal everywhere because the toy are shit now.
>>768199793
Glad I can help
>>768199793
>being this mad at OP
>>768199737
the people that both own automatics AND intend to commit crimes with them have obtained the guns illegally and circumvented any gun control laws anyhow
gun control falls into the "not even wrong" category of false logic
Tldr retarded foreigners not realizing that brand names swap from country to country even though everything you eat is from America.
>>768199923
>being this triggered over GERMAN candy
>>768199443
America is the worlds sitcom
test
cuck
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>>768200130
Yes.
Yes we are.
>>768193940
They’re legal now my dude.
>>768193940
because americans are dumb, and they eat also the surprise.
>>768200125
nice bait
>inb4 i was only pretending
>>768198706
No I bought surprise in the checkout lane at the supermarket. Shitty chocolate should be banned, if only for the poor quality.
>>768193940
but but laws don't work!! people are gonna eat kinder eggs anyway. criminals dont care about laws!!!!
>>768193940
guns are harder for amerimutt kids to choke on
>>768200423
>0 proof
>"believe me anon it's true"
you bought a kinder joy - the american shittier version
>>768199443
>>768200569
No, faggot, it was surprise. I remember thinking that the 'surprise' was the punchline for the "yuropoor makes good chocolate" joke.
>>768200812
>trying this hard to lie
Enjoy your autistic kinder joy
>>768200915
If it makes your spastic self feel better, tell yourself that I'm lying all you want.
>>768201191
>gets upset no one believes his lie
kek
>>768193982
>Shit in everyone's backyard
>Wonder why your neighbors won't stop talking about how terrible of a "culture" you are.
>>768193940
Because guns save lives and Kinder Eggs kill children on mass
>>768193940
there not
>>768201727
Nice sarcasm anon 10/10
>>768200514
lol dumb argument
areas with less street signs and lights tend to have less accidents and some U.S. citys have even started to remove them
>>768202655
Americans have kinder joy, thats not kinder surprise.
Because of the original mistaken belief that they hatched negroes. Law just hasn't been updated.
>>768202782
we have the exact thing posted
chocolate egg with plastic pill looking thing in side with a toy in it
>>768202836
Those are illegal in the US anon, don't kid yourself.
>>768197846
Write up the legislation that allows "handguns" but not "assault rifles". Glad to see you are not against AR-15s, since they are not assault rifles.
>>768203003
except there not
you dumb fucks have been falling for this troll for ever
>>768203144
but handguns are responsible for about 90% of gun murders
Weirdly enough, I know of a kid who was eating a Kinder Egg their Grandma bought them. I could've swore I heard they were illegal here too.
>>768203186
being this wrong must be painful
enjoy your kinder joy
Illegal in the uk
>>768203509
not really. your showing a set of words
the stores all still carry them. how does it feel to not live in the real world ?
>>768203474
That was a kinder joy
>>768193940
>yuropoors be jelly of our freedom
>>768203585
>you're just showing proof
>that doesn't mean shit
kek
>>768198470
To this day I still don't understand the obesity jokes. I'm sure the statistic is coming from somewhere, but I've been thin-medium all my life, majority of my peers have been, and most adults I see in public are reasonably shaped. There are definitely some fat fatfucks, but nowhere close to the 30something% google just told me now. Maybe it's just the state I'm in, but most people I see are not fat.
>>768203574
For environmental concerns, not because children are too retarded to not eat parts of them.
>>768203679
>freedom
>not allowed to buy chocolate
kek
>>768203702
anyone who can read my response can see thats not what was said
but nice try
>>768203574
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/search?query=wet%20wipes&icid=tescohp_sws-1_wet%20wipes
That's one supermarket, stop listening to FAUX NEWS they're lying to you.
>>768203230
CDC found that they actually prevented over 2 million crimes a year. Well worth the risk.
>>768203753
we should have the freedom to casually buy heroin in walmart too right?
>>768203814
"Foh" news? I've never heard of any station like that.
>>768203755
You realize that even tho meth is illegal, it's still out there? Some 3rd world shop might sell them illegally, that doesn't mean they're legal.
Everyone else sells kinder joy.
>>768203900
>2018
>being this autistic
>>768203940
>i'm gunna pretend that I don't know the word fox is being replaced by faux
>i'm gunna be so literal it'll be funny
>hope I don't come off autistic
>>768203900
Why not? Looks like you're not as free as you think.
>buy a kinder surpsise
>Open it
>Split the chocolate in 2 following the lines
>Open the surprise egg, toss the toy away
>Put your drugs in the surprise egg
>Put a knife under the fire and then apply it on the edges of the half chocolate to melt it
>Reunite the two halves of chocolate,
>Re-wrap it
>Kinder Surprise with cocaine in it
>>768193940
>>768204103
This is what we did for a friends birthday, only it was weed.
>>768204024
If you were paying attention, I was making fun of you making fun of words. While mine was a small joke, yours was acting as if the source determines whether a claim is correct or not. I'm not even the guy you were replying to about the 1 store being the only one to do that, nor am I arguing his point. Just pointing out how much of a tool you are for following the media grab-ass. You had to stretch proper annunciation to make a petty jab that had nothing to do with your point. Shameful.
>>768204354
So you were just pretending to be retarded?
>>768204039
freerer than you are
>>768195433
When the bobbies come knocking down your door for existing without a license I'm sure your opinion will change
>>768204507
You get how that joke only works if I have no reason to back up my pretending, right?
>inb4 ">damage control" that still only works under the same conditions for the same reason
Face it anon, regardless of which stores do and don't sell wet wipes, you're still a media tool caught up playing some bizarre media team battle royale. That's how the special olympics work.
